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blumpkin blownuts
03-06-2013, 01:21 AM
was trying to dig out a tonsil stone with a safety pin but its way the fuck back there

always stevey
03-06-2013, 01:27 AM
What's a tonsil stone? Why would you try to dig it out with a safety pin?

blumpkin blownuts
03-06-2013, 01:31 AM
aka tonsilloliths
it's a clump of food and calcified t-cells that gets caught in the little crevices of the tonsils
and i used a safety pin because my needle nose pliers are too wide

blumpkin blownuts
03-06-2013, 01:32 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Tonsillolith_in_mouth.jpg/800px-Tonsillolith_in_mouth.jpg


if you don't pick em out they cause bad breath

always stevey
03-06-2013, 01:33 AM
Eeeeeeeew.

blumpkin blownuts
03-06-2013, 01:34 AM
i'd rather my breath smell like blood

always stevey
03-06-2013, 01:36 AM
What do you do with the tonsil stone if you pic it out? Do you swallow it? Does it
Fall down your throat?

blumpkin blownuts
03-06-2013, 01:37 AM
i put em down the sink, they have the consistency of tofu

always stevey
03-06-2013, 01:40 AM
What do they smell like?

blumpkin blownuts
03-06-2013, 01:43 AM
they have a very unique smell that isn't like anything else
it's one of the most foul-smelling things i've ever smelled

really the only thing worse is a grease trap that hasn't been pumped out in over a year

always stevey
03-06-2013, 02:41 AM
I don't have those thankfully.. but now this thread makes me paranoid.. Off to the bathroom with a safety pin to check

timmy
03-06-2013, 02:43 AM
they come out on their own you retard

timmy
03-06-2013, 02:44 AM
dont ever do that again or you could cause some serious damage

0bnoxious0ne
03-06-2013, 02:45 AM
My what foreplay between youz.

juji
03-06-2013, 02:46 AM
:badone: isn't dentist expensive?

always stevey
03-06-2013, 02:46 AM
they come out on their own you retard

I've never had anything of the sorts come out of my mouth..... How ddo you get them?

always stevey
03-06-2013, 02:46 AM
My what foreplay between youz.

stfu

blumpkin blownuts
03-06-2013, 03:10 AM
not everyone gets them, generally only if you have enlarged tonsil crypts, thats the little gullys and crevices in your tonsils. and barry my crypts are really fucking large and deep, sometimes they come out on their own but usually i have to pick em out

always stevey
03-06-2013, 03:13 AM
oh. I don't have any problems with my tonsils but ya prolly shouldn't do that again.

blumpkin blownuts
03-06-2013, 03:19 AM
maybe i can hydroblast em outta there with a waterpik

always stevey
03-06-2013, 03:21 AM
waterpik ftw.. I had to use one when I got my gum grafts.. fun shit.. had stitches in my god damned gums.

timmy
03-06-2013, 03:50 AM
not everyone gets them, generally only if you have enlarged tonsil crypts, thats the little gullys and crevices in your tonsils. and barry my crypts are really fucking large and deep, sometimes they come out on their own but usually i have to pick em out

you actually check if you have them?
...dude...
dont even check, they come out on their own all the time.

timmy
03-06-2013, 03:50 AM
just get your tonsils removed it sounds like they give you a lot of trouble, plus having them removed removes your gag reflex so you can finally deep throat men:smug:

always stevey
03-06-2013, 03:58 AM
he doesn't like bad breath

timmy
03-06-2013, 04:02 AM
getting rid of his tonsils will get rid of his breath thing too

JujiDrool
03-06-2013, 04:11 AM
I don't have tonsils

always stevey
03-06-2013, 04:12 AM
I think it's just a compulsive habit of his.

always stevey
03-06-2013, 04:12 AM
I don't have tonsils

You don't have tits either. You win!

always stevey
03-06-2013, 04:34 AM
Who woulda thought a slut who thrives on MSN dick sucks 5 dicks in a motel room? She bound to get a sore neck

always stevey
03-06-2013, 04:35 AM
and a cold sore

cberry
03-06-2013, 04:57 AM
one time i was coughing then i felt something on my tongue like what the fuck is that shit then i spit it into my hand anad it was a tonsil stone and it was fucking huge but i do get those on occasion just make sure you brush your teeth every day and rinse with mouthwash

always stevey
03-06-2013, 04:59 AM
one time i was coughing then i felt something on my tongue like what the fuck is that shit then i spit it into my hand anad it was a tonsil stone and it was fucking huge but i do get those on occasion just make sure you brush your teeth every day and rinse with mouthwash


PSA for the kiddies

steveyos
03-06-2013, 06:01 AM
Wish u all would just cut ur fucking heads off.