North Korea declares war to South because...

[juji]

They are tired of Gangnam style meme

Kim Jong-un says "I cannot get rid of this stupid song in my head and is definetly south's fault" ordered to aim nuke weapons towards to South Korea and United States

[Camoron]

lmao

[always stevey]

This is going to be so awesome! It's gonna be just like Fallout 3.

[Autistic Spectrum]

post this thread to http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/

[Autistic Spectrum]

Full war declaration statement from DPRK (via KCNA):

The moves of the U.S. imperialists to violate the sovereignty of the DPRK and encroach upon its supreme interests have entered an extremely grave phase. Under this situation, the dear respected Marshal Kim Jong Un, brilliant commander of Mt. Paektu, convened an urgent operation meeting on the performance of duty of the Strategic Rocket Force of the Korean People's Army for firepower strike and finally examined and ratified a plan for firepower strike.

The important decision made by him is the declaration of a do-or-die battle to provide an epochal occasion for putting an end to the history of the long-standing showdown with the U.S. and opening a new era. It is also a last warning of justice served to the U.S., south Korean group and other anti-reunification hostile forces. The decision reflects the strong will of the army and people of the DPRK to annihilate the enemies.

Now the heroic service personnel and all other people of the DPRK are full of surging anger at the U.S. imperialists' reckless war provocation moves, and the strong will to turn out as one in the death-defying battle with the enemies and achieve a final victory of the great war for national reunification true to the important decision made by Kim Jong Un.

The Supreme Command of the KPA in its previous statement solemnly declared at home and abroad the will of the army and people of the DPRK to take decisive military counteraction to defend the sovereignty of the country and the dignity of its supreme leadership as regards the war moves of the U.S. and south Korean puppets that have reached the most extreme phase.

Not content with letting B-52 make sorties into the sky over south Korea in succession despite the repeated warnings of the DPRK, the U.S. made B-2A stealth strategic bomber and other ultra-modern strategic strike means fly from the U.S. mainland to south Korea to stage a bombing drill targeting the DPRK. This is an unpardonable and heinous provocation and an open challenge.

By taking advantage of the U.S. reckless campaign for a nuclear war against the DPRK, the south Korean puppets vociferated about "preemptive attack" and "strong counteraction" and even "strike at the commanding forces", openly revealing the attempt to destroy monuments symbolic of the dignity of the DPRK's supreme leadership.

This clearly shows that the U.S. brigandish ambition for aggression and the puppets' attempt to invade the DPRK have gone beyond the limit and their threats have entered the reckless phase of an actual war from the phase of threat and blackmail.

The prevailing grim situation more clearly proves that the Supreme Command of the KPA was just when it made the judgment and decision to decisively settle accounts with the U.S. imperialists and south Korean puppets by dint of the arms of Songun, because time when words could work has passed.

Now they are openly claiming that the B-2A stealth strategic bombers' drill of dropping nuclear bombs was "not to irritate the north" but "the defensive one". The U.S. also says the drill is "to defend the interests of its ally". However, it is nothing but a lame pretext to cover up its aggressive nature, evade the denunciation at home and abroad and escape from the DPRK's retaliatory blows.

The era when the U.S. resorted to the policy of strength by brandishing nuclear weapons has gone.

It is the resolute answer of the DPRK and its steadfast stand to counter the nuclear blackmail of the U.S. imperialists with merciless nuclear attack and their war of aggression with just all-out war.

They should clearly know that in the era of Marshal Kim Jong Un, the greatest-ever commander, all things are different from what they used to be in the past.

The hostile forces will clearly realize the iron will, matchless grit and extraordinary mettle of the brilliant commander of Mt. Paektu that the earth cannot exist without Songun Korea.

Time has come to stage a do-or-die final battle.

The government, political parties and organizations of the DPRK solemnly declare as follows reflecting the final decision made by Kim Jong Un at the operation meeting of the KPA Supreme Command and the unanimous will of all service personnel and people of the DPRK who are waiting for a final order from him.

1.From this moment, the north-south relations will be put at the state of war and all the issues arousing between the north and the south will be dealt with according to the wartime regulations.

The state of neither peace nor war has ended on the Korean Peninsula.

Now that the revolutionary armed forces of the DPRK have entered into an actual military action, the inter-Korean relations have naturally entered the state of war. Accordingly, the DPRK will immediately punish any slightest provocation hurting its dignity and sovereignty with resolute and merciless physical actions without any prior notice.

2. If the U.S. and the south Korean puppet group perpetrate a military provocation for igniting a war against the DPRK in any area including the five islands in the West Sea of Korea or in the area along the Military Demarcation Line, it will not be limited to a local war, but develop into an all-out war, a nuclear war.

It is self-evident that any military conflict on the Korean Peninsula is bound to lead to an all-out war, a nuclear war now that even U.S. nuclear strategic bombers in its military bases in the Pacific including Hawaii and Guam and in its mainland are flying into the sky above south Korea to participate in the madcap DPRK-targeted nuclear war moves.

The first strike of the revolutionary armed forces of the DPRK will blow up the U.S. bases for aggression in its mainland and in the Pacific operational theatres including Hawaii and Guam and reduce not only its military bases in south Korea but the puppets' ruling institutions including Chongwadae and puppet army's bases to ashes at once, to say nothing of the aggressors and the provokers.

3. The DPRK will never miss the golden chance to win a final victory in a great war for national reunification.

This war will not be a three day-war but it will be a blitz war through which the KPA will occupy all areas of south Korea including Jeju Island at one strike, not giving the U.S. and the puppet warmongers time to come to their senses, and a three-dimensional war to be fought in the air, land and seas and on the front line and in the rear.

This sacred war of justice will be a nation-wide, all-people resistance involving all Koreans in the north and the south and overseas in which the traitors to the nation including heinous confrontation maniacs, warmongers and human scum will be mercilessly swept away.

No force on earth can break the will of the service personnel and people of the DPRK all out in the just great war for national reunification and of all other Koreans and overpower their might.

Holding in high esteem the peerlessly great men of Mt. Paektu, the Korean people will give vent to the pent-up grudge and realize their cherished desire and thus bring a bright day of national reunification and build the best power on this land without fail.

[steveyos]

post this thread to http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/
AKCYNRfokKs

[Lisa Claus]

They are tired of Gangnam style meme

Kim Jong-un says "I cannot get rid of this stupid song in my head and is definetly south's fault" ordered to aim nuke weapons towards to South Korea and United StatesNot too bad.

But declare war on, not to. You declare war on someone.

Also just say "towards South Korea", not "towards to", you don't need to say "to" after saying towards.

[juji]

Not too bad.

But declare war on, not to. You declare war on someone.

Also just say "towards South Korea", not "towards to", you don't need to say "to" after saying towards.

http://i.imgur.com/jI8Stjv.png

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa put her spell on every man here, she will never be banend the more hate you give her the stronger she get's she is an unstopable shit posting machine, report here a millon times it's just fueling her hate

[juji]

hey you fucking adpted her her preoblems IS ARE YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM because volunteer

hey Lizard King or Iggy's Husband lmfao

I hope you don't take serious about my post, she's my adopted lizard, so don't need to make complaints, thanks Iggy's husband.

[Lisa Claus]

http://i.imgur.com/jI8Stjv.pnglol

[Autistic Spectrum]

quote this if you want to hate fuck lisa

[Camoron]

http://i.imgur.com/jI8Stjv.png

:rofl:

[Autistic Spectrum]

quote this if you want to hate fuck lisa

[Camoron]

i know tim does

[juji]

where is that vid of elz spazzing out on cam i think ruby made it?

here is


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyfxq7E-DIM

[Camoron]

*sigh*

[Camoron]

quote this if you want to hate fuck lisa

weak yes. at least i know i wouldnt have to pay child support

[Autistic Spectrum]

i wouuld get her all riled up, get her mad as a horents nest, and then just hate fuck her till she shut the fuck up, when i was done i would blow my load all over her huge ass forhead and say

keep the change bitch,,

and walk out

[Camoron]

i might have to masturbate for the third time today

[Lisa Claus]

quote this if you want to hate fuck lisarequited

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am pretty sure lisa's pussy breaths fire and has sharp teeth

[Gentleman Doli]

lmao

[steveyos]

AKCYNRfokKs

[Gentleman Doli]

Op, op op. Tims hole style. [GAGNAM STYLE PARODY] [XD]
Views: 56,000,351

[elezzark]

i would appreciate it if you guys posted in my thread instead http://rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?6923-anyone-wanna-hang-out-on-cam

[Gentleman Doli]

i wouuld get her all riled up, get her mad as a horents nest, and then just hate fuck her till she shut the fuck up, when i was done i would blow my load all over her huge ass forhead and say

keep the change bitch,,

and walk out

i would do tihs but i would also say NEDM as i came for the win.

[Autistic Spectrum]

she would say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like darth vadar did in esp 3 attach of the siths as i walked out the door, And i would turn arond, head straight to her kitchen, grab the heavyest frying pan she owned, and smack her upside the head as hard as a possibley could knocking her to the floor, while i stood over her cummed up bloddy forhead i would whisper loudly YES LISA YES

[Lisa Claus]

she would say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO like darth vadar did in esp 3 attach of the siths as i walked out the door, And i would turn arond, head straight to her kitchen, grab the heavyest frying pan she owned, and smack her upside the head as hard as a possibley could knocking her to the floor, while i stood over her cummed up bloddy forhead i would whisper loudly YES LISA YESrubbish

you would cry after cumming and say, "hold me Lisa"

and I would say, "You are a done dinner, get out, NEXT!"

[steveyos]

AKCYNRfokKs

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would run out of lisa's studio apt, past the line of guys waiting in the hallway waiting to fuck her, with tears stearming down my face, knowing what i had done could never be undone

[Lisa Claus]

i wouldnt let you pay me for dick you scuzzbucketyou're repulsive

no-one wants you

leave

[Lisa Claus]

i would run out of lisa's studio apt, past the line of guys waiting in the hallway waiting to fuck her, with tears stearming down my face, knowing what i had done could never be undonewhy did I feel bad for a minute then?

[Autistic Spectrum]

because you would use me up and thorw me out like so many others, you want dick, you crave cock all day everday, i'm just a peice of meat to you lisa, but in reality i have fellings, if you prick me do i not bleed.

[Lisa Claus]

because you would use me up and thorw me out like so many others, you want dick, you crave cock all day everday, i'm just a peice of meat to you lisa, but in reality i have fellings, if you prick me do i not bleed.I would have to conduct tests on you to see if you bleed or not.

I'm not allowed cock for 2 weeks

that makes me want it more

as soon as I'm allowed again I probably won't care

you keep teasing me with your cock and that is cruel

[steveyos]

North Korea declares war on this fuxcking gay forum

[Autistic Spectrum]

you know in like porn video's on pornhub there always tiltled CRAZY SLUT CRAVES COCKS ALL DAY EVERYDAY AND GETS IT IN HER ALL HER HOLES

i am always like ya that would be awesome if girls like that acutally existed and this was not just fake porn shit


tben i meet lisa, and all my dreams came true

[Lisa Claus]

I don't like anal

[steveyos]

lisanet

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa i am not trying to be mean, or whatever but have you ever thought of selling your holes for money, like just become a hooker, you love dicks, you don't have to leave the house, you just have guys come over fuck you and give you money, it seems like a win / win to me

[steveyos]

great post dp

[Lisa Claus]

lisa i am not trying to be mean, or whatever but have you ever thought of selling your holes for money, like just become a hooker, you love dicks, you don't have to leave the house, you just have guys come over fuck you and give you money, it seems like a win / win to meI got offered that job twice

it's legal in australia and you pay tax on your earnings

they have like $2,000 a week base rate and a company car at one of them and you get $300 for each guy you fuck

one of them, the one with the company car you had to go to them

the other one without the car was set in a bar and had a one sided mirror so it was explained to me that you can stay in the room and look through the mirror and if you see a guy you want to approach you go out then and approach them... that actually didn't sound too bad

but no, I don't want to be a prostitute, I'm not actually like that

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am talking to rolfbrothel about you on im chat right as we speak

[Autistic Spectrum]

I got offered that job twice

it's legal in australia and you pay tax on your earnings

they have like $2,000 a week base rate and a company car at one of them and you get $300 for each guy you fuck

one of them, the one with the company car you had to go to them

the other one without the car was set in a bar and had a one sided mirror so it was explained to me that you can stay in the room and look through the mirror and if you see a guy you want to approach you go out then and approach them... that actually didn't sound too bad

but no, I don't want to be a prostitute, I'm not actually like that

take the job, try it out for week if you dont like it quit, i am behind you on this lisa

[Lisa Claus]

take the job, try it out for week if you dont like it quit, i am behind you on this lisaNo.

It's against my morals for myself.

I've been friends with 2 prostitutes in my life though, I'm not against it, just not something that I would want to do. No it would feel shit.

Besides those offers were when I was younger, haven't had that offer in about 10 years :P

[steveyos]

tell marnie about that awesome post made on this forum about lisa

[the president of sex]

i am pretty sure lisa's pussy breaths fire and has sharp teeth
not after that seven inch wide hose

[Camoron]

you know in like porn video's on pornhub there always tiltled CRAZY SLUT CRAVES COCKS ALL DAY EVERYDAY AND GETS IT IN HER ALL HER HOLES

i am always like ya that would be awesome if girls like that acutally existed and this was not just fake porn shit


tben i meet lisa, and all my dreams came true
except she looks like a teenage boy and has a damaged hole

[maks]

damaged is an understatement, it's like chernobyl down there

[Camoron]

that hole area is more devastated than the gulf coast

[the president of sex]

I got offered that job twice

it's legal in australia and you pay tax on your earnings

they have like $2,000 a week base rate and a company car at one of them and you get $300 for each guy you fuck

one of them, the one with the company car you had to go to them

the other one without the car was set in a bar and had a one sided mirror so it was explained to me that you can stay in the room and look through the mirror and if you see a guy you want to approach you go out then and approach them... that actually didn't sound too bad

but no, I don't want to be a prostitute, I'm not actually like that

yes you do and yes you are

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/439516/Avatar/1328010292180.jpg

[lnopia the great]

rubbish

you would cry after cumming and say, "hold me Lisa"

and I would say, "You are a done dinner, get out, NEXT!"

yes you would say next please until every meth addict at the gangbang finished

[maks]

ironically lisa would get a better class of men as a prostitute, when left to her own devices she tends to gravitate towards junkie losers, people who are worse off than her are hard to find and she couldn't possibly like someone who is better than her in any way

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa should really take a hard look at become a pro cock sucker it seems like a solid career path for her

[Lisa Claus]

lisa should really take a hard look at become a pro cock sucker it seems like a solid career path for herstop sexually harassing me

it's arousing

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa slowly unzips her pants

ZEUSES THUNDEROUS VOICE YELLS

RELEASE THE KRACKEN

end scene

[Lisa Claus]

lisa slowly unzips her pants

ZEUSES THUNDEROUS VOICE YELLS

RELEASE THE KRACKEN

end scenehot

[Lisa Claus]

http://shockradardotorg.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/tumblr_m5jho4klzl1qdc388o1_500.gif?w=551don't copy gifs I post about my own vagina you fucking loser

I posted that months ago

that is my vagina and that is juji cowering and getting a squirty

[Plug Drugs]

This is going to be so awesome! It's gonna be just like Fallout 3.

hell yeah i cant wait

[Lisa Claus]

hell yeah i cant waitwhat are you talking to that THING about and for?

[Autistic Spectrum]

you fucked up plug drugs, cat avatar lady is a lisa hater, and you, your lisa's interent husband

[blumpkin blownuts]

what are you talking to that THING about and for?

she's funny and sexy you have every right to be jealous

[always stevey]

hell yeah i cant wait

All the death and destruction and monsters to battle with miniguns. Sign me up, can't wait to get high on gratuitous
amounts of jet and med x.

[always stevey]

she's funny and sexy you have every right to be jealous

Bob is great. Why can't you be more like Bob, Lisa?

[Camoron]

I would have to conduct tests on you to see if you bleed or not.

I'm not allowed cock for 2 weeks

that makes me want it more

as soon as I'm allowed again I probably won't care

you keep teasing me with your cock and that is cruel

just cant wait to muder another baby can you?

[steveyos]

just cant wait to muder another baby can you?

[steveyos]

just cant wait to muder another baby can you?

[m0nde]

DPRK Chopra

[always stevey]

DPRK Chopra

Hiya handsome! <3

[Camoron]

lol he was referncing deepak chopra