Generic Ruby DayZ Videos Trailer

[rubycalaber]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghz3aIN_tak

4 MONTHS OF INTENSE GAMING... 8 MONTHS AFTER I STOPPED PLAYING BECAUSE IM LAZY... 15 MINUTE LONG ON AVERAGE VIDEOS... 16 FEATURE LENGTH MOVIES WORTH OF FOOTAGE... 23 MEGATHREADS... 42 GAMING SESSIONS... 108 CONFIRMED KILLS... POSTED EVERY WEDNESDAY... IT ALL STARTS APRIL 10TH
don't know what DayZ is? well A-list poster General Doli is happy to explain!


*smriks very wide* Ye,s, I do play the hiking simulator game and I fckng love it. Its so much fun to press th walk button for fifty minutes and then get shot at and die imediately and tehn watch other ppl walk around. Its realims

I've figured out that the secret of getting youtube views is the phrase "Let's Play" so I'll be using that in the titles of my videos and also the fact that I can call them "Ruby's" means I'll trick horny teenage boys into clicking thinking it's made by a girl and they can't say shit about me misleading them because I've been using that name for 11 years so I'm predicting these videos are going to do iron man numbers and do you know what the secret to getting replies on the forums is? collages!!! if you're not included its either because you don't post enough or you post too much and I fucking hate you, have fun guessing which!

since this forum sucks click the image to view it in full size and enjoy still only taking up a few pixels because you're a no name n00blet
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/d7ce1e7d-b2ad-4e5f-9528-bd59eb1392ba_zps72488e42.jpg:original (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/d7ce1e7d-b2ad-4e5f-9528-bd59eb1392ba_zps72488e42.jpg:original)
main characters: Rubycalaber as Rick , Teknorat as Shane , barrypothead as Daryl, StompleB as Glenn, m0nde as Dale, Desolation as Lori, Clay (not the snickerz addled one) as Carl, ascii_genitals as Andrea, Steveyos as Himself, zombies: drunkpuppies, rootbeer, dcent, lnopia the great, stalker virus, ramen, Obnoxious Bitch, F4, clay (the snickerz addled one) jon, radi0volta, mrs. hyde, Camoron, Lexi Persimmons, internut, Lisa, skirzach, UofLCardfan08, Howard Dean, GulDucat, TheElJoe, boobz, hiroshima, elezzzark, siburke939, Warhol, General Doli, cberry, iwascruel, Alsto, fanfare, sex with dead people, garfield, Cody, bob hughes, maks, Plug Drugs, Dustin

This thread is officially sponsored by The Legendary FJS Crew™ forums, created by CEO of FJS Industries™ Steven "The God Troll™" Yelle, the online community where the comedy stops when the weed runs out: never™. Register now on http://forums.thelegendaryfjscrew.com to be apart of the international phenomenon... if you think you're funny enough!

Our second official sponsor is Podcast Gaiden (http://podcastgaiden.tumblr.com/), legenday goodone generator Howard Dean and his buds show that I guest starred in for a second time in the hilarous episode Might As Well Prepare Yourself For Monday (http://traffic.libsyn.com/podcastgaiden/podcastgaiden-episode202.mp3) named after one of my several goodones.

Our third and final sponsor is the Teknorat & Ruby podcast, a brand new show from the funniest posters in history, which is recording right now! Tonight on the show we are conducting a social experiment to see if anyone actually reads my threads, the keyword to prove you have read this is "nigger", so include that word in your reply and you will be reward with your post being read out live on the show!

[rootbeer]

1st

[boobz]

alright, i want in

[timmy]

this is the best video editing youve ever done

[timmy]

nigger

[lnopia the great]

that was unreal

[StompleB]

:barryuh: respect

[boobz]

^ get out

[boobz]

Tek shouting "my fucking flashlight won't turn on" is literally the funniest shit hhaha sperging out hard

[StompleB]

^ get out

trying to fit in

[Gentleman Doli]

Codys Crew KKK

hateing nigger, painting houses, runningi rep,once u in codys crew the only way out is in a body bag ya heard
the cody crew benefits:
- all teh rep u could ever ask for.
- hot girls actively hate u but ugly ones want to post with you on internet forums
- hafl the oter posters have u on ignore and only click the buton when they want to own you
- a free guide to writing pathetic apalogy threads to ur internet frends that all hate you
- not giveing a shit about anything, cody crew doesnt care, we dont care at all and were going to tell you how litel we care for three paragraphs bcause, hell, this is just a hobby for us no big deal unlike u retards who post here 24/7 i dont do that at all thats why i have like over 9000 posts

[Desolation]

goddamn that video is like Michael Bay level of editing and special effects also nigger

[jon]

i'm so ready for this

[jon]

i will guest star if you ever play at a reasonable hour (never)

[Camoron]

do you guys still play this game? i thought everyone was playing Dota

[timmy]

i played it like a month ago, still got a fully geared character on an aussie private hive but its not populated enough all times of the day for me to give a shit

[Gentleman Doli]

lol that video is good tbh,

highlite was tim saying theres achicken i like it.

[Camoron]

i bought Arma 2 just for DayZ

played it for like 2 hours and never did again

i would try playing w/ you tim but I will probably cramp yours tyle because i suck.

[timmy]

i bought Arma 2 just for DayZ

played it for like 2 hours and never did again

i would try playing w/ you tim but I will probably cramp yours tyle because i suck.

if you can play space station 13 you can play day z

[maks]

if you can take a mule cock you can take a horse cock

[Camoron]

if you can play space station 13 you can play day z

perhaops youre are forgetting the last time we played SS13 I was the changeling and i got murdered within the first 5 minutes by what should have been my first victim

[Camoron]

also we ran after that fugitive guy for like 20 minutes after he shoved me down and he kept hiding in bushes

[plusle riot]

if you can take a mule cock you can take a horse cock

this also happens to be lisa's mantra

[timmy]

perhaops youre are forgetting the last time we played SS13 I was the changeling and i got murdered within the first 5 minutes by what should have been my first victim
lmao did you attack him first??

also we ran after that fugitive guy for like 20 minutes after he shoved me down and he kept hiding in bushes
that guy was a veteran player

[maks]

this also happens to be lisa's mantra

if she got pregnant from a horse would the baby she aborted be a mule :hmm:

[Camoron]

lmao did you attack him first??

I followed him into a tunnel and was going to bash him in the head with a fire extinguisher because im retarded and forgot I had awesome changeling powers but he spit acid in my face before I had a chance to even attack so no

[skrizach]

i bought Arma 2 just for DayZ

played it for like 2 hours and never did again

i would try playing w/ you tim but I will probably cramp yours tyle because i suck.

this is the exact story of my DayZ experience.

[timmy]

i would play with you guys but unlike ruby i get really rustled when i die with good gear

[timmy]

i found my survival rate is best when i solo play... playing with others usually involves being out of cover and being less safe in travelling

[plusle riot]

if she got pregnant from a horse would the baby she aborted be a mule :hmm:

definitely

[Camoron]

i literally ran around, i swam out to a lighthouse island and found absolutely nothing there so I swam back to shore and crawled for like 4 miels til I found a town and a hatchet, found some ammo but no guns, then a zombie attacked me and I ran away and bled out because I didnt have the proper medical supplies. after that i was pretty much done

[skrizach]

There's just so many buttons just to move.
Like why are there two different run speeds and two different walk speeds and why do the zombies constantly have seizures, and why am I so bad at it.

[maks]

definitely

within 5 how many chromosomes is clump missing

[Gentleman Doli]

i literally ran around, i swam out to a lighthouse island and found absolutely nothing there so I swam back to shore and crawled for like 4 miels til I found a town and a hatchet, found some ammo but no guns, then a zombie attacked me and I ran away and bled out because I didnt have the proper medical supplies. after that i was pretty much done

Congrats mate ;] U have, beleve it or not, experenced teh utmost win that is DayZ................. ever wondaer what it would be liek to take a hike? congratulatons, if u can get past the zombies [which are bugs in the code, should not be there but he used the engine of an old game, oh well] u can experence a beautiful walk thru nature... but be careful! u might not have binoculars, which means u wont be able to see the beautiful flora and fauna living within the trees.

[Camoron]

also had to turn my gamma and contrast up so far at night just to see that it was literally like playing a black and white dos game

[Gentleman Doli]

also had to turn my gamma and contrast up so far at night just to see that it was literally like playing a black and white dos game

Thats called realism mate. Zombies runieng around, helicopters carsheing into rubeys head, that shits realistic, but being able to see at night? lmao

[Camoron]

there is no moon in DayZ world. the zombies ate it.

[plusle riot]

within 5 how many chromosomes is clump missing

i'm no doctor but upon observation i'd have to say the maximum amount

[timmy]

there is no moon in DayZ world. the zombies ate it.

the night's darkness varies, idk what its based on but some nights are darker than others in arma 2

[Camoron]

the night's darkness varies, idk what its based on but some nights are darker than others in arma 2

uit wasnt arma 2, lol, it was dayz, I played arma 2 and it wasnt that dark. They may have fixed the nights since then but this was like 8 or 9 months ago I was playing and it was darker than the deepest depths of your hole.

[maks]

i'm no doctor but upon observation i'd have to say the maximum amount

looks like a throwback to cro magnon man or something tbh hope that means she only lives into her mid 30's

[Camoron]

looks like a throwback to cro magnon man or something tbh hope that means she only lives into her mid 30's

iuf tim rapes and murders her like he said he would, she would

[timmy]

uit wasnt arma 2, lol, it was dayz, I played arma 2 and it wasnt that dark. They may have fixed the nights since then but this was like 8 or 9 months ago I was playing and it was darker than the deepest depths of your hole.

dude... day z developers made it darker in day z... on purpose... but it DOES vary... it does ... every

[plusle riot]

looks like a throwback to cro magnon man or something tbh hope that means she only lives into her mid 30's

almost there hnnnnng

[Lisa Claus]

iuf tim rapes and murders her like he said he would, she wouldmeh

I'm kind of going off tim lately

[maks]

almost there hnnnnng

UNGA BUNGA ME POST SHITTY GRRRRR

[plusle riot]

btw i searched my name and this shit came up. what gives, ruby?

[boobz]

The day I take the real life photo of iwascruel's vagine out of my sig, she comes back. Butthurt much?

[plusle riot]

no my bagine is a beautiful specimen

[StompleB]

The day I take the real life photo of iwascruel's vagine out of my sig, she comes back. Butthurt much?

^borat reference, very nice

[timmy]

no my bagine is a beautiful specimen

burden of proof

[plusle riot]

http://youre-my-butterfly.ytmnd.com/

[timmy]

boobz believed that was yours??:what:

[plusle riot]

yeah. he's australian. he's also dumb as shit.

[plusle riot]

my labia is still in a chrysalis

[timmy]

:swoon:

[steveyos]

didn't watch didn't read but if there's a RubyTek Godcast tomorrow I'd like to be in it and by that I mean make fun of both of you I am available all day tomorrow besides during the fjs video chat which will probably just be me and my pee wee herman doll

[steveyos]

RubyTek guns the best guns in second life guaranteed unfunny or your lindens back

[boobz]

didn't watch didn't read but if there's a RubyTek Godcast tomorrow I'd like to be in it and by that I mean make fun of both of you I am available all day tomorrow besides during the fjs video chat which will probably just be me and my pee wee herman doll

the video is actually really good: you just DONT see threads of this quality at FJS. In fact, you don't see any quality at FJS at all.

[steveyos]

matt bailey ladies and gentlemen

[steveyos]

dude capitalizes fjs lol

[timmy]

id like to see matt bailey #rawdog steven yelle

[steveyos]

tim come post at fjs please

[timmy]

is there raw dog?

[Lisa Claus]

I like the bit where Tim says, "There's a chicken, rape it"

[always stevey]

Of course you do.

[timmy]

me ruby and camronron played for like 4 hours last night i regret every minute of it

[Camoron]

yeah then we played farcry 3 which is pretty cool

[Camoron]

oh but you didnt play it cause you are poor lol

[fanfare]

holy fucking shit

[Plug Drugs]

omfg this was so epic oh jesus oh christ oh hitler

[Plug Drugs]

i gotta get arma 2 now

[ascii_genitals]

ascii_genitals as Andrea

i liked andrea until season 3. can i be michonne instead

[rootbeer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmhXTiUZM8&list=UUYMFcOdGQsDh619TZsUdVOg

when he screams in the mic it sounds so bad

[siburke939]

7.8/10 too much water