i have the coolest keychain out of anyone

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://i.imgur.com/5Ki7EFO.jpg

post up your keys if they're cool enough :eyebrow:

[lnopia the great]

honestly threw my keys in the oven at thanksgiving when i made some chicken nuggets for lunch before everyone came over so i cant post a pic and my keys are naked now

[blumpkin blownuts]

hahah awesome
did you still eat the chicken?

[always stevey]

yeah I don't have keychain shit. You have the coolest keychain, Bob.

[lnopia the great]

fuck yeha those nuggets were good

[blumpkin blownuts]

you should see my boots that it came with
the soles add 2" to my height and the steel adds nearly 10lb to my weight

[always stevey]

You could kick the fucking shit out of someone's face with boots like that. =D

[rubycalaber]

honestly threw my keys in the oven at thanksgiving when i made some chicken nuggets for lunch before everyone came over so i cant post a pic and my keys are naked now

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MKHrgyqEvxA/TNnOlbWcLEI/AAAAAAAAAek/EVEdQ_fHoyU/s1600/the%2Bol%2527%2Bspicy%2Bkeychain.jpg

[Desolation]

http://i.imgur.com/AJXt6Ss.jpg

[rootbeer]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MKHrgyqEvxA/TNnOlbWcLEI/AAAAAAAAAek/EVEdQ_fHoyU/s1600/the%2Bol%2527%2Bspicy%2Bkeychain.jpg

dude i saw this thread and was google image searching for that for like 20 mins....

[rubycalaber]

good to see deso has a crucifix on hers and is protected from vampires


dude i saw this thread and was google image searching for that for like 20 mins....

lmao I just googled "spicy keychain"

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxquwg8umk1qzt8poo1_500.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

i love looking at peoples keychains you can get a special insight into their personality

[rootbeer]

i love looking at peoples keychains you can get a special insight into their personality

i lost mine last fall it was pretty gay

[timmy]

the only thing i like on my keychain is that i have a bottle opener

[blumpkin blownuts]

post em

[juji]

http://i.imgur.com/douWEGh.jpg

[timmy]

post em

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiywF7SRSgDZCJm3J-H3P2uFeFjFQt4736oTlBQdysrpokdsIxNg

[rubycalaber]

only "personality" on my keychain is a little plastic skull I literally found on the street a few years ago

probably a cursed pixie skull or something that will get me killed by a swarm of tinkerbells one day

[juji]

only "personality" on my keychain is a little plastic skull I literally found on the street a few years ago

probably a cursed pixie skull or something that will get me killed by a swarm of tinkerbells one day

shut the fuck up and post pic

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://i.imgur.com/douWEGh.jpg

bugs are cool

[Lisa Claus]

http://i.imgur.com/yxlmIXy.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

i dig the hippo bottle opener

[blumpkin blownuts]

i've noticed nobody has those key-chain size loyalty cards for stores
that's a good thing because they really uglify a keychain

[maks]

only "personality" on my keychain is a little plastic skull I literally found on the street a few years ago

probably a cursed pixie skull or something that will get me killed by a swarm of tinkerbells one day

what do you need keys for you don't go out

[rootbeer]

what do you need keys for you don't go out

keeps his computer in a gun safe

[Lisa Claus]

the elephant opens up and has a secret compartment in its belly

[maks]

keeps his computer in a gun safe

could be why it's bluescreening, those things aren't very well ventilated

[always stevey]

the elephant opens up and has a secret compartment in its belly

What do you keep in the ellphant's belly?????

[blumpkin blownuts]

scopolamine, she blows it in homeless guys faces so she can get laid

[always stevey]

I WANT WHATEVERS INSIDE THAT ELEPHANT

[blumpkin blownuts]

i bet it's a good way to get coke onto a plane

[Camoron]

http://i.imgur.com/5Ki7EFO.jpg

post up your keys if they're cool enough :eyebrow:

you drive a lexus and an infiniti?

[Camoron]

only "personality" on my keychain is a little plastic skull I literally found on the street a few years ago

probably a cursed pixie skull or something that will get me killed by a swarm of tinkerbells one day

why do you need a key chain? do you drive? serious question I didnt think you did

[always stevey]

I've asked Bob for the keys numerous times and he's ignored me.

[Desolation]

rubys sister had to drive us around cause he doesnt have a license then when she was buzzed i drove home and it was weird driving on the opposite side of the road and driving in the "passenger side"

[Camoron]

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3016793/IMG_20130401_023017.jpg
i am a child

[juji]

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3016793/IMG_20130401_023017.jpg
i am a child

"S" stands Steffies

[timmy]

that is the dirtiest cum stained bench ever

[Camoron]

that isnt dirt its the paint chipping off my cheap desk

[juji]

barry talks like a bigot

[timmy]

that isnt dirt its the paint chipping off my cheap desk

nice chip wood bench, cant even afford real wood

[timmy]

barry talks like a bigot

juji talks like insane potato

[Camoron]

nice chip wood bench, cant even afford real wood
https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2724401358/ec9c211d55807fadef0d5d563d3e06cd.jpeg

[rubycalaber]

shut the fuck up and post pic

trollinator wont let me in case someone uses pictures of my keys to get their own set cut and uses them to break into my house and kill me


what do you need keys for you don't go out

oh fug you rumbled my shut-in gimmick just kidding they have been in my pocket since I was like 11 and used to walk home from school when everyone else was out

[Lisa Claus]

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2724401358/ec9c211d55807fadef0d5d563d3e06cd.jpegpic of me

[rubycalaber]

no thats emma stone

[Lisa Claus]

I don't know who emma stone is

[Camoron]

why are you so sad bitch youre baby-free and good to go

[always stevey]

She was alone on Easter

[rubycalaber]

I don't know who emma stone is

ribbit
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/1351501714420_zps89d587e9.jpg:original

[Lisa Claus]

lol

that does look like that pic

her eyes are so big

like GulDucat's freak left nipple

[always stevey]

Like Maks peehole, Lisa can't get my nipples out of her head. lol

[Lisa Claus]

just the left nipple

not the right

[always stevey]

Actually my right boob is a little bigger than my left. :) You're furious about my
boobs. That's why you want to e-kill yourself. :D

[Lisa Claus]

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/soccer8.jpg

[always stevey]

It's cold in her room. Mine do the same when it's cold.

[always stevey]

http://i.imgur.com/zSSw0Kr.jpg
Here are my glorius boobs once again

[always stevey]

Younger, more supple, and appetizing than yours. Your tits are 36 six years old. So is your face. :D

[Lisa Claus]

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/soccer8.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/wgvCKca.jpg

[always stevey]

I do love staring at my own tits. My boobs look like little cupcakes.

[rubycalaber]

two girls fighting over who has nicer tits on my forum... yes.... yes... YESSSSS :fap:

[always stevey]

Maks loves my tits and that makes me happy because I'm so eager to please him.

[always stevey]

You know ESAD right? He loved my titties too.

[always stevey]

Then again ESAD loved everyone's tits, cept Lisa.

[Camoron]

yea theyre nice.

[always stevey]

yea theyre nice.

Thank you, honey. You're so sweet.

[Lisa Claus]

I'm 34

and Deso posted my tits in my visitor messages

get a life retard

[Lisa Claus]

two girls fighting over who has nicer tits on my forum... yes.... yes... YESSSSS :fap:I'm not really fighting over tits

a retard slag desperately spamming about hers for attention doesn't really involve me no matter obsessed with me she is

[always stevey]

Well Bob was right. You do look a bit haggard and really depressed, but nothing a little make up could fix.

[always stevey]

To be honest I really don't understand depression and all that jazz. Life is good.

[rubycalaber]

lisa, how would you feel about guest starring on a podcast me and my m8 are going to do tonight where we interview you about all the times you have been raped and your recent abortion?

this isnt a joke or diss we would actually like to do this

[rubycalaber]

also what state do you live in since this guy is australian too

[always stevey]

I'd love to hear an interview with Lisa.

[rubycalaber]

I'd love to hear an interview with Lisa.

have you ever been raped? we could interview you about it

[always stevey]

have you ever been raped? we could interview you about it

I fantasize about rape ALL THE TIME.

[Lisa Claus]

lisa, how would you feel about guest starring on a podcast me and my m8 are going to do tonight where we interview you about all the times you have been raped and your recent abortion?

this isnt a joke or diss we would actually like to do thisNo that's disgusting

just quote me as saying, "I'd rather die and it seems like a better option than talking to you."

you can sit here and watch GulDucat retard tediously spam about her tits that really aren't anything to write home about

[Lisa Claus]

also what state do you live in since this guy is australian tooVic.

Is he cute? Will he show me his cock?

[always stevey]

Come on, Lisa. Do the interview. I have yet to hear your sexy Aussie accent. Accents
are soothing to listen to. I might feel a pang of sympathy for you
and apologize over my heinous actions.

[rubycalaber]

No that's disgusting

just quote me as saying, "I'd rather die and it seems like a better option than talking to you."

you can sit here and watch GulDucat retard tediously spam about her tits that really aren't anything to write home about

why not you post about it all the time

if you do it I will grant you immunity from the lizard tank for life

[always stevey]

Please do the interview Lisa. I promise to never badmouth you again. My word.

[rubycalaber]

Vic.

Is he cute? Will he show me his cock?

yeah he is qt as fuck tbh I am not gay but he is very handsom and he has shown me his dick before please keep in mind I am not gay so he'd probably show you

what suburb in victoria? I think he lives there too

[Lisa Claus]

why not you post about it all the time

if you do it I will grant you immunity from the lizard tank for lifeNo. I posted about it once after retards followed me around the forum for months saying I was gang raped in a field or some fucktard shit they made up

you'll find dp and maks and bob are the fuckwits who post about it everyday

and having an abortion is a horrible thing

have a nice night

[always stevey]

If Lisa does the interview I promise to never make fun of her again. If I break this promise, I will go to the cage.

[Lisa Claus]

yeah he is qt as fuck tbh I am not gay but he is very handsom and he has shown me his dick before please keep in mind I am not gay so he'd probably show you

what suburb in victoria? I think he lives there tooget him to come here and show me his cock

I live near Melbourne

[Lisa Claus]

stupid pigs

[always stevey]

:O Lisa, give him a chance to respond.

[rubycalaber]

he lives near melbourne too

pm me what suburb you live in or whatever and maybe he will literally show you his cock irl

[rubycalaber]

lisa discussing traumatic events is theraputic and if people hear it out of your own mouth they will become sympathetic and the whole forum will love you

[Lisa Claus]

he lives near melbourne too

pm me what suburb you live in or whatever and maybe he will literally show you his cock irlI'm not jumping through any hoops for a cock

it can do what I want or I'll pass

the offer was there for him to show me his cock, it would actually be the highlight of my day

I'm too depressed to do anything about it

I'll go cry myself to sleep soon

[rubycalaber]

lisa, how about this, I grant you immunity from the lizard cage AND I will actually put GulDucat in it for a month if you do this interview and answer all our questions, how about it?

I honestly think this will make you internet famous and people will stop giving you a hard time if you play along

[Lisa Claus]

lisa discussing traumatic events is theraputic and if people hear it out of your own mouth they will become sympathetic and the whole forum will love youyou're confusing the trolls here with actual human people

[rubycalaber]

I'm not jumping through any hoops for a cock

it can do what I want or I'll pass

the offer was there for him to show me his cock, it would actually be the highlight of my day

I'm too depressed to do anything about it

I'll go cry myself to sleep soon

how can he show up with his cock for you if he doesnt know which suburb you live in?

[rubycalaber]

you're confusing the trolls here with actual human people

they dont realize you're a real person since you are just text on their screen but maybe they will soften up to you if they hear your voice discussing your lifes struggles

[Lisa Claus]

lisa, how about this, I grant you immunity from the lizard cage AND I will actually put GulDucat in it for a month if you do this interview and answer all our questions, how about it?

I honestly think this will make you internet famous and people will stop giving you a hard time if you play alongwhat are your questions?

[always stevey]

lisa, how about this, I grant you immunity from the lizard cage AND I will actually put GulDucat in it for a month if you do this interview and answer all our questions, how about it?

I honestly think this will make you internet famous and people will stop giving you a hard time if you play along

Um NO. I don't want to be locked in there with faggerchat and comicsfan. I'll post more tits.

[rubycalaber]

I'll lock GulDucat up in the herpentarium right now if you agree to the interview

[Lisa Claus]

how can he show up with his cock for you if he doesnt know which suburb you live in?what? No.

He can show me online first

I don't want some random piece of shit turning up at my place

[rubycalaber]

what are your questions?

mainly we will want to know how your abortion went and how you felt about it ect and maybe tell us your rape survivor story


Um NO. I don't want to be locked in there with faggerchat and comicsfan. I'll post more tits.

tough titties its where lizard scum like you belong


what? No.

He can show me online first

I don't want some random piece of shit turning up at my place

he'd probably show you online, if you did that would you get on our podcast?

[Lisa Claus]

I'll lock GulDucat up in the herpentarium right now if you agree to the interviewyou should that anyway

I'd almost go through the immense trolling and further psychological scarring if I didn't have to scroll past 200 fucktard desperate for attention posts in every god damn topic here

tempting

but why would you want to do this to me? You know it would be awful. Do you hate me that much? What have I ever done to you?

[always stevey]

fuck this I'm out. peace

[rubycalaber]

you should that anyway

I'd almost go through the immense trolling and further psychological scarring if I didn't have to scroll past 200 fucktard desperate for attention posts in every god damn topic here

tempting

but why would you want to do this to me? You know it would be awful. Do you hate me that much? What have I ever done to you?

this is not malicious on my part at all and I have no problem with you at all which is why I'm offering compensation

I just want to make an interesting podcast with my m8 and I know covering edgy topics and having gripping drama on it will make it popular

I have asked some of my best internet friends to be on it to share their fucked up experiences since its not mean spirited at all I just want to make a good podcast

[rubycalaber]

fuck this I'm out. peace

look how fucking mad she already is imagine if you agree to the interview and I put her in the lizard tank

[rubycalaber]

my m8 is offering to talk to you and even show you his dick, his AIM username is "teknorat4u"

[rubycalaber]

come on lisa you will be internet famous and we will let you have half a fucking hour of literally just you calling out people on the forum and calling them fucking faggots if you'd like

[Lisa Claus]

mainly we will want to know how your abortion went and how you felt about it ect and maybe tell us your rape survivor story



tough titties its where lizard scum like you belong



he'd probably show you online, if you did that would you get on our podcast?ok look

it's fucking horrible

and I don't think I'm in a mentally well enough place, I have PTSD, depression and borderline, I spent last night crying before bed and don't even get a break when I sleep as I have nightmares all night that wake me up and when I do wake up I cry again

online is all I have, it's the only way I get an occasional smile and don't have to be shut in myself, I don't go out and meet people, I don't go to parties my old friends invite me to because... I just can't. I don't have ANY family that isn't dead to me and the only place I have any kind of interaction with people is online and it's already shit enough

people don't care on OR offline, they only want to know things for their own morbid curiosities and they actually get off on seeing people suffer and knowing that shit things happen in the world while they sit there and eat cookies.

shit things happen to people all the time, no-one gives a shit, people only care about themselves, abuse is happening to kids all the time and the shitest thing is the kids that get abused at home seem to face the most abuse at school too, like there is literally nowhere for them to get away from it. Even if government agencies step in they get abused there too. People seem to sense weakness and just take advantage of it. It makes them feel big.

honestly what is there to know? Nothing really. You just want to see me run into the ground in my last refuge for your own perversions. Like honestly there is nothing about that would be a good thing for me. It wouldn't even benefit anyone else because I can't sit here and tell you about shit things I've gone through and what a success story I am now, how I came through the other end and was strong. Truth is I'm a fucking mess and I can't even face the world.

[Lisa Claus]

come on lisa you will be internet famous and we will let you have half a fucking hour of literally just you calling out people on the forum and calling them fucking faggots if you'd likeI can't think of anything worse than being famous, ergh, that would be a living hell.

I'm probably going to call out people on the forum and call them faggots and stuff in any event because they ARE

[Lisa Claus]

I'm wasting your time

and your mate too because I don't even use AIM

[Lisa Claus]

was kind of shit chatting with you anyway ruby

slightly less shit than sitting here alone, staring at the wall and crying though so thanks

[always stevey]

Haha. Looks I don't get locked up after all by the fucking hideous old 37 year old depressed hooker

[maks]

ugh I'm starting to wish ruby had maintained his hands-off approach

[maks]

if he made you a moderator 75% of the OGs would leave

[Desolation]

i wish tags were back so i could type cody trying to fit in

[Desolation]

oh, they are just hidden.

[blumpkin blownuts]

ok look

it's fucking horrible

and I don't think I'm in a mentally well enough place, I have PTSD, depression and borderline, I spent last night crying before bed and don't even get a break when I sleep as I have nightmares all night that wake me up and when I do wake up I cry again

online is all I have, it's the only way I get an occasional smile and don't have to be shut in myself, I don't go out and meet people, I don't go to parties my old friends invite me to because... I just can't. I don't have ANY family that isn't dead to me and the only place I have any kind of interaction with people is online and it's already shit enough

people don't care on OR offline, they only want to know things for their own morbid curiosities and they actually get off on seeing people suffer and knowing that shit things happen in the world while they sit there and eat cookies.

shit things happen to people all the time, no-one gives a shit, people only care about themselves, abuse is happening to kids all the time and the shitest thing is the kids that get abused at home seem to face the most abuse at school too, like there is literally nowhere for them to get away from it. Even if government agencies step in they get abused there too. People seem to sense weakness and just take advantage of it. It makes them feel big.

honestly what is there to know? Nothing really. You just want to see me run into the ground in my last refuge for your own perversions. Like honestly there is nothing about that would be a good thing for me. It wouldn't even benefit anyone else because I can't sit here and tell you about shit things I've gone through and what a success story I am now, how I came through the other end and was strong. Truth is I;;m a fucking mess and I can't even face the world.

Hoo boy...
Well i applaud you for finally swallowing your crazy ego and getting vulnerable, and i actually would like to help you.
The thing is this forum is not therapeutic and using this place for therapy or your sole social outlet is eventually just going to kill you aand we don't need that. Please- for your sake, :fanf:

[blumpkin blownuts]

you drive a lexus and an infiniti?

Yes i drive two cars, the infiniti is a 1 in 2500 exotic. I still live with my parents though because my priorities are idioted

[Gentleman Doli]

YTMNSFW is an Australian 30 year old woman's last refuge after her abortion.

Lol.

[maks]

God I hope she kills herself soon she might as well what the hell has she got to live for her life isn't going to get any better

[Dustin]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/639145548ae1c365d356707871e68c01/tumblr_mkl8wvEUBG1rewn1po1_500.jpg

[always stevey]

Hoo boy...
Well i applaud you for finally swallowing your crazy ego and getting vulnerable, and i actually would like to help you.
The thing is this forum is not therapeutic and using this place for therapy or your sole social outlet is eventually just going to kill you aand we don't need that. Please- for your sake, :fanf:
I'd cry too if my face looked like hers. lol