Throw another $400 into the rust bucket with wheels

[Lisa Battery]

so I can putt around the island in the salty sea air without large chunks of car falling off.

XD

Spiffy.

[Wendy <3]

Roll up the windows, lock the doors, drive it into the ocean and be with pat and your cat once again

[Lisa Battery]

One day my desperate friend..... one day.

You might die before me though because you're like past menopause and shit.

[Lisa Battery]

I am having the heaviest period today, you don't have that problem anymore, but I swear there was a stream of blood when I woke up and went to the loo, so I think I might be dying anyway and that all my insides are falling out my vagina.

[Garfield]

lmao get a job lisa

[Garfield]

buy one of those cool australian el caminos

[Garfield]

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[Garfield]

start an import business where you send holden utes to america eerybody would buy them

[Wendy <3]

Cut your dick off and send it to her in the mail

[Lisa Battery]

lmao get a job lisa

Rust bucket is getting a bandaid put on wednesday, should be right until the exhaust system rusts through again within a couple of years, sea air, no garage so car is left outside and I don't go far, apparently if I went for bigger drives inland it would help clear out the salty air... island life is tough.

[Wendy <3]

You pay for no part of your existence. Yeah your life must be so difficult

[Lisa Battery]

Ummmmm retard.... you've never worked a day in your life. Not hard to tell why, you're completely unemployable.

[Wendy <3]

You got fired from a pet store you crazy bitch

[Lisa Battery]

You got fired from a pet store you crazy bitch

No I didn't retard. I walked out on the spastic bitch like every single other person from a vetinary nurse to myself did. Turns out she was a junky and she went under. The store has a new owner now and she is a sweetheart.

[Lisa Battery]

He was plenty satisfied, satisfied himself all over my leg plenty. Why did I get all those text messages begging to get back with me and my tight body? I was the one who was unsatisfied thanks.

[Lisa Battery]

Hell I just had to walk into the room and OOPS he satisfied into his pants.

I mean palease, get real.

[Lisa Battery]

And I really wish he hadn't been a pathetic tosser and started his crap, because it is not usually my thing to bag a guy out like that but he opened the can of worms I retailiated by pointing out his little worm was broken. I mean, even guys when I was high school acted more mature than that. I never said a god damn thing about it until he started his bullshit all over the forum, he brought that on himself.

Meanwhile one day if you get a life if your own you might have something worthwhile to post about it but you sure as hell don't now.

[m0nde]

No I didn't retard. I walked out on the spastic bitch like every single other person from a vetinary nurse to myself did. Turns out she was a junky and she went under. The store has a new owner now and she is a sweetheart.
so the bottom line is that you abandoned that job to sit at home just like you abandoned your school teacher job. maybe rethink your life decisions.

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

[Wendy <3]

Even the pet store animals wanted her gone

[Lisa Battery]

Not gonna work for someone like that end of story. Nor would anyone else for more than a week.

[Wendy <3]

Not gonna work

No shit bitch

[Lisa Battery]

No shit bitch

You seriously need to look at yourself. What is it you have EVER done for a living?

[m0nde]

jazzy works cchopping wood. he does the heavy lifting for his family, putting bread and milk on the table. he also helps on the farm and helps his mother make quesadillas like a good mexican american lad. one day he will shoot a black boy trespassing on his land and be invited to join the white race like zimmerman.

[Lisa Battery]

No "he" doesn't.

[Wendy <3]

I am a boy irl

[m0nde]

some hunters seeking longpig shot at jazz from a moving car the other day and he dodged the bullets. he has quick reflexes from washing and waxxig cars all dayl

[Wendy <3]

I've been cleaning/waxing my vehicles for the last week or so and that's scary for you to say that

[m0nde]

hey, you know me. i'm always watching you on the map

[Wendy <3]

I don't exist on the map

[TheElJoe]

Lisa talking about some guy jerking off onto her leg? Sounds kinda hot even if she isn't

[m0nde]

reread this thread and i'm wondering what set her off talking about rootbear. i don't see anyone bringing that up with her. ??