I love Dallas

[terror baby]

we had a ridic thunderstorm tonight dallas thunderstorms are the best ive ever experienced tbh

[maks]

hey you missed it we had a :lizard: here who's working on getting herself an abortion but she left yesterday great timing

[terror baby]

was it lisa?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

did u make love to lol whales while the thunder was masking your moans

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ya lisa's fetus is all the rage now it's a fourm meme

[terror baby]

did u make love to lol whales while the thunder was masking your moans
no im on my period this week

[maks]

was it lisa?



yep how'd you guess

[syncan aka ken post jr]

tim aburue is the father of the fetus

[terror baby]

lisa is obviously too old to conceive, i'd be surprised if she was telling the truth about being pregnant

[syncan aka ken post jr]

she posted a test result it seemed pretty legit to me

[doctor remulak]

was it lisa?

I am Doctor Remulak.

[terror baby]

link me and I'll confirm

[terror baby]

it was probably her daughter's pregnancy test, she just fished it out of the garbage or something

[maks]

link me and I'll confirm

http://i.imgur.com/OitRZSX.jpg

[syncan aka ken post jr]

the father is a meth head she meet on the interent and has known for like 2 whole months so she is going to kill her child, her little baby, that's growing inside of her. poor lisa's fetus

[terror baby]

god do old people just not own proper cameras? it doesn't say her name anywhere on there so I'm pretty skeptical but if she wants abortion advice she can go ahead and message me but then again I'm sure she's experienced.

[maks]

I'm proud to post on a forum that has an abortion expert

[syncan aka ken post jr]

flip the baby sucker 3000 on terror baby it's time 2 suck out this baby

[maks]

is there an employee cafeteria at the abortion clinic and does it sell red jello

[terror baby]

i wonder why she did a serum pregnancy test rather than an otc urine test, it's kind of fishy. I guess she's only 4 weeks pregnant which means she can just take the ru-486 pill to induce a miscarriage. She can't really get it sucked out unless she's over 6 weeks preg and she can't take the pill if she's over 8 weeks pregnant.

[maks]

I think she should take a bunch of pills enough to kill her, that would be best

[terror baby]

it'll probably come out with serious issues if she goes through with having it, probably some type of mental retardation or some other type of brain disorder

[fanfare]

you know where i love.. austin tx. they have one of the best wendy's drive thrus!

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i take those ru-486 pills evertime after i have sex just to be careful

[maks]

it could be her brother's, she said her brother put her in the hospital could very well have been rape and not just regular assault.

either way it's funny that she got hurt

[terror baby]

you know where i love.. austin tx. they have one of the best wendy's drive thrus!

We were going to move there but ended up in Dallas.

[maks]

I don't even know how I ended up in this forum.
I have nowhere to go.
My family abused me.
The only person in my life was someone who picked me up off the street battered and bruised and in shock and they turned out to be a ice junky who was using me for what he could. These are not things I want in my life.
I tried really hard to do something worthwhile. In spite of all the shit, not even having a home through highschool and never finishing I went and got myself two degrees when I was 21 and sat an entry exam and was lucky enough to be smart enough yto blitz it in, and that's about the only time in my life where having brain gave me a lift up, I wanted to teach and help children get through school because I never did and spent years before university living in what was hell, a violent man putting me in hospital because frankly I didn't know any better... and I did teach for a couple of years but I've seen too much shit there that I can't deal with and it only took a couple of kicks of the stool out from under me and I just can't... I just can't, I am not emotionally equipped to do that anymore. I got other jobs that wouldn't be as stressfull but when I lost those things just got worse and worse. Now I'm in a situation where junkies pick me up off the street when I'm bashed on xmas day because I'm even more pathetic than them. I've got nothing, nothing anymore and all I can worry about is what will happen to my cat. I'm not on a pension and I am struggling a lot, there is no safety net for me anymore, no family, no-one who cares... just mounting debts of bills that I can barely even pay anymore. I can't understand people at all... I can't understand why they do these horrible things to each other.... an ice junky actually looked good to me because he was the kindest person I had actually met in a really long time.
I don't spend my money on pot... I wish I could like I used to when I had money... it made things seem better. I wish there was somewhere I could take my cat so I knew she would be spoilt and looked after and I could just go quitely die. I had stopped breathing after my brother bashed me and I wish I had just been left to die.... it was easy to die at that point but people had to bring me back just so I could suffer more shit.. why? Why is everything like this? What the fuck kind of place is this and what the fuck kind of people are some of you. Some of you here aren't bad people at all but I just can't stand these pieces of shit, Ic an't stand them here and I can't stand them in the world anymore and I don't think I can fight any of them anymore. There is no help for what I'm going through but I honestly just don't think I lay here and take it anymore.... I just want to die but what will happen to my cat? My cat is the only good and pure thing in my life.
It's obviously true, I have obviously lost my mind but I don't even want my mind back in a world like this, if sane and doing well is doing to people what has been done to me and what I've seen others do even to children then I don't want to be sane, I don't even want to exist in way where I am aware of anything anymore.
What the fuck is this place and what the fuck kind of people are SOME of you? Am I supossed to abuse people, lie, use people to have a good life? Because I don't even want a life anymore. There is literally nothing more I have to offer or give and I can't live in a world like this anymore, I want out. Something bad is going to happen again... I know this feeling... something bad is going to happen... I hope I get to die this time and to the shit people I hope you burn on earth and to the good people, I wish you could be spared the abhorrent things that go on in this world but I at least hope you have comfort and some measure of happiness and I hope you are surrounded by other good people.

[fanfare]

ru-486 more like pentium pro

[terror baby]

it could be her brother's, she said her brother put her in the hospital could very well have been rape and not just regular assault.

either way it's funny that she got hurt

a woman's reproductive system shuts down during times of rape fyi

[terror baby]

I don't even know how I ended up in this forum.
I have nowhere to go.
My family abused me.
The only person in my life was someone who picked me up off the street battered and bruised and in shock and they turned out to be a ice junky who was using me for what he could. These are not things I want in my life.
I tried really hard to do something worthwhile. In spite of all the shit, not even having a home through highschool and never finishing I went and got myself two degrees when I was 21 and sat an entry exam and was lucky enough to be smart enough yto blitz it in, and that's about the only time in my life where having brain gave me a lift up, I wanted to teach and help children get through school because I never did and spent years before university living in what was hell, a violent man putting me in hospital because frankly I didn't know any better... and I did teach for a couple of years but I've seen too much shit there that I can't deal with and it only took a couple of kicks of the stool out from under me and I just can't... I just can't, I am not emotionally equipped to do that anymore. I got other jobs that wouldn't be as stressfull but when I lost those things just got worse and worse. Now I'm in a situation where junkies pick me up off the street when I'm bashed on xmas day because I'm even more pathetic than them. I've got nothing, nothing anymore and all I can worry about is what will happen to my cat. I'm not on a pension and I am struggling a lot, there is no safety net for me anymore, no family, no-one who cares... just mounting debts of bills that I can barely even pay anymore. I can't understand people at all... I can't understand why they do these horrible things to each other.... an ice junky actually looked good to me because he was the kindest person I had actually met in a really long time.
I don't spend my money on pot... I wish I could like I used to when I had money... it made things seem better. I wish there was somewhere I could take my cat so I knew she would be spoilt and looked after and I could just go quitely die. I had stopped breathing after my brother bashed me and I wish I had just been left to die.... it was easy to die at that point but people had to bring me back just so I could suffer more shit.. why? Why is everything like this? What the fuck kind of place is this and what the fuck kind of people are some of you. Some of you here aren't bad people at all but I just can't stand these pieces of shit, Ic an't stand them here and I can't stand them in the world anymore and I don't think I can fight any of them anymore. There is no help for what I'm going through but I honestly just don't think I lay here and take it anymore.... I just want to die but what will happen to my cat? My cat is the only good and pure thing in my life.
It's obviously true, I have obviously lost my mind but I don't even want my mind back in a world like this, if sane and doing well is doing to people what has been done to me and what I've seen others do even to children then I don't want to be sane, I don't even want to exist in way where I am aware of anything anymore.
What the fuck is this place and what the fuck kind of people are SOME of you? Am I supossed to abuse people, lie, use people to have a good life? Because I don't even want a life anymore. There is literally nothing more I have to offer or give and I can't live in a world like this anymore, I want out. Something bad is going to happen again... I know this feeling... something bad is going to happen... I hope I get to die this time and to the shit people I hope you burn on earth and to the good people, I wish you could be spared the abhorrent things that go on in this world but I at least hope you have comfort and some measure of happiness and I hope you are surrounded by other good people.

why is the first result 4chan? (https://www.google.com/search?q=The+only+person+in+my+life+was+someone+who+picked+me+up+off+the+street+battered+and+bruised +and+in+shock+and+they+turned+out+to+be+a+ice+junky+who+was+using+me+for+what+he+could.+These+are+no t+things+I+want+in+my+life.&aq=f&oq=The+only+person+in+my+life+was+someone+who+picked+me+up+off+the+street+battered+and+bruised+and+i n+shock+and+they+turned+out+to+be+a+ice+junky+who+was+using+me+for+what+he+could.+These+are+not+thin gs+I+want+in+my+life.&aqs=chrome.0.57j64l2&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)

[terror baby]

does she go around the internet copying and pasting her story?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

no everyone else does lol

[terror baby]

lol idk what to say

[maks]

why is the first result 4chan? (https://www.google.com/search?q=The+only+person+in+my+life+was+someone+who+picked+me+up+off+the+street+battered+and+bruised +and+in+shock+and+they+turned+out+to+be+a+ice+junky+who+was+using+me+for+what+he+could.+These+are+no t+things+I+want+in+my+life.&aq=f&oq=The+only+person+in+my+life+was+someone+who+picked+me+up+off+the+street+battered+and+bruised+and+i n+shock+and+they+turned+out+to+be+a+ice+junky+who+was+using+me+for+what+he+could.+These+are+not+thin gs+I+want+in+my+life.&aqs=chrome.0.57j64l2&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)

I dunno, I only posted it on reddit could have been someone else though

[juji]

Dealing with an abortion expert is more like dealing with a legal murderer, i don't care what some women are pregnant for accident, they shouldn't have sex. If they had sex, they can be idiots for their fault and abortion may be beneficial to terror baby. However, lolwhales is a son of a bitch.

[maks]

However, lolwhales is a son of a bitch.

I agree, fuck that guy she should be with Doli instead

[syncan aka ken post jr]

like 3 or 4 girls that are half way decent looking have ever posted here, and the one fucking girl who acutally fucks a poster picks a 5th teir mother fucker like lolwhales,

[maks]

when I see the kind of guys that roflbrothel goes out with I weep that I don't live in england because I'm way better looking than any of them and that means I could totally get her

[juji]

when I see the kind of guys that roflbrothel goes out with I weep that I don't live in england because I'm way better looking than any of them and that means I could totally get her

With Mickey Finn Technique

[blumpkin blownuts]

I'm pro-choice but I've been sending lisa's email to southern baptist churches asking them to help her and to pray for God to send her guidance. A retarded meth-baby is exactly what lisa needs to finally appreciate just how precious the miracle of life is. And hopefully having a special-needs child that requires constant care will remind her to keep her swampy, flyblown vagina shut in the future.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ya but at least she did not fuck stevey or something

[timmy]

i came into this thead hoping terror baby owuld post tits, but i am let down once again

[timmy]

seriously terrorbaby post picso f your derriere

[juji]

i came into this thead hoping terror baby owuld post tits, but i am let down once again

It's under lolwhales' order, not allowed to post her tits

[syncan aka ken post jr]

it's lolwhales fault we have not seen terror baby's naked brown body

[blumpkin blownuts]

i need a really shit gimmick so i can get laid by a nigger dick forum girl
everyone takes the immortality thing so seriously

[timmy]

youre literally a god bob, you are unkillable i know its true i know youre a god bob we both know me and you yea we know youre immortal its no big deal... i know bob ...

[Gentleman Doli]

Texas is YTMNSFWs home

[timmy]

isnt texas one of the worse staes of murica

[timmy]

gun totin rednecs and nigerians eereyqhwe

[juji]

Texas had a lot of niggers, i've seen 30% are white people, 10% are blacks and 60% are niggers

[timmy]

yea texas sounds like one of the more garland-level states to live in

[juji]

yea texas sounds like one of the more garland-level states to live in

That's irrevelant, i've been in Garland, Texas long time ago. It's one of the Top 100 places to live.

[timmy]

you made it out of garland alive?

[juji]

Yeah, it made no sense out of garland alive

[Gentleman Doli]

Garland is where i grew up.

Garland is ewhere the heart is

[terror baby]

dallas is pretty nice tbh it's not as backwards as I thought it would be

[rootbeer]

I dare you to make it out of Garland alive.

[maks]

i need a really shit gimmick so i can get laid by a nigger dick forum girl
everyone takes the immortality thing so seriously

you said that you honestly believe you're immortal. of course we're bringing it up, it's the most interesting thing about you and would be the most interesting thing about most people because even with the drug addiction and secret cia shit this is the one big clue that you're absolutely batshit insane and crazy people are incredibly intriguing.

[Camoron]

RIP in piece JR Ewing

[Camoron]

dallas is pretty nice tbh it's not as backwards as I thought it would be

dallas is one of the gayest cities in america

i would think as a muslim you would be outraged by it

[Gentleman Doli]

dallas is one of the gayest cities in america

i would think as a muslim you would be outraged by it

HEllo. I am gay.

[Camoron]

you shouldnt joke about that gays are being persecuted everyday in this country i mean DC even hired renowned gay hater Orson Scott Card to write Superman hes a FUCKING MONSTEr

[maks]

idgaf about the gays struggle it's not my problem

[maks]

I especially don't give a fuck if they can get married because I don't think the government should be performing marriages in the first place

[Lexi Persimmons]

http://i.imgur.com/KlDu13N.jpg

[maks]

nah idgaf what they do in my backyard either I just really don't give a fuck about them one way or the other

[Gentleman Doli]

I "give" a "fuck" to gays, (As in, I want to have sex/ w/ all the hot gay boys)

[blumpkin blownuts]

i love when they put gays on tv and they spend the whole time talking about being gay and then my kids want to grow up to be gays its gr8

[maks]

if you're letting your kids watch bravo you're asking for trouble

[blumpkin blownuts]

they keep figuring out my parental control code for that station
now my son wants to be a fashion designer and my daughter wants to be a longshoreman

[doctor remulak]

HEllo. I am gay.

I am Doctor Remulak.

[skrizach]

they keep figuring out my parental control code for that station
now my son wants to be a fashion designer and my daughter wants to be a longshoreman

Well my Grandmother used to work for Ford so I might be able to help you there, but I don't know anyone in the dock business.
If she ever decides to take a chance in the conservation field, I'll be here.

[Camoron]

my aunt works for ford shes in the IT department shes like kinda important i guess :shrug: maybe ill ask her to get me a job

[skrizach]

My grandma worked in booking. holy shit Cam are we connected outside of ytmnsfw. is this meant-to-be shit?

[Camoron]

prob not

[skrizach]

yeah

[Camoron]

my aunt isd a lesbian

[jon]

great thread, read the whole thing

[jon]

doesn't matter what state you're in cities are all basically the same

full of people who tolerate islam and homosexuality and late-term abortion

[jon]

that puts TB right at home she will have no problems when lolwhales finally admits it

[Gentleman Doli]

I dare you to make it out of Garland alive

[UofLCardfan08]

why is the first result 4chan? (https://www.google.com/search?q=The+only+person+in+my+life+was+someone+who+picked+me+up+off+the+street+battered+and+bruised +and+in+shock+and+they+turned+out+to+be+a+ice+junky+who+was+using+me+for+what+he+could.+These+are+no t+things+I+want+in+my+life.&aq=f&oq=The+only+person+in+my+life+was+someone+who+picked+me+up+off+the+street+battered+and+bruised+and+i n+shock+and+they+turned+out+to+be+a+ice+junky+who+was+using+me+for+what+he+could.+These+are+not+thin gs+I+want+in+my+life.&aqs=chrome.0.57j64l2&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)

good things happen to good people, bad things happen to fugly aussie drug addicts like lisa