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maks
03-23-2013, 06:07 PM
Lie down with :lizard:s you wake up with scales

rubycalaber
03-23-2013, 06:11 PM
wait........... he wasnt the father of the aborted baby was he?

always stevey
03-23-2013, 06:13 PM
I don't really have any say in this since I'm a noob, but he's a dirty junky and all junkies must die

maks
03-23-2013, 06:14 PM
wait........... he wasnt the father of the aborted baby was he?

pfft no, he can't get an erection and he's too much of a pussy to do anything with it if he could.

maks
03-23-2013, 06:15 PM
I don't really have any say in this since I'm a noob, but he's a dirty junky and all junkies must die

yeah you've pretty much got him figured out, there's not much more to say

oh he also thinks tool is the most talented band ever so he has shitty taste in music too

Autistic Spectrum
03-23-2013, 06:16 PM
mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig is just a hapless pawn in lisa's high stakes internet posting game

maks
03-23-2013, 06:16 PM
brb registering thinkingofhiringmikeberg.com

always stevey
03-23-2013, 06:18 PM
yeah you've pretty much got him figured out, there's not much more to say

oh he also thinks tool is the most talented band ever so he has shitty taste in music too

It's because they have a song called "opiate"

maks
03-23-2013, 06:23 PM
It's because they have a song called "opiate"

that's off their best album and ironically it's the one he doesn't like. he's all about their later bullshit where the whole song is a bass riff and maynard whining about some bullshit that sounds like it came from a 14 year old's livejournal

always stevey
03-23-2013, 06:25 PM
He likes the new tool albums? really?

maks
03-23-2013, 06:47 PM
He likes the new tool albums? really?

yeah he goes on for paragraphs and paragraphs about how they're so deep and insightful and they redefined music and they're modern day mozarts and they're way better than the 800 other mid 90's hard rock bands that sound just like them

always stevey
03-23-2013, 06:55 PM
Druggies and their music obsessions.

maks
03-23-2013, 06:58 PM
drug addicts usually have pretty good taste in music actually but of course he had to pick the most generic tryhard band he could think of

it was probably the first video he saw on mtv or some crap

rubycalaber
03-23-2013, 07:31 PM
so why are you mad at plug drugs did you pay him for some crack that he never coughed up

clay
03-23-2013, 07:33 PM
official petition to ban rubycalaber

always stevey
03-23-2013, 07:34 PM
I'm mad at all junkies because they spread aids.

maks
03-23-2013, 07:37 PM
so why are you mad at plug drugs did you pay him for some crack that he never coughed up

We'd known each other for like 5 years, all of a sudden he's bff's with clump and when she tells some idiotic tall tale about how I'm leading a conspiracy against him the fucker believes it without even asking me.

rubycalaber
03-23-2013, 07:43 PM
whos clump, lisa?

this is some tactical espionage action alright

Autistic Spectrum
03-23-2013, 07:45 PM
i hate him because he was a background poster for 7 years then all the sudden he's a major villian as soon as he's nice to lisa, he hitched his wagon to the worst person on earth to gain some forum cred

maks
03-23-2013, 07:46 PM
yeah clump is lisa, lisa is a clump, etc. of all the people to believe about anything. what a stupid fuck.

I'd like to point out that my poll has 8 votes for 'yes' btw the people have spoken

juji
03-23-2013, 08:35 PM
whos clump, lisa?

this is some tactical espionage action alright

Metal Gear Solid

sex with dead people
03-24-2013, 09:14 AM
fuck that plug drugs kid

Gentleman Doli
03-24-2013, 11:17 AM
i hate him because he was a background poster for 7 years then all the sudden he's a major villian as soon as he's nice to lisa, he hitched his wagon to the worst person on earth to gain some forum cred

I have hated him for much loanger tahn that, Autistic Spectrum, but I apreciate teh point u are trying to make watih this post and believe it is a good wan.

Dustin
03-24-2013, 12:24 PM
he can shread pretty hard on guitar though :rockout:

Camoron
03-25-2013, 12:50 AM
plug drugs should not have been tolerated as long as he was, every post was just about how life changing it is to abuse prescription drugs or introspective navel gazing about how fucking rad nietzsche is and none of us could understand it or how shitty his life is because of his abuse of prescription drugs

maks
03-25-2013, 01:03 AM
A lot of that is just his shitty gimmick he's clinging to for way too long, I was pretty friendly with the guy we chatted on steam pretty often and he was never that long winded

always stevey
03-25-2013, 01:05 AM
What is it with pseudo-intellectuals and Nietzsche?

maks
03-25-2013, 01:10 AM
hitler maybe I dunno