hannibal the hit new serial killer show,oh and btw hannibal has assburgers

[Autistic Spectrum]

he solves murders with austim, i am not making this up, i really watched this, it fucking ruled

[Camoron]

a whole new spin on the charatcer

[Autistic Spectrum]

they talked about the austic spectrum it was quite the shout out

[Camoron]

oh great theyer mkaing another Scary Movie, i cant wait, the last 5 of them were so funny

[Autistic Spectrum]

they like show this werid yellow tint and everything goes fuzzy then he can go back in time with his assburgers and see how people where killed, they made austim a super power,

[Camoron]

does he eat anyone

[Camoron]

id like to eat your dick with some fava beans and a nice kiante :whassup:

[Autistic Spectrum]

it seems young hanniable lector, is a high functioning austic, but is able to very closely relate to evyerone on the austic specturm all the way down to psyopath's, he over the course of what i hope is many many seasons will slide futher and futher down the austic specturm and into murder

[rubycalaber]

sounds like a rip-off of the sherlock reboot which is a rip-off of L from Death Note which is a rip-off of my life

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's acutally pretty good i was supsrised

[maks]

wasn't that the plot of monk

[Autistic Spectrum]

and bones, but they never called it out as assburgers, this show they put it all on the table

[Camoron]

every detective show these days has an autistic charatcer

[Camoron]

what we need is less autistic detectives/forensic analysts and more autistic serial murderers in fiction, we need to educate people on the dangers of autists, its called social responsiblity.

[maks]

my mom watches this one detective show with a girl who would be really hot if she wasn't all covered in fucking tattoos and shit. I think it's the same show where they stop hackers by both typing on one keyboard

[Autistic Spectrum]

that's ncis, all old people watch that show

[Autistic Spectrum]

this guy is in it, sadly the dog with sunglasses is not

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Summer_school_poster.jpg

[maks]

that's ncis, all old people watch that show

yeah that sounds about right. she was really pissed when all 9 law and orders got cancelled.

[rubycalaber]

dont forget gary from alphas and spensor from criminal minds AUTIE PRIDE WORLD WIDE


my mom watches this one detective show with a girl who would be really hot if she wasn't all covered in fucking tattoos and shit. I think it's the same show where they stop hackers by both typing on one keyboard

she's 44 irl lmao
http://media-cache-ec2.pinterest.com/192x/ef/58/81/ef58810b377f7c3a064174b103332fdf.jpg

[maks]

what we need is less autistic detectives/forensic analysts and more autistic serial murderers in fiction, we need to educate people on the dangers of autists, its called social responsiblity.

like adam lanza

[maks]

dont forget gary from alphas and spensor from criminal minds AUTIE PRIDE WORLD WIDE



she's 44 irl lmao
http://media-cache-ec2.pinterest.com/192x/ef/58/81/ef58810b377f7c3a064174b103332fdf.jpg

she looks fucking incredible for 44 tbh I would certainly give her the high hard one

[Autistic Spectrum]

Defective Detective
Dan: You're talking to yourself, Michael.
Raines: Dan, um, I appreciate the concern, but do you ever think that was maybe just my hook?
Dan: Your hook?
Raines: Yeah. I'm a, uh, a crazy detective. Look out, he's nuts! Wheee!
— Raines, "Meet Juan Doe"
The greatest challenges a detective faces aren't always a devious criminal or a really tough case — all those are a cakewalk compared to managing their personal life.
The genius ones are nerds with trouble getting along with people or worse, have anti-social or personality disorders. The hard-working ones are workaholics who let their family relationships slide because they're never home. The overworked and nervous ones dabble in drugs and court substance addictions (or blood.) The Film Noir detective and his descendants have terrible luck with women, who either end up dead, broken or distant; if he has a wife he may be cheating on her. And gods help him and his friends if some of the bad guys or associates that they helped put in the clink come back to haunt him.
In short, it's rare to have a detective as a main character in a dramatic story and have them not have at least one serious character flaw that's tangential to them actually working cases.

[rubycalaber]

I just watched it, high quality directing/score/acting but I've seen sooooooo many fucking shows about solving murders it's hard to care about the plot, although I'm glad they didn't pretend like the audience didn't know Hannibal is a serial killer, other than dp who seemed to think Graham was Hannibal

also I don't know why the fuck they think aspergers and autistics are on a spectrum with narcissist and sociopaths since the former are neural development disorders and the latter are personality disorders and they present in opposite ways

also also Mads Mikkelsen has a weird accent and mumbles a lot so every second thing he says is hard to hear Bane style

[Autistic Spectrum]

wait the guy with the magic austim powers was not haninaball lector

[Autistic Spectrum]

also i would not say i watched it persay more like it was on in the backround while i was smoking meth

[Autistic Spectrum]

narcissist specturm

[Autistic Spectrum]

the part where shit get's all yellow and his assburgers turns into a time machine owned

[rubycalaber]

no the aspie is the detective

Hannibal is played by the bad guy from Casino Royale
http://dapperism.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/madsmikkelsen.jpeg

[rubycalaber]

you can tell hes hannibal since they show him eating every 2 minutes

[steveyos]

Hannibal starring Pat Mannix

[steveyos]

Hannibal starring Pat Mannix

if anyone already made this joke you couldn't pay me to read a thread full of psots about dumb ass tv and movie shit

[Autistic Spectrum]

my ears only really perked up when they talked about assburgers and shit turned yellow

[steveyos]

the yellow is pat pissing into his own eyes

[Autistic Spectrum]

no the aspie is the detective

Hannibal is played by the bad guy from Casino Royale
http://dapperism.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/madsmikkelsen.jpeg

lol i honestly don't remeber him even being in it, morphoes from the matrix was in it, he was the apsipe's sage life coach

[rubycalaber]

he was only introcued half way through but making hannibal an aspie detective is not that far fetched knowing shitty adaptations now adays

morphues rules even though hes playing the exact same character from CSI :morph:

[Autistic Spectrum]

also wasn't jack crawford a white old man in the movies/books

[rubycalaber]

yeah but why cant a black guy play a white character are you racist or something

[always stevey]

Not watching.

[Autistic Spectrum]

what if i edit all the assburgers parts, and the magic austim powers into a sweet show, with hevay metal music playuing in the backround, will you watch my 3 mins youtube video then cat avatar guy

[Autistic Spectrum]

what if they replaced black people with white people in the fresh prince remake, bet there would an outcry heard around the world

[Lisa Claus]

narcissist specturmmaks

[Autistic Spectrum]

does that mean.... i'm off your ingore list :swoon:

[Autistic Spectrum]

i know she's clicking view post at the very least,

[Lisa Claus]

does that mean.... i'm off your ingore list :swoon:I took you off this morning

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya it's kind of hard to ingore me when i post since i make half the posts

[Lisa Claus]

ya it's kind of hard to ingore me when i post since i make half the postsand you seemed to have manage to make at least half of them about something other than me

I like your posts sometimes

when you aren't being a spamming dick about me

[Autistic Spectrum]

are you asking me out on a date lisa

[Lisa Claus]

are you asking me out on a date lisa*gets all coy*

[Gentleman Doli]

and you seemed to have manage to make at least half of them about something other than me

I like your posts sometimes

when you aren't being a spamming dick about me

Lisa

[Lisa Claus]

LisaGenital

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa and me have a very complex layered relationship that takes place entiriliey in the candy crew

[Lisa Claus]

lisa and me have a very complex layered relationship that takes place entiriliey in the candy crewyou posted in the same topic as me

if I was cody jr this would make you my real b/f

[Lisa Battery]

Hannibal rocked.

This should of been the 601 bump instead of the one about tax returns

[rubycalaber]

it's a shame it got canceled but then again I dont think they had the full rights to the silence of the lambs stories so it was probably for the best they wrapped everything up

[Lisa Battery]

Yeah I read they were going to try and bring it back for a season 4 if they could get another network to take it up and they were going to have Hannibal and Graham be gay but the cast moved on to other work so they can't really now and now they are saying it was cancelled because of illegal downloads like that 1/3 of people just illegally downloaded or streamed it like I did.... so in a way it's my fault, I killed Hannibal.

But in another way it ended so well, but it was so fucking good I just wanted more Mads Mikkelsen FOREVER

[Lisa Battery]

But I'm still upset about Carnivale being cancelled like 20 years ago

[rubycalaber]

what these stupid yids need to understand is people want to watch tv shows whenever they want not wait until it airs at a certain time which could be weeks away if you live not in clapistan and they need to just release everything instantly on netflix or even better a service like steam where you can just download the video file and not have to stream it, thats why netflix shows like house of cards or orange is the new nigger have such widespread word of mouth because people can actually view them when they want lmao

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Lol imagine cutting off lisa's face and wearing it on your own how scary that shit would be.

[rubycalaber]

ps lisa have you ever sexually fantasized about hannibal eating your flesh

I wish the show had some hot female killers so I could jerk off to it and not be gay

[Lisa Battery]

"Orange is the new nigger" lol

You're right though.

And they need to make money more through branding.

[Lisa Battery]

ps lisa have you ever sexually fantasized about hannibal eating your flesh

I wish the show had some hot female killers so I could jerk off to it and not be gay

No. I would want to eat him instead. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmads Mmmmmmmmmikelsen mmmmmmunch.

Scully was pretty good in it.

[Lisa Battery]

Lol imagine cutting off lisa's face and wearing it on your own how scary that shit would be.

It would be a vast improvement for you.... even after 2 weeks of rot.

[Lisa Battery]

Dp I always loved you the most, scarecrow too.

[Lisa Battery]

Looks like True Detective season 3 is cancelled too.

[rubycalaber]

that's a shame season 1 was so good

me when I go on /pol/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RfUj09pWfM