Lisa AKA Histrionic Personality Disorder

[juji]

Histrionic personality disorder

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder


Is defined by the American Psychiatric Association as a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive emotionality and attention-seeking, including an excessive need for approval and inappropriately seductive behavior, usually beginning in early adulthood. These individuals are lively,dramatic, vivacious, enthusiastic, and flirtatious. HPD affects four times as many women as men.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa seeks and finds negttive attn here, but you know who's at fault jsut as much, all of us, cause we give it to her,

[maks]

it doesn't even matter what disorder she has, she's fucking batshit crazy which means I have a real chance to push her over the edge and make her commit suicide if you guys would quit randomly being nice to her

[always stevey]

I demand this thread be closed at once!

[Autistic Spectrum]

mtic is right, if eveyrone just ingores lisa, she will go away and find some where else on the interent to get bashed in,

[Autistic Spectrum]

hate dumpuster lisa, the fucking worst person on earth

[Lisa Claus]

no fuckwit

that would describe cody jr

I have borderline and I do not seek your fucking approval

[Lisa Claus]

mtic is right, if eveyrone just ingores lisa, she will go away and find some where else on the interent to get bashed in,make another 200 posts about me dp and see if that helps with your Lisa obsession

[juji]

A mnemonic that can be used to remember the characteristics of histrionic personality disorder is "PRAISE ME":

Provocative (or seductive) behavior
Relationships are considered more intimate than they actually are
Attention-seeking
Influenced easily
Speech (style) wants to impress; lacks detail
Emotional lability; shallowness

Make-up; physical appearance is used to draw attention to self
Exaggerated emotions; theatrical

[always stevey]

Join my cawk Army, Lisa!

[Autistic Spectrum]

you seek negtive attn, can you even read, you seek out to be fucking hated, and you know why because that's how you learned to love, your family fuckinga hated you when you where little and now it's the only way you know how to connect with people

[always stevey]

make another 200 posts about me dp and see if that helps with your Lisa obsession

MAKE ANOTHER 200 POSTS ABOUT MAKING 200 POSTS ABOUT YOU! POSTS ABOUT POSTS, NIGGA!

[maks]

nobody ever makes threads about me

[Autistic Spectrum]

please change mitc's name to bush pig

[Lisa Claus]

A mnemonic that can be used to remember the characteristics of histrionic personality disorder is "PRAISE ME":

Provocative (or seductive) behavior
Relationships are considered more intimate than they actually are
Attention-seeking
Influenced easily
Speech (style) wants to impress; lacks detail
Emotional lability; shallowness

Make-up; physical appearance is used to draw attention to self
Exaggerated emotions; theatricalnone of that describes me

mind you did you know that you are GulDucat's b/f? She said you were, she thinks everyone here is.

go back to the drawing board juji

[always stevey]

You shift emotions like you shift internet dicks.

[Autistic Spectrum]

your right

[Lisa Claus]

nobody ever makes threads about meI used to

a LOT

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa you are right about all of it, i'm sorry, why did me or anyone else ever not see this before, god i've been so blind your right thank you for bringing me to the truth, thanks lisa, THANK YOU

[always stevey]

Who does she think she is anyway?

[juji]

Who does she think she is anyway?

Lisa bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig

[blumpkin blownuts]

I used to

a LOT

lmao, can we get a big WHOOPTY-FUCKIN-DOO

[always stevey]

Meltdown imminent.

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.ffunny.com/uploads/2013/01/5NeX1Gv.jpg

[Howard Dean]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgnhlRjgi1qfmhx8o1_1317595923_cover.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MNMFBGm.jpg

[Lisa Claus]

lmao, can we get a big WHOOPTY-FUCKIN-DOOuh yeeeeeeeeeeeah okaaaaaaaaaaaay

I don't know

can you?

I mean this is pretty exciting

[Autistic Spectrum]

howward dean you wannna weigh in on this whole lisa thing for us

[always stevey]

uhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright

[Lisa Claus]

lisa you are right about all of it, i'm sorry, why did me or anyone else ever not see this before, god i've been so blind your right thank you for bringing me to the truth, thanks lisa, THANK YOU*yawn*

right about what dp?

[Lisa Claus]

howward dean you wannna weigh in on this whole lisa thing for ushave you made a post that wasn't about me today dp?

what is it you are seeking?

[Autistic Spectrum]

your heart lisa, your acutaly heart on a plate, i want to fucking kill u irl

[Lisa Claus]

or do you just want to be one of the gang? The cody and cody jr obsess about Lisa through various forums gang

oh the excitement for a dull mind

Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa

[Autistic Spectrum]

yes you found me out i long for cody and cody jr accpecentce and will do anything to get it

[Lisa Claus]

your heart lisa, your acutaly heart on a plate, i want to fucking kill u irlyeah ok

do you charge for this headspace of yours I take up there?

[Howard Dean]

She's certainly no Lisa Cohen

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm iming ashley right now, she's got the night shift, i can only own you for so long every day

[Howard Dean]

She's certainly no Lisa Bonet

[Lisa Claus]

yes you found me out i long for cody and cody jr accpecentce and will do anything to get itwell I don;t know what either of them are posting because I have them on ignore

but I can only imagine it literally all revolves around me as your posts are doing

you hang out with the cool kids in here dp, cody and cody jr

[Howard Dean]

She's certainly no Lisa Covendale

[maks]

She's certainly no Lisa Lisa Cult Jam

[Autistic Spectrum]

do lisa simpsosns next hoard dean

[Howard Dean]

She's certainly no Lisa Klein

[Howard Dean]

She's certainly no Lisa Fernandez

[rootbeer]

historic poster disorder

[Howard Dean]

tbh there arent many famous lisas

[rootbeer]

tbh there arent many famous lisas

the mona lisa?

[Howard Dean]

She's certainly no Lisa, Mona

[Autistic Spectrum]

do lisa simpsosns next hoard dean

[rootbeer]

she smiled at me

[Howard Dean]

She's certainly no LISA NEEDS BRACES

[juji]

Is Lisa as kid who cries in Candle Cove in 70's?

[Howard Dean]

is that the one where there was static on the tv and he really wass a ghost the whole time

[blumpkin blownuts]

She's certainly no LISA NEEDS BRACES

DENNAL PLAN!

[Autistic Spectrum]

She's cerenlity no lisa slurry

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/pictures/onetimers/lisa-slurry.png

[blumpkin blownuts]

She';s no Lisa Kudrow

[Autistic Spectrum]

acuatlly she prob is as close to lisa's slsurry as we are gonna get

[Lisa Claus]

She's certainly no Lisa, MonaI know a lot of artists... well at least used to when I actually went outside and interacted with people

there is an oil painting of me and it is called "Moaning Lisa"

[Lisa Claus]

Is Lisa as kid who cries in Candle Cove in 70's?you're a strange little man juji

[Howard Dean]

oh man how could i forget the kudes

[Autistic Spectrum]

please post your ponragaigc oil painting

[blumpkin blownuts]

She's no Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories

[Howard Dean]

please dont i am at work

[juji]

is that the one where there was static on the tv and he really wass a ghost the whole time

Yes, this creepypasta disturbed me

[rootbeer]

please dont i am at work

dad i told you to stop posting from my rubycalaber.com account!

[Autistic Spectrum]

the moaning lisa now hangs in the 50 dollor for two hour hotel room she has her bi-weekly gang bangs in

[Lisa Claus]

Yes, this creepypasta disturbed meI'm so fucking curious about you

[Autistic Spectrum]

welp it was nice knowing you elz,

[Howard Dean]

someone write a creepypasta about lisas vagina

[DrHundos]

it was the day after lisas abortion and lisa was feeling sick so she took some cough syrup and mixed it up with some sprite in a styrofoam cup, a modern alchemical concoction known colloquially as purple drank
she gripped n sipped and after she sap she got sicker and then felt something kick her so she went to see dr hundos escobar to see if the removal of her unborn fetus child went according to plan
"Help me Dr Hundos Escobar I feel like shit maybe ive made a mistake" said lisa
"I would say youve probably made quite a few in your lifetime but damn that ass is fat"
"thank you doctor"
then there was a loud scratching sound and lisa got scared but it was just a tree branch being blown up against the window by the wind outside
"just relax and lie back" said dr hundos escobar as he put on his welding mask and insulated rubber gloves, then he spread lisas legs and A SKELETON POPPED OUT

[rootbeer]

it was the day after lisas abortion and lisa was feeling sick so she took some cough syrup and mixed it up with some sprite in a styrofoam cup, a modern alchemical concoction known colloquially as purple drank
she gripped n sipped and after she sap she got sicker and then felt something kick her so she went to see dr hundos escobar to see if the removal of her unborn fetus child went according to plan
"Help me Dr Hundos Escobar I feel like shit maybe ive made a mistake" said lisa
"I would say youve probably made quite a few in your lifetime but damn that ass is fat"
"thank you doctor"
then there was a loud scratching sound and lisa got scared but it was just a tree branch being blown up against the window by the wind outside
"just relax and lie back" said dr hundos escobar as he put on his welding mask and insulated rubber gloves, then he spread lisas legs and A SKELETON POPPED OUT
:badone:

[Gentleman Doli]

it was the day after lisas abortion and lisa was feeling sick so she took some cough syrup and mixed it up with some sprite in a styrofoam cup, a modern alchemical concoction known colloquially as purple drank
she gripped n sipped and after she sap she got sicker and then felt something kick her so she went to see dr hundos escobar to see if the removal of her unborn fetus child went according to plan
"Help me Dr Hundos Escobar I feel like shit maybe ive made a mistake" said lisa
"I would say youve probably made quite a few in your lifetime but damn that ass is fat"
"thank you doctor"
then there was a loud scratching sound and lisa got scared but it was just a tree branch being blown up against the window by the wind outside
"just relax and lie back" said dr hundos escobar as he put on his welding mask and insulated rubber gloves, then he spread lisas legs and A SKELETON POPPED OUT

epic brocoli win

[Autistic Spectrum]

borclllli!!!!!!!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER

[DrHundos]

why are people calling me broccoli god DAMN nobody called me Hugh Jackman when my avatar was Hugh Jackman from The Fountain

[Autistic Spectrum]

ask cat avatar guy, he knowss

[Autistic Spectrum]

worst thing you could do brocliiii, you moved up a posting teir, all thanks to your avatar, keep it forever

[DrHundos]

god damn it

[Autistic Spectrum]

you will be forever remebered for your brocliii avatar that plays the bass guitar

[maks]

why is everyone picking on dr hundos escobar I think he's pretty cool

[Gentleman Doli]

why is everyone picking on dr hundos escobar I think he's pretty cool

you also think that about codey and the cat avatar guy,

[maks]

you also think that about codey and the cat avatar guy,

The day will come when I'm the last guy left defending you.

[Gentleman Doli]

The day will come when I'm the last guy left defending you.

lol not rly becaus im actualy funny and not a painfuley boring 401k posting racist house painter

[Gentleman Doli]

first they game for the codey, and i did not speak up, because i was not a fag, then they came for the cat avtarag uy, and i did not speak up, because i was not a cat avatar guy, then they came for the rootbeer rep, and i did not speak up, because i did not give a fuck about rep lol, and then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up for mme,

[rootbeer]

first they game for the codey, and i did not speak up, because i was not a fag, then they came for the cat avtarag uy, and i did not speak up, because i was not a cat avatar guy, then they came for the rootbeer rep, and i did not speak up, because i did not give a fuck about rep lol, and then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up for mme,

wow spot on 10/10 for reals no irony

[Autistic Spectrum]

first they game for the codey, and i did not speak up, because i was not a fag, then they came for the cat avtarag uy, and i did not speak up, because i was not a cat avatar guy, then they came for the rootbeer rep, and i did not speak up, because i did not give a fuck about rep lol, and then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak up for mme,

[steveyos]

is that some sort of movie quote or something

[steveyos]

idk what's worse, lisa, or you people quoting stupid tv shows and movies

[Gentleman Doli]

idk what's worse, lisa, or you people quoting stupid tv shows and movies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Niem%C3%B6ller

[rootbeer]

steveyos....

[steveyos]

Hitler

[steveyos]

steveyos....

I'm sorry but I'm not even into video games don't turn it into something personal

[steveyos]

oh this isn't even the scarlet blade thread what then

[rootbeer]

how did u not know what that post was referencing? read a book or something man

[Gentleman Doli]

Ah, the 90s. Great games, great laughs, great times

[rootbeer]

90's Holocaust

[steveyos]

I don't read books and dont' care about history, so what some guy did something in the past it's always the same shit they either killed a bunch of people or tried to save people from being killed, people suck, I'm not interested in any of it

[steveyos]

and then dumb fucking religion is always involved boring stupid

[steveyos]

history? more like plain bagel

[Autistic Spectrum]

burn all the books, ddos wikipeida, fuck what happend before and who cares what's gonna happen next, GOUT LIFE

[steveyos]

dp getting genuinely upset

[rootbeer]

yogo
you only gout once

[steveyos]

it's all fun and games until I :dc: about fiction, books, and history, then this shit gets real. anyway hope lisa kills herself lol ytmnsfw bitch

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya pretty raged, well such is life

[steveyos]

does yolo stand for you only live once I don't know where yolo came from either am I a horrible person for not knowing the history ont hat too also never listened to gangnam style and have never ever watched a single anime in my entire life

[Gentleman Doli]

Plain bagel, and the epic variation on the plain bagel meme crafted by codey moldy bagel, basicaly represents the best of tehse forums. Its funey as fuck, its epic, its win, its basically all the good shit packaged into one insult. Oh whats that? Want some creme cheese? Cause your gonna need it Plain bagel.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ahsley said it best, stevey's sickest burn have to do with food because he's fat and eats alot of food, :Sickestburn:

[Gentleman Doli]

Ashley has burned many an unsunspecting psoter, she comes at you and its like its a girl, how cute, I liek girls and I like boobs, and then bam theres an gif from one of Tvs most beloved sitcoms, and what the fcuk are you going to do

[Autistic Spectrum]

i printed out her gif she quoted one of my posts once, so i could rip it up,

the gif did not even animate on my printer paper, i cried more than once that night

[steveyos]

this is getting boring and generic fix it or let it die

[Autistic Spectrum]

sorry stevey this lisa thread by the deaf mexican kid who posts here will never die, this is history right here, your childernes, childensrens childern will be copying and pasting posts from this thread into there school reports, you can't stop history stevey, cause it allready happend

[steveyos]

ok but I never have and never will watch anime unless you count hentai clips on xivdeos then sure I've watched literally minutes of anime

[DrHundos]

burn all the books, ddos wikipeida, fuck what happend before and who cares what's gonna happen next, GOUT LIFE

YOLO

[Lisa Claus]

*puts steveyos on ignore*

there, that's 5,000 less retard posts about me I'll have to look at in every topic

[always stevey]

*makes post # 201 about Lisa*

Lisa

[sex with dead people]

*puts steveyos on ignore*

there, that's 5,000 less retard posts about me I'll have to look at in every topic
Or you could just fuckin leave and stop being a whiney bitch about it.

[Lisa Claus]

Or you could just fuckin leave and stop being a whiney bitch about it.shut up

[sex with dead people]

shut up

I'm trying to help you before they make you kill yourself and i don't want that to happen because you're my pal.

[sex with dead people]

I haven't shit in 5 days wtf

[Lisa Claus]

I haven't shit in 5 days wtfapparantly I do my shits on the floor of steveyos forum because I posted there once

[sex with dead people]

If you ever need a place to stay irl you can come stay with me for free and i'll even give you your own computer and we can still talk online or whatever

[Lisa Claus]

If you ever need a place to stay irl you can come stay with me for free and i'll even give you your own computer and we can still talk online or whateverI'll need instructions on how to use your washing machine before I will even consider that

[Autistic Spectrum]

If you ever need a place to stay irl you can come stay with me for free and i'll even give you your own computer and we can still talk online or whatever

what's your mom's instant message name

[sex with dead people]

Not gonna respond to any of you...just make up something for answers

[Autistic Spectrum]

fatmom38

[Autistic Spectrum]

dp:hey wendy gave me this name, i need to talk about your daugher, with you i'm worried
fatmom38: wendy who?
dp:your daughter wendy.
fatmom38:oh my fat daughter wendy, oh ok, what can i help you with. did wendy talk to you? she knows she's not allowed to talk to anyone other than me.
dp:listen i don't want to get wendy in trouble,but, i don't know how to put this,
fatmom38:it's fine go ahead, i am used to being disappointed by my daughter. just look at her, it's nothing new,
dp:ya she's fucking gay lol
fatmom38:lol

[sex with dead people]

My mom wouldn't spell that well

[Autistic Spectrum]

fatmom38

[Autistic Spectrum]

it was the day after lisas abortion and lisa was feeling sick so she took some cough syrup and mixed it up with some sprite in a styrofoam cup, a modern alchemical concoction known colloquially as purple drank
she gripped n sipped and after she sap she got sicker and then felt something kick her so she went to see dr hundos escobar to see if the removal of her unborn fetus child went according to plan
"Help me Dr Hundos Escobar I feel like shit maybe ive made a mistake" said lisa
"I would say youve probably made quite a few in your lifetime but damn that ass is fat"
"thank you doctor"
then there was a loud scratching sound and lisa got scared but it was just a tree branch being blown up against the window by the wind outside
"just relax and lie back" said dr hundos escobar as he put on his welding mask and insulated rubber gloves, then he spread lisas legs and A SKELETON POPPED OUT

broicii avatar guy,,

[steveyos YOLO]

Maybe some of her dead baby is still stuck up in there rotting her body causing the brown discoloration

[rootbeer]

im telling fatmom38

[Autistic Spectrum]

dp: hey fatmom38, long time no see
fatmom38:uhhhhhhh

[rootbeer]

:butt: i think wendy needs a spanking for all this internet trash talking

[steveyos YOLO]

Did rooty ever vote in that topic yet

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol no he did not

[Autistic Spectrum]

Did rooty ever vote in that topic yet

you should make a poll about him voting in the poll

[always stevey]

Histrionic personality disorder

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder


Is defined by the American Psychiatric Association as a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive emotionality and attention-seeking, including an excessive need for approval and inappropriately seductive behavior, usually beginning in early adulthood. These individuals are lively,dramatic, vivacious, enthusiastic, and flirtatious. HPD affects four times as many women as men.