mods please rename me Alberts Anal Adventure

[Gentleman Doli]

:grin::grin::grin::grin:

[timmy]

i just completed my mission of jerking off and ejaculating

[timmy]

:feelsgood:

[Gentleman Doli]

http://i.imgur.com/yQoFlXH.jpg

[rootbeer]

c2bSO1C797Q&autoplay=1

[timmy]

get the shadow miinister out of this thread

[rootbeer]

cum to the dark side

[Gentleman Doli]

http://i.imgur.com/yQoFlXH.jpg

[timmy]

http://youaredoingthatwrong.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/772686-tony-abbott.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

would also like to be reanmed to ghost fetus

[stalker virus]

worst thread to bump ever u suck bitch

[Autistic Spectrum]

rename stalker virus to never got a mixtape

[stalker virus]

rename me 2 kids 1 ex girlfriend

[Autistic Spectrum]

when did i break up with my gf, i need to know an exact date

[Autistic Spectrum]

also laides holla at me i'm single,

[stalker virus]

around the time u got served child support papers

[Autistic Spectrum]

LOOK AT ME I'M ASHLEY I USE BIRTH CONTROL, plz bitch

[Autistic Spectrum]

child support is all parents duty, you should not really have to have the state tell you to give your kids money, i know you are the product of divoriced parents but, come on

[stalker virus]

look at me i'm drunk puppies and i have as much life sense as, you guessed it, a drunk puppy

[stalker virus]

no one in my family is divorced and hey at least you aren't divorced because well you never really liked your girlfriend enough to marry her just to keep her pregnant

[Autistic Spectrum]

your mom and dad both love you, i know every other weekend is not alot, but he always made sure there was poatote pankcakes on the table, and little choclecete gold coins come the hoildays

[stalker virus]

spread your autism and your software geek salary on to a vapid cunt

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol you are not married either and it's not from lack of trying

[stalker virus]

a vapid cunt pumping out your bastard kids

[Autistic Spectrum]

you run though boyfriends like i run though socks

[Autistic Spectrum]

changeing them once a week

[stalker virus]

i'm 24 and in a long term relationship why in the world would i get married before i am 30 :what:

[Autistic Spectrum]

did you go back and read some of the stuff i acutally say to you, is that why your so hostile

[stalker virus]

did you call your kids and tell them you loved them before logging into the forums tonight to attempt to own me yeah i bet you didnt

[Autistic Spectrum]

long term relationship is a code word for 3 months left :time:

[stalker virus]

yes you know from experience you lonely fuck

[Autistic Spectrum]

my kids go to bed at like 8 oclock i know yours just let you fucking drink and bang whoever but mine acutally have rules and a shedule

[stalker virus]

process three months before your baby momma left u and think about this moment and how bad u felt

[stalker virus]

ya ur kids go to bed at 8 and what time does ur sweetie go to bed

[Autistic Spectrum]

idk where you got that i am single, are you drunk and trying to pick up more guys on the interent, this seems like a terrible pattern

[Autistic Spectrum]

drinks a fith of vodka, logs on match.com

sucks a millon dicks

[stalker virus]

denial is the worst comeback c u l8r

[Autistic Spectrum]

another stupid bitch owned off the interent

[stalker virus]

yes u are god troll steveypuppies666

[Autistic Spectrum]

picking on stevey and elz, reach for that low hanging fruit,

[Autistic Spectrum]

LOL YOUR DEAF ELZ, sick burns all around

[stalker virus]

wow u are really being mean to steveyos666 and juji by calling them weak posters wow

[stalker virus]

what a hateful poster calling them low hanging fruit smh

[Autistic Spectrum]

theres way too many layers of subtext in that post for me to understand plsease speak slower

[stalker virus]

too much emotion and empathy for ur autism to process

[Autistic Spectrum]

say again

[stalker virus]

i'm going to bed u are being mean and cruel and i don't much care for it

[Autistic Spectrum]

listen ashley. i'm not skizarach, or elz or stevey or any of these other fuck wits you can just push around, i'm Austic Specturm, maybe you should remember your place, when you dare engage me in a half hearted flame war

[Autistic Spectrum]

passing out in a pool of your own piss and vomit is not technically going to bed, you mean ass drunk

[stalker virus]

i could go on for another hour probably but i need irl sleep and i will pick this back up tomorrow

[Autistic Spectrum]

When I was 16 years old, I ventured out to my first spring break on a camping trip
with friends from the continuation school.

They gave me my first hit of weed from an oddly shaped zong-bong thingy and as we
prepared for bed Mike, offered to share a lop-sided tent for two with me.
I accepted, excited that we might have sex and it would be my first time.

Mike was generally a modern-day Tom Sawyer with blonde locks and blue eyes that
vivaciously danced in his head with the aura of mischief. He possessed a
sharp little prick which he presented to me in our tent.

I gobbed on his cock like a chicken leg and quite sloppily, with flicks of drool
oozing from the corner of my mouth.....

[Autistic Spectrum]

well you are going to have to find other person to spew your hate at, cause i'm out ashley this is it, your words, they hurt, they cut so deep, i can see my own endtrails

[stalker virus]

http://i.imgur.com/CMIdl.gif

[Autistic Spectrum]

About 5 or six years ago, this strange Russian woman invited to dinner at her apartment with her husband.
The dinner was awful, but the port wine made up for the hot dogs and spaghetti. After 10 or 11 glasses of port, in between shots of cheapgin, she invited me to shower. Blind with inebriation, I eagerly accepted.

She soaped my tits, ass, and finger banged my cunt. I was in shock, I had never been with a woman before and it felt gross but when
she requested that I lick her punnani, I didn't know how to tell her "no" because I was drunk.

I reluctantly knelt down to lick her pussy when she suddenly let loose a rancid golden shower on my face. I wondered what the
purpose of washing me was if she was just going to urinate on me afterwards.

I didn't know what to say. I had piss in my hair.

http://izabael.com/about.php

Here is her site. She thinks she's a geenee

[Autistic Spectrum]

what the fuck is wrong with cat avatar guy

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok first i got lisa, going bipolor on me, one day i'm on her ingore list, next day she wants to see my cock,

then i got ashley trying to ???? idk own me, i can't even tell what the fuck she's doing

and now cat avatar guy, the sexiest girl to ever post here is sending me these insane sex stories,


i acutally don't care laides that's right, i have sex irl all the time, having it right now in fact, females, meh who needs em, why don't you all just get fucked and leave me alone, here to talk to my bro's not you stupid cunts,

[Autistic Spectrum]

she's been in 10 long term relationships this year alone

[Autistic Spectrum]

long term to ashley is the guy sticking around for breakfast

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm about to be owned, i can feel it

[always stevey]

LOL Cody doesn't know which ass to hug!

[Gentleman Doli]

Codey. The epic puppet master, he doesnt give a fuck about any thing

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's real to me,