how many blood bags of your own do you ned to fake your own death??

[timmy]

just wondering

[always stevey]

You're planning another betrayal at the expense of my blood. I can literally feel you plotting against me across the oceans and plains of Australia.

[timmy]

fill up some bags and tell me when you have around two liters worth, ill come over help you fake your death then we will run off into the sunset and make out in the woods and then ill probably get bored and leave you to die

[timmy]

unless you take your clothes off then i wont get bored

[always stevey]

"fake my death" what a riot you scheming liar!

[timmy]

can i at least grab your boobs?

[always stevey]

I shall fill my bags with the blood of boobz, don't worry no one will miss him

[timmy]

ill help if i can grab your breasts

[always stevey]

They will deflate and you'll have nothing to grab but soggy tit flaps.

[timmy]

maybe play with your ass and let you sit on my face and rock back and forth

[timmy]

They will deflate and you'll have nothing to grab but soggy tit flaps.

thats okay im more of an ass man anyway

[always stevey]

You could stick my tits in a magic bullet and make a frothy boob smoothie and drink it for ultimate posting power.

[always stevey]

Then mail the severed nipples to Lisa in a box with a big pink bow.

[timmy]

thanks codey

You could stick my tits in a magic bullet and make a frothy boob smoothie and drink it for ultimate posting power.
i would rather kiss you instead

[juji]

thanks codey

i would rather kiss you instead

I tought you had sex with german girl via raw dog

[timmy]

I tought you had sex with german girl via raw dog

:biggun:

[always stevey]

via raw dog

Barry is trying to lure me to my death with the promise of sex.

[maks]

Pretty sure that I haven't pointed out that stompleb rapes kids and iwc is just fine with that yet itt, so here goes

stompleb fucks kids ad/ed and iwc thinks that's just awesome

[timmy]

Barry is trying to lure me to my death with the promise of sex.

the guarantee**

[always stevey]

You're just after my meaty boobz juice.

[timmy]

i just want u to sit on my face, no catch

[Lisa Claus]

there's about 6 litres of blood in your body

you'll die if you lose around half of that

so 3 litres should have you covered

[juji]

i just want u to sit on my face, no catch

me too

[always stevey]

i just want u to sit on my face, no catch

http://media.ksee24.com/images/Meat+Grinder.jpg

[always stevey]

me too

[timmy]

http://media.ksee24.com/images/Meat+Grinder.jpg

youre gonna grind on my meat??

[always stevey]

You could stick my tits in a magic bullet and make a frothy boob smoothie and drink it for ultimate posting power.

[timmy]

is magic bullet a brand or name of a meat grinder???

[timmy]

seriously why dont you just shut up and sit on my face already

[always stevey]

Excuse me while I sit on this orange juicer.

[always stevey]

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[always stevey]

seriously why dont you just shut up and sit on my face already

Starting with the rapey attitude already?

[always stevey]

Forced cunnilingus.

[timmy]

thats so fake and gay

[timmy]

Starting with the rapey attitude already?


Forced cunnilingus.

yes, sit on my face or else

[juji]

Excuse me while I sit on this orange juicer.

!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u112/Elezzzark/Barrypothead%20story/19.png

[always stevey]

!


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u112/Elezzzark/Barrypothead%20story/19.png
http://img0.etsystatic.com/005/0/7219639/il_fullxfull.385459120_f6d2.jpg

Gluing razor-blades to this bad boy.

[timmy]

why mess your pretty girl parts up when you can use them for good such as sitting on my face

[always stevey]

Goodbye luscious pussy lips, hello big bloody cave.

[juji]

are you OK to have sex with 2 guys?

[always stevey]

I'm a one-man woman.

[timmy]

Goodbye luscious pussy lips, hello big bloody cave.

:blowup:why would you even joke about this you mostner...

[juji]

I'm a one-man woman.

Thanks for trolling me

[always stevey]

:blowup:why would you even joke about this you mostner...

I want to fuck an egg beater.

[timmy]

I want to fuck an egg beater.

my dick can beat your eggs, same thing isnt it??

[always stevey]

gulcat confirmed for bigger hole than messyjessie

It's not a hole, it's a big bloody abyss with aliens stuffed inside it.

[always stevey]

Barry, do I turn the egg beater on before or after I jam it into my meat?

[timmy]

Barry, do I turn the egg beater on before or after I jam it into my meat?

before so you know how much it will hurt, if you turn it on inside it will wreck you... but it wouldnt wreck you as much as i would if given the chance

[always stevey]

I will only fuck you if you dick is equipped with rotating blades

[juji]

:awjeez: Goldcat is trying to manipulate my brain

[timmy]

only if its raw dog

[always stevey]

:awjeez: Goldcat is trying to manipulate my brain

!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry

[timmy]

codys trying to rage her out or something with his usual lies

[juji]

codys trying to rage her out or something with his usual lies

barry, play me with dota 2 match once time

[timmy]

barry, play me with dota 2 match once time

youre a total noob and it rages me out

[timmy]

im like world class tournament level and youre like babys first dota match

[juji]

im like world class tournament level and youre like babys first dota match

pros don't disregard to noobs, just they teach them

if you are world class tournament, would you teach me how to win dota 2 match?

[timmy]

its hard to teach you, your arrogance is beyond help

[juji]

its hard to teach you, your arrogance is beyond help

not anymore, im being serious

[timmy]

ask stomple to teach you, hes better than me at teaching

[juji]

i invited everyone here to play both games i play with me but no one came.

I'd play your games but i'm not very well liked so why should i spend moneys just to get shit on in another place besides here

do you have steam?

[timmy]

ban cody

[juji]

no i dont i just use clients

then you would waste our time if we set LAN match

[always stevey]

Guess you'll never get to game with cody now?