think we have successfully chased away all the girls,

[Autistic Spectrum]

:handshake:

[Autistic Spectrum]

and mrs hyde is a women, not a girl so don't even start

[sex with dead people]

aber just posted...

[blumpkin blownuts]

at least there's still deso, if she'll forgive my philandering ass

[juji]

ugly women still posting here, some cutest women are gone

[Autistic Spectrum]

you would think that would matter on the internet, but seems the good looking girls are even more vapid

[abercrombie]

aber just posted...

:)

[Autistic Spectrum]

aber does not count,

[steveyos]

all the funny girl posters are at fjs

[steveyos]

girls at fjs:

1.

[steveyos]

I rest my case

[abercrombie]

aber does not count,

fe·male
/ˈfēmāl/
Adjective
Of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) that can...
Noun
A female person, animal, or plant.
Synonyms
adjective. feminine - womanly - womanlike
noun. woman - she - wife - lady - hen

[Autistic Spectrum]

still not convinced

[steveyos]

I'm pretty sure deso can lay eggs

[Desolation]

heyyyyyyyyyy

[Dustin]

anyone wana talk about trucks now that the woman are gone

[abercrombie]

I'm pretty sure deso can lay eggs

lol

[blumpkin blownuts]

i wanna brweak her eggs and smear them all over my face and tits

[macpro]

more time for this.

http://i.imgur.com/bCkFVoo.gif

[Autistic Spectrum]

next on the list to run off is marco

[Dustin]

more time for this.

http://i.imgur.com/bCkFVoo.gif

UHHEUUUHHHHHHHHHH GAY SEX YOU GOT ME

[steveyos]

fagsmut is my tumbler name

[steveyos]

and my name at the local gay bar

[rootbeer]

anyone wana talk about trucks now that the woman are gone

:bigrig:

[StompleB]

aber does not count,

moms don't count as girls man

[stalker virus]

also i don't do meth

[Autistic Spectrum]

ashley def does not count as a girl. she's a true bro

[rootbeer]

ashley def does not count as a girl. she's a true bro
u just friendzoned urself :stare:

[stalker virus]

where is imagination_x when u really need her

[Autistic Spectrum]

when i look up at the sky from my trailer park, i know she's doing the same, and i take deep comfort in that

[stalker virus]

gabi's kids are old enough to post online by now i'm sure

[rootbeer]

gabi's kids are old enough to post online by now i'm sure

going to be an interesting internet triangle when monde starts talking to them online

[Autistic Spectrum]

uncle monde bought me braces mommy,why my teeth seem fine to me

[Desolation]

Stalker is online and I'm not even wearing my Freed of London bridesmaids flats?! Talk about embarrassing!

[clay]

go find your alcoholics anonymous 2 week sobriety chip so you can show her you two have something in common

[Dustin]

clay post pictures of your car

[stalker virus]

yeah right like anyone who wasn't riddled with drug or alcohol addiction would ever post here :rolleyes:

[clay]

http://images1.americanlisted.com/nlarge/1993_ford_crown_victoria_lx_28577873.jpg

[Dustin]

good year good make but how big is your dick

[blumpkin blownuts]

addicts and alcoholics are very emotionally sensitive in general

[stalker virus]

i am listening to dashboard confessional right now and really feeling down about my life how bout you

[Desolation]

Who better to have a line of Godiva chocolate while watching Mean Girls on TBS bender than Sublime Virus?

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'm listening to this
6jBI1iiSTmI&autoplay=1

and trying to decide if i should make a freestyle dance playlist to bring over to my nerd girlfriend's house while we cuddle during the thunderstorms coming our way thursday nite

[blumpkin blownuts]

her sister and another girl lives there with her and her sister built a dance studio next to my gf's room, so if the beats too heavy for sex i wanna see if she can throw down the moves

[stalker virus]

how long have you known her/been dating her

[Blaze Master 420 #bout_it]

i love bad bitches, that's my fuckin problem

[lnopia the great]

bob just play some muchmusic dancemix95 and go to town

[blumpkin blownuts]

how long have you known her/been dating her

a week... we're already fooling around and exclusive
i know that's ridiculous but it just feels so right this time

[steveyos]

where is imagination_x when u really need her

oh man I remember her do you have her pics saved for elz's fjs presents forum babe colander

[steveyos]

going to be an interesting internet triangle when monde starts talking to them online

lol

[stalker virus]

idk making mixed tapes for someone you have been dating a week (as an adult) might be a little fast but who knows yall fuckin so maybe not

[steveyos]

yeah right like anyone who wasn't riddled with drug or alcohol addiction would ever post here :rolleyes:

actually besides weed I'll be straight edge as soon as I'm in a little better shape, and weed isn't a drug it's like a fruit or vegetable it's just good for you man

[Autistic Spectrum]

look how mad stalker viruis is that nobody makes her mix tapes

[steveyos]

i am listening to dashboard confessional right now and really feeling down about my life how bout you

if you're being serious tell me you're joking then at fjs please avoid the music section

[rootbeer]

actually besides weed I'll be straight edge as soon as I'm in a little better shape, and weed isn't a drug it's like a fruit or vegetable it's just good for you man

[steveyos]

look how mad stalker viruis is that nobody makes her mix tapes

I would make one right now to get her listening to real music if she's seriulsy dashboard faggornal

[stalker virus]

i am looking out for my good friend bob hugs

[blumpkin blownuts]

well i was just going to make a list on my mp3 player and plug that into her sister's stereo
we haven't fucked yet, we were going to on our third date (!) at her place but her period started so she had to settle for s'ing my d

[stalker virus]

actually besides weed I'll be straight edge as soon as I'm in a little better shape, and weed isn't a drug it's like a fruit or vegetable it's just good for you man

if you're being serious tell me you're joking then at fjs please avoid the music section

[Autistic Spectrum]

track 1: money by pink floyd
track 2: one Bourbon one Scotch one Beer - George Thorogood

[steveyos]

i am looking out for my good friend bob hugs

tell him to post at fjs

[rootbeer]

tell him to post at fjs

tell yourself to post at fjs

[steveyos]

if you're being serious tell me you're joking then at fjs please avoid the music section

knock it off

[blumpkin blownuts]

we keep talking about how we've both made mistakes moving too quickly before but we know how to push each other's hot buttons & can't seem to resist making each other cave

[stalker virus]

bob hugs please do not scare this girl off okay and maybe get her to post here heeeeh ^_^

[Autistic Spectrum]

marry her, this week

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am acutally an ordained minster, i can perform the wedding for a nomnial fee

[steveyos]

tell yourself to post at fjs

I'm dead serious I'm only posting here right now because I can't be funny and I don't want to fag up fjs with unfunny posts

[steveyos]

I can't even read matt's posts I feel like lisa took his account

[blumpkin blownuts]

bob hugs please do not scare this girl off okay and maybe get her to post here heeeeh ^_^

i'm doing my best. i haven't had to try really, she's finding out all my little quirks and so far she thinks it's cute or funny. she's a big nerd though... she's a LARP'er and dresses up like an elf. i am not fucking kiddign.

needless to say i will not be telling her i'm immortal.
if she knew i posted at a place like this i imagine she would get scraed

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm doing my best. i haven't had to try really, she's finding out all my little quirks and so far she thinks it's cute or funny. she's a big nerd though... she's a LARP'er and dresses up like an elf. i am not fucking kiddign.

needless to say i will not be telling her i'm immortal.
if she knew i posted at a place like this i imagine she would get scraed

oh god post a pic of her in her larp suit, blur out her face if you must

[Autistic Spectrum]

need to fap so fucking bad,,,

[blumpkin blownuts]

marry her, this week
she keeps making jokes about having me move in with her... at least i hope she's joking

[blumpkin blownuts]

oh god post a pic of her in her larp suit, blur out her face if you must

fuck no, go make fun of your own d&d girlfriend :mad:

[stalker virus]

oh man u gonna have a new roommate

[blumpkin blownuts]

she showed me her elf ears, they're metal and actually sorta hot

[lnopia the great]

she sounds like she might be retarded

[Autistic Spectrum]

ashley will agree to post the bald man pic of her bf if you post your girlfriend in a legangd of zelda suit

[steveyos]

I'm gonna pm matt right now and say mean things and you people don't even know the things I say in PM's I am the most brutal by far

[lnopia the great]

this is like that episode of arrested development where hea in love with a retard and everyone knows it but him

[stalker virus]

dp show me ur hot ex girlfriend baby mama who u will be payin child support to for the next decade

[blumpkin blownuts]

oh man u gonna have a new roommate

yeah i don't know about living with three girls

[Autistic Spectrum]

would still fuck charilzizei theon austim and all

[stalker virus]

is she still single :naughty:

[Autistic Spectrum]

everyone who dates larpers, and blad men must die

[Autistic Spectrum]

trade pics via pm, i don't care i just want to see some hot bitches in elf ears

[stalker virus]

yeah i don't know about living with three girls

wait at least a year man u need to spend four seasons with a person before u know how fucked up they really are

[blumpkin blownuts]

she sounds like she might be retarded

no she's just a d&d nerd, trekkie, etc
i usually don't like nerdy girls because they are messy and smell bad but this one takes very good care of herself

[Autistic Spectrum]

you got any pics of her in a captin picard suit and bald cap

[blumpkin blownuts]

wait at least a year man u need to spend four seasons with a person before u know how fucked up they really are

thanks that's good advice
marks is helping me through this too

[stalker virus]

dating advice by marks: animal lovers need not apply

[Autistic Spectrum]

please tell me she's into cosplay i need to fap so fucking bad

[blumpkin blownuts]

you got any pics of her in a captin picard suit and bald cap

i'm not posting pics of her to be made fun of dp
she already gets enough shit from people driving by the park and yelling out their windows at them when they are all out larping

[lnopia the great]

im looking at myself naked in a full length mirror and im pretty sexy i must say

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/LARPgeeks.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

please tell me she's into cosplay i need to fap so fucking bad

she makes costumes but dresses up like medival people, not like animals or anything creepy

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm not posting pics of her to be made fun of dp
she already gets enough shit from people driving by the park and yelling out their windows at them when they are all out larping

tell her i'm sorry because that's exactly what i would do if i saw larp people in a park

[stalker virus]

yeah i sorta got the same advice but only half as long from my aunt

maybe if u would have listened u wouldn't have had that samantha alt and weird ex wife alt for so long

[steveyos]

THESE POSTS ARE BORING

[Autistic Spectrum]

i saw that paul rudd movie role models about larpping i fell like i know your gf pretty well bob

[blumpkin blownuts]

steve i just admitted i'm dating a larper nothing pleases you anymore nothing makes you laugh there's seriously nothing that makes you happy and you know who else is like that? LISA

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.7dvt.com/files/moviereview-rolemodels.jpg

[stalker virus]

lisa is a dog troll and stevey thinks he is god troll

[blumpkin blownuts]

everybody thinks "oh it's bobhughes he's dating an '18' year old stripper who is cool and does drugs and is a beauty model" but i most admie a woman who isn't afraid to march to the beat of her own drum ok

[Autistic Spectrum]

aka she's an aspie

[blumpkin blownuts]

<--- defying expectations since 13.7 trillion B.C.

[Autistic Spectrum]

does she hve a job bob?

did you meet her at a drug addict meeting?

does she want to wear her elf suit when you fuck?

if you awnsered yes,no, and yes to those questions i think u 2 crazy kids will somehow make it

[blumpkin blownuts]

aka she's an aspie

:dinorage:

[blumpkin blownuts]

does she hve a job bob?

did you meet her at a drug addict meeting?

does she want to wear her elf suit when you fuck?

if you awnsered yes,no, and yes to those questions i think u 2 crazy kids will somehow make it

yes i think she has 3 maybe 4 part-time jobs her favorite one is the one where she wears a viking hat and sings on stage

no she is not a drug addict, i got sick of dating addicts they are all completely fucked except for me

no she doesn't want me to wear anything when we fuck

[Autistic Spectrum]

you could always ask her too

[Dustin]

is she cute

[blumpkin blownuts]

i have my kinks but i don't discuss them here. they don't involve costumes

[Autistic Spectrum]

get a burger king crown, next time she comes over wear it the whole time and when she asks you why, say you are trying to bond with her, then this is the most improntat part, fuck her with the crown on , she will think u are the king bob the fucking king

[blumpkin blownuts]

is she cute

looks like a young demi moore, except kinda fat with EE boobs

[Autistic Spectrum]

is she cute

he won't post a picture, he won't even ask her to post here with his friends.

[Autistic Spectrum]

looks like a young demi moore, except kinda fat with EE boobs

don't let garfiled near her

[blumpkin blownuts]

get a burger king crown, next time she comes over wear it the whole time and when she asks you why, say you are trying to bond with her, then this is the most improntat part, fuck her with the crown on , she will think u are the king bob the fucking king

i have natural vampire fangs they are the only prop i've ever needed for a kinky lover

[blumpkin blownuts]

don't let garfiled near her

i don't fucking plan on it, she would be right up his alley
and she likes girly men

[Dustin]

looks like a young demi moore, except kinda fat with EE boobs

:morph:

[Dustin]

that doesn't answer my question just post her picture were all friends here at rubynet

[Dustin]

its not like were going to judge you or some childish shit

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm sort of jealous i'll admit it,, you single lads, fucking husky larper girls you meet on the interent,

[stalker virus]

um lol you just called your girlfriend fat

[Autistic Spectrum]

um lol your fucking fat too ashley stfu

[Autistic Spectrum]

perfect ashley so pretty and such wit, every mans dream, no wonder she can't keep a guy for more than 5 months

[stalker virus]

god i am and it sucks fml

[Dustin]

bob come on

[stalker virus]

the only thing i need is for my boyfriend to log in and tell me how i'm a fat version of my big fat greek wedding actress

[Autistic Spectrum]

quick somebody make a mr. clean alt and post pics of teh fat lady from that movie

[stalker virus]

i really want to be the next samantha and cody

[lnopia the great]

that girl in your sig? The one in a bikini made of letters and numbers? Yeah thats my gf

[stalker virus]

stomple bane can be my cody

[stalker virus]

fyi my boyfriend is not bald at all or close but i hate talking about irl on this shit storm of a forum

[blumpkin blownuts]

um lol you just called your girlfriend fat

i like fat girls as long as they aren't real fat

[Autistic Spectrum]

holy shit you are right

http://blog.sundancenow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/greekwedding.jpg

[juji]

also i don't do meth

you never post your pics, im sure u fat jew lmao

[stalker virus]

elezark you never post pics, im sure u fat jew lmao

[stalker virus]

do you hear me

[Autistic Spectrum]

i was gonna make a pardoy thread today called

JUJI'S PODCAST HOUR and have a hour long blank mp3

but i am not a monster like some people around here

[stalker virus]

read my lips juju: u a bitch h4h4

[juji]

that's some jewish rage post

[Autistic Spectrum]

fyi my boyfriend is not bald at all or close but i hate talking about irl on this shit storm of a forum
it's too late , its rubynet lore, you or your bald ass boyfriend can do nothing to stop it

[stalker virus]

juju u are kind of pathetic and i dont understand why ppl let u waddle around

[Autistic Spectrum]

why, why did you have to point this out

http://www.filmcritic.com/assets_c/2010/02/My-Big-Fat-Greek-Wedding-thumb-560xauto-24905.gif?AMCN

[stalker virus]

it's too late , its rubynet lore, you or your bald ass boyfriend can do nothing to stop it

ya u right thats why i havent really denied it but w/e

[stalker virus]

i resemble her because i am greek irl.........

[juji]

juju u are kind of pathetic and i dont understand why ppl let u waddle around

do you mean me and you can't be friends?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i bet he's acutally a hipster and carry's around a typewriter ironcily to starbucks and wears skinny jeans,

[Autistic Spectrum]

you people have many fine diners and i vist them frequantly

[steveyos]

YAWN

[stalker virus]

do you mean me and you can't be friends?

sorry babe I'm gay I know I'm funny but I'm also gay, maybe if you get yourself a dick then we could spend the day, chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

[juji]

sorry babe I'm gay I know I'm funny but I'm also gay, maybe if you get yourself a dick then we could spend the day, chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

You know i can't even understand what you are saying

[Autistic Spectrum]

basically she is in love with you, your charms, and good humor have won her over, she is now ready to have cybersex with you on skype,

[stalker virus]

You know i can't even understand what you are saying

aww man damn shit what the fuck, now I'm pissed, plain bagels in the house turn the toaster on bitch

[lnopia the great]

shes gay dude theres no chance

[lnopia the great]

my phone cant keep up with these threads one minute im rocking a great post and the next im left in dust like chopped liver

[Autistic Spectrum]

reporting all these posts for breaking the mexicans with disabilities act

[StompleB]

http://i.imgur.com/f4qZtKw.gif

thx ash

[Autistic Spectrum]

here's your bald bf now

[juji]

aww man damn shit what the fuck, now I'm pissed, plain bagels in the house turn the toaster on bitch

calling yourself as gay in case you're a woman is an oxymoron

[stalker virus]

calling yourself as gay in case you're a woman is an oxymoron

do you mean me and you can't be friends?

[Autistic Spectrum]

owned,/thread

[juji]

do you mean me and you can't be friends?

That's my question, would you give a simple answer yes or no?

[Autistic Spectrum]

funny is a hard thing to conquer, do it while you're flowin might as well not bother, unless you're me,and I'm me, so the funny flows easily, from my awesome mind, right on time,

[timmy]

i got to page three after skipping a few thousand word posts and realizesd this thread is unreadable

[Autistic Spectrum]

all girls are gay

[stalker virus]

That's my question, would you give a simple answer yes or no?

maybe one day my reign of terror will stop, the fires of the sickburn smiley turn to ice and then drop, if you're havin thoughts like these then you better just stop, cause I'll drop, enough red rep to make your heart stop

[timmy]

bob has turned the 5000th thread into him and his imaginry autistic retard spastic girlfriend and people say my rawdog gimmick is annoying

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe one day my reign of terror will stop, the fires of the sickburn smiley turn to ice and then drop, if you're havin thoughts like these then you better just stop, cause I'll drop, enough red rep to make your heart stop

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't think he's gonna make up a fat larp girl he meet on match.com tim

[Autistic Spectrum]

auctally now that i think about it maybe u are right

[timmy]

i dont even know what that means i read like 4 of his posts then realiozed they needed to be skipped then realized people were replying to mostly bob then realized this thread is unreadable bye

[juji]

maybe one day my reign of terror will stop, the fires of the sickburn smiley turn to ice and then drop, if you're havin thoughts like these then you better just stop, cause I'll drop, enough red rep to make your heart stop

:awjeez: do you have an idea what are yes and no?

[blumpkin blownuts]

i got to page three after skipping a few thousand word posts and realizesd this thread is unreadable

short version i'm madly in love with a woman who gets in battles in the city park using foam swords and tennis balls (fireballs)

[juji]

holy shit i haven't seen this gif before

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/letter.gif

[timmy]

started out as a sweet subject abou death to all girl posters now its about some paraplegic girlfriend

[blumpkin blownuts]

bob has turned the 5000th thread into him and his imaginry autistic retard spastic girlfriend and people say my rawdog gimmick is annoying

lisa why does she have to be imaginary why can't you just be happy for me you hateful bitch

[timmy]

short version i'm madly in love with a woman who gets in battles in the city park using foam swords and tennis balls (fireballs)

you sicken me

[timmy]

lisa why does she have to be imaginary why can't you just be happy for me you hateful bitch

did you just call me a hateful bitch?

[Autistic Spectrum]

ruby's austim know's no bounds, really hope the troll squad makes an apperance in his new podcast

[blumpkin blownuts]

started out as a sweet subject abou death to all girl posters now its about some paraplegic girlfriend

where are you even getting this shit from, she's an athlete
what are you even mad about im the one waht should be mad at you right now you tattletelling little twink

[blumpkin blownuts]

did you just call me a hateful bitch?

you've always been a hateful bitch lisa, now give the real barry his acct back

[stalker virus]

:awjeez: do you have an idea what are yes and no?

my answer

http://i.imgur.com/AOM2zhn.jpg

[stalker virus]

jujubee dont u understand

[blumpkin blownuts]

you sicken me

wahhh cya at fjs

[juji]

as celebrity follower, in that case my unoriginal answer if i gave you a chance when you are incapable to answer simple words.


besides, my original answer would be "bitches can't rap"

[lnopia the great]

barry give your best gif that truely represents rawdog culture

[blumpkin blownuts]

dude no pic = no gf time stamp that shit and post it up son

i don't have a picture of her yet and if i did i wouldn't post it here she is very prominent in the local larp scene

[steveyos]

i dont even know what that means i read like 4 of his posts then realiozed they needed to be skipped then realized people were replying to mostly bob then realized this thread is unreadable bye

WWW.2fjs.com

[Autistic Spectrum]

i don't have a picture of her yet and if i did i wouldn't post it here she is very prominent in the local larp scene
now i know you are making this up

[steveyos]

you sicken me

[stalker virus]

you sicken me

[Autistic Spectrum]

you where just looking for an exusue to post the words local larp scene, i don't blame you for it, in fact i understand it better that you will ever know

[steveyos]

if lisa was posting this shit she'd be getting trolled this forum is so biast

[Autistic Spectrum]

no

[Autistic Spectrum]

it makes my stomach hurt when ashley owns people

[steveyos]

literally shining example as to why fjs exists


this shit is boring

[Autistic Spectrum]

fjs

[blumpkin blownuts]

you where just looking for an exusue to post the words local larp scene, i don't blame you for it, in fact i understand it better that you will ever know

so you think it's too good to be true? i cacth myself starting to wonder sometimes too but it just feels so right

[stalker virus]

steveyos and lisa are so similar it makes me physically ill to think that they will probably never meet because they are perfect for each other

[lnopia the great]

little fat black haired babys with gout that love getting raped

[blumpkin blownuts]

where'd you run off too barry i ain't finished with you ya lil fuck :raged:

[lnopia the great]

nah im just kiddin your bolth great

[sex with dead people]

This thread makes me want to kill everyone and rape their bodies

[timmy]

where'd you run off too barry i ain't finished with you ya lil fuck :raged:

i stopped reading your posts like i did in the first two pages of this thread, whats up?

[timmy]

This thread makes me want to kill everyone and rape their bodies

oh wendy... wish youi would "murder" and rape me :wink:

[sex with dead people]

My name isn't wendy you weirdo person.

[timmy]

My name isn't wendy you weirdo person.

stop getting so worked up jack or what ever the fuck your name is

[stalker virus]

fjs

[Autistic Spectrum]

tim is drunk, don't even talk to him, he's gonna regret alot of these posts come tommorw

[timmy]

wins again?

i think swdp';s real name is josh

[timmy]

and he gets mad as fuck when u call him wendy

[Autistic Spectrum]

the real killgreys stoped posting after i talked to her on im and she told me she was a girl after pretneding to be a guy for a year and made me promise not to tell anyone,i did not promise anything girls are fucking stupid

[timmy]

good job you chased a girl away:win:

[Autistic Spectrum]

what would you have done, gone on with her little charde day in and day out, knowing she has a vagina, while she makes nigger and dick jokes, i have a little thing called morals

[sex with dead people]

killed myself most likely tonight idk yet

[Autistic Spectrum]

everyone is really mean to everyone else since lisa left and they can't be mean to her, she was the glue that held this whole crazy thing together

[Dustin]

fjs