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always stevey
03-17-2013, 10:58 PM
:)

I win

rootbeer
03-17-2013, 10:58 PM
you both lost

maks
03-17-2013, 10:58 PM
Oh yeah, you'd win mine based on attitude and sanity alone

And, again, I think you're a guy so that's saying a lot.

blumpkin blownuts
03-17-2013, 10:59 PM
my penis belongs 2u! no contest

always stevey
03-17-2013, 10:59 PM
Why hasn't Lisa begged for my cock yet?

juji
03-17-2013, 11:02 PM
Lisa asked me to show my penis like 506 times

always stevey
03-17-2013, 11:05 PM
She's asked to see my cock 0 times. Must be doing something wrong.

blumpkin blownuts
03-17-2013, 11:05 PM
she's also asked for mine several times and of course she will deny it now that i've stopped pretending to be nice to her

blumpkin blownuts
03-17-2013, 11:06 PM
She's asked to see my cock 0 times. Must be doing something wrong.

she's into girls too, just start ironically taking her side in one of her endless arguments and she'll ask to see your tits

always stevey
03-17-2013, 11:08 PM
*shudders*

m0nde
03-17-2013, 11:09 PM
goldchat showed me their cock and i said it wasn't as nice as obv's

Lisa Claus
03-17-2013, 11:09 PM
um no

I got all the cock I can handle or want

you are but I don't see any takers for you

bad luck

try next forum and woman you are jealous of to troll

maks
03-17-2013, 11:10 PM
goldchat showed me their cock and i said it wasn't as nice as obv's

gulducat = nic sales btw

Lisa Claus
03-17-2013, 11:11 PM
Lisa asked me to show my penis like 506 timesjuji


how many times do I need to post the pages and pages of pm's I get from you?

Yep I've asked to see your cock. A couple of times.

I've also heard some pretty gross stories about your cock so I am curious.

always stevey
03-17-2013, 11:11 PM
Why does Lisa think I am jealous? lol

m0nde
03-17-2013, 11:12 PM
mike bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig has pics of lisa's cock

m0nde
03-17-2013, 11:12 PM
gulducat = nic sales btw= killgreys

timmy
03-17-2013, 11:13 PM
= killgreys

maks
03-17-2013, 11:16 PM
= killgreys

oh yeah I forgot about that aspect of it, not only is she a chick she's the hottest who has ever posted here

juji
03-17-2013, 11:18 PM
guatemalan zipperhead sales

Lisa Claus
03-17-2013, 11:19 PM
you both lostyou just dropped off my list of people I like for trying to include me in this retard bush-pig's insane jealous trolling

I have nothing to do with that repulsive slag thanks and I liked you because you seemed to be a decent person, if you got that confused and want to lump me in with some retarded obsessed jealous slag who is trying to pick up any guy she could get then forget that

Lisa Claus
03-17-2013, 11:21 PM
I don't know who killgreys is, never seen her in the 9 months I've posted here

Gush though, she's gorgeous, plus she owns the shit out of sleazebags

m0nde
03-17-2013, 11:21 PM
wow, turned on rootbeer out of the blue, you really have a problem

always stevey
03-17-2013, 11:23 PM
I've been flirting with Flag on skype all day. He says he's not coming back and he's gonna dox the shit out you for using him, Lisa.

maks
03-17-2013, 11:23 PM
wow, turned on rootbeer out of the blue, you really have a problem

like you didn't see it coming

Lisa Claus
03-17-2013, 11:27 PM
I've been flirting with Flag on skype all day. He says he's not coming back and he's gonna dox the shit out you for using him, Lisa.doubt that

Flag isn't stupid. And we adore each other in a textual capacity.


Also he hasn't been on skype or online at all today

Also we all saw you pming him yesterday when he made a topic about me, he posted the pms, it was pretty pathetic, and he wasn't interested in you

always stevey
03-17-2013, 11:28 PM
He's invisible because he's avoiding you. He says you're a fucking weirdo. He tells
me how funny I am when I shit talk you and how he wants to use all the money he won in court battles to shower me with gifts.

juji
03-17-2013, 11:28 PM
Flag is stupid, get over it

maks
03-17-2013, 11:32 PM
Flag is stupid, get over it

blumpkin blownuts
03-17-2013, 11:33 PM
I don't know who killgreys is, never seen her in the 9 months I've posted here

Gush though, she's gorgeous, plus she owns the shit out of sleazebags

gush would gain your confidence in a split second then spend 40 hrs absolutely massacreing you in a megathread
really hope she coems back

blumpkin blownuts
03-17-2013, 11:35 PM
you just dropped off my list of people I like for trying to include me in this retard bush-pig's insane jealous trolling

I have nothing to do with that repulsive slag thanks and I liked you because you seemed to be a decent person, if you got that confused and want to lump me in with some retarded obsessed jealous slag who is trying to pick up any guy she could get then forget that

"WAHHHHHAAAHHHHH B-B-BUT I THOUGHT YUO LIEKED MEEEEEEEE"
story of lisa's dreadful life

always stevey
03-17-2013, 11:37 PM
Rootbeer's heart is breaking.

m0nde
03-17-2013, 11:38 PM
poor rootbeer :(

maks
03-17-2013, 11:38 PM
gush would gain your confidence in a split second then spend 40 hrs absolutely massacreing you in a megathread
really hope she coems back

gush's tactics only worked on a certain type of guy, the type of guy who will fall for a girl on the internet. luckily for her there's a lot of those guys out there.

Lisa Claus
03-17-2013, 11:38 PM
gush would gain your confidence in a split second then spend 40 hrs absolutely massacreing you in a megathread
really hope she coems backYeah I like Gush

she doesn't seem to like you though

Lisa Claus
03-17-2013, 11:39 PM
Flag is stupid, get over ithardly

you get dumber by the minute though

blumpkin blownuts
03-17-2013, 11:39 PM
gush's tactics only worked on a certain type of guy, the type of guy who will fall for a girl on the internet. luckily for her there's a lot of those guys out there.

i'm sure it would work on a girl who's like that too

maks
03-17-2013, 11:40 PM
poor rootbeer :(

He's a nice guy, he treats everyone well and is (mostly) treated well in return. Sometimes, though, it's going to come back to bite him in the ass. I'm sure he knew this day would come, he's not stupid nor is he blind.

Lisa Claus
03-17-2013, 11:40 PM
Rootbeer doesn't really care who likes who

but I think to try and lump me with a retarded psychopathetic bush-pig... well it was called for that I told him where to shove it.

maks
03-17-2013, 11:40 PM
i'm sure it would work on a girl who's like that too

That's a very good possibility and I see where you're going with this and I like it.

Lisa Claus
03-17-2013, 11:42 PM
Fact is

Gush is a very attractive, funny clever chick who gets harassed the fuck out of by complete losers here who then cry and whinge and act hard done by when she gives even the tiniest amount of that back

that is actually how weak and pathetic some of you guys act.

You should note that a decent guy would not have that problem with her.

juji
03-17-2013, 11:45 PM
Fact is

Gush is a very attractive, funny clever chick who gets harassed the fuck out of by complete losers here who then cry and whinge and act hard done by when she gives even the tiniest amount of that back

that is actually how weak and pathetic some of you guys act.

You should note that a decent guy would not have that problem with her.

Too bad, Gush's kindeys are damaged.

Lisa Claus
03-18-2013, 12:09 AM
Too bad, Gush's kindeys are damaged.juji nothing you say about Gush is ever true

blumpkin blownuts
03-18-2013, 12:11 AM
clay said that, you weren't here then just like you shouldn't be here now

maks
03-18-2013, 12:12 AM
Too bad, Gush's kindeys are damaged.

so is tim's hole

Lisa Claus
03-18-2013, 12:13 AM
so is tim's holemaks

m0nde
03-18-2013, 12:25 AM
lisa.txt is waiting for more rage

blumpkin blownuts
03-18-2013, 12:26 AM
i'm trying but talking directly to lisa is such a chore

Lisa Claus
03-18-2013, 12:33 AM
maks

juji
03-18-2013, 12:44 AM
Anyone got replies from mouthbleed@gmail.com

juji
03-18-2013, 12:45 AM
lol Gushes real name is Michelle

m0nde
03-18-2013, 12:45 AM
Michelle Dillodort Gelt

always stevey
09-10-2013, 01:48 PM
Bump

BatteriWyfe
09-10-2013, 01:49 PM
what's the tally?

how many penises you got cag?

always stevey
09-10-2013, 01:50 PM
I have all the penises.

always stevey
09-10-2013, 01:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y_HhSFdFAc

Got some south african cyborg cock

BatteriWyfe
09-10-2013, 01:51 PM
great thread about me

Autistic Spectrum
09-10-2013, 01:54 PM
lisa went to the steveyos school of fourm posting, or something this is terrible to watch

always stevey
09-10-2013, 01:59 PM
stop talking about lisa please. it makes you look obsessed with her

Autistic Spectrum
09-10-2013, 02:02 PM
your the one who's obsessed with lisa, and your codey's friend 2 boot

always stevey
09-10-2013, 02:02 PM
Rude.

always stevey
09-10-2013, 02:02 PM
*marks thread read*

rootbeer
09-10-2013, 02:04 PM
stop talking about lisa please. it makes you look obsessed with her

cmon guuys cag needs some attention too

always stevey
09-10-2013, 02:05 PM
yeah

Gentleman Doli
09-10-2013, 02:06 PM
cag

always stevey
09-10-2013, 02:06 PM
yay

LadyKillmonger
09-24-2013, 03:52 AM
she's also asked for mine several times and of course she will deny it now that i've stopped pretending to be nice to herum you're really ugly and not the smartest person I've met by a long shot and I've never ONCE asked to see your dick, gross, never ONCE, I have never even ever liked you lol

go ahead and post ONE example, it doesn't exist

LadyKillmonger
09-24-2013, 03:53 AM
actually I've only ever asked dp to show me his cock and I did that after him posting "show me your dick" to OB non stop for 2 months

everyone else has just showed me on their own accord and you'll never know the full list of who lol

the president of sex
09-24-2013, 04:54 AM
*Marks Thread Dead*

Gentleman Doli
09-24-2013, 12:21 PM
damn. the list of who googled "penises" and put one of tohse images in the pm box grows longer by the day