on a lighter note

[blumpkin blownuts]

i ate lasagne and my armpits suddenly smell like lasagne i think there is a pattern

[timmy]

eat my cum and see what happens

[blumpkin blownuts]

anyone ever noticed if you eat cereal and piss a couple hours later your piss smells like the cereal you ate? i notice it most with super golden crisp but also with cheerios, bran flakes, corn flakes and mini wheats

[timmy]

never noticed that, i dont piss on my hands and smell them or something

[blumpkin blownuts]

i piss in the commode like everyone else but the smell of cereal as well as piss comes fuming up from the commode

[Lexi Persimmons]

my piss smells like chardonnay.

[blumpkin blownuts]

if you can't smell your piss when you're pissing then it means your house smells like piss and you don't know it

[timmy]

i dont put my head over my toilet bowel and breath deep, bob

[syncan aka ken post jr]

my piss smells like chardonnay.

classic marco post

[syncan aka ken post jr]

can't belive you know how to work the youtube tag flagger did you have to pm somebody for help

[maks]

I've never had my piss smell like cereal or lasagne but it smells like coffee pretty much all the time

[Garfield]

i ate lasagne and my armpits suddenly smell like lasagne i think there is a pattern

a cats gotta do what a cats gotta do

[timmy]

i drink like 5cups a day i literally cannot function without coffee, its great stuff, but i damn hate it since its literally a part of my routine and if i cant get access to coffee i will be a zombie all day

[maks]

what you need is more coffee

[Garfield]

you have a addictive personality barry, thats what got you in trouble with weed and gush. you need to be caareful around coffee

[timmy]

my breath smells like coffee and cigarettes erry day which makes me glad im not big on kissing

[timmy]

you have a addictive personality barry, thats what got you in trouble with weed and gush. you need to be caareful around coffee

:seriously: repair my hole

[Garfield]

we just dont want to see you get hurt

[Lexi Persimmons]

they have coffee enema on the menu at Starbuck's. have to go in the back room though.

[Garfield]

somebody get this n00b ouuuuttttta heeeya

[blumpkin blownuts]

my breath smells like coffee and cigarettes erry day which makes me glad im not big on kissing

between that and leaving your tonsil stones in who would want to kiss you

[timmy]

between that and leaving your tonsil stones in who would want to kiss you

that was my point..

[timmy]

"leaving your tonsil stones" bob not everyone has the same tonsils as you... just gonna throw that one out there in the mix

[maks]

I'm about to raw dog an extra large from dunkin donuts

[blumpkin blownuts]

you said you let yours come out on their own that means they are staying in there until they're out

[timmy]

I'm about to raw dog an extra large from dunkin donuts

make sure you get extra cream

you said you let yours come out on their own that means they are staying in there until they're out
implying they dont come out when theyre ready

[blumpkin blownuts]

i dont wait until mine are ready they stink long before they emerge

[timmy]

ill take your word for it

[maks]

make sure you get extra cream


I drink mine light and sweet. also the guy gave me an extra doughnut that's the advantage of getting coffee at 1am

[Garfield]

gross man brush your teeth

[blumpkin blownuts]

i like my coffee black and sweet (like camoron)

[maks]

fuck you I'm working. one of the customers' servers bluescreened at 4:30 so I've been trying to figure out why, but everything seems to be fine and I can't leave the driver verifier turned on because that will actually cause bluescreens so they're going to pay for 4 hours of labor for me to tell them "I dunno, hopefully it won't happen again".

[maks]

fucking ntoskrnl.exe my ass TELL ME WHAT ACTUALLY CRASHED YOU

[maks]

yes well if it closes at 11pm that's obviously not where I went now is it dingus

[Garfield]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkPeqK8Ui20&list=PLkt65kfXYM3xSWvic4OwB4_r4Jq-7S_1Y

[maks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwfrBbNo5Jg

[maks]

And what would you suggest I do while I'm waiting for chkdsk and sfc to run? Also, a DC/exchange server takes like 15 minutes to shut down and 30 to boot, if you'd ever worked on anything that wasn't XP Home Edition you'd know that.

[Garfield]

man i miss xp it was better than this motorola razr operating system theyve called windows 8

[maks]

man i miss xp it was better than this motorola razr operating system theyve called windows 8

this is the year of linux on the desktop, just like every year since 1998 but this time they really really mean it

[blumpkin blownuts]

flagler jsyk theres only one dunkin donuts anywhere near naugatucKKK that's open late, I suggest you get busy and start comparing store schedules because if you find where maks bought his coffee then youve fuckin got him

[blumpkin blownuts]

i run both win7 and win xp
i'll never bother with windows 8

if i want to fumble with a bunch of touchscreen looking babyshit thats why i have a smartphone

[maks]

there's actually 50 dunkin donuts within 10 miles of any arbitrary point in connecticut

[blumpkin blownuts]

chicago was like that too
there used to be a bunch in nashville but they got squeezed out by krispey kreme

[blumpkin blownuts]

if you want the best glazed donuts in the country though you gotta visit riley's bakery in bowling green ky

[maks]

This issue has also been known to be caused by a short in the ground wire in the keyboard cable. Make sure this is not the cause of your error by replacing the keyboard with a different keyboard or just disconnecting the keyboard from the computer.

yes I'm sure a short in the keyboard is causing a VM to crash thanks for your input

[maks]

if you want the best glazed donuts in the country though you gotta visit riley's bakery in bowling green ky

idc about the doughnuts really it's the coffee I'm after. I'm going to pound this shit and take an adavan and stay up all night taking care of everything on my task list so my boss has nothing to bitch about when I meet with him Friday.

[blumpkin blownuts]

adavan? you don't mean ativan do you? that's a strong downer that i used to mix with whiskey and opiates

[blumpkin blownuts]

im guessing you meant adderall? that's basically dexedrine (speed)

[Garfield]

here we go again y'all

[maks]

it's actually vyvanse, the guy who gave it to me always gets those mixed up. Anyway, it's essentially speed. I have adderal too but I don't like to mix them, I'm not looking for a heart attack

[blumpkin blownuts]

i hadn't heard of it
i just looked it up... interesting, it's basically dexedrine that won't work unless taken orally

[maks]

yeah I'm glad I found that out before I snorted it. I make a habit of checking out the erowid entry for every new drug I try.

[maks]

I stopped snorting adderal because despite what erowid said it made no difference in the potency and I was sick of blowing gooey blue shit out of my nose for the next 2 weeks

[timmy]

hey marks whats the specs on the VM? and what exactly is happening and whats the log say? im just curious maybe ill learn something

[maks]

hey marks whats the specs on the VM? and what exactly is happening and whats the log say? im just curious maybe ill learn something

The guest has got 4 cores and 18GB of RAM, it's Win SBS 2008 running on KVM under Ubuntu 12.04. It's bluescreened twice this week, code D1 IRQ_LESS_OR_NOT_EQUAL on ntkrnlos.exe

Can't tell you what caused it, my investigation was inconclusive, though it's probably a driver. driver verifier didn't bsod while I was working on it but I'm not going to leave that shit turned on because the purpose of driver verifier is to make the machine bsod more often.

[timmy]

The guest has got 4 cores and 18GB of RAM, it's Win SBS 2008 running on KVM under Ubuntu 12.04. It's bluescreened twice this week, code D1 IRQ_LESS_OR_NOT_EQUAL on ntkrnlos.exe

Can't tell you what caused it, my investigation was inconclusive, though it's probably a driver. driver verifier didn't bsod while I was working on it but I'm not going to leave that shit turned on because the purpose of driver verifier is to make the machine bsod more often.

that seems like a pretty shitty problem, google doesnt turn up shit except for people saying that it was anti virus programs or p2p programs

[syncan aka ken post jr]

my guess is that flaggerchat hacked you and that computer has come down with a case of pwntttttt

[timmy]

hahahahahahahahahahaha someone changed your username to syncan :)

[syncan aka ken post jr]

flaggerchat hacked the fuck outta my account

[timmy]

syncan is turning in his grave

[timmy]

i know hes in a grave because he died from drinking bleech to make his dick bigger

[Lexi Persimmons]

syncan from planet uranus.

[timmy]

...Cbarry aspie

[Lexi Persimmons]

http://i.imgur.com/R09GyyT.jpg