have you ever eaten dandelions?

[plusle riot]

do they taste good because im drinking this dandelion pale ale and it tastes good :iia:

btw this is my last one and all i have left in the refrigerator is 2 of my prized limited edition game of thrones iron throne blonde ales. should i just drink them anyway?

[m0nde]

dandelion wine

[maks]

I was at the bowling alley the other night and they had pbr on tap and I'm like christ there aren't even any hipsters in connecticut who drinks that crap

[plusle riot]

can't even drink that shit. all those watered down domestic beers give me headaches

[maks]

I had guinness, I wanted a gin and tonic but it was a fucking bowling alley for fuck's sake and guinness is pretentious enough. my date had miller lite, which I think may be one of the less offensive domestics but didn't care enough to find out.

I remember pbr from high school. pbr is shit, worse than meisterbrau or natty ice

[plusle riot]

dandelion wine

is that a thing you msutve had some in a salad or something you eats a lot of diifeerent stuffs

[maks]

I've had dandelion wine and can confirm it's a thing

[Autistic Spectrum]

knew a 67 year old vegan who looks like larry david who ate flowers,he would eat all different kinds, did not help him to grow any hair

[StompleB]

you eat the leaves

[Autistic Spectrum]

i tried them once, and they tasted like, you where eating flowers, off the ground, go outside eat the weeds it tastes the same

[plusle riot]

does it taste nice? i only rly buy wine as a dinner pairing these daysso it's either french or californian pinots and cabs...anyway i'm about to bust open this iron throne blonde ale because i can't stop won't stop now

[timmy]

i tried them once, and they tasted like, you where eating flowers, off the ground, go outside eat the weeds it tastes the same

"ishnt retarded"

[lnopia the great]

why do hipsters drink pbr i dont get it

[StompleB]

If you like spring mix

[Autistic Spectrum]

go outside eat the grass it's the same texture

[plusle riot]

i tried them once, and they tasted like, you where eating flowers, off the ground, go outside eat the weeds it tastes the same

i remember making daisy-chains out of them with friends as a child and theyd eat them and i was like wtf are you doing idk i'm not eating anything outside i'd probably end up throwing poison sumac into a salad and end up as a segment on 1000 ways to die

[Autistic Spectrum]

he used to keep them in a little tupperware container, and would snack on them throughout the day, poorly programing, eating flowers day after day, he was also the guy who programed the automated car wash computers , that was his big claim to fame 30 years ago

[maks]

does it taste nice? i only rly buy wine as a dinner pairing these daysso it's either french or californian pinots and cabs...anyway i'm about to bust open this iron throne blonde ale because i can't stop won't stop now

I don;t remember enjoying it very much no but everyone has different tastes

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol and he was super vegan he has a bunch of greenhouses he owns and gives food to soup kictens and shit, and would build all these weather stations so he could monitor the what ever the fuck in the greenhouses, and he hung one of them up in the office to check out all the weather in the office, he hung it from the cliening, well seems that hanging something that looks like a pipe bomb with a bunch of wires out from the clieing was against the buildings policy, i never knew the humidity at my desk after that day,,,

[plusle riot]

I was at the bowling alley the other night and they had pbr on tap and I'm like christ there aren't even any hipsters in connecticut who drinks that crap

pls tell me this wasn't one of your dates with your new romantic interest. bowling alley is so cliche~


lol and he was super vegan he has a bunch of greenhouses he owns and gives food to soup kictens and shit, and would build all these weather stations so he could monitor the what ever the fuck in the greenhouses, and he hung one of them up in the office to check out all the weather in the office, he hung it from the cliening, well seems that hanging something that looks like a pipe bomb with a bunch of wires out from the clieing was against the buildings policy, i never knew the humidity at my desk after that day,,,

did he look like Moby?

[Autistic Spectrum]

he was a dead ringer for larry david with out the glasses

[Autistic Spectrum]

he would build all this shit if i ever happend to need a sodering gun, for some reason he would have it like in his desk drawer ready to go he acutally owned now that i think about it i hope i build pipe bomb computers to control the weather when i am 70

[plusle riot]

he was a dead ringer for larry david with out the glasses

did you fuck with him at all i'm really hoping for a David Thorne type scenario

[maks]

pls tell me this wasn't one of your dates with your new romantic interest. bowling alley is so cliche~


I implore you to name something to do in connecticut that isn't cliche. tomorrow we're seeing a movie.

frankly I'm eagerly awaiting the stage in the relationship where I go to her house we watch a show order a pizza and fuck, dating is such horseshit.

[Autistic Spectrum]

emailing him right now asking him the best way to build a 15 foot concerete ramp going into water thanks iwc for reminding me i know this guy who eats flowers all day

[Autistic Spectrum]

i started a twitter and would post things i would over hear him say,cause i sat right next to him it has 3500 followers,

[plusle riot]

I implore you to name something to do in connecticut that isn't cliche. tomorrow we're seeing a movie.

frankly I'm eagerly awaiting the stage in the relationship where I go to her house we watch a show order a pizza and fuck, dating is such horseshit.

are you paying for these dates or is she splitting the bill with you

[plusle riot]

emailing him right now asking him the best way to build a 15 foot concerete ramp going into water thanks iwc for reminding me i know this guy who eats flowers all day

anytime~


i started a twitter and would post things i would over hear him say,cause i sat right next to him it has 3500 followers,

pls post it

[Autistic Spectrum]

sucks blockbuster's went out of bussiness used to be you could go to the video store and rent a movie togther, torrenting movies is not a date sadly

[maks]

are you paying for these dates or is she splitting the bill with you

I'm paying for it that's another part of this stage of the relationship that I can't wait to be over

[Autistic Spectrum]

like 400 of the people who follow him are my friends/cowoerks so sadly i am not stupid

[plusle riot]

ya even netflix would be considered a cheap date and you can't even buy overpriced candy and popcorn or movie merchandise

[plusle riot]

like 400 of the people who follow him are my friends/cowoerks so sadly i am not stupid

fair enough man. i was just curious to see stuff a guy who eats flowers ad/ed says

[Autistic Spectrum]

he would talk about veganism and computer programing all day and sniker alot, because he thought he was smarter than everyone else(he was rly smart) but not smarter than me fuck that guy

[Autistic Spectrum]

he told me i had to build a wood frame, first and is going to draw me a diagram after i send him some pictures of where the concerte ramp goes,

no how's it going how have you been, it's been a while,

just straight to the ramp

[plusle riot]

he told me i had to build a wood frame, first and is going to draw me a diagram after i send him some pictures of where the concerte ramp goes,

no how's it going how have you been, it's been a while,

just straight to the ramp

now ask him to send you diagrams of how to use a washign machine

[Autistic Spectrum]

Assburgers patient zero

[Autistic Spectrum]

gonna email him thhose pictures, say i'm having trouble with my washing machine cold cycle

[plusle riot]

gonna email him thhose pictures, say i'm having trouble with my washing machine cold cycle

haha oh g-d pls do

[maks]

the other alternative is bars and if I wanted to be piss drunk every time I screw I wouldn't be courting a girlfriend in the first place

[plusle riot]

screwing sober is a foreign concept i can't even fathom

[maks]

Me too but I'll have a chance to try it soon. I'm no expert on picking up signals but she practically spelled it out for me, we 100% will fuck tomorrow evening.

[plusle riot]

do you know where to put it

[maks]

"wherever she'll let me" has served me well so far

[Autistic Spectrum]

please live blog your date,

[stalker virus]

eat weeds everyday 420

[Autistic Spectrum]

bob hughes this also applys to you and your fake husky larp gf

[plusle riot]

Except one night, after far too much wine, he suggested something that sounded very painful and could not possibly result in children

[maks]

please live blog your date,

I'm excited fuck you I haven't given a shit about a girl in like 3 years this is like being 14 again

[Autistic Spectrum]

post durning it, if you get married your grandchildern can read the thread

[plusle riot]

Posts from the Road: marks' date edition

[maks]

once this turns into a steady thing I won't be here all that often so be thankful for every thread I hijack and be prepared to step up your own posting because while my 800 posts a day may not be the best they do keep things moving

[plusle riot]

once this turns into a steady thing I won't be here all that often so be thankful for every thread I hijack and be prepared to step up your own posting because while my 800 posts a day may not be the best they do keep things moving

hopefully this also means the depletion of codey posts as he'll no longer have you to follow around with his tongue down the back of your trousers

[Autistic Spectrum]

cody has enought problems to deal with at brawll hall/meds to even worry about marks all that much anymore

[plusle riot]

mo' forums mo' dramas

[blumpkin blownuts]

bob hughes this also applys to you and your fake husky larp gf

we already have house dates, i'm going over again thurs night we're going to curl up on the couch and play twin peaks ep.s in the background while we fuck around

and she's offered to pay next time we go out for dinner

and getting on the internet is like the last thing i want to do when i'm with a woman. it wasn't always like that... last time i got tired of a g/f i used to wait for her to fall asleep then get on the computer and she finally got sick of it

[maks]

hopefully this also means the depletion of codey posts as he'll no longer have you to follow around with his tongue down the back of your trousers

your absence hasn't made stompleb stop bringing his own flavor of mediocrity to the table

[Autistic Spectrum]

use your smart phone bob just sneak a few posts here and there ,

[stalker virus]

speaking of stomplebane this is a perfect SB thread

[plusle riot]

your absence hasn't made stompleb stop bringing his own flavor of mediocrity to the table

stomple doesn't try to go ramen all over my ass, he's his own person. there's a difference

[Autistic Spectrum]

If you like spring mix

maybe you should read the thread you are posting in you lush

[Autistic Spectrum]

we already have house dates, i'm going over again thurs night we're going to curl up on the couch and play twin peaks ep.s in the background while we fuck around

and she's offered to pay next time we go out for dinner

and getting on the internet is like the last thing i want to do when i'm with a woman. it wasn't always like that... last time i got tired of a g/f i used to wait for her to fall asleep then get on the computer and she finally got sick of it
stp trolling bob
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LVjNHtSyBMM/UECZQYyaUfI/AAAAAAAAEYc/RpBayCwlxd4/s1600/Twin%2BPeaks%2BFinal%2BEpisode%2B2.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

just gonna be making out with my husky larp gf while we watch twin peak dvds i have been saving for a speical occisiaon

[Autistic Spectrum]

only the best fake posts from bob

[maks]

speaking of stomplebane this is a perfect SB thread

such a thing does not exist

[blumpkin blownuts]

really dp
like i'm funny enough to just make up out of the blue a larping gf who dresses up like an elf

[maks]

stp trolling bob
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LVjNHtSyBMM/UECZQYyaUfI/AAAAAAAAEYc/RpBayCwlxd4/s1600/Twin%2BPeaks%2BFinal%2BEpisode%2B2.jpg

holy shit it's the midget from carnivale

[blumpkin blownuts]

i want all my garmonbozea

[maks]

stomple doesn't try to go ramen all over my ass, he's his own person. there's a difference

that's what you consider a person?

[Autistic Spectrum]

wanna join the big boy fake posters , well i'll i have to ask doli he sort of runs the racket around here, but this whole make out sessions to twin peak dvds with your husky larpping gf is a good start

[blumpkin blownuts]

did i mention her bra size is EE
you haven't lived until you've motorboated an elf

[Autistic Spectrum]

i honestly belive lisa fake posted everything, the abortion, the getting fired for trying to fuck childern the rape ,the whole fucking thing

[blumpkin blownuts]

i honestly belive lisa fake posted everything, the abortion, the getting fired for trying to fuck childern the rape ,the whole fucking thing

i honestly do too, nobody's live could be that sad if it was they sure as hell wouldnt post about it
but if i actually thought that was her real life it would depress the shit outta me so i choose not to otherwise i'd never laugh about someone getting raped

[plusle riot]

i believe everything i read on the internet now here comes my date, he's a french model and i met him online BONJOUR

[blumpkin blownuts]

i only believe the shit here i want to believe

[maks]

I can only laugh about lisa's rape because I know lisa, I know she deserved it and I hope it happens again.

[Autistic Spectrum]

well when people started talking to me asking me questions about my life after i statred posting i just clicked some radom facebook profile and have been that guy ever since, sure he knows, and guess what does not give a fuck, he's even got haylie lofton on his friends list as sort of a shout out to me,

[blumpkin blownuts]

well when people started talking to me asking me questions about my life after i statred posting i just clicked some radom facebook profile and have been that guy ever since, sure he knows, and guess what does not give a fuck, he's even got haylie lofton on his friends list as sort of a shout out to me,

i hope not
i've always loved the idea you're some ultra rich guy who posts at rubynet all day instead of gambling in monte carlo and driving ferraris

[Desolation]

and getting on the internet is like the last thing i want to do when i'm with a woman.

who else are you gonna brag to about your endeavors?

[blumpkin blownuts]

all the lonely losers at NA

[plusle riot]

a true gentleman never kisses and tells

[plusle riot]

i'm not a slut i just fuck a lot of guys~

[plusle riot]

ya, you just don't measure up but don't beat yourself up about it

[plusle riot]

20 yrs ago i was a child you fucking child molesting creep

[plusle riot]

no i'm not the same age as you so i would not have been the same age as you 20 yrs ago g-d you're a fucking sicko Shawn Cody bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig. you're such an internet predator

[Autistic Spectrum]

enroll now in monde's grooming school, learn how to get childern to turst you, then learn how to fuck them,

omegale 101 with your professor cody

kik 201 what is it and why do you need it - prof stomple bane

[plusle riot]

Shawn Cody bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig is a pedophile

[stalker virus]

will u guys relax i am dying over here

[stalker virus]

all of these omeagaul chats are killin me with laughter

[Gentleman Doli]

hopefully this also means the depletion of codey posts as he'll no longer have you to follow around with his tongue down the back of your trousers

lol

[jon]

a true gentleman never kisses and tells

[internutt]

i have eaten dandelion leaves as part of a salad and as a leaf wrap. theyre healthy and have a strong, bitter taste. my grandma used to make dandelion wine apparently but idk what it tastes like

[internutt]

youre a poor mans boobz, fuck off

[plusle riot]

its just like a poor man's table white wine, strawberry wine is poor man's blush, peach wine is poor man's chablis, blackberry wine is poor man's shiraz...



youre a poor mans boobz, fuck off

holy shit lmao

[plusle riot]

now youre sucking internutt's e-peen.

how the might do fall, and fall hard

just quoting this for anyone that already knows about internutt's and my history

[plusle riot]

Art thou enraged, my brother, for I style upon thee?

[plusle riot]

i was just embarrassed for you

[Gentleman Doli]

Codey is 100x worse than boobz

[plusle riot]

yeah he couldn't even afford a trumpet. he probably plays a kazoo and whittles wood

[plusle riot]

lol once upon a time a long time ago when i had a future more brighter than being a pleb housepainter living with my ex grannywife. the economy is bad, ppl just don't have the money to hire housepainters off of craigslist anymore. this is why i post on a 22hrs a day even though im unwanted. at least i can stick it to those posers online ha~!

[plusle riot]

i couldve been the voice of my generation witht hat gretsch but i had trailer rent i had to pay and thatcher's dead now

[plusle riot]

>implying i live in the city
i commute and it's tiring. i still get id'd all the time and am constantly told i look like i'm 20. not much to do around here anyway, i spring cleaned this weekend. think this forum needs a spring cleaning...anyway you need to quit being so resentful that i'm younger and more successful than you

[plusle riot]

posting 22hrs a day on this forum will do that to a man tho

[plusle riot]

i leave my shit on ad/ed too. you're missing the point, you physically posted all day today. i leave my shit afk too but eventually after 15 minutes it logs me out...you don't even log out, and if you do you sign right back in lol....and it's saaaad

[plusle riot]

i've seen you on the weekdays too and you're not much better. work must be real slow. maybe try posting in other categories on craigslist

[sex with dead people]

I hate it whenever i see people fighting with someone other than lisa on this forum

[plusle riot]

pls if it weren't for codey we wouldn't even have lisa

[plusle riot]

codey the OG lizard

[plusle riot]

you were the first lizard here and you will always remain a lizard. congratulations, you're a tier lower than boobz

[internutt]

once... i had a gretsch

[internutt]

before the lizards came...