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elezzark
04-15-2013, 10:59 AM
my barber shop supplies free beer while you are there

elezzark
04-15-2013, 10:59 AM
my gf is gone for like 4 hours so it is going to be the best 4 hours of my life today

maks
04-15-2013, 11:06 AM
my gf is gone for like 4 hours so it is going to be the best 4 hours of my life today

weren't you just telling me how great it is to have a steady girlfriend

I think you and dp are just trying to ruin a single guy's fun

Dustin
04-15-2013, 11:13 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mpepy6eE1qa3mjho1_500.jpg

elezzark
04-15-2013, 11:17 AM
weren't you just telling me how great it is to have a steady girlfriend

I think you and dp are just trying to ruin a single guy's fun

it's nice to have a steady girlfriend but i hate my girlfriend as a person

maks
04-15-2013, 11:18 AM
have you considered brainwashing her

elezzark
04-15-2013, 11:19 AM
i already have but when she is around her friends or her mom it goes away

Desolation
04-15-2013, 11:26 AM
i'm getting my hair done today too! #SoulSisters

rubycalaber
04-15-2013, 11:28 AM
somehow the straight one looks like the gay one since he somehow has soft features

rubycalaber
04-15-2013, 11:28 AM
i'm getting my hair done today too! #SoulSisters

with patented RubyCum™ hair gel

maks
04-15-2013, 11:44 AM
i already have but when she is around her friends or her mom it goes away

she's probably going to need a lobotomy

rootbeer
04-15-2013, 11:51 AM
somehow the straight one looks like the gay one since he somehow has soft features

milkspade crew4lyfe

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 12:04 PM
let's talk about our gf's and what there lady parts smell like at various times during the day

rootbeer
04-15-2013, 12:09 PM
you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick?

rubycalaber
04-15-2013, 12:10 PM
trollinator smells like motor oil most of the time

always stevey
04-15-2013, 12:16 PM
My lady part smells like butterscotch at all times of the day.

Dustin
04-15-2013, 12:20 PM
My lady part smells like moth balls at all times of the day.

elezzark
04-15-2013, 12:20 PM
My lady part smells like butterscotch at all times of the day.

Cqaw-DUlWQo

sex with dead people
04-15-2013, 12:26 PM
it's nice to have a steady girlfriend but i hate my girlfriend as a person

Does she even know how to hack?

always stevey
04-15-2013, 12:37 PM
Cqaw-DUlWQo

Nice. You got the reference. :)

Mmmmmmm Buttascotch yo

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 12:58 PM
your pussy smells like tears and sadness

always stevey
04-15-2013, 12:59 PM
You seem stressed. Try a coffee enema. :)

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 01:00 PM
your pussy smells like the cum of a 1000 reject haven posters, your pussy is not unlike the sarlacc pit, in fact some say it might even be the sarlacc pit,

always stevey
04-15-2013, 01:01 PM
Reject Haven never had 1000 posters, lol

always stevey
04-15-2013, 01:01 PM
They wish.

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 01:04 PM
at your next your bi-yearly douche please give my regards to boba fett,

always stevey
04-15-2013, 01:07 PM
The bounty hunter from Star Wars? I've never really liked boba now that I think of it. Slimy tapioca boogers.

Autistic Spectrum
04-15-2013, 01:43 PM
a rare glimpsle inside the innerworkings of cat avatar guys' lady hole
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080928223023/starwars/images/6/60/Sarlacc_Body.jpg

always stevey
04-15-2013, 01:44 PM
That's very interesting.

always stevey
04-15-2013, 01:47 PM
Mmmm butterscotch yo

Grombolar
04-15-2013, 01:51 PM
have you considered brainwashing her
Clubba works.

elezzark
04-15-2013, 04:07 PM
got these instead, but i put on white laces

http://sundaybuffalo.com/blog/uploaded_images/AdidasBusenitzVulcWhiteGum.JPG

Camoron
04-15-2013, 04:42 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mpepy6eE1qa3mjho1_500.jpg

i thought yuo were "born gay"?! huh?? so much for taht junk scienece.

Desolation
04-15-2013, 05:32 PM
new haircut lookin sharp bruh?

skrizach
04-15-2013, 06:43 PM
http://www.thefrisky.com/2010-04-12/a-tree-that-smells-like-semen/