A BRAND NEW PODCAST SERIES! The Teknorat & Ruby Show! Episode 1!

[rubycalaber]

Episode 01 - We Masturbate Next To Our Sisters (http://content.teknoratandruby.com/episode01.mp3)
^ click for the funniest thing you've heard since, well, two days ago when you watched my dayz trailer

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/TeknoratAndRuby_zps05984a7c.png:original

the early reviews are in! see what the biggest names in internet humor have to say about the greatest comedy duo in history!

"I have some cum in my panties now because of that" - nyeusigrube, an actual girl in real life

"im listening to you talk about how you finger your ass" - Max Goldberg, CEO of YTMND.com

"have you ever felt so ashamed to know someone that you wanted to kill yourself and/or that person you are ashamed of" - snaxe, master hacker

summary for elezzzark I'm sorry m8 maybe one day someone will make a full transcript: in this episode we introduce ourselves, the most interesting things about me being that I perform auto-fellatio and want to fuck my sister, we discuss the first times we masturbated and ejaculated, teknorats idea for a "clean arsehole lottery", the time he trolled me good and proper, then for the first time ever in podcasting history I post a megathread LIVE on air well not really live or on air for extremely high octane internetting action (http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?6986-Generic-Ruby-DayZ-Videos-Trailer) and when teknorat watches my groundbreakingly epic DayZ trailer video that has gone megaviral and is currently doing iron man numbers he is astounded by how I have actually made DayZ look cool and have actually managed to make something funny for once and I read out a highly accurate General Doli post so if you make good enough goodones maybe one day you will have the honor of being featured on a podcast and then we have our first and only bit of structure where we hear about and discuss a recent news article about a nigger abortionist whos been murdering babies (http://cnsnews.com/news/article/abortionist-joked-baby-big-enough-walk-around-me-or-walk-me-bus-stop)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/DSC_00019_zps3a2f5064.jpg
I reference a terror baby post and then we discuss the non stop comedy that is circumcision and how blacks molest kids and serial kill more than whites its just that no one fucking cares because thats normal black behavior and finally I announce the winner of the social experiment at the end of my last thread where we asked you to prove if you actually read my threads by saying a special codeword and the only one who managed that was *drum roll* BARRY POT HEAD!!! tune in to hear his extremely special shout out!

[Autistic Spectrum]

sorry man you cuold not get lisa, would have prob been a great pod cast,

[Gentleman Doli]

megaviral

156 views

[Autistic Spectrum]

you sound like a wanker m8

[blumpkin blownuts]

you should do like a cnn crossfire type show where there's like a panel of cynics arguing with, say... me, talking about immortality and all the ramifications and how immortals face the greatest difficulties when interacting with mortals

[Autistic Spectrum]

talk about the place to get the best fish and chips in glascow,

[Autistic Spectrum]

technokrat's gay accents melds in with your gay accent and i can't fucking tell who's saying what and to who, i had to stare at an american flag for like 5 mins aftewards just to get my bearings back

[Autistic Spectrum]

OY YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM M8 YOU LOOKING TO GET YOUR FUCKING JIMMY'S RUSTLED

[Autistic Spectrum]

wtf, ruby your sister, does she have any idea that oyu fucking jerk off into her socks drawer and shit

[Autistic Spectrum]

god dammit GOD DAMMIT, this mp3.... this fucking mp3, ruby is now talking about the time he jerked off when he was 11 for like 20 mins, god dammit

[Gentleman Doli]

lmao this podcast owns..

[blumpkin blownuts]

how long is this shit

[blumpkin blownuts]

this makes me wish i had a sister

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's an hour, totally worth it,,,,,, m8

[Autistic Spectrum]

fast forwad to 22 mins if you want to hear ruby talk about fingering his asshole with his gross yellow 12 inch fingernails

[juji]

5'd

[Autistic Spectrum]

5'd

wtf

[juji]

I didn't 10'd until they release a script

[Autistic Spectrum]

ruby spend the next 3 weeks transcirpting this nigger faggot podcast so he can get a 10 from elz

[Autistic Spectrum]

i honestly can not belive i spent an hour listening to that,

[Autistic Spectrum]

hello my name is tecohonkrate, i'm totally normal untill you bring up the subject of niggers, then watch the fuck out

[Autistic Spectrum]

THE KEYWORD IS NIGGER, as in ruby is a limey nigger m8

[juji]

Teknorat needs to understand Nigger is not a race, is a behavior

[juji]

What if Lisa meets Teknorat? must be perfect aussie couple

[Autistic Spectrum]

he would knock her up and kill the baby just for the lulz

[Autistic Spectrum]

and scream NIGGER DEATH in the waiting room at the abortion clicnice, epicc,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?7094-A-BRAND-NEW-PODCAST-SERIES!-The-Teknorat-amp-Ruby-Show!-Episode-2!

[Desolation]

i went out for my walk and listened to the whole damn thing - really, really enjoyed it. Laughed out loud a bunch of times. The nigger part was a little 2edgy4me but still made me smile. Ruby and Tek have surprisingly sterling charisma together. Quality banter, can't wait for the next one.

[steveyos]

megaviral

156 views

I just laughed so hard is that really the views

[steveyos]

technokrat's gay accents melds in with your gay accent and i can't fucking tell who's saying what and to who, i had to stare at an american flag for like 5 mins aftewards just to get my bearings back

^best post 2013

[steveyos]

"im listening to you talk about how you finger your ass" - Max Goldberg, CEO of YTMND.com



any other time this would be a joke quote, it's a fuxcking real quote.

[steveyos]

I'll join you soon ruby in fact we'll do a test run I wanna see if I can do this while out in the woods until I buy a house

[steveyos]

maybe the test run will turn into the real thing it depends rhode island sucks there's no where I can go to scream nigger without getting kicked out but there's this cemetery across the street from a school with a school a tiny bit down the road I think I'll be able to go there and not get kicked out and I'll be relaxing by a pond and trees it's a real nice place to scream nigger for an hour IF I have a good enough connection and it can't waste all my data I need to listen to slacker radio

[Lisa Claus]

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............... if you could only see my face while I'm listening to this... a mixture of horror and disgust and confusion.

[Autistic Spectrum]

uou should have let ruby interview you about your rape/abortion, you fucked up again lisa, can yo do anything right

[Autistic Spectrum]

I'll join you soon ruby in fact we'll do a test run I wanna see if I can do this while out in the woods until I buy a house

are you living in the woods right now stevey, are you stealing wifi from park rangers??

[Lisa Claus]

uou should have let ruby interview you about your rape/abortion, you fucked up again lisa, can yo do anything rightno

I dodged a bullet

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa i will do a half an hour podcast with you, we can work though alot of your problems , hit me up a time when you can do it, i am free tommorw for a coupel hours

[Lisa Claus]

lisa i will do a half an hour podcast with you, we can work though alot of your problems , hit me up a time when you can do it, i am free tommorw for a coupel hoursI don't think you are a good person and I will not play with you

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am not a good person lisa, i'm the best person , tommorw it is then

[blumpkin blownuts]

lisa i'm the only person who's offered to help you while wanting nothing in return
let's have a therapy session, just you and me, recorded for posterity

[Autistic Spectrum]

bob can be our speical guest, hes a medical docgtor

[Autistic Spectrum]

The lisa hour, with your host, Autism

[steveyos]

matt I tried with her too, hell I was gonna let her post at fjs and ban anyone who said anything mean to her

but she's not into that, you know it, I know it, both of us want to be super heroes but we can't change everything

[Lisa Claus]

http://i.imgur.com/Aa8XQfb.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

She needs more than therapy. I wanna chain her down, dose her up with scopolamine & hyoscyamine and give her ECT's

[blumpkin blownuts]

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[Gentleman Doli]

http://i.imgur.com/Aa8XQfb.jpg

Oh fuck yes. I just wanked one off.

[Lisa Claus]

This podcast is probably the worst thing I've ever listened to in my life.

I'm going to go listen to the next one now.

[steveyos]

This podcast is probably the worst thing I've ever listened to in my life.

I'm going to go listen to the next one now.

wait until you hear eminem, now that is noise pollution

[Autistic Spectrum]

ruby having to sticky his own threads,,, you really are spsonsered by fjs,,

[rubycalaber]

I tried to sticky your thread too but... well...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/validthreads_zps000e6d13.png:original

[Autistic Spectrum]

that happens if lisa posts in a thread

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa's baby haunts it and you can't do anything but runnnn

[Dustin]

i broke my dick or something

[Garfield]

i downloaded thse to listen to in my car while i drive to and from work the only place i ever drive to by my self. so ill probably finish these a little closer to the end of 2014 ill let you know what i think then.