How To Fix YTMNSFW Forums, a guide by Steve Yelle

[steveyos]

first of all stop using the image captcha, the built in question and answer works 100% fine (I'll take care of it)

make dp and me admins

give me an ftp account with root access (/, not just /forums)




tips if you don't want to admin either of us:

-delete WoW forum
-delete all users over 50
-change the top left vb pic and the forum name
-forward roflbrothel.com to here


the biggest problem is posting quality, tim is honestly the best poster here because he's the only one not being a whiney faggot

dp clearly wants to be funny again, that's a huge plus but he's too stupid to realize fjs is where you now go to be funny and this forum is where you go for aarp quotes

general doli has been in my fav five for a while for his new gimmick, the fact he got deleted shows you just how bad this place is doing


well here's the thing, the main problem is posting quality, so I'm turning this into a general Q&A session for those of you who miss good posting but don't want to post on fjs, also I lurk this place still and I'm sick of there being literally no good threads at all, at fucking all, so if you want that problem solved I'm your guy (I'd balance out dp's chaos he'd just delete the whole internet but he'd do a better job at it than clay that's for sure)


not really much else to say, dp and I can take care of it

oh also the last edited by thing is for people who aren't good at trolling to use to try to troll people, another thing you guys are doing now as you casually stroll into the faggot realm - turn it off

[maks]

did you have your testicle removed? did they do it before the cancer had a chance to spread?

[maks]

have you gotten any calls from the craigslist posting?

[m0nde]

quality transplant

[steveyos]

did you have your testicle removed? did they do it before the cancer had a chance to spread?

I'm not kackerot


have you gotten any calls from the craigslist posting?

that's probably fanfare using his 401 number from when he was here, I don't think that's even one of my old numbers

or maybe flaggerchat

or anyone, voice.google.com ok man yall got bad up in here

[maks]

I'm willing to take your word that it isn't you but I really doubt it's fanfare, that doesn't seem like something he would do at all.

[Gentleman Doli]

steveyos tryeing to show his face here after cody did the ultimate troll by calling him and having a conversation with him

[m0nde]

so why have you been calling up :lizard: people, steff? what's the reason behind that? i thought the :lizard:s helped you set up fjs this time?

[steveyos]

real easy to get a 401 number with google voice in fact it's free and the calls are free

if you got a recording of their voice I'd know if it was john or not

[Gentleman Doli]

"whats the weather like over there?" haha this is going to be hilarious wait until the boys at YTMNSFW get a load of this

[m0nde]

threads tagged with last edited by steveyos

[steveyos]

so that was me being nice let's move past that, notice all you're doing is talking about that other forum? is there any hope left for nsfw or is it doomed to be a lizard forum discussion forum forever?

[Gentleman Doli]

idk but i agree that its terrible and clay is terrible for deleteing me and not the 60-soemthing year olds who either get scared off by marks or kiss up to him until he feels bad about trolling them

[maks]

where have you been nsfw has been gone for months this is calumnet and :lizard:.com are our frontpage fags

[Gentleman Doli]

i blame m0nde for this

[m0nde]

okay, so is fjs going to be shut down again? it lasted 2 months this time, i guess.

[steveyos]

idk but i agree that its terrible and clay is terrible for deleteing me and not the 60-soemthing year olds who either get scared off by marks or kiss up to him until he feels bad about trolling them

the best part about all of this is just how well marks fits in with the lizards, like I honestly don't know why he doesn't post there the only difference is they're into 4chan and he's not besides that him and cody are the same person


where have you been nsfw has been gone for months this is calumnet and :lizard:.com are our frontpage fags

I've been at fjs and in real life, got a credit card got that magic flight vaporizer now after I vape with that I put the vaped weed into my incredibowl because it doesn't get all the thc out, but soon I'll be cooking with it instead after the magic flight of incredibowling it, and that's the bottom line cause stone cold said so

also ruby's real name isn't callum is that whole thing really fun? really? this whole situation is so basic, nsfw doesn't realize it's being as outdated as the lizards are and it's disgusting and you're encouraging it more than anyone marks


i blame m0nde for this

already on ignore, as horrible as this place is at least being logged in lets me ignore him there's absolutely no hope for that guy

[steveyos]

if this forum wasn't currently in the worst shape it's ever been, by a literal long shot, I woulda posted this in my first post:


-Clay posts are 4chan quality
-Clay is a lazy fucker like americanized mexican and nigger
-Clay bought VB bulletin License for Ruby claiming he was rich, this story how ruby is a rich was fake
-Ruby doesn't make megathreads anymore
-Old is the same to yesterday
-This place sucks without dp for admin
-Girls are gone
-What's the reason why we do posting here for nothing?




but, this place is so horrible, I can't even joke, I can't even joke on a comedy forum because there's no comedy left on this comedy forum, I figure I'll give this a shot and if it doesn't work I just won't even bother lurking anymore either because it's just not worth it

[m0nde]

i just want to know about steffie's balls and why he's been phoning :lizard:s
i don't know why that makes him so angry

[maks]

I've been at fjs and in real life, got a credit card got that magic flight vaporizer now after I vape with that I put the vaped weed into my incredibowl because it doesn't get all the thc out, but soon I'll be cooking with it instead after the magic flight of incredibowling it, and that's the bottom line cause stone cold said so

also ruby's real name isn't callum is that whole thing really fun? really? this whole situation is so basic, nsfw doesn't realize it's being as outdated as the lizards are and it's disgusting and you're encouraging it more than anyone marks


I have a magic flight too but I prefer rolling joints so I barely use it. Oh really, calum isn't his real name? I'm shocked. You can call it basic and a step backwards, I see it as getting back to our roots. This forum's purpose from the very beginning was to harass and malign the underclass of inferior internet users on the ytmnd front page, now we have that again in the form of :lizard:.com. I'm happy with it, we're not going to turn into one big circlejerk like fjs or eat ourselves from the inside like we've been doing the last 3 years. It's better to attack outsiders than live in a state of perpetual civil war.

[steveyos]

just noticed this place is really broken and slow so not only are you all lowering the quality of the entire internet by leaps and bounds with your posting you're doing it in a non-optimized fashion, I don't know how ya'll managed to get any worse this place was bad four years ago but now wooo boy let me tell ya

let me get a tally of who's ok with current-day nsfw and who's not, if you're all ok with how bad this place is again I'll just go away forever, but those of you who aren't when I go, maybe you can follow............................................

[steveyos]

I have a magic flight too but I prefer rolling joints so I barely use it. Oh really, calum isn't his real name? I'm shocked. You can call it basic and a step backwards, I see it as getting back to our roots. This forum's purpose from the very beginning was to harass and malign the underclass of inferior internet users on the ytmnd front page, now we have that again in the form of :lizard:.com. I'm happy with it, we're not going to turn into one big circlejerk like fjs or eat ourselves from the inside like we've been doing the last 3 years. It's better to attack outsiders than live in a state of perpetual civil war.


marks it's mind boggling reading your responses since you're solely responsible for this bull shit, of course you like talking to lizards you pretty much are one

the fact you just explained what this place WASN'T originally goes to show you how much you don't even know

I already knew you liked how the forum currently is though already had your vote placed, no need for further discussion

[steveyos]

here's another tip delete http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?4-all-night-vampire-s-school or just rename it clay's wow sanctum and make it hidden only for fags who play wow

[BoobyKalabrr]

PRO TIP: fuck off back to the fjs's arts and crafts forum

http://i053.radikal.ru/1203/0d/6006ebb3a079.jpg

[steveyos]

regardless of what happens here fjs' doors are open for tim as all of you have gotten worse he has gotten better, never have I appreciated the simplicities and brilliance of seeing a post with just "i'm gay" in it than seeing him put it in between the thousands of horrible posts you all have been making lately, that one post if him simply typing "i'm gay" has been sincerely the best post here in monnnnnnnnnnnnnths

[steveyos]

PRO TIP: fuck off back to the fjs's arts and crafts forum

http://i053.radikal.ru/1203/0d/6006ebb3a079.jpg


lol what the hell is radikal.ru are you some sort of russian extreme sports guy?

[BoobyKalabrr]

fatty, learn to paint. you're making a mess of it

http://s005.radikal.ru/i209/1203/7b/f5e922f73d2c.jpg

[steveyos]

oh ok that guy's definitely not from this forum boy it sure hurts seeing pictures I took of stuff I made to post on the internet it hurts seeing someone take what I already posted myself and posting it to troll me, it hurts because of how fucking gay this guy is clearly over 50 clearly needs to go

[BoobyKalabrr]

oh ok that guy's definitely not from this forum boy it sure hurts seeing pictures I took of stuff I made to post on the internet it hurts seeing someone take what I already posted myself and posting it to troll me, it hurts because of how fucking gay this guy is clearly over 50 clearly needs to go


what's the matter porky, a little constructive criticism and you getting all whiny.

[steveyos]

he clearly also has about as good an understanding of english as elz except he's not funny, why is this allowed?

[maks]

marks it's mind boggling reading your responses since you're solely responsible for this bull shit, of course you like talking to lizards you pretty much are one

the fact you just explained what this place WASN'T originally goes to show you how much you don't even know

I already knew you liked how the forum currently is though already had your vote placed, no need for further discussion

I'm solely responsible? How so, I don't think I have the power to change the forum's direction I'm not even a moderator

[steveyos]

your bad posting and ability to woo over other bad posters

[maks]

if that's all it takes why aren't you running this place

[m0nde]

it's not for want of trying. he keeps asking for mod or admin.
i just want to know what triggered him this time and whether it's giong to make him spiral into a depression soon so we have some timeline as to when he's going to delete fjs or commit self-harm

[maks]

stevey I was offered an admin position once and turned it down how does that make you feel?

[maks]

it's not for want of trying. he keeps asking for mod or admin.
i just want to know what triggered him this time and whether it's giong to make him spiral into a depression soon so we have some timeline as to when he's going to delete fjs or commit self-harm

probably all the gay black dudes calling him about the craigslist ad

[steveyos]

because I'm not nearly as bad as you marks, you're the worst, the absolute worst poster in this forums history and your faggotry has summoned a dawn of a new era, the dark ages, it was unfunny enough with the internet ramones but now, now it has gone too far.

[steveyos]

at least stomple is back that's a plus

[m0nde]

stumple, i'm glad you decided to return
even though it's likely to really make marks angry

[steveyos]

you brought forth this plague of lizardtry with your faggotry marks, and you're too stupid to even realize that

[m0nde]

steffies. nothing's changed. old is the same to yesterday. just remember that, steff.
maybe one day you'll have a gilded steffies cage here.

i like the plague of :lizard:s imagery

[m0nde]

if your dota2 beta thing went through then maybe mine has as well. i'm going to check.

[maks]

because I'm not nearly as bad as you marks, you're the worst, the absolute worst poster in this forums history and your faggotry has summoned a dawn of a new era, the dark ages, it was unfunny enough with the internet ramones but now, now it has gone too far.

internet ramones was iwc's idea, I just went along with it. Coincidentally though that was around the same era where you were pming me every day and begging me to sign up at fjs.

[maks]

I wasn't going to return, but Desolation refused to play DOTA2 again with me and made me feel like less than a person, so I came here for company.

I'm sure fjs would appreciate you, go there and stay there.

[m0nde]

marks, if you keep it up, you may trigger steffies' depression prematurely

[clay]

hi

[steveyos]

I wasn't going to return, but Desolation refused to play DOTA2 again with me and made me feel like less than a person, so I came here for company.

what's dota2


internet ramones was iwc's idea, I just went along with it. Coincidentally though that was around the same era where you were pming me every day and begging me to sign up at fjs.

Generic Brand


I'm sure fjs would appreciate you, go there and stay there.

he's better than you lol

[steveyos]

hi

you ready to fix this place?

[m0nde]

steffies cage request in 3... 2...

[syncan aka ken post jr]

stevey and stomple posting, is this a new golden age for rubynet

[maks]

marks, if you keep it up, you may trigger steffies' depression prematurely

I don't want to do that, I want to make him pause for a minute and take a look at himself and see that he's sick and needs some kind of healing, probably a combination of psychotropic pills and a few days a week of counseling.

[steveyos]

stevey and stomple posting, is this a new golden age for rubynet

you happy with this place?

[m0nde]

i hope his mother removes all the plastic cutlery

[maks]

I keep getting deleted there.

ok, well they'll accept you at rejecthaven.net then I'm sure, pretty much post anywhere on the whole internet besides here that is the desired result I am going for.

[steveyos]

I keep getting deleted there.

are you interested in posting at fjs? I didn't come here to recruit, but hell

[steveyos]

look at how fucking bad marks is, same shit everyday and 99% of the posts are from him

yall ok with that?

[m0nde]

should to making stomple and dp admin

[Gentleman Doli]

i keep getting deleted heree, on YTMNSFW, the forums that i have been onsince i was only 12 yrs old. the forums that raised me and clay doesnt even realize what hes doing every time he hits the delete button hes taking a piece of my soul and makeing me cry

[clay]

by giving you 'root' access to a non root folder? I guess. Your fjs crew, who is capable of destruction, keeps getting drunk and begging me for the location of my admin folder so he can try to run an outdated exploit. He linked me to a page from 2008 for an apache exploit and asked me if my vb was patched

[syncan aka ken post jr]

honestly i post here because it's so bad, and it's always been terrible
its very therapeutic calling faceless strangers faggots

[steveyos]

there's like two, MAYBE three posters left here worth saving, I can either fix this place up a bit or open up fjs for them


don't get it twisted either I'd fix this place then leave there's no way I can put up with generic posts after how good fjs is doing

[steveyos]

honestly i post here because it's so bad, and it's always been terrible
its very therapeutic calling faceless strangers faggots

so you still like this place? it's not about comedy?


by giving you 'root' access to a non root folder? I guess. Your fjs crew, who is capable of destruction, keeps getting drunk and begging me for the location of my admin folder so he can try to run an outdated exploit. He linked me to a page from 2008 for an apache exploit and asked me if my vb was patched

elz doesn't drink

[clay]

I hate to say this young stevenson, but you, barry, and elezark are all using the exact same insults and phrases. Its almost as if you guys sat around and tried to script a plan of attack on this forum. Please tell. Me you wasted your weekend on it

[Gentleman Doli]

ytmnsfw shoudl be comedy forum but its turned into gay, boring, retarded, realpost forum where ppl post about what they ate for lunch and what drugs theyre doing

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i can not honestly remember at any point that this forum has been funny on purpose, this forum strives to be a funny circle jerk forum but it fails so terribly and that where anything remotely funny here stems from
http://i.imgur.com/SIF9D.gif

[Desolation]

Steveyos Johnson<3
VmAaMeUIRvA

[clay]

ytmnsfw shoudl be comedy forum but its turned into gay, boring, retarded, realpost forum where ppl post about what they ate for lunch and what drugs theyre doing

that's all I saw being posted at fjs, but I can't tell if you're being ironic. Can you please go to fjs, doli, the door is open

[Gentleman Doli]

that's all I saw being posted at fjs, but I can't tell if you're being ironic. Can you please go to fjs, doli, the door is open

no

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://i.imgur.com/6rQc9.jpg

[steveyos]

ytmnsfw shoudl be comedy forum but its turned into gay, boring, retarded, realpost forum where ppl post about what they ate for lunch and what drugs theyre doing

bro I tried to help you out but you took too long

clay I was gonna offer to help with the necessary bannings because I know you're too nice of a guy to do it, but I can't help those who don't want to help themselves

I'm still here for a bit longer though this place is a bit easier to read with sid on ignore and a bunch of threads about me on page one

[Gentleman Doli]

i dont read fjs, but, if in retrospect that post can be read as a funny diss on fjs then yes i was being ironic

[clay]

bro I tried to help you out but you took too long

clay I was gonna offer to help with the necessary bannings because I know you're too nice of a guy to do it, but I can't help those who don't want to help themselves

I'm still here for a bit longer though this place is a bit easier to read with sid on ignore and a bunch of threads about me on page one
ruby wants those people here because he thinks its funny how pathetic they are, its his forum

[steveyos]

damn... this really is lizard 2.0...... there is nothing I can do for this place, see ya at fjs deso

I'll wait til ruby himself is sick of this place I still owe him


doli I'm disappointed in you

[steveyos]

don't say that clay don't tell me ruby has gotten THAT bad of all people

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ruby-"i have a terrible case of assburgers but at least it's not as bad as barrys"

[maks]

please consider what I said, stevey. You'll feel a lot better if you get something to level you out.

[Gentleman Doli]

Everythign is gay

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://dont-tread-on.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ron_paul_revolution.jpg

RON PAUL FOR ADMIN OF THE USA

[m0nde]

steffies is STILL here crying?

[maks]

well ruyby still hasn't seen the error of his ways shut the door forever and forwarded the domain to fjs so yes stevey is still here crying because he has not yet achieved the desired result.

[m0nde]

give it time. ruby will give in, it being his forum and he being in charge of setting up and maintaining it, et cetera

[steveyos]

this is so sad

[clay]

i was going to forward the domain to fjs last night when i was laughing at all of the nerds getting into an uproar last night, but i went there and theres no public forum

[maks]

is there strong enough evidence that clay and ruby are the same person to start a rumor?

[clay]

hey stevey if i sign up to fjs will you give me access to the private cool kid forum and not delete my account this time

[clay]

is there strong enough evidence that clay and ruby are the same person to start a rumor?

BLOODY HELL YOUVE GOT ME BY THE BOLLOCKS

[Gentleman Doli]

i was going to forward the domain to fjs last night when i was laughing at all of the nerds getting into an uproar last night, but i went there and theres no public forum

yeah lol the nerds are the people, who were doing that, and not the guy who gets payed to admin a website for a weird scottish kid and plays world of warcraft

[m0nde]

you should to do it

[steveyos]

clay if you're truly sick of how bad this place is then yes, but fjs sucks pretty bad too but this place is fucking alol now

[clay]

yeah lol the nerds are the people, who were doing that, and not the guy who gets payed to admin a website for a weird scottish kid and plays world of warcraft

are you going to turn down a 500 pounds a month, which currently works out to about $750 a month, to log onto a forum a few times a week

[m0nde]

500 pounds of chocolate, peanuts and caramel, baby!

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i can't fucking belive ruby is that stupid, i mean i know he's an actual retard but srly i never thought he was that fucking stupid

[clay]

stevey i dont know if you actually realize this or not but fjs, alol, tpilol, ytmnsfw have all been bad, theyre all bad, theyve always been terrible, the people are pathetic. youre pathetic, im pathetic, everyone from the top down and back up again. we're all the same, your users are the same. i hope that for the past 3 years this superiority complex has been a huge troll. otherwise, theres something extremely unbalanced about your judgement and ability to rationally perceive events

[clay]

500 pounds of chocolate, peanuts and caramel, baby!

you forgot nougat

[syncan aka ken post jr]

750 bucks to say mean things to a guy with gout and a disabled mexican

[clay]

ruby has already paid me over $8000

[syncan aka ken post jr]

scamming an autistic kid out of 8 grand you must fell pretty good about yourself

[Gentleman Doli]

ruby has already paid me over $8000

i dont believe this for a second

[Gentleman Doli]

stevey i dont know if you actually realize this or not but fjs, alol, tpilol, ytmnsfw have all been bad, theyre all bad, theyve always been terrible, the people are pathetic. youre pathetic, im pathetic, everyone from the top down and back up again. we're all the same, your users are the same. i hope that for the past 3 years this superiority complex has been a huge troll. otherwise, theres something extremely unbalanced about your judgement and ability to rationally perceive events

agreed....

[clay]

i dont believe this for a second

when elezark was trying to fuck with him, he got all frightened that someone was going to take the forum down. i explained to him that elezarks a moron and began to write responses to his private messages to string him along. ruby was still concerned, so he agreed to pay me £500 a month, including back pay for every month i'd helped him with the forum

http://gyazo.com/1c5c43cf61eef511cf69229c3517ec0d.png

[Gentleman Doli]

ruby i can help

[steveyos]

you're wrong clay, especially about the superiority complex that's marks, I know I'm a bad posters because I don't like posting

fjs isn't bad at all, I don't let unfunny people post freely like all the other forums you mentioned

so in short, are we a team or what?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

god dammit clay

[Gentleman Doli]

god dammit clay

[syncan aka ken post jr]

give that kid his money back and team up with stevey stop being so gay

[m0nde]

you forgot nougatfuck you man, i'm hungry now

[steveyos]

or are you just in it for the money at this point? for real, won't hold it against you at all if that is the case

[clay]

stevey we'll never be a team. i tried to strike an accord with you and offered to give you my incredibly simple picture name code, which you had been asking about for 2 years, and then you reneged on the deal without cause. you have some severe emotional or chemical problems

[m0nde]

a guide by steven "el steffies" yelle

:m0nde:

[m0nde]

stevey we'll never be a team. i tried to strike an accord with you and offered to give you my incredibly simple picture name code, which you had been asking about for 2 years, and then you reneged on the deal without cause. you have some severe emotional or chemical problemseveryone has tried helping him at some point or another. he even became angry at fapfare for no reason.

[clay]

fanfares a little weiner im glad he quit posting. according to the ytmnd wiki, which shouldnt exist who the fuck made this, i never liked fanfare


Upon learning that the ultra respected user 'clay' complained about 'some bitch with all those pics' , fanfare reduced her signature to a single photo, featuring her in a colorful swimsuit..pointing like a gangsta-bitch.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i think he got one of the lizard people to install a bunch of shit for him then he freaked out on her and killed her dog or something

[steveyos]

you don't actually know what happened clay? if you really think that's what happened then I'm not gonna argue about it I was simply hoping to help make this place a bit more read-able

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ultra respected user 'clay'

[clay]

you could tell me what happened but i dont care or take any of this seriously. so its not like i recall why you broke off your end of the deal, no

[clay]

ultra respected user 'clay'

yeah i thought that was hilarious too

[syncan aka ken post jr]

more like ultra gay user clay

[clay]

im going to get my old computer out of my parents attic and post all the logs of you sucking my dick, dp

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i am banned from editing the wiki or i would be laying down the wiki ownage right now

[steveyos]

I'm not giving up hope until ruby himself says he's ok with this place

until then I wish you people could figure out I'm not here to fight, fuck

[syncan aka ken post jr]

your parents attic is that where you keep your self respect as well, taking money from autstic teens and harrasing people with disabiltys

[clay]

ruby paying me is the only reason youre still here

[syncan aka ken post jr]

stevey is back this thread owns it's 5 pages of greatness fjs runs the internet and don't fucking forget it

[clay]

if it was up to me, this would be a wow guild forum. you guys think youre being funny and hurtful but youre not. i play wow about 14 hours a day and work maybe 3 days a week because ruby pays me enough to cover almost all of my bills.

[steveyos]

I don't take this shit seriously either clay but the fact or the matter is we have some serious entertainment on our hands and I'm the only one who wants to make proper use of it, and I thought maybe some of you were sick of this place and were ready for some comedy for the first time in months on this forum

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ya we would not have all found another shitty fourm to call each other faggots but thank god clay is getting paid 750 bucks a month so we can do it on rubycalber.com instead of maks.com

[syncan aka ken post jr]

if it was up to me, this would be a wow guild forum. you guys think youre being funny and hurtful but youre not. i play wow about 14 hours a day and work maybe 3 days a week because ruby pays me enough to cover almost all of my bills.
wtf

[syncan aka ken post jr]

this fucking thread

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i post on like 3 different forums and there all pretty gay but i gotta say ytmnd forums and it's subsiderys has always been a step above the rest in terms of total rampant faggortry

[clay]

my name on wow is emperorpalto if you want to join my guild

[clay]

i can pretend theres some new threat to the forum this week and have ruby throw in a few extra dollars if anyone needs me to buy them a copy of wow and the expansions. im going to have to delete this before he wakes up, so let me know

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i always wanted a video game to take over my life but alias i have actual work to do not all of us are lucky enough to get paid to post on the net

[clay]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/3/2/1/enhanced-buzz-18333-1330670553-133.jpg

[steveyos]

I got dead island, apb, gotham city importers, wtf else I forget, but my health really is fucked right now I can't play something like wow

if any of you wanna add me on steam my new account steveyos, I'm really not trying to keep enemies here except marks he fucking sucks

[steveyos]

^rare pic of my dad

[clay]

mark bought me rage for christmas. do you have rage because mark and i are going to play rage

[Desolation]

Stevey .. I know I kinda got shunned off FJS (which sucks cause I was actually enjoying my time there and thought we had a good thing going) but be honest. Have you missed my posts? I miss FJS pretty bad but I'm tired of the constant abuse when I go over there.

[Desolation]

brb, reading the rest of the thread (on page 2)

[clay]

here comes stomple to ruin my gimmick of getting paid thousands to run a shitty internet forum and play wow, good job stomple

[syncan aka ken post jr]

clay the posting millonare

[Gentleman Doli]

ytmnsfw is where i polish my jokes before i copy and paste them on fyad

[Gentleman Doli]

if it was up to me, this would be a wow guild forum. you guys think youre being funny and hurtful but youre not. i play wow about 14 hours a day and work maybe 3 days a week because ruby pays me enough to cover almost all of my bills.

QQ more fail man

[clay]

elezarks family is consulting a lawyer right now to confirm that i am legally obligated to give them two cans of beans and three free naps if they show me their daughters vagina

[syncan aka ken post jr]

rubynet is a place where anything can happen and usually does!

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://i.imgur.com/b4zIP.gif

[steveyos]

mark bought me rage for christmas. do you have rage because mark and i are going to play rage

how's the online is there co-op?


Stevey .. I know I kinda got shunned off FJS (which sucks cause I was actually enjoying my time there and thought we had a good thing going) but be honest. Have you missed my posts? I miss FJS pretty bad but I'm tired of the constant abuse when I go over there.

are you trolling right now

[clay]

i havent downloaded it yet because when i tried my steam fucked up

[Desolation]

I'm probably the only person on these boards that isn't a constant troll. I post for fun and to get my thoughts and opinions out while others just come around to tear each other down. Calling someone a faggot is fun, but only in moderation. I just try to be real on these forums. tl;dr - no i'm not trolling.

[steveyos]

deso I literally want to date you I will make elz stop if that's your real reason, I don't even wanna post there without you


clay imma check rage out when I get home

[clay]

anyone else notice that stevey changed the post icon for this thread, seems serious

[Gentleman Doli]

anyone else notice that stevey changed the post icon for this thread, seems serious

fat welfare stevey
fattest gout ever
fuck stevey
get a job stevey
grow up fatass stevey
last edited by steveyos
one fat gout
plague of lizards
steve needs help
stevey - get a job
stevey has aspergers
stevey has gout
stevey is a bitch
stevey is a fat nigger
stevey is a virgin
stevey is fat
stevey is retarded
stevey should die
stevey sucks cock
stevey sure loves cock
steveys a lizard
steveys fat has gout
unemployed gout dweller

[clay]

why are you so mean

[Gentleman Doli]

wow i wonder who added all of tohse? its weird... u can only add 2 tags at a time, as a user, so. :stare: unless an amdin was involved (no freaking way), there were 25/2 users involved in this massive troll

[elezzzark]

when elezark was trying to fuck with him, he got all frightened that someone was going to take the forum down. i explained to him that elezarks a moron and began to write responses to his private messages to string him along. ruby was still concerned, so he agreed to pay me £500 a month, including back pay for every month i'd helped him with the forum

http://gyazo.com/1c5c43cf61eef511cf69229c3517ec0d.png

What the fuck are you talking about? stop making me up.


Also more like this

http://gyazo.com/45eeef69d0a440f7dddb75d28d5cd6fc.png?1330814751

[clay]

What the fuck are you talking about? stop making me up.


Also more like this

http://gyazo.com/45eeef69d0a440f7dddb75d28d5cd6fc.png?1330814751

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_and_the_euro

[Gentleman Doli]

Pago Para

[elezzzark]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_and_the_euro

You don't need to deduce this contradiction, this note is fake, you moron.


Also i don't believe your bullshit of everything

[steveyos]

I know ruby's real name and it's not callum


but either way it's really fucking unfortunate you guys wanna keep this place as-is, I'll always be willing to help ruby out so I'm still waiting on his response

[elezzzark]

I know ruby's real name and it's not callum


but either way it's really fucking unfortunate you guys wanna keep this place as-is, I'll always be willing to help ruby out so I'm still waiting on his response

Go away

[Garfield]

all hail king juji

[Garfield]

I'm probably the only person on these boards that isn't a constant troll. I post for fun and to get my thoughts and opinions out while others just come around to tear each other down. Calling someone a faggot is fun, but only in moderation. I just try to be real on these forums. tl;dr - no i'm not trolling.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[clay]

You don't need to deduce this contradiction, this note is fake, you moron.


Also i don't believe your bullshit of everything

i made the name calum tavish mccullough, were you under the impression that i thought your bullshit was real

[elezzzark]

i made the name calum tavish mccullough, were you under the impression that i thought your bullshit was real

I really don't know what are you talking about and everyone says Calum Tavish is ruby's name, so i took it and edited on this pay note, i don't care about real names, you stupid texan fat and you are confusing me to milkshade that he is mocking my language, asshole snicker lover faggot

[Gentleman Doli]

5sEAqa-oapc :stare: YTMNSFW

[Dustin]

-Girls are gone


Seriously, what a sausage feast

[elezzzark]

Steveyos copied and pasted from my posts everytime

[clay]

how do you not know what i was talking about when i specifically stated it, and then you quoted it

[clay]

i applaud you for learning as much english you have, it's the only way you're going to be able to get a job that pays more than $50 a week. but you still have a long road ahead of you

[elezzzark]

It made sense, i read some posts talked about Rubycalaber's IRL name is Calum Tavish withoutproof, so i didn't care, meanwhile you'are still an idiot because Ruby is exploiting your works, you should change name from Rubynet to Clayisgay or some kind like that, they say you own vb bulletin license and you have knowledge how to install vb forum, also vb administration while Ruby doesn't know shit

[clay]

how is ruby exploiting me by paying me 500 british pounds per month

[elezzzark]

Keep telling yourself that, no one believes your bullshit


Until you prove some useful proof

[clay]

so you dont believe that he pays me 500 pounds a month, but you do believe that i own the website

[clay]

how do you say columbo in spanish

[steveyos]

Seriously, what a sausage feast



yeah, even fjs has girls including the best female in the universe PJ THE MESSENGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



this is such a BROFEST I am going to throw up shygoisdhgoishgioshioshgiosdhgoih

[elezzzark]

This forum contains no ads and im trying to avoid how to say this unexistant word from your exploit

[steveyos]

I hope ruby went with a host with unlimited space and bandwidth like I did but he clearly didn't pick a good one since this place got some lag and error issues, oy vey

[steveyos]

pretty much this sums up this entire forum in one word and I'm not doing this to fucking troll ok I'm doing it because I'm sad at how horrible this place has become and how none of you want to fix it so with this one word I say what must be said:



Array

[clay]

the host he's using is a dynamic pay scale host which isnt really good for larger websites. it's more of a personal webhost and its becoming an issue, thats why i had to turn searches off for guests. we're switching hosts within the next two weeks, do you have any suggestions

[elezzzark]

From : rubycalaber
To : deadman
Date : 2011-12-24 11:05
Title : Re: I found this forum
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I didn't hire clay to run this forum, he bought the license for me because I was going to kill myself if we had to use phpbb, I think he felt sorry for me

I don't have any money right now, but my grandfather usually gives me some for christmas, so give me your paypal in case

how do I know you would stop hacking the forum if I paid you? you keep doing it...

[elezzzark]

phpBB would be awesome bu who cares about vb forum?

[clay]

i wrote that message, elezark. i wrote all of them

[clay]

This forum contains no ads and im trying to avoid how to say this unexistant word from your exploit

would you mind trying to rephrase this, i dont understand what youre saying

[lnopia the great]

did you say fjs has girls

[Dustin]

Oh yeah don't delete the WoW forums, they own.

[boobz]

-forward roflbrothel.com to here
--

fjs is where you now go to be funny



So many fat man mistakes here.

You are desperate as ever for site visits that you want redirects and other shit. Just go away, we were doing just fine here knowing you were dead.
fjs is not a funny place. never has been, never will be. It's always been that ytmnsfw-offshoot that all the rejected ytmnsfw posters go to find solace in your fat folds. Your posting line up is like an embarrassing reject list from here of shitty posters.

fjs is essentially a creepy shithole out of second life.

You are raged that quality posters (dp, doli, barry, maks etc etc the list goes on) choose to stay with rubynet and not descend into your hovel.

:rofl:

[boobz]

yeah, even fjs has girls including the best female in the universe PJ THE MESSENGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



this is such a BROFEST I am going to throw up shygoisdhgoishgioshioshgiosdhgoih

except, rofl posts here every so often and a few other girls. nice false facts steve.

[boobz]

pretty much this sums up this entire forum in one word and I'm not doing this to fucking troll ok I'm doing it because I'm sad at how horrible this place has become and how none of you want to fix it so with this one word I say what must be said:



Array

yeah whatever ok it's 'horrible' here (even though it's a hive of activity and new posts every minute like the good ol 2006 days) so then fuck off if you don't like it cunt

[boobz]

but either way it's really fucking unfortunate you guys wanna keep this place as-is, I'll always be willing to help ruby out so I'm still waiting on his response

lmao ruby thinks of you as a sad sack of shit like everyone here. why are you waiting for nothing?

[elezzzark]

i wrote that message, elezark. i wrote all of them

Hi, Im Elezzzark, im another masterwork clay's alt

[clay]

and we have a dick girl

[boobz]

fjs has like 3 people there, closed reg, and they all discuss second life and things they think are funny from 2008

[steveyos]

the host he's using is a dynamic pay scale host which isnt really good for larger websites. it's more of a personal webhost and its becoming an issue, thats why i had to turn searches off for guests. we're switching hosts within the next two weeks, do you have any suggestions

http://www.servage.net/?coupon=rubycalaber


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that'll land you unlimited everything, it's $21 every three months, and it's insanely easy to do database backups/restores/whatever their control panel is great and fjs is lightning fast now unlike with fagdaddy which only idiots who don't really know what they're talking about use

[steveyos]

and we have a dick girl

I don't have the time to decipher a plain bagel but I'm assuming boobz is going on about how nsfw has his wife 4 lyfe ramen or something I'm 100% positive it's the same shit he's been saying for years now

[steveyos]

great job pronoun

[steveyos]

oh also servage has great tech support they reply pretty much right away that's always a plus

[elezzzark]

fat welfare stevey, fattest gout ever, fuck stevey, get a job stevey, grow up fatass stevey, last edited by steveyos, one fat gout, plague of lizards, steve needs help, stevey - get a job, stevey has aspergers, stevey has gout, stevey is a bitch, stevey is a fat nigger, stevey is a virgin, stevey is fat, stevey is retarded, stevey should die, stevey sucks cock, stevey sure loves cock, steveys a lizard, steveys fat has gout, unemployed gout dweller
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wow steveyos is considered as god troll

[Gentleman Doli]

http://i.imgur.com/tVtku.gif

LOL.... classic!

[lnopia the great]

txXAepju6YY

[Camoron]

I'm willing to take your word that it isn't you but I really doubt it's fanfare, that doesn't seem like something he would do at all.

:hmm: i wonder who is impersonating stevyeos

[elezzzark]

Steveyos doesn't change himself

[Camoron]

:hmm: i wonder whose phone that actualy is :hmm: :hmm:

[elezzzark]

Maybe Steveyos tried to contact to Verizon support to change his number because he is starting to simulate himself as the victim of the creepy stalkers

[Camoron]

i value steveys opinion on post quality and the state of the forum. he has always been a valued and acceptedd member of ytmnd internet forum

[steveyos]

Maybe Steveyos tried to contact to Verizon support to change his number because he is starting to simulate himself as the victim of the creepy stalkers

I don't use verizon I have one of those free obamaphones

[steveyos]

this is tyson btw, and I'm bored now. pass is princess.

[clay]

stevey trying to prove he has friends in real life so the guys on the internet forum think he socializes

[lnopia the great]

pJ5Gq66WneM

[maks]

you're wrong clay, especially about the superiority complex that's marks, I know I'm a bad posters because I don't like posting


stevey I stole this gimmick from you just to show you I could do it better

[nifkin]

i think dp is pretty darn funny!

[Desolation]

Why would you do that?

[Desolation]

stevey gets more irl abuse from this community than anyone. Yet he never retaliates. I don't really think he deserves all this. lets just all get along. Lets just try it for a week.

[Desolation]

"fair enough, but this whole fucking situation with 50+ year old faggots invading my internet has to stop, it has to stop and it has to stop right now."

how can you not find this guy entertaining?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i think dp is pretty darn funny!

thanks man that means alot

[Camoron]

who the hell is boobykalabr and why does he have a green name

[Camoron]

Steveyos doesn't change himself

his mom does it for him

[m0nde]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIo8c7eKQGk

[jon]

plain bagel posting

[Autistic Spectrum]

fat welfare stevey, fattest gout ever, fuck stevey, get a job stevey, grow up fatass stevey, last edited by steveyos, one fat gout, plague of lizards, steve needs help, stevey - get a job, stevey has aspergers, stevey has gout, stevey is a bitch, stevey is a fat nigger, stevey is a virgin, stevey is fat, stevey is retarded, stevey should die, stevey sucks cock, stevey sure loves cock, steveyos never won money, steveyos welfare fraud, steveys a lizard, steveys fat has gout, unemployed gout dweller

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[m0nde]

let's make one rhing clear

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey paid general doli back the 50 dollors he owed him for his mom's deer tick medicance, he's a good person