Mike The Woman

[0bnoxious0ne]

Since this newbie calls himself "Mike The Man", there has to be a Mike the Woman out there in the trolliverse or "the man" diffriential descriptor would be purposeless.

[boobz]

just floating thru life, no purpose

[Mike the Man]

Since this newbie calls himself "Mike The Man", there has to be a Mike the Woman out there in the trolliverse or "the man" diffriential descriptor would be purposeless.Don't tie your cock in knots trying to figure it out now.

[Mike the Man]

For OB's benefit, the following tutorial on how to Mike the Woman.


http://theync.com/static_html/16705-mic_media.html


Because I'm nice like that.

[maks]

mike you're not doing yourself any favors using a quickmeme picture for your avatar

[Mike the Man]

It will do until I can be fucked thinking up something better. Like kittens or a cartoon character, or if I really feel edgy, a rabbi blowing some businessman at the local skateboard ramp.

[Mike the Man]

...or a picture of some guy with a head like a horses cock.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Mike fells the need to point out that he's a man, so people don't get confused, as there are a lot of laides out there that go by the name of mike.

[maks]

It will do until I can be fucked thinking up something better. Like kittens or a cartoon character, or if I really feel edgy, a rabbi blowing some businessman at the local skateboard ramp.

Literally anything is better than that

[Mike the Man]

Literally anything is better than thatI'll quote you on that later when I upload a succession of brony and teletubbie porno to it.

[maks]

I'm not sure you understand. Memes are the lowest common denominator of creativity. These sites, like reddit and 4chan and 9gag where people repeat the same "joke" over and over again, are exactly what's wrong with the internet. This is why I hate the forums that cody keeps trying to convince me to post at. Brony and teletubby porn are something different, something original, and would be a huge step up from that bullshit you're using right now.

[Mike the Man]

I'm not sure you understand. Memes are the lowest common denominator of creativity. These sites, like reddit and 4chan and 9gag where people repeat the same "joke" over and over again, are exactly what's wrong with the internet. This is why I hate the forums that cody keeps trying to convince me to post at. Brony and teletubby porn are something different, something original, and would be a huge step up from that bullshit you're using right now.As was the bullshit I am using now a step up from the complete absence that preceeded it. Baby steps Maks, baby steps.

Besides, you wouldn't want me to jump the very instant you said so now would you? Just to be a part of the Cool Crew? Trade one lot of conformist bullshit for another? Just one more desperate acceptance seeker bending over to be a part of the in-crowd? Isn't that what's really wrong with the internets these days?

At the risk of your latent bruxism I believe I'll get around to changing that avatar when I'm good and ready. Feel free to express your displeasure both textually and by mashing your mouseclicks on the red rep function. I promise you I will neither care nor commit suicide over it.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

let me read all that and your deep phiososlistys on interent meme's it all dates back to the orly ownl and then a cat by the name of :nedm: ate the orly owl and punch the keys for gods sake

[Mike the Man]

You do that. Have a quick fap for me while you're at it.

[maks]

As was the bullshit I am using now a step up from the complete absence that preceeded it. Baby steps Maks, baby steps.


Disagree, you'd be better off with no avatar at all.



Besides, you wouldn't want me to jump the very instant you said so now would you? Just to be a part of the Cool Crew? Trade one lot of conformist bullshit for another? Just one more desperate acceptance seeker bending over to be a part of the in-crowd? Isn't that what's really wrong with the internets these days?

No. You shouldn't take my advice to placate me, you should take it because it's good advice.



At the risk of your latent bruxism I believe I'll get around to changing that avatar when I'm good and ready. Feel free to express your displeasure both textually and by mashing your mouseclicks on the red rep function. I promise you I will neither care nor commit suicide over it.

That's what clump said when she first showed up too...

[maks]

let me read all that and your deep phiososlistys on interent meme's it all dates back to the orly ownl and then a cat by the name of :nedm: ate the orly owl and punch the keys for gods sake

I gave up on YTMND when they kept 1'ing my sites for "not using fads correctly".

[Mike the Man]

Disagree, you'd be better off with no avatar at all.Opinions are like assholes.




No. You shouldn't take my advice to placate me...Oh, I'm not.




...you should take it because it's good advice.All in good time Duckman, all in good time.




That's what clump said when she first showed up too...So you readily admit you've been told before?

[maks]

So you readily admit you've been told before?

Yes, and she was as wrong as you are.

[maks]

Why is it whenever I try to help these :lizard:s they get all defensive what happened to them why are they so paranoid

[Mike the Man]

Look in a mirror lately?

[maks]

Yes, I need a shave. I'm not sure what that has to do with you getting all upset about my avatar suggestion though.

[Mike the Man]

Who's upset? There's only one person bitching about the pixels in the left hand column and it ain't me.

:mysterysolved:

[Dustin]

go away

[maks]

Who's upset? There's only one person bitching about the pixels in the left hand column and it ain't me.


You're upset. You got really angry at my suggestion. You're all flushed, look how red your rep is. You're going to give yourself a heart attack one of these days. You really need to lighten up.