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timmy
05-12-2013, 07:56 AM
i disagree, getting hit in the nuts with a hard object with a reasonably strong froce behind it is on par with pregnancy, except this can happen any time you dont need to be pregnant it can happen when you least expect it:rose:heres a rose to all those guys out there who took unreasonably extreme pain to the nuts

jon
05-12-2013, 07:57 AM
did you get hit hard in the nuts with an STI from fucking your circus midget

timmy
05-12-2013, 08:01 AM
no i got an STI from ascii genitals, shes such a dirty whore but i love her

timmy
05-12-2013, 08:01 AM
love is blind not deaf, ask elz

rubycalaber
05-12-2013, 08:04 AM
you're a fucking idiot, I have heard men compare getting hit in the balls with getting punched in the kidney which is not that bad, meanwhile giving birth is literally having your vagina torn open by a fucking babies head

wait

barry

tim timmy tim, little timbo

do you not mean child birth? do you literally fucking mean being pregnant? do you think being pregnant is non stop pain? jesus wept timbers
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timmy
05-12-2013, 08:05 AM
are you an autistc?

timmy
05-12-2013, 08:05 AM
giving birth < getting hit in the balls

Obnoxious Bitch
05-12-2013, 08:09 AM
Besides "men" like Thomas Beetie, men can get pregnant. Nine months after two men have anal sex, a gaybe comes out of the catcher's butthole. When a man (or woman for that matter) takes a shit, they've just give birth to a baby nigger. If the toilet is not flushed, it won't be long before everyne around it will be robbed, raped, and murdered until police can arrest and incarcerate it so please flush your toilets folks.

timmy
05-12-2013, 08:10 AM
abortion < giving birth < getting hit in the balls

rubycalaber
05-12-2013, 08:13 AM
you literally said "the pain of pregnancy" which is the 9 month gestation period and I wouldnt put it past you to think a woman was in pain for the entire time the baby is growing because you misunderstood a woman talking about how painful giving birth is

but now that we have cleared that up you are still wrong, which would you rather have happen, get kicked in the balls or have a bowling ball rammed up your arse and get your hole completely annihilated? because thats what child birth is like
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/09katesig.gif~original

rubycalaber
05-12-2013, 08:15 AM
Besides "men" like Thomas Beetie, men can get pregnant. Nine months after two men have anal sex, a gaybe comes out of the catcher's butthole. When a man (or woman for that matter) takes a shit, they've just give birth to a baby nigger. If the toilet is not flushed, it won't be long before everyne around it will be robbed, raped, and murdered until police can arrest and incarcerate it so please flush your toilets folks.

this is it, the unfunniest thing anyones ever posted
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/UnfunnyBunny.jpg

hahahaha niggers are shit ahahhahaha what I liked it
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timmy
05-12-2013, 08:15 AM
not reading

Obnoxious Bitch
05-12-2013, 08:15 AM
you literally said "the pain of pregnancy" which is the 9 month gestation period and I wouldnt put it past you to think a woman was in pain for the entire time the baby is growing because you misunderstood a woman talking about how painful giving birth is

but now that we have cleared that up you are still wrong, which would you rather have happen, get kicked in the balls or have a bowling ball rammed up your arse and get your hole completely annihilated? because thats what child birth is like
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/09katesig.gif~original

You sure have some real twisted fantasies.

rubycalaber
05-12-2013, 08:17 AM
yeah, I'd domme barry, I'm not ashamed of it

I'd punish him for being a bad boy and not reading my posts
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Obnoxious Bitch
05-12-2013, 08:20 AM
yeah, I'd domme barry, I'm not ashamed of it

I'd punish him for being a bad boy and not reading my posts
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/09katesig.gif~original

He would enjoy it.

rubycalaber
05-12-2013, 08:21 AM
no he wouldnt because hes gay lmao owned barry
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Cody
05-12-2013, 11:58 AM
Besides "men" like Thomas Beetie, men can get pregnant. Nine months after two men have anal sex, a gaybe comes out of the catcher's butthole. When a man (or woman for that matter) takes a shit, they've just give birth to a baby nigger. If the toilet is not flushed, it won't be long before everyne around it will be robbed, raped, and murdered until police can arrest and incarcerate it so please flush your toilets folks.


[QUOTE=rubycalaber;775178314] this is it, the unfunniest thing anyones ever posted
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/UnfunnyBunny.jpg
please lock this thing back up

Dustin
05-12-2013, 12:22 PM
Thanks tim

Garfield
05-12-2013, 05:42 PM
getting pregnant hurts so bad

Garfield
05-12-2013, 05:42 PM
ive had girls tell me it is the most terrifying thing to ever happen to them

juji
05-12-2013, 06:41 PM
women can support pain than men

Plug Drugs
05-12-2013, 09:58 PM
mOooLetTgWw

rootbeer
05-12-2013, 10:00 PM
ive had girls tell me it is the most terrifying thing to ever happen to them
just shows how fucking easy women have it in this country

Camoron
05-12-2013, 10:09 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-t3rrNax62sE/T2yBUSlAR4I/AAAAAAAAAPg/nV7rLY4LmW4/s1600/junior-1994-02-g.jpg

Plug Drugs
05-12-2013, 10:15 PM
ARRRrrrryyrRJGRhr AaAaAhRGrhrggRgrgrrrg I'M GOONTA HAVUH BABAYYAAaaAGAuyA

Cody
05-12-2013, 10:15 PM
mOooLetTgWw

there was a redhead in this movie id like to see more of and without the campy role

rootbeer
05-12-2013, 10:16 PM
"being a women is teh worst pains for real"
ok bitch try front squatting 315 everyday untill your fucking groin is destroyed

Plug Drugs
05-12-2013, 10:20 PM
there was a redhead in this movie id like to see more of and without the campy role

the one with the deep manly voice and the head shaped like a boat ore?

Cody
05-12-2013, 10:21 PM
"being a women is teh worst pains for real"
ok bitch try front squatting 315 everyday untill your fucking groin is destroyed

childbirth is just karma's way of paying women back for being raging cunts for 7 out of every 28 days (most likely the other 21 as well) for no good reason over a 30 year span

Cody
05-12-2013, 10:22 PM
the one with the deep manly voice and the head shaped like a boat ore?

dunno its been years i just remember a dyke scene and a white dress, but im pretty sure there was a firecrotch and thats all i really want to look at

rootbeer
05-12-2013, 10:23 PM
childbirth is just karma's way of paying women back for being raging cunts for 7 out of every 28 days (most likely the other 21 as well) for no good reason over a 30 year span

im not saying im the hardest cunt in the world, but seriously when woman say childbirth is painful they dont even know what real pain is.

Cody
05-12-2013, 10:30 PM
im not saying im the hardest cunt in the world, but seriously when woman say childbirth is painful they dont even know what real pain is.

i hear you man, i fell like 20 feet and stattered my left forearm in 7 places, that sure as fuck didnt tickle but i didnt scream or cry about it i walked my ass 3 miles up out of the woods and made it to a payphone and called myself a ambulance ride.

reno
05-12-2013, 10:34 PM
also just like giving birth when you get hit in the balls you can have an amazing orgasm

rootbeer
05-12-2013, 10:34 PM
i hear you man, i fell like 20 feet and stattered my left forearm in 7 places, that sure as fuck didnt tickle but i didnt scream or cry about it i walked my ass 3 miles up out of the woods and made it to a payphone and called myself a ambulance ride.

:feel:

Plug Drugs
05-12-2013, 10:39 PM
i crashed a stationwagon into a tree in some guy's yard when i was 16 and broke my femur, kept a calm attitude the entire time. Felt like I was in survival mode and knew screaming or crying or whatever would only work against me, and instead just analyzed the situation.
I DID cry however a day or two later when i found out my best friend who was in that accident with me had to go into surgery, because it was my fault

rubycalaber
05-13-2013, 02:13 AM
thread full of men getting really emasculated and uncomfortable at the objective scientific fact that women have a higher pain threshold than men

I live every day with the pain of running this forum you couldnt handle one minute of it


women can support pain than men

elz is the only one itt who knows whats up (I think?...)
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Camoron
05-13-2013, 02:38 AM
"being a women is teh worst pains for real"
ok bitch try front squatting 315 everyday untill your fucking groin is destroyed

Try spending 36 hours pushing a 9 pound object out of your butthole

Plug Drugs
05-13-2013, 02:55 AM
yeah i dont think any pain ive felt could compare to childbirth

rootbeer
05-13-2013, 10:52 AM
Try spending 36 hours pushing a 9 pound object out of your butthole

yeah so difficult :rolleyes:

jon
05-13-2013, 06:25 PM
i crashed a stationwagon into a tree in some guy's yard when i was 16 and broke my femur, kept a calm attitude the entire time. Felt like I was in survival mode and knew screaming or crying or whatever would only work against me, and instead just analyzed the situation.
I DID cry however a day or two later when i found out my best friend who was in that accident with me had to go into surgery, because it was my fault

must have been a drug-addled steering wheel

jon
05-13-2013, 06:25 PM
do you think the drivetrain for the station wagon was made in australia, mate












because it took you for a ride

UofLCardfan08
05-13-2013, 10:01 PM
Tim's mother is still in pain this very day

Garfield
05-14-2013, 12:04 PM
getting pregnant is a excriciating pain

Cody
05-14-2013, 09:05 PM
Try spending 36 hours pushing a 9 pound object out of your butthole

95% of births nowadays are epideryl (sp?) and c-section so no not anymore.

any woman who pushes a kid out her vag thus desroying it for life is a fool

timmy
05-14-2013, 09:35 PM
vags go backj to normal after some months, they arent permanently damaged yo

rootbeer
05-14-2013, 10:20 PM
vags go backj to normal after some months, they arent permanently damaged yo

yep. but birth is apparently still the most painful thing that men will never experience... :rolleyes:

Camoron
05-14-2013, 10:49 PM
not sure why you think that is so funny rootber

rootbeer
05-15-2013, 12:52 AM
ITS HILARIOUS

Cody
05-15-2013, 11:47 AM
vags go backj to normal after some months, they arent permanently damaged yo

well that depends, see doctors cut the taint all the way to the asshole called an appeaseotomy or something like that (plugdrugs plz dont paste wiki shit about it tyia) and often cut too deep and fuck up that buttom of your shaft pussy squeezing muscle FOREVER

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:01 AM
you're a fucking idiot, I have heard men compare getting hit in the balls with getting punched in the kidney which is not that bad, meanwhile giving birth is literally having your vagina torn open by a fucking babies head

wait

barry

tim timmy tim, little timbo

do you not mean child birth? do you literally fucking mean being pregnant? do you think being pregnant is non stop pain? jesus wept timbers
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/09katesig.gif~original

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