my chest hurts and my left arm is numb

[maks]

if I don't make it tell ruby never to buy another alienware, tell m0nde he's brown, tell bobhughes he's not immortal, tell iwc I regret that I never plowed her, and tell stompleb and plug drugs to leave

[JujiDrool]

maks

[StompleB]

go to the hospital

[always stevey]

Poor Maks. :(

[maks]

go to the hospital

Leave.

Alright, scratch that one off the list

[JujiDrool]

go towards the light maks

[juji]

Lack of Work Out?

[JujiDrool]

Lack of Work Out?maks is having a heart attack and dying because he is fat and mean

gather round

[always stevey]

Someone sounds bitter.

[JujiDrool]

maks

[maks]

Lack of Work Out?

No, it's a gall stone, I've had them for years, they hurt like a motherfucker but they're not particularly dangerous I'm just being dramatic.

Usually I take a percoset but I had a couple of adderal early this evening and I'm incredibly cautious with drugs, almost to the point of paranoia, so I'm just going to have to deal with it until it passes.

[JujiDrool]

maks

[juji]

That sucks, you have to listen the doctor

[syncan aka ken post jr]

you ever have rocks come out your pee hole it's not fun

[JujiDrool]

I'm glad that maks has to pee rocks

[maks]

That sucks, you have to listen the doctor

the doctor said I'm just going to deal with them and gave me percoset



you ever have rocks come out your pee hole it's not fun

I had a kidney stone once but I didn't notice when I passed it, it appears that my pee hole is substantially bigger than the tube connecting my kidneys to my bladder

[blumpkin blownuts]

No, it's a gall stone, I've had them for years, they hurt like a motherfucker but they're not particularly dangerous I'm just being dramatic.

Usually I take a percoset but I had a couple of adderal early this evening and I'm incredibly cautious with drugs, almost to the point of paranoia, so I'm just going to have to deal with it until it passes.

you can safely mix percocet and adderall

[fanfare]

ctrl+f fanfare .. no fanfare found :( siiigghhhh

[blumpkin blownuts]

i have a bladder stone but it hurts like crazy when it tries to enter my piss port, so i'm gonna wait until it gets big enough that they have no choice but to pulverize it with ultrasound

[juji]

ctrl+f fanfare .. no fanfare found :( siiigghhhh

I suggest you should go back to Twitter

[maks]

you can safely mix percocet and adderall

well I guess you would know

can I safely take percoset that expired 2 years ago?

[maks]

ctrl+f fanfare .. no fanfare found :( siiigghhhh

you only post once every 3 months I figure by the time you showed up everyone would have forgotten my message

[fanfare]

aw thats not true ive been posting a lot more.. or i guess no i dont nevermind haha. i hope you feel better.

[JujiDrool]

maks and his pee hole

faking a heart attack

[Gentleman Doli]

Chest pain is a medical emergency.

[JujiDrool]

Chest pain is a medical emergency.no apparently it's a problem with your pee hole

he is faking his own death

[Gentleman Doli]

no apparently it's a problem with your pee hole

he is faking his own death

Im goign to fuck your hole

[maks]

aw thats not true ive been posting a lot more.. or i guess no i dont nevermind haha. i hope you feel better.

I will, hopefully this will be a short one I've had these things last for 6-8 hours. It's not the most painful one ever, but I still want to get doped up or at least drunk.


Chest pain is a medical emergency.

Fuck that, don't need to spend 5 hours in the ER and pay $3000 for them to tell me what I already know

[Gentleman Doli]

if u have insurance it only costs like 100 bucks lol...

[JujiDrool]

it appears that my pee hole is substantially bigger than the tube connecting my kidneys to my bladdershow and tell time with maks

[JujiDrool]

Im goign to fuck your holeeveryone needs to stop fucking my hole

[blumpkin blownuts]

well I guess you would know

can I safely take percoset that expired 2 years ago?

yep
almost all pills will last about 10 years, sometimes longer, unless you keep them in a humid place like bathrooms. but if that's the case they will show visible surface damage

[maks]

if u have insurance it only costs like 100 bucks lol...

Bullshit, I had great insurance at my last job and it was $500 for emergency procedures

And even the best insurance in the world doesn't help you avoid spending 8 fucking hours in the ER

[JujiDrool]

never fear

you have a substantially large pee hole

everything will be fine you can stop your fake heart attack now

[blumpkin blownuts]

Bullshit, I had great insurance at my last job and it was $500 for emergency procedures

And even the best insurance in the world doesn't help you avoid spending 8 fucking hours in the ER

you must have gone at a shitty time
last time i was at the ER i was seen immediately, and that was halloween night. i figured i'd be in line behind a bunch of run-over babys but i lucked out

[maks]

yep
almost all pills will last about 10 years, sometimes longer, unless you keep them in a humid place like bathrooms. but if that's the case they will show visible surface damage

Only got one 5-500 capsule left... Is valium safe to take with adderal and 3 year old percoset?

[JujiDrool]

Only got one 5-500 capsule left... Is valium safe to take with adderal and 3 year old percoset?yeah sure

take them all

your substantially large pee hole will deal with it

[maks]

you must have gone at a shitty time
last time i was at the ER i was seen immediately, and that was halloween night. i figured i'd be in line behind a bunch of run-over babys but i lucked out

every time is a shitty time at waterbury hospital, I was there in the middle of the fucking night I spent 6 hours in the waiting room and 2 hours in triage waiting for a cat scan never again

[JujiDrool]

maks fakes heart attacks

[blumpkin blownuts]

Only got one 5-500 capsule left... Is valium safe to take with adderal and 3 year old percoset?

valium and adderall will probably cancel out a little.
valium and percocet is a good combo for getting high, but i doubt you'll notice anything in any configuration if you only have 5mg of percocet to take

[maks]

valium and adderall will probably cancel out a little.
valium and percocet is a good combo for getting high, but i doubt you'll notice anything in any configuration if you only have 5mg of percocet to take

I took the adderal like 6 hours ago so it's probably worked it's way out of me for the most part but I'm not even close to tired and the valium usually knocks my ass right out pain or no pain

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah if you want to conk out then i'd day take the valium with the perco

[maks]

already took the percoset, waiting to see if it knocks out the pain before I waste another pill.

[JujiDrool]

this should be stickied

to highlight how retarded maks is

[m0nde]

he said he has gall stones, but all these illiterates are mixing it up with kidney stones

:/

[maks]

he said he has gall stones, but all these illiterates are mixing it up with kidney stones

:/

If they had them they'd know the difference, kidney stones are way worse and I wouldn't be in here joking about it I'd be doubled over in pain eating every percoset advil and tylenol I could get my hands on

[m0nde]

never had either, but i know that they're not pleasant. hope you feel better.

[maks]

I do, thanks. I've been getting gall stones since I was like 22, probably from the obscene amount of coffee I drink every single day. They bothered me a lot more back when I didn't know what they were and I've resigned myself to the fact that my gall bladder probably won't make it past my 45th birthday

[always stevey]

I gulp at least two whole pots of coffee a day. Dark times ahead..

[maks]

I cut down on soda but there's no fucking way I'm cutting down on coffee it just isn't going to happen

[always stevey]

I quit soda completely at least four or five months ago. It was harder to give up than weed or cocaine combined.

[maks]

It was easy for me, I prefer apple cider or cranberry juice anyway

[JujiDrool]

maks is fat

[m0nde]

i like cranberry juice and grapefruit juice

idk why i prefer bitter stuff like that

[maks]

how much coffee do you drink

[always stevey]

Lisa's life doesn't matter.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i only drank coffee as a special treat before rehab, now i drink 2-3 cups a day every day
and i still drink lots of ginger ale which is basically soda

[juji]

i hate coffee

[blumpkin blownuts]

i like my coffees how i like my men, black and sweet

[juji]

Do you like black men? wow

[blumpkin blownuts]

it's a joke elz...

[juji]

http://images2.freegaypornmedia.com/vimg/15/70346/70346_225x169_1099135.jpg

[plusle riot]

No, it's a gall stone, I've had them for years, they hurt like a motherfucker but they're not particularly dangerous I'm just being dramatic.

Usually I take a percoset but I had a couple of adderal early this evening and I'm incredibly cautious with drugs, almost to the point of paranoia, so I'm just going to have to deal with it until it passes.

i know that feel. gall stones are hereditary in my family on the womens side. had my gall bladder removed in '03. they gave me a morphine drip while some bitch that had her appendix out across from me wailed and moaned, then they threatened to take it away from me because i "wasn't using it enough". hue. i didnt even wait to be discharged and walked out in my gown the very next day. laser surgery is quite something but the navel incision took some getting over. just get it out, you'll feel loads better.

[internutt]

i worry...

[Garfield]

sometimes i get my dick real cold so its small and i lean back in the shower and dribble a little pee out so it runs down my buttcrack and soothes my hemmroids like jelly fish stings

[Garfield]

barrys boomerang dick does a number on my hole's main veins

[plusle riot]

i worry...

don't worry, be happy

[maks]

i know that feel. gall stones are hereditary in my family on the womens side. had my gall bladder removed in '03. they gave me a morphine drip while some bitch that had her appendix out across from me wailed and moaned, then they threatened to take it away from me because i "wasn't using it enough". hue. i didnt even wait to be discharged and walked out in my gown the very next day. laser surgery is quite something but the navel incision took some getting over. just get it out, you'll feel loads better.

did you have to change your diet

[plusle riot]

no, the only thing my stomach can't handle is red peppers which kinda sucks but i can live without. if i eat the slightest sliver i get all bloated and have a stomachache which i;m sure an antacid would take care of but i'm not a fucking pharmacy i don't buy that shit

[plusle riot]

had a dejavu reading that post as i hit submit woah

[maks]

no, the only thing my stomach can't handle is red peppers which kinda sucks but i can live without. if i eat the slightest sliver i get all bloated and have a stomachache which i;m sure an antacid would take care of but i'm not a fucking pharmacy i don't buy that shit

fine by me I don't like red peppers anyway but I heard you can't eat greasy stuff and there's no way I'm giving up philly cheese steak or sausage patties pain be damned

[plusle riot]

nah i'm good on that shit personally but i guess everyone can be different. the point is though, you'll have to have it removed at some point as it'll just fill up with more stones until it's just jam packed and you get to the point where you can't eat anything without having an attack where a stone lodges the stomach pipe and you're in constant pain. i was too far gone for the drugs that melt the stones down, my shit was in danger of the stones piercing my gall bladder and me ending up with septicemia

[always stevey]

Glad I have no penis

[plusle riot]

they don't come out your urethra

[maks]

nah i'm good on that shit personally but i guess everyone can be different. the point is though, you'll have to have it removed at some point as it'll just fill up with more stones until it's just jam packed and you get to the point where you can't eat anything without having an attack where a stone lodges the stomach pipe and you're in constant pain. i was too far gone for the drugs that melt the stones down, my shit was in danger of the stones piercing my gall bladder and me ending up with septicemia

yeah I heard if it gets really bad your gall bladder can burst, I'm sure it will eventually have to be removed but I'd like to wait until it's absolutely necessary before I have an organ chopped out I'm willing to deal with occasional pain to avoid potential drastic lifestyle changes

[maks]

they don't come out your urethra

everyone on this forum apparently thinks the gall bladder and the kidneys are the same thing

[plusle riot]

yeah I heard if it gets really bad your gall bladder can burst, I'm sure it will eventually have to be removed but I'd like to wait until it's absolutely necessary before I have an organ chopped out I'm willing to deal with occasional pain to avoid potential drastic lifestyle changes

you don't wanna wait that long, it's unbearable. i was carted off in an ambulance at one point, first time i got morphine intravenously and i offered my ride a blowjob AND a sandwich i felt so good. anyway it's not an organ you really need just like the appendix, just puts a little more pressure on the liver to make bile and mine's held up fine


everyone on this forum apparently thinks the gall bladder and the kidneys are the same thing

everyone on this forum's a dumbass

[maks]

you don't wanna wait that long, it's unbearable. i was carted off in an ambulance at one point, first time i got morphine intravenously and i offered my ride a blowjob AND a sandwich i felt so good. anyway it's not an organ you really need just like the appendix, just puts a little more pressure on the liver to make bile and mine's held up fine


at very least I'm going to wait until obamacare kicks in, if they're going to force me to buy health insurance then I am going to rape them for it

[plusle riot]

i thought you had health insurance. i'd be fucked without mine, lord knows they take enough out of my paycheck for it, i may as well use it.

[maks]

I used to but the company I work for now is too small to provide it and frankly I'd rather they pay me more instead of buying me shit I don't really need

[always stevey]

they don't come out your urethra

Where do they come out of? :)

[juji]

at very least I'm going to wait until obamacare kicks in, if they're going to force me to buy health insurance then I am going to rape them for it

It does require you (unless you are Amish) to have insurance coverage.

[maks]

It does require you (unless you are Amish) to have insurance coverage.

yeah pretty much, and I have to pay for it myself

[plusle riot]

I used to but the company I work for now is too small to provide it and frankly I'd rather they pay me more instead of buying me shit I don't really need

you end up paying more in the long run. idk it's just mind boggling how an illness can bankrupt someone here if they don't have coverage or benefits

[plusle riot]

yeah pretty much, and I have to pay for it myself

join the amish mafia. i actually watch that show

[maks]

you end up paying more in the long run. idk it's just mind boggling how an illness can bankrupt someone here if they don't have coverage or benefits

If I got cancer I could go on state insurance which is only $100 a month more than what I'd be paying if I didn't have cancer. It's mind boggling that people think it's way worse than it actually is and we need sweeping changes to a system which works just fine if you bother to take advantage of it

[steveyos]

lmfao marks had a coke stroke in 2013 and here we are all the way in 2018 and he's just getting off it, I sure do love weed no health affects smoking every day since 12 years old so happy I don't need drugs by being sad faggot reason and just get to smoke a nice natural plant so I can to do my situps and downs by a mcdonalds reason ^___^ I think all the weed is the reason I'm alive today tbqh man I'm so happy all I need is weed and I love that marks almost died lol

[steveyos]

you end up paying more in the long run. idk it's just mind boggling how an illness can bankrupt someone here if they don't have coverage or benefits

being a junkie is not an illness

[maks]

my health problems are taken care of how about yours

[steveyos]

junkie =/= health problems, donny

[maks]

say, aren't you disabled? it's almost as if the guy who does drugs every single day is less capable than the guy who used to do them casually, weird huh

[steveyos]

at least I don't listen to slayer

[steveyos]

here comes that green day reference because his friends didn't like green day growing up they liked slayer and hated green day so slayer is cool and green day drools

[Plug Drugs]

marks you had a stroke

[maks]

marks you had a stroke

every single time you post

[steveyos]

marks you had a stroke

[steveyos]

plug drugs just owned you and he swallows anything that looks like it might be a pill

[maks]

stevey setting the bar really low as usual

[steveyos]

thank me for risking nothing especially since my internet speed doubled to use the windows 10 fast ring to ensure your welfare shitty computer works for this new creators update coming up that I'm using right now, for you plebs, I'm doing it for you less fortunate less smart fucking faggot retards, thank me

[maks]

stevey setting the bar really low as usual

[maks]

I'll bet plug drugs will be your friend, he seems p desperate

[steveyos]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/bwPZu9L-CP0/hqdefault.jpg


this is exactly what you rwebcam looks like minus the skin color

[Desolation]

Stevey has to bump old threads since he got btfo all week in the new ones xd

[juji]

I'll bet plug drugs will be your friend, he seems p desperate

[juji]

Steffies told me how he unappreciated plug drugs long time ago, I doubt steffies needs a friend to own maks, then will backstab plug drugs later

[steveyos]

exactly it wouldn't even be fair marks is the one who needs recruits like cody and bgd lmao

[maks]

I've already got the entire forum

[maks]

really seems alright to me, I mean you've been raging for like 2 weeks straight making 9 or 10 2 paragraph posts in a row

[maks]

no

[maks]

how about I help you fill out an application at burger king