The Teknorat & Ruby Show! Episode 3! THE IWASCRUEL INTERVIEW!!!

[rubycalaber]

Episode 03 - The Iwascruel Interview (http://content.teknoratandruby.com/episode03.mp3)
^ click for the most erotic interview ever conducted

:trigger: this podcast contains graphic discussions of sexuality, sexual violence and child molestation, listener discretion is advised

does iwascruel shave her vagina? what's the largest thing that's been in her vagina? how many people has she fucked? is it worse to be raped by niggers than white men? what special surprise has she found up her vagina? has she considered a career in drug smuggling? pads or tampons? does she ever get menstruation on her clit? what was her first sexual experience? why is she scared of big dogs? whats it like to try and fuck a manlet? has she ever been pissed on? find out the answers to these and much more in this episode of... the teknorat and ruby show!!!

also don't forget to check out and bookmark our official website at teknoratandruby.com (http://www.teknoratandruby.com/) for all your hilarous podcasting needs!

[Howard Dean]

OH MAN JUST WHAT I NEEDED

[Howard Dean]

9hwE0slNd3Y

[Autistic Spectrum]

wish you could crtl f mp3's

[rootbeer]

9hwE0slNd3Y

best part of the thread

[juji]

1'd

[Autistic Spectrum]

me and ruby are hasing out a deal right now, if he makes me s-mod i am going to spend hours transcrbeing all his podcasts so you can enjoy them elz

[rootbeer]

lisa is iwc
:stare:

[Autistic Spectrum]

please use the spoilers tag, i don't have time to listen to this tonight and will do it on my morning run ,

[Autistic Spectrum]

loading it up right now next to paul simon mp3's so i cleanse my ears afterwards

[Desolation]

i don't know about you, but i'm feeling 22

[StompleB]

50 minutes not a single question of a non-sexual nature or not bodily function related. :pissed: worst interview show :pissed: terrible fucking juno reactor matrix soundtrack bookending :pissed: didn't learn anything fascinating about iwascruel :pissed:

[Lisa Claus]

wouldn't even load properly, only listened to first 5 mins

teknorat is a fucking loser

and also what kind of retard thinks women vaginas turn into an outie when they are aroused? Your flaps do not turn into an outie when you are aroused... that was just retarded, it's not like your flaps are an innie and then you get horny and hey turn into an outie, just no.

it was also kind of gross

and while I didn't listen to it all because it wouldn't load I remember from the snippet posted a couple of days ago, taking about some guy fingering her and she couldn't be bothered even saying "no" and decided to just wait for him to pass out

that is not really rape, that is more just laying there letting some guy finger you

also did I mention that teknorat is a fucking loser?

[timmy]

hairbrush in vagina

[timmy]

smegma on haribrush

[Lisa Claus]

smegma on haribrushdrying out and getting crusty

I didn;t get much further than that

[timmy]

condom stuck in side vagina for 2 weeks :|

[timmy]

:stare:

[timmy]

:stare: masturbating on period, blood under fingernails :stare:

[Lisa Claus]

condom stuck in side vagina for 2 weeks :|wtf

didn;t get that far

I got one stuck up there once, like it just disapeared and I went the shower and squatted and felt around up there and couldn;t find it and I was freaking out and the guy I was with came in and he had bigger fingers than me (like he was a really big guy) and he got up there and found it and pulled it out.

But two weeks? wtf? If I couldn't have found that condom I would ahve gone to the doctor, you don't just leave shit up there

and still wtf with your flaps turning from an innie to an outie? That does not happen, I mean wtf? Is her vagina a baboon's ass?

just... no

[timmy]

tyhis podcast is scaring the fuck outa me

[Lisa Claus]

it's probably for the best it doesn't load properly and I was only able to listen to the first 5 mins

[timmy]

her uncle introduced her to porn and touched her

[Lisa Claus]

her uncle introduced her to porn and touched heroh well that's fucked up =[

was he the the one who fingered her?

[Lisa Claus]

if so I'm sorry for my earlier comment

I thought she was just at some party and let some drunk guy finger her

if not then I'm sorry and that is fucked up =[

[timmy]

no, that preview clip wasnt about hte uncle

[Lisa Claus]

did I mention that tecknorat is a fucking loser?

[StompleB]

pretty sure I would crash the hammerblow on this show for being so disappointing

[timmy]

actually if you knew a lot about him you would realize hes pretty cool

[Lisa Claus]

actually if you knew a lot about him you would realize hes pretty coolwhat?

no tim

[timmy]

youve known him for like 1 week since his podcasts, ive known him since uhh i dont fucking know, im not going to bother defending him against oyu though since you are adamant about your quick judgments

[Lisa Claus]

I thought you were talking about her uncle

[timmy]

what? teknorat isnt her uncle wtf

[Lisa Claus]

I put teknorat on ignore because of his fucktard pm's

[timmy]

she gave up the pussy for a place to sleep

[Lisa Claus]

well I'm just going to judge teknorat

based on his pm's to me and being a dickhead on podcasts

[timmy]

podcast summary: 10/10, awesome stuff guys

[always stevey]

wtf did I just listen to?????

[always stevey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5eV5fvbcY

[maks]

easy e died of aids

[timmy]

discussing rap unironicallyt

[Autistic Spectrum]

wanna kick ruby tek and iwc in the dick now thanks

[rootbeer]

If you thought we were going to talk to iwc about anything besides rape, molestation, incest and vaginas then you were sorely mistaken. Almost as sore as Lisa's baby was when they vaccuumed it out of her womb.
look at this fucking guy, try to fit in more buddy jesus christ
first post fail

[rootbeer]

ytmnd bitch we talk about lisa's baby and rape and nigger dicks, we ar anonymous we are legion beware

[Autistic Spectrum]

4nps (niggers per second) vs 8mps(m8s per second)

[Autistic Spectrum]

so much giggling,

[Autistic Spectrum]

like little bitches

[Gentleman Doli]

ytmnd bitch we talk about lisa's baby and rape and nigger dicks, we ar anonymous we are legion beware

This is YTMNSFW, we dont care about the people who died on 9/11, we literaly dont care about the poor people who died in a terrible horrific plane crash, we are YTMNSFW, we make jokes about those people, and how they wouldve died from aids anyway. NEDM bitch

[Autistic Spectrum]

what i don't get is why you would talk to a lady like that, it makes me sick

[always stevey]

easy e was better

nigga niggga nigga nigga nigga nigga please

[jon]

unbelieveably good

hope iwc comes back for keeps

[rubycalaber]

(like he was a really big guy)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/foryou_zpseb9bf75a.png:original

[Lisa Claus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/foryou_zpseb9bf75a.png:originalmmmmm thankyou

[Camoron]

This is YTMNSFW, we dont care about the people who died on 9/11, we literaly dont care about the poor people who died in a terrible horrific plane crash, we are YTMNSFW, we make jokes about those people, and how they wouldve died from aids anyway. NEDM bitch

:rofl: you think there was actually a plane crash, it was clearly a hologram you fuckin retard, WAKE UP

[plusle riot]

unbelieveably good

hope iwc comes back for keeps

thanks man it means a lot

[Autistic Spectrum]

are you brushing your hair right now?

[plusle riot]

no i'm drinking beer, my hair's up in buns~

[Autistic Spectrum]

i got 3 different requests to make an iwc's uncle alt account,i refused each and everyone, i love u iwc, i hope you don't get molested anymore,

[jon]

thanks man it means a lot

need posters who are candid and not butthurt about themselves (that's why i don't post)

[plusle riot]

i got 3 different requests to make an iwc's uncle alt account,i refused each and everyone, i love u iwc, i hope you don't get molested anymore,

thanks man it means a lot. if that ever changes though and you decide to go ahead with the alt anyway, make sure your av is of a guy that kinda looks like pavarotti

[plusle riot]

need posters who are candid and not butthurt about themselves (that's why i don't post)

at least we can look back and laugh about it now. you should post more btw

[plusle riot]

thanks man it means a lot. i've seen a coupleo f the creatures you've effed and trust me, they're not virtuous by choice

[always stevey]

How did you forget a condom was in there for 2 whole weeks? Was it a drunk fuck? Normally, after sex you remove the condom and place it in the toilet, then proceed to the shower.

[always stevey]

Podcast was dirtier than my prized slap happy porn collection.

[plusle riot]

How did you forget a condom was in there for 2 whole weeks? Was it a drunk fuck? Normally, after sex you remove the condom and place it in the toilet, then proceed to the shower.

it was a drunken coke-crazed fuck. i was on all fours when it slipped off inside and unaware the guy just shrugged it off and slipped another connie on and just kept going. so i did see him take one off and had no reason to think anything wa sout of the ordinary~

[always stevey]

Are you trolling her or are you actually going to pay her for sex? She's not the
brightest of whores using her real name in the email.

You should troll her into doing for more less money. lol

[always stevey]

http://craigsprotect.com/members/sweetgirl101/files/profile.jpg

Serves her right, Christmas was months ago!

[always stevey]

Gotta pay for that room somehow.

[always stevey]

Nah ah, I stayed there with friends in the junior suite and it was 150 a night.

[always stevey]

What kind of crap room are you getting for a weekly rate?

[plusle riot]

ya you get discounts at microtel with your AARP card right

[plusle riot]

it's damn impossible to find a 5 star hotel on expedia when you're only making 24k a yr

[plusle riot]

hahaha oh god this only gets better

[always stevey]

Still doesn't beat the Hilton.

[plusle riot]

ya ruby pls explain to me how this internet badass rolls

[always stevey]

What did the condom smell like when you finally pulled it out after two weeks of not knowing it was there?

[always stevey]

Not attacking, just asking.

[plusle riot]

it smelled punk rock

[StompleB]

How did you forget a condom was in there for 2 whole weeks? Was it a drunk fuck? Normally, after sex you remove the condom and place it in the toilet, then proceed to the shower.

wtf stop casting rainbow trout into our municipal water supplies

[always stevey]

You actually have a time share? I always thought the notion was silly. I had 100 different people try to sell me one in Vegas.

[plusle riot]

it makes sense, only geriatrics invest in time shares and you did marry into it. ok your story adds up

[StompleB]

colonial williamsburg, gotta love the rock candy & peanut soup ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[plusle riot]

wtf stop casting rainbow trout into our municipal water supplies

yeah that's wrong, i specifically have a small trashcan in my ensuite bathroom for that sort of thing, including used feminie hygiene products


oh yeah because trashy gutterpunk whore is just so awesome, really you're on a par with lisa after the rubber thing.

never had an abortion or effed a methhead so thanks for playing~

[plusle riot]

mad bitch is mad lol

[always stevey]

http://forum.myredbook.com/cgi-bin/dcforum2/dcboard.pl

Here's a good place to find whores. This was in the search history of my ex boyfriend's ipad.

[always stevey]

hi i am ddf and hiv-neg, as long as you are hiv-neg you can blast all your hot cum deep up inside me now? i am cleaned out and lubed and ready for you to fuck me now? my van has a bed in back and the windows are blacked out so no one can see in, i could meet and park so you can get in fuck me till you blst and go...if you have many friends that also would want to blast in me as long as they are hiv-neg they can line up at my van and i will do them all 1 at a time till they all had blasted there cum in me and go so text me eightzerofive ninezerothree threeseventhreezero and let me know were to meet and park and i will be there for you to fuck me now? please let me know if its just you? or many? so i can be ready..so lets do this now... bbc is always welcome..i can handle it can you?
.
if you can pictext a pic of your cock? it would let me know what fun i will be haven so lets do this now?
no information is exchanged except weither you are hiv-neg ? no names or face pic, just a fuck , blast and go...

[plusle riot]

yep you are but i never had anything in my body so long it went septic cause i'm a dumb druggie whore....

well you only have a large clitoris to tend with. never did go septic, only do certain poisons recreationally, and i've gotta be real dumb to be raking in 60k a year more than you

[always stevey]

hi i am ddf and hiv-neg, looking to get fucked as many times possible now, and as long as you are hiv-neg you can fuck me deeply till you blast all your hot cum deep up inside me, interested? just reply text eightzerofive ninezerothree threeseventhreezero with a pic of what will be fucking me and were to meet? and i will be there for you to fuck me now? i can host in my van, just give 2 cross streets IF YOU HAVE MANY FRIENDS BRING THEM LINE UP AT THE DOOR BUT ONLY ONE AT A TIME TILL THEY ARE ALL DONE BLASTING DEEP UP INSIDE ME NOW as long as you are hiv-neg this is only for a no condom fuck blast and go....no information, this is a anonymus fuck ,blast, and go.. interested?

HACER UNO POR UNO SI TIENES MUCHOS AMIGOS LLEVARLOS TAMBIÉN, HASTA Y VOY AHASTA QUE TODO TERMINÓ, MUCHAS POEOPLE, MUCHOS CLÍMAX

SE TRATA DE UN CLÍMAX DE SEXO NO CONDÓN Y LISTO, SIN CONDÓN...

http://images.craigslist.org/3K93Ja3Hc5G65F35J1d4c50742ea589ca10c5.jpg

[always stevey]

Cody, send this woman your cock.

[always stevey]

Hi Big boys, My name is mikie and i am soo hot and horny for my ass to get a big, hard cock in it. If your ready for me, please call or text me at anytime 805nine755six two 4
Im am sooo fucking hard right now. My dick size is 9inches. Can you handle that big boys? I also swallow;)

[plusle riot]

lmao i've owned this house for the last 3 yrs. pls don't make me jelly about your condo in buttfuck VA

[always stevey]

http://images.craigslist.org/3K93Ja3Hc5G65F35J1d4c50742ea589ca10c5.jpg

hi i am ddf and hiv-neg, looking to get fucked as many times possible now, and as long as you are hiv-neg you can fuck me deeply till you blast all your hot cum deep up inside me, interested? just reply text eightzerofive ninezerothree threeseventhreezero with a pic of what will be fucking me and were to meet? and i will be there for you to fuck me now? i can host in my van, just give 2 cross streets IF YOU HAVE MANY FRIENDS BRING THEM LINE UP AT THE DOOR BUT ONLY ONE AT A TIME TILL THEY ARE ALL DONE BLASTING DEEP UP INSIDE ME NOW as long as you are hiv-neg this is only for a no condom fuck blast and go....no information, this is a anonymus fuck ,blast, and go.. interested?

HACER UNO POR UNO SI TIENES MUCHOS AMIGOS LLEVARLOS TAMBIÉN, HASTA Y VOY AHASTA QUE TODO TERMINÓ, MUCHAS POEOPLE, MUCHOS CLÍMAX

SE TRATA DE UN CLÍMAX DE SEXO NO CONDÓN Y LISTO, SIN CONDÓN...


Send her your cock, Cody.

[always stevey]

Don't patronize me with your double posts just send her the cock.

[always stevey]

Say hello and arrange to meet with her in the sex van with a bed in it.

[always stevey]

Tell her you're in Atascadero. She'll have to drive through the steep mountains for at least half an hour in the dark to get there.

[always stevey]

13870 Palo Verde Rd Atascadero, CA


Listed in Atascadero homes for sale.

[always stevey]

It's way up in the hills, she'll have a great time finding it.

[always stevey]

lol the train station is where Rex Allen Krebs kidnapped a college student.

[always stevey]

fuckin priceless, you wanna be my new wingman on this kinda shit?

Sure why not.

[always stevey]

Is she gonna send pix?

[always stevey]

Maybe you could save it for a later date for when he has gas in her tank? Tell her after at least two hours of making her wait that you can't make it. And perhaps another time. It would be hilarious if she got stranded in the mountains on her way to the Atascadero house.

[always stevey]

haha you fucking faggot he just sent me a pic of his man pussy god damn you that was funny as fuck

It's a dude?

[always stevey]

A dude driving around a van with a mattress inside it. We've got a serial killer on the central coast.

[always stevey]

oh my.. lol Tell him "fuck you faggot!"

[always stevey]

http://slo.craigslist.org/cas/3740476578.html

What is wrong with the town I live in??

[always stevey]

Put him in the San Luis Obispo section.

[always stevey]

San Luis Obispo is not even a city. I live near there. That's where this homo is from. He's about 15 miles away from me sending you his ass pictures

[always stevey]

"slo"

[always stevey]

BOOM this woman is going to mother my child!!!!!

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8055/8450238191_f322107d5a_b.jpg

Her pussy looks like bubblegum.

[always stevey]

I bet that's a fake picture.

[plusle riot]

bet that's the only way she'll take you until she sees a pic of you or you in the flesh

[always stevey]

private and discreet gloryhole downtown slo - w4m (hotel downtown)
private and discreet gloryhole open for your tension release .. come by unload and leave... been having some problems with email today.. if for some reason I go quiet check your spam. ... hope to see u soon

Isn't this illegal?

[always stevey]

What is that pink thing on it?

[always stevey]

I suppose. I've never heard of those things before.

[always stevey]

I have that same red bra.

[always stevey]

My ex from Virginia took some Cialis once and his boner (it was so tan I named it Little Black Sambo) wouldn't go away for hours and looked like a balloon animal about to pop.

[always stevey]

He was half-white, half-gook

[always stevey]

He was 6'3'' and huge. Played football for Virgina Tech for a bit.

[always stevey]

Half Vietnamese to be exact. He was nice-looking and was the biggest jerk I have ever known, but that's what I liked about him.

[always stevey]

He used to lock me in the closet for like.. no reason.

[always stevey]

it was a drunken coke-crazed fuck. i was on all fours when it slipped off inside and unaware the guy just shrugged it off and slipped another connie on and just kept going. so i did see him take one off and had no reason to think anything wa sout of the ordinary~

Sounds like an honest mistake I suppose.

[always stevey]

Huh?

[always stevey]

Oh man have i got a story for you lol

this bitch:

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/23/211d7195b1eb4fc386578392718d1c9c/l.jpg

the cute one on the left that's my ex-fiance from sacramento, one time she was all fucked up and got retarded so i locked her in the bathroom by tying rope to the knob and the knob across the hall (clove hitch anyone?) and then pretending to be on the phone with her FAT PSYCHO JEHOVA WITNESS MOMMY telling her all how her kid was high and drunk and probably needed to go to rehab. It was fucking great.

She must of had a nervous breakdown in there. lol

[always stevey]

Best to know what you're doin 'fore your life get ruined

[always stevey]

Stickin' needles in her arms no doubt. That's dirty.

[always stevey]

After my ex left me he got fat. lol

[always stevey]

Nah it's cool, he may have smacked me around and locked me in the closet but all in all a good guy.

[always stevey]

He's a high-end yuppie and a vicious troll if he wants to be.

[always stevey]

He never needed to finish college, the military got him good jobs in communications.. He's about your age.

[always stevey]

Night

[sex with dead people]

I'd stab you both irl

[always stevey]

I'd stab you both irl

Try it. :)