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Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 07:59 PM
[what restaurant would you go to with a life preserver, while they both died,]

Camoron
04-15-2013, 08:00 PM
probably get some thai food

Camoron
04-15-2013, 08:00 PM
i just ate some fucken peanut chiceken jesus christ thai food is the best

juji
04-15-2013, 08:02 PM
Including Ashley in the thread is an insult against the gentlemen, yes as myself, otherwise the people like bobhughes, wendy, dp, etc. who worship Ashley are fake gentlemen.

always stevey
04-15-2013, 08:02 PM
No one would save me. :(

juji
04-15-2013, 08:03 PM
Ashley The Jewish Alcoholic Husk

macpro
04-15-2013, 08:04 PM
No one would save me. :(


No.

juji
04-15-2013, 08:04 PM
No.

You must be a bald gringo

always stevey
04-15-2013, 08:04 PM
No.

I'd rather drown than be rescued by you.

macpro
04-15-2013, 08:05 PM
You must be a bald gringo

I have hair on top and on my balls. Chico.

rootbeer
04-15-2013, 08:05 PM
you are getting a lot better at making polls congrats bro

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 08:05 PM
death by ham radio it is then,

always stevey
04-15-2013, 08:06 PM
Noo

macpro
04-15-2013, 08:06 PM
I'd rather drown than be rescued by you.

I would save you just to have the pleasure of pushing you back under.

always stevey
04-15-2013, 08:07 PM
I would save you just to have the pleasure of pushing you back under.

Just let me drown and spare me the horror of looking at your face. Pretty sure
you're going to violate me afterwards.

skrizach
04-15-2013, 08:08 PM
I like supporting local businesses so option 3

macpro
04-15-2013, 08:09 PM
on second thought, my back is bad. I don't think I could lift 400 lbs +.

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 08:09 PM
i would eat fresh shell fish each and every day if i could,

always stevey
04-15-2013, 08:10 PM
on second thought, my back is bad. I don't think I could lift 400 lbs +.

If I was 400 pounds I would float to safety.

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 08:10 PM
i don't think it works that way cag

always stevey
04-15-2013, 08:11 PM
I thought fat floats. :(

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 08:12 PM
if it did there would alot of dead whales,

always stevey
04-15-2013, 08:12 PM
Oh.

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 08:13 PM
don't see alot of hefty olympic swimmers

macpro
04-15-2013, 08:14 PM
cag majored in liberal arts. Not Science.

Gentleman Doli
04-15-2013, 08:14 PM
lol

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 08:15 PM
get some real eduction gloria http://www.arrl.org/find-an-amateur-radio-license-class

macpro
04-15-2013, 08:16 PM
you couldn't pass the tech test.

Camoron
04-15-2013, 08:16 PM
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/84610/110049707/stock-photo-young-people-eating-in-a-thai-restaurant-they-eating-with-chopsticks-110049707.jpg

always stevey
04-15-2013, 08:17 PM
I always felt as though fat people were buoyant and it has nothing to do with swimming. Swimmers are entirely made of muscle.

sex with dead people
04-15-2013, 08:17 PM
Gonna miss you ashley. Maybe ill see you in hell someday, because that's where jews go when they die

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 08:18 PM
macro please take a picture of your ham radio operator lisc, black out your name or w/e i just want to bask in your glory

Camoron
04-15-2013, 08:18 PM
jews go to purgatory until they accept christ as their savior

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 08:19 PM
ya that was true untill a couple of them killed jesus, now it's s8 to hell

macpro
04-15-2013, 08:19 PM
trouble with liberals. they always feel cause the don't have the capacity to think.

always stevey
04-15-2013, 08:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23MrD0Zx8h0
Dude totally floated back to the surface.

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 08:21 PM
he's doing the doggie paddle with his fat arms, in rough waters where you and ashley would be i assure both your fat asses would die

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 08:22 PM
iEeqRlf3hFg

if the only entertainment in the world was fat people on youtube i would be ok with that,

always stevey
04-15-2013, 08:23 PM
I happen to be a strong swimmer.

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 08:24 PM
does not really matter when the sea is rough how strong a swimmer you are, believe me, i fight the sea, everyday, and there is no winning, just surviving

always stevey
04-15-2013, 08:25 PM
Fuck this.
*marks thread read*

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 08:26 PM
the deadliest post,

stalker virus
04-15-2013, 09:14 PM
like any of u have been outside ha ha ha

stalker virus
04-15-2013, 09:14 PM
that is teh funniest part of this thread :tup: u guyz are hilarious

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 09:24 PM
oh here comes mrs active soical life, with her facebook and tweets about where she's going to, where she's at , and where she was,,,

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 09:33 PM
after your bf gives blood does he wear that sticker all day, OH LOOK AT ME, I'M SUCH A GOOD PERSON, Look at my stupid red cross sticker,,

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 09:34 PM
bet he only does it for the free juice and cookies, cause he's poor and needs 2 get food somehow

stalker virus
04-15-2013, 09:34 PM
get @ me niggas i school all yall

juji
04-15-2013, 09:35 PM
that is teh funniest part of this thread :tup: u guyz are hilarious

Thanks for reading my post besides you've considered yourself that you read my post

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 09:35 PM
what if he votes the same day he gives blood, don't tell me he wears both stickers

stalker virus
04-15-2013, 09:37 PM
voting is ur civic duty i am cryin that so manty of u suck

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 09:37 PM
mrs active soical life meets mr. civic duty, and :puke:

stalker virus
04-15-2013, 09:39 PM
its my social duty 2 tell u that im gonna fuckin kill u i am so mad AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 09:39 PM
don't tell my you acutally vote unironically, jesus what's wrong with you, sure i voted for ron paul, but i did it for the lolz

always stevey
04-15-2013, 09:39 PM
I don't know how this thread keeps unmarking itself as read but now I have to do it again.

always stevey
04-15-2013, 09:40 PM
*marks thread read*

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 09:41 PM
i hope you 2 have liberal socially conscience half jewish babies and one of them ends up being the antichrist that brings argaramgedone to teh world

stalker virus
04-15-2013, 09:42 PM
true story though let me drown because i would rather die than have any of u touch me

StompleB
04-15-2013, 09:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/TPTXNtZ.png

croods tofu

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 09:45 PM
true story though let me drown because i would rather die than have any of u touch me


I'd rather drown than be rescued by you.


Just let me drown and spare me the horror of looking at your face. Pretty sure
you're going to violate me afterwards.

holy shit,

StompleB
04-15-2013, 09:45 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gQuc4KC.jpg

print these out ;)

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 09:45 PM
stomple one major scene in the croods is the family stealing bird eggs, and eating the fuck out of them bird eggs

StompleB
04-15-2013, 09:46 PM
print out this thread

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 09:47 PM
http://www.streetsblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Lorax-Getting-Into-Vehicle.jpg

always stevey
04-15-2013, 09:47 PM
I hate these people.

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 09:48 PM
that'll do pig, that'll do

always stevey
04-15-2013, 09:49 PM
Now you've gone too far.

StompleB
04-15-2013, 09:49 PM
http://www.streetsblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Lorax-Getting-Into-Vehicle.jpg

The Lorax!

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 09:50 PM
the lorax sponsored by an environment killing suv

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 09:51 PM
just what dr. susess intended i am sure

stalker virus
04-15-2013, 09:51 PM
gonna go drink klorax bleach until i die fuck u

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 09:52 PM
don't do it, i acutally really like that your alive and here for me to own 2 or 3 times a week

Camoron
04-15-2013, 10:29 PM
true story though let me drown because i would rather die than have any of u touch me

:butthurt: goddamn you such a hilarious cold bitch

juji
04-15-2013, 10:29 PM
Is stompleb a bald person?

stalker virus
04-15-2013, 10:32 PM
stomplebane is my boyfriend and that is why maks is mad as fuqqqq

maks
04-15-2013, 10:32 PM
Is stompleb a bald person?

he has a receding hairline, in a few years he's going to look like larry david

Lisa Claus
04-15-2013, 10:33 PM
maks has mental problems

Camoron
04-15-2013, 10:34 PM
Is stompleb a bald person?

hes a bad person but hes not bald yet, the b12 shots are staving off badlness

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 10:36 PM
stomple has posted about the croods, he's a crood poster,

always stevey
04-15-2013, 10:37 PM
I demand this thread be closed at once. It's painful to read that no one would save me.

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 10:38 PM
ok i admit i would save you cag,

always stevey
04-15-2013, 10:38 PM
I demand you stop lying at once!

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 10:38 PM
you seem like a really nice person, idk maybe outside of rubynet we could have even been friends,

always stevey
04-15-2013, 10:38 PM
It's more painful when I'm patronized.

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 10:41 PM
no i'm serious you are
pretty,
smart,
funny,
a really good forum poster

your the whole package, you would make a really great friend

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 10:55 PM
lol cag's one weakness, niceness, she logged off, she couldn't take it,

always stevey
04-15-2013, 11:01 PM
*marks thread read*

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 11:04 PM
lol cag, your the fucking best,

always stevey
04-15-2013, 11:05 PM
Leave me alone. I hate u.

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 11:06 PM
i'm falling in love with you cag,

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 11:07 PM
i'm not joking arond, i must have fapped like 300 times to those fjs ass pics, and gush owns me titty pictures, i dreamt we got married the other night,

always stevey
04-15-2013, 11:08 PM
Please no.

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 11:08 PM
yep, then our kids grew up and we taught them how to post on the interent,

always stevey
04-15-2013, 11:09 PM
This is more painful than knowing I would not be spared a watery grave.

skrizach
04-15-2013, 11:09 PM
like any of u have been outside ha ha ha

I've never been outside what is it like?

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 11:09 PM
it was really special, i not only wrote about it my dream journal i acutally drew some pictures of what our kids looked like

always stevey
04-15-2013, 11:10 PM
it was really special, i not only wrote about it my dream journal i acutally drew some pictures of what our kids looked like

I'm glad to know you're not actually being serious.

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 11:11 PM
this is the realest thing, this love you and i share, cag, i'm rich and successful i can buy you all sorts of patio furniture, whatever you want,

Camoron
04-15-2013, 11:12 PM
i'm not joking arond, i must have fapped like 300 times to those fjs ass pics, and gush owns me titty pictures, i dreamt we got married the other night,

post plese

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 11:13 PM
she wrote FJS right on her black girl booty, god dam, never fapped so hard in my life,

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 11:13 PM
shit that post is so buried if monde still posted he would have it,

blumpkin blownuts
04-16-2013, 11:08 AM
i'd swim up to guldcat facing her so she grabs onto me panickign and drowns me to death
then when i come back to life i'd do the same thing with ashley
because i fantasize alot about sexy women killing me

then i'd get a carryout from fazoli's

maks
04-16-2013, 11:12 AM
Even though I found out last night that Ashley is naive enough to buy into the wheelchair thing (or desperate enough to use it as a crutch (heh crutch) when cornered) I am still incredibly attracted to her and would 'like' her vagina on facebook

I would "sow" and "seed" her "virtual farmland" with my "dick" is what I'm saying

Gentleman Doli
04-16-2013, 11:17 AM
lol

Gentleman Doli
04-16-2013, 11:17 AM
I just accepted Ashleys fertilizer request on farmville. :flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap: :flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap: :flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap:

blumpkin blownuts
04-16-2013, 11:20 AM
i wanna smear my fertilizer all over her chest

maks
04-16-2013, 11:25 AM
Ashley: I have a vagina
marks98 liked this

Autistic Spectrum
09-30-2013, 08:59 PM
ahelsyandcag,2jewsonecup

Gentleman Doli
09-30-2013, 09:07 PM
I just accepted Ashleys fertilizer request on farmville. :flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap: :flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap: :flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap::flashfap:

jon
09-30-2013, 09:25 PM
rent a theatre for the night

roll some of that love actually bullshit

be havin' these two hoes meet at the tip before midnight

Garfield
09-30-2013, 09:33 PM
smooth operator^

Autistic Spectrum
03-06-2014, 10:31 PM
lisa pls read this thread to understand what jokes are

Lisa's Babysitter
03-06-2014, 10:33 PM
Who's Ashley? I forget which one they are.

I really want Burger King now

Autistic Spectrum
03-06-2014, 10:36 PM
ashley is a jewish achoiclic with a bald headed boyfriend that looks like stomple b's and pauly shore's love child

maks
03-06-2014, 10:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/m8GUiV3.jpg

Lisa's Babysitter
03-06-2014, 10:38 PM
ashley is a jewish achoiclic with a bald headed boyfriend that looks like stomple b's and pauly shore's love child

Long dark hair

Stalker virus?

Autistic Spectrum
03-06-2014, 10:38 PM
look at how much money that kid jesus who even carrys around that sort of cash anymore

Autistic Spectrum
03-06-2014, 10:39 PM
Long dark hair

Stalker virus?

yes stalker viruis who the mean fags here chased away forever

Lisa's Babysitter
03-06-2014, 10:41 PM
Awful, just awful. What did they do to her?

maks
03-06-2014, 10:43 PM
they bought her jewelry and an ipad

Lisa's Babysitter
03-06-2014, 10:45 PM
Is that compensation is it?

Autistic Spectrum
03-06-2014, 10:48 PM
skirz made a cryptic thread about ashley kissing a blad man and hiliarty poured out of the many threads about this mysteryous bald headed man till one day in a deep dark tinychat the evil scoundral dadadan linked me the picture of ashley kissing the pauly shore wannabee and i made the the backround of the tinychat and she never retaruned,,,

Autistic Spectrum
03-06-2014, 10:49 PM
one picture, destorys 6 years of interent friendship,,,,,, ashley u fucking cunt

Lisa's Babysitter
03-06-2014, 10:53 PM
Nothing skizshit has ever posted has ever resulted in hilarity.

Pffff, silly girl, you were only being stalked by some of the biggest sacks of shit you can find on the Internet Ashley, that's no reason to leave.

Autistic Spectrum
03-06-2014, 10:58 PM
find her on facebook and ask her to come back ask her like at least 50 to 75 times

Lisa's Babysitter
03-06-2014, 11:00 PM
I have no sympathy for people with facebooks

Facebook is for utter pathetic fucking losers.

Garfield
03-06-2014, 11:15 PM
id throw the life preserver at ashley twice

Lisa's Babysitter
03-06-2014, 11:23 PM
id throw the life preserver at ashley twice

lol

steveyos YOLO
03-07-2014, 12:33 AM
Why would they both be drowning at the same exact time

Gentleman Doli
03-07-2014, 03:03 AM
Why would they both be drowning at the same exact time

i threw them over board

steveyos YOLO
03-07-2014, 09:23 AM
Why would you throw ashley out of the boat since she's the cute and less annoying of the 2

Gentleman Doli
03-07-2014, 10:02 AM
Bcause I don't care about anything and also I have a crippling and debilitating hatred of girls