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oOBatteryOo
03-30-2013, 10:51 PM
http://www.fitgirlarmy.com/meet-christine/

Lisa Claus
03-30-2013, 10:54 PM
..... wow.

I thought I had no shame and then I met ramen

oOBatteryOo
03-30-2013, 10:54 PM
Meet Christine!

http://www.fitgirlarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/PicsArt_1360023653881-e1363792855313.jpg

FGA: What was the initial thing that made you want a change?
Christine: There’s so many factors that went into my decision to live a healthy lifestyle. I was a newly wed, keeping my husband awake at night with my snoring, having lower back aches from all the weight, and I was just afraid of the camera and ashamed of my image. I couldn’t wear what I wanted to, I got out of breath all the time. It was terrible! My husband is in the military and he leaves for days at a time, so I needed something to focus on, and what better to focus on than making myself healthier? It was 2 weeks after I began that I decides that I was doing this for myself, and finishing this journey for my country and joining the Air Force when I get to goal.
FGA: What does a typical day (of meals) consist of for you?
Christine: Since I began, I have eaten the same breakfast almost every day: 2 medium eggs cooked with cooking spray, 2 or 3 turkey sausage links or lean turkey lunch meat, 2 pieces of 45 calorie toast with a little bit of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter-Light”. Lunch varies. Lunch usually varies. I really enjoy having either a salad or a Boca burger on a sandwich thin with baby carrots instead of chips or fries. Dinner is when the chef in me comes out! I love cooking Asian inspired recipes or my favorite personal recipe called “Naked Chicken Fajitas with brown rice.” My choice in what and how to cook have changed so dinner is always cooked with olive oil, and if I have rice, I portion it.
FGA: What is a sample workout routine you do weekly?
Christine: I always start out with running. I always do a minimum of one mile on the track, and more if I’ve got the time! Afterwards, I begin weight training. I do either legs or arms and abs. On leg day, it’s the Smith Machine, leg presses, calf raises, leg extensions. I do 3 sets of 15 of each. On arms and abs I start out with dumbbell curls, chest press, and for abs I do sit ups, medicine ball V’s, and crunches with the medicine ball in front. If I am feeling beastmode, I’ll run another mile!!
FGA: What was the most challenging thing on this journey and how did you overcome it?
Christine: The most difficult thing for me was learning to say NO and sticking to it, especially when it comes to alcohol. I was always the party girl and I couldn’t give in this time. My recruiter asked me to quit since alcohol is empty calories and carbs and I’ve kept my word to her and to myself!
Where can people find you?
Christine: My name on Instagram is “Fumanskew”, as is my name on Weight Watchers etools. On Facebook facebook.com/Christine.Marks.01

maks
03-30-2013, 10:55 PM
holy shit

Christine: There’s so many factors that went into my decision to live a healthy lifestyle. I was a newly wed, keeping my husband awake at night with my snoring, having lower back aches from all the weight, and I was just afraid of the camera and ashamed of my image. I couldn’t wear what I wanted to, I got out of breath all the time. It was terrible! My husband is in the military and he leaves for days at a time, so I needed something to focus on, and what better to focus on than making myself healthier? It was 2 weeks after I began that I decides that I was doing this for myself, and finishing this journey for my country and joining the Air Force when I get to goal.

Lisa Claus
03-30-2013, 10:55 PM
and for dinner hairy asshole

maks
03-30-2013, 10:59 PM
she should find a 'not be a vapid annoying twat' program to work on next she can take lisa with her

always stevey
03-30-2013, 11:00 PM
It's like someone popped her and released the air.

DrHundos
03-30-2013, 11:01 PM
if i jumped on ramens head her stomach would explode and a bunch of live animals would come out probably

Lisa Claus
03-30-2013, 11:02 PM
she should find a 'not be a vapid annoying twat' program to work on next she can take lisa with herfaggot

Camoron
03-30-2013, 11:04 PM
lol im not going to pick on ramen for achiving something when there is a goldmine like lisa or plugdrugs

Camoron
03-30-2013, 11:06 PM
lisa recently lost weight too

8 pounds 6 ounces to be exact

Desolation
03-30-2013, 11:08 PM
ahh fuck she got an instagram imma creep that >>>> #real_talk

sex with dead people
03-30-2013, 11:09 PM
I wish i was married to her irl and online.

maks
03-30-2013, 11:11 PM
I was just afraid of the camera and ashamed of my image

I've seen some pictures that prove this line is bullshit

maks
03-30-2013, 11:12 PM
lol im not going to pick on ramen for achiving something when there is a goldmine like lisa or plugdrugs

I'm not picking on her for achieving something I'm picking on her for making a fucking blog about it

Desolation
03-30-2013, 11:12 PM
I was just afraid of the camera and ashamed of my image

I've seen some pictures that prove this line is bullshit

thought the same thing

Desolation
03-30-2013, 11:13 PM
lisa recently lost weight too

8 pounds 6 ounces to be exact

well i didn't need these sides anyway

juji
03-30-2013, 11:14 PM
lol i'm not sure battery is flagerchat's alt

Lisa Claus
03-30-2013, 11:15 PM
ahh fuck she got an instagram imma creep that >>>> #real_talk

juji
03-30-2013, 11:15 PM
seriously, Ramen should have done like this

http://www.fitgirlarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo4.jpg

rootbeer
03-30-2013, 11:16 PM
lisa recently lost weight too

8 pounds 6 ounces to be exact

dude that was low for real lol

maks
03-30-2013, 11:17 PM
thought the same thing

I wonder why she didn't post those on her weight loss blog "This is what I was reduced to as the fat whore no one wanted this was what I considered love"

maks
03-30-2013, 11:18 PM
lol i'm not sure battery is flagerchat's alt

no I think this one is my alt but I gave the password to like 5 people so who knows who has it now

juji
03-30-2013, 11:18 PM
no I think this one is my alt but I gave the password to like 5 people so who knows who has it now

woah, 5 people

Lisa Claus
03-30-2013, 11:21 PM
that's because maks is Jibbles

Camoron
03-30-2013, 11:22 PM
i thought it was sex with dead people's alt

Lisa Claus
03-30-2013, 11:24 PM
No

it came from RH

maks
03-30-2013, 11:28 PM
i thought it was sex with dead people's alt

he might very well be one of the 5

oOBatteryOo
03-30-2013, 11:30 PM
No

it came from RH

No, it didn't.

Lisa Claus
03-30-2013, 11:30 PM
It was Jibbles from RH which is maks

and he gave the account to jack venooker who is his power bottom or something

rubycalaber
03-30-2013, 11:55 PM
21 March, 2013 at 7:01 am

I just want you to know that despite our differences you look wonderful. I always thought you were beautiful inside but now your outside shines just as bright like a diamond. Forever in your heart,
<3bob hughes

awwww :3

Camoron
03-30-2013, 11:57 PM
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Desolation
03-30-2013, 11:58 PM
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same boat

sex with dead people
03-31-2013, 12:05 AM
I wouldn't have done this because i wouldn't have wasted my time digging stuff up on ramen because i love her irl

maks
03-31-2013, 12:11 AM
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me too, but I put my name as big bert so I'm not holding my breath

DrHundos
03-31-2013, 12:25 AM
i fucking hate jack venooker

Camoron
03-31-2013, 12:27 AM
i fucking hate jack venooker

i miss threatening old people with violence on the internet

maks
03-31-2013, 12:29 AM
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31 March, 2013 at 4:01 am
When Christine used to eat out, she would eat out a little too much. Now she eats out just enough, she still cleans the plate but she no longer goes back for more. Congratulations on your success sweety, see you on /b/!

Lisa Claus
03-31-2013, 12:37 AM
i fucking hate jack venookeris GulDucat and also maks aka Jibbles b/f

sex with dead people
03-31-2013, 12:41 AM
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31 March, 2013 at 4:01 am
When Christine used to eat out, she would eat out a little too much. Now she eats out just enough, she still cleans the plate but she no longer goes back for more. Congratulations on your success sweety, see you on /b/!

Impending lawsuit headed your way. :hide:

maks
03-31-2013, 12:45 AM
Impending lawsuit headed your way. :hide:

nah her lawyer hasn't posted in weeks

sex with dead people
03-31-2013, 12:49 AM
He'll be back real soon i'm guessing

blumpkin blownuts
03-31-2013, 06:42 AM
that comment from bobhughes isn't me
though i actually am happy for her

Lisa
03-31-2013, 09:50 AM
CEASE AND DESIST



Dear RubyNet:

This law firm represents Ramen. If you are represented by legal counsel, please direct this letter to your attorney immediately and have your attorney notify us of such representation.

You are hereby directed to

CEASE AND DESIST ALL DEFAMATION OF
RAMEN’S CHARACTER AND REPUTATION.

Ramen is an educated, respected professional in the community. She has spent years serving the community in her profession and building a positive reputation. Ramen has learned that you have engaged in spreading false, destructive, and defamatory rumors about her.

Under Minnesota law, it is unlawful to engage in defamation of another’s character and reputation. Defamation consists of

(1) a statement that tends to injure reputation;
(2) communicated to another; and
(3) that the speaker knew or should have known was false.

.

Accordingly, we demand that you (A) immediately cease and desist your unlawful defamation of Ramen and (B) provide us with prompt written assurance within ten (10) days that you will cease and desist from further defamation of Ramen’s character and reputation.

If you do not comply with this cease and desist demand within this time period, Ramen is entitled to seek monetary damages and equitable relief for your defamation. In the event you fail to meet this demand, please be advised that Ramen has asked us to communicate to you that she will pursue all available legal remedies, including seeking monetary damages, injunctive relief, and an order that you pay court costs and attorney’s fees. Your liability and exposure under such legal action could be considerable.

Before taking these steps, however, my client wished to give you one opportunity to discontinue your illegal conduct by complying with this demand within ten (10) days. Accordingly, please sign and return the attached Defamation Settlement Agreement within ten (10) days to

Ramen's Fake Internet Lawyer

I recommend that you consult with an attorney regarding this matter. If you or your attorney have any questions, please contact me directly.

Sincerely,


Ramen's Lawyer

steveyos
03-31-2013, 09:58 AM
dear clay,

I really wish fjs had threads like this. It is a very funny thread.

love,
Hitler

mrs. hyde
03-31-2013, 04:13 PM
I think i posted my tits with a name JIBBLES wrote on them before but can't remember where ,, hmmm.. oh well

Gentleman Doli
03-31-2013, 04:16 PM
lisa recently lost weight too

8 pounds 6 ounces to be exact

lol

mrs. hyde
03-31-2013, 04:17 PM
Facebook totally stalked.. anyone that posts that many pictures of themselves is begging for compliments.. JS

mrs. hyde
03-31-2013, 04:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs5HQqElIx4

lnopia the great
03-31-2013, 04:45 PM
FIT GIRL ARMY

lnopia the great
03-31-2013, 04:46 PM
http://www.fitgirlarmy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/image-18.jpeg


not possible

maks
03-31-2013, 04:47 PM
was the after shot taken on the set of sesame street

lnopia the great
03-31-2013, 04:53 PM
it was taken on my iphone bitch

maks
03-31-2013, 04:56 PM
it was taken on my iphone bitch

settle down tiger I meant no offense to your fat girlfriend who lost a bunch of weight but will be fat again in a few years

lnopia the great
03-31-2013, 04:59 PM
i think she might kill herself before she let herself get that fat again

maks
03-31-2013, 05:00 PM
that shit creeps up on you she'd probably have no idea she was getting fat until she was already fat