GulDucat(cat avatar guy) If you are really a girl then you can easily answer these questions.

[Autistic Spectrum]

1.what do girls smell like?

2.why does sex fell like?

3.how much do tampons cost?

4.do they have stand up urinals in the laides room?

:hankler:

[always stevey]

Girls smell like victoria secrets noir spray and lotion.

sex hurts

tampons are 6.39 (ph balanced)

no urinals

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok your story checks out, will you have sex with me and the rest of the boys from rubynet now.

[always stevey]

My body is a temple.

[sex with dead people]

Hey new kid, where did you come from?

[Lisa Claus]

dp dates jack venooker

[always stevey]

Sending DP exclusive pictures of zucchinis violating my holes.

[rubycalaber]

this confuses me since both lizards and girls are always terrible posters but gulducat is p funny

[Autistic Spectrum]

that's why i don't belive cat avatar guy is a girl at all cause he lays down the sick burns

[Lisa Claus]

this confuses me since both lizards and girls are always terrible posters but gulducat is p funny*kicks you in the nuts*

[Lisa Claus]

that's why i don't belive cat avatar guy is a girl at all cause he lays down the sick burnsno

they literally "lay down" 500 posts a week of idiotic desperate obsessed fucktard shit that most people ignore because it is tedious, incessant and obtuse

[always stevey]

that's why i don't belive cat avatar guy is a girl at all cause he lays down the sick burns

I don't appreciate your facetious, contemptuous posting tone at my expense.

[Autistic Spectrum]

:sickburn: cat avatar guy

[always stevey]

I never know how to fucking reply to you. All I can do is seethe from my computer.

[Gentleman Doli]

this confuses me since both lizards and girls are always terrible posters but gulducat is p funny

on teh other hand u literaly lost a grand sweep of like 1488 matches in a 69 year old video game to a guy who was probably high on 420 different drugs at the time.

[Autistic Spectrum]

dustin beat him even worse ruby is really fucking terrible at that game

[rubycalaber]

*kicks you in the nuts*

*Catches your leg mid swing and shatters your tibia in eight places and your fibula in four.*


on teh other hand u literaly lost a grand sweep of like 1488 matches in a 69 year old video game to a guy who was probably high on 420 different drugs at the time.

Ruby has thrown his recent Counter-Strike: Source matches for political purposes. I would not expect you to understand the vast and complex machinations Ruby is constantly devising.


dustin beat him even worse ruby is really fucking terrible at that game

Dustin was clearly using an illegitimate aiming assistance program.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

[Lisa Claus]

*Catches your leg mid swing and shatters your tibia in eight places and your fibula in four.*







No.

Because I'm a ninja.

[Gentleman Doli]

Hello Rubeys autistic alter ego.

[StompleB]

1.what do girls smell like?

2.why does sex fell like?

3.how much do tampons cost?

4.do they have stand up urinals in the laides room?

:hankler:

whatever bob hughes makes his pillow smell like

probably like wet dog fur or art

like 20% of a diva cup amirite

not when ladies rooms are built by men :arms:

[Lisa Claus]

whatever bob hughes makes his pillow smell like

probably like wet dog fur or art

like 20% of a diva cup amirite

not when ladies rooms are built by men :arms:I do not want to know why you think sex feels like wet dog fur

[Autistic Spectrum]

maybe because it does

[Autistic Spectrum]

idk what a diva cup is and i am not gonna google it

[StompleB]

maybe because it does

http://i.imgur.com/SmOuq4F.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

gonna bing it instead


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[Autistic Spectrum]

ok so it'a a cup a lady straps on to her pussy and it fills with blood all day then she has to pour it out and or drink it wtf

[Autistic Spectrum]

To remove, pull gently on the stem of The DivaCup until you can reach the base of the cup. Pinch the base of the cup to release the seal and continue to pull down to remove it. After the cup has been removed, empty the contents in the toilet, wash The DivaCup well with warm water and The DivaWash, or a mild unscented water-based (oil-free) soap, and reinsert.








wtf stomple that is unclean, how do you even know what this is did you date a girl who uses a tampon that she reuses over and over again god dammit that's awful

[rubycalaber]

No.

Because I'm a ninja.

I'm a very scary robot.


Hello Rubeys autistic alter ego.

Hello generic ironic shitposter #16442.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

[always stevey]

I'm a very scary robot.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

Cylon.

Getting myself a divacup tomorrow. Can't wait to fit it snuggly into my tight vagina.

[Camoron]

wasnt Ducat the name of a alol poster

gul ducat is a character from star trek anyways

[Camoron]

and therefore there is no way it is agirl

[Lisa Claus]

I'm a very scary robot.



oh shit you win

had to let you win SOMETHING this week I guess

[blumpkin blownuts]

sex hurts


it's not supposed to hurt, unless you're talking about a little soreness afterwards. are you relaxed when you have sex or all tensed up

[Garfield]

wasnt Ducat the name of a alol poster

gul ducat is a character from star trek anyways
i think youre onto somethign

[always stevey]

it's not supposed to hurt, unless you're talking about a little soreness afterwards. are you relaxed when you have sex or all tensed up

It hurts because I have the smallest, tightest vagina and the penis thuds against my cervix like a battering ram. Ouch.
:(

[Autistic Spectrum]

so sexy

[sex with dead people]

Way too graphic please stop.

[always stevey]

Way too graphic please stop.

Once, it was very close to my period and my boyfriend popped me with his fat military dick

[sex with dead people]

Are you sure it wasn't in the wrong hole?

[StompleB]

drunkpuppies look up vaginismus on ask jeeves

[always stevey]

Are you sure it wasn't in the wrong hole?
I would never put anything in my butt. God didn't design it that way.

[Gentleman Doli]

Hello generic ironic shitposter #16442.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/trollinatorgf4.gif

Hello

[Dustin]

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[Dustin]

I rep RUBYNET

[Camoron]

Are you sure it wasn't in the wrong hole?

i heard in the news about an old lady who had been using her pee hole as a vagina for 70 years and her vag was all sealed up :puke:

[sex with dead people]

I thought it was the same hole anyway

[rootbeer]

It hurts because I have the smallest, tightest vagina and the penis thuds against my cervix like a battering ram. Ouch.
:(

[StompleB]

that's so metal

[rootbeer]

thats so raven

[always stevey]

Metal fucking sucks.

[always stevey]

Metal is for depressed homos and old people that work on kit cars.

[always stevey]

omg
*rolls eyes*

[juji]

You may leave now. black metal sucks, metal is awesome.

That's terrible post, i don't understand why you don't learn from others, i have nothing against metal which is unrelated to Rock & Roll.

Seriously, you are an old person than young people make better posts than you, except m0nde who is 40 years old is barely better than you lmfao

[Autistic Spectrum]

cervix battering ram is a good name for a metal band

[Autistic Spectrum]

you just messed with the founding member of the sea kitten crew, prepare for ownage from abouve,bloew and to teh side your sould it will be traded

[juji]

cervix battering ram is a good name for a metal band

sex metal music

[juji]

when you have to explain your sarcasm it really takes away from it, do they have sarcasm in ghost pepper chile or wherever the fuck you stuff your tacos at night?

Nice, well good job for trying to fit in

[Autistic Spectrum]

sex metal music

uN0yI-ambNY

[sex with dead people]

I wanna talk to that goldcat person on the phone.

[maks]

what a boring song it's literally just a bass line and clips of some girl from an old movie

[always stevey]

It's all noise!

[Autistic Spectrum]

i want to fuck you to enter sandman by metillica and bash in your pussy hole cave that fucking hole in

[Autistic Spectrum]

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this is the song i shall fill you with my seed to guldacdsyt

[blumpkin blownuts]

I got to see thrill kill with ministry and i bought a thrill kill shirt
they are one of my favorite bands, i didnt think anyone here had even heard of em

[blumpkin blownuts]

my favorte is the devil does drugs
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thrill kill was what put the cool in the movie Cool World

[Camoron]

lol this thread feels like im in a trailer park and two white trash parties next door to each other are competing to get people to come