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Jesus Didn't Tap
02-27-2013, 07:31 PM
One time I saw a black dude walking out of my building carrying a tv. Normally, I wouldn't have paid attention, but I noticed it looked a lot like mine. So I jogged upstairs and burst into my apartment to see if it was still there. It was, shining my shoes.

always stevey
02-27-2013, 07:34 PM
You're one racist nigger.

always stevey
02-27-2013, 07:35 PM
Racism makes me sick!

syncan aka ken post jr
02-27-2013, 07:40 PM
how many times have you unironically typed the word lulz

Jesus Didn't Tap
02-27-2013, 07:41 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35507353.jpg

syncan aka ken post jr
02-27-2013, 07:43 PM
me gusta indedd

Jesus Didn't Tap
02-27-2013, 07:43 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35507462.jpg

always stevey
02-27-2013, 07:44 PM
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35507353.jpg

I laughed. Don't accuse me of things.

maks
02-27-2013, 07:46 PM
Who was that guy who used to post really corny jokes like Highlights magazine jokes and elephant jokes and shit all the time because I think this may be him

Jesus Didn't Tap
02-27-2013, 07:48 PM
I laughed. Don't accuse me of things.

:swoon:

mrs. hyde
02-28-2013, 11:07 PM
That isn't JDT.. Not his style.

Jesus Didn't Tap
03-01-2013, 01:13 AM
No u.

Jesus Didn't Tap
03-01-2013, 01:24 AM
tbone my ass

Jesus Didn't Tap
03-01-2013, 01:30 AM
http://freakoutnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Orly.jpg

Jesus Didn't Tap
03-01-2013, 01:34 AM
?

Jesus Didn't Tap
03-01-2013, 01:38 AM
Nuh uh.

always stevey
03-01-2013, 01:42 AM
What's with this lizard fascination? Something to do with Iggy? I heard she was dating Cody.

Jesus Didn't Tap
03-01-2013, 01:44 AM
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6688017_700b_v2.jpg

always stevey
03-01-2013, 01:44 AM
this is a grandiose and unfounded myth.

I'd never date a woman with non-white offspring

I heard you gave her that offspring?

always stevey
03-01-2013, 01:47 AM
I heard you became a Klansman because you were so ashamed of being half-nigger? Iggy's child is only 1/4 nigger. FACT

maks
03-01-2013, 01:50 AM
The sory of my life is I just came home from work to 800 unreadable posts from :lizard:s this shit has really gotten out of hand

Jesus Didn't Tap
03-01-2013, 01:51 AM
The sory of my life is I just came home from work to 800 unreadable posts from :lizard:s this shit has really gotten out of hand

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5298546_700b.jpg

maks
03-01-2013, 01:52 AM
nice 9gag watermark you fucking faggot

always stevey
03-01-2013, 01:52 AM
"you heard" carries less weight than a OWS protester sign

I also heard you like to fish and snort lots of cocaine.

maks
03-01-2013, 01:52 AM
make it stop marks

me? you're the one who brought them here

maks
03-01-2013, 01:53 AM
I also heard you like to fish and snort lots of cocaine.

nothing wrong with that, cocaine is the fucking bee's knees

always stevey
03-01-2013, 01:57 AM
nothing wrong with that, cocaine is the fucking bee's knees

I spent over 70,000 last year on coke.

always stevey
03-01-2013, 01:58 AM
2011 actually. 2012 I was flat broke.

mrs. hyde
03-01-2013, 07:26 AM
that is not JDT or Tbone

maks
03-01-2013, 07:32 AM
idc who it is please go back to your 9gag forum and tell everyone to stay there and post all the 9gag pictures they want on :lizard:.com2 but stop fucking registering here, thanks in advance

ps that applies retroactively to dcent I've never seen such a try-hard in my life

maks
03-01-2013, 07:33 AM
Frankly your forum is dead as fuck it's getting like 9 posts a day you shouldn't need me to tell you to do something about all of your posters migrating here

maks
03-01-2013, 07:38 AM
Hey look a 9gag picture right on the front page, with fresh and interesting content like that I can't believe you only have 2 posters online at any given moment

http://comeontothelord.com/img/Screen Shot 2013-03-01 at 8.34.22 a.png

maks
03-01-2013, 07:39 AM
Threads 4,592 Posts 65,140

How many of those would you say are links to quickmeme? 40,000 sound about right?

Jesus Didn't Tap
03-01-2013, 07:48 AM
Someone's butthurt!

maks
03-01-2013, 07:51 AM
Go back to the myworldsshittiestebaumsworld.com please

maks
03-01-2013, 07:58 AM
apparently one of these two is an admin because after I posted that they hid all but one subforum so nobody can see how dead their forum is

maks
03-01-2013, 03:05 PM
:bump: I need some answers

mrs. hyde
03-01-2013, 06:10 PM
subforums have been private for weeks.. had nothing to do with you.. don't flatter yourself

maks
03-01-2013, 06:15 PM
Oh really because I could see 4 subforums when I started ranting and when I checked back 10 minutes later I could see 1, that's a pretty fucking big coincidence.

Anyway you're concentrating on minutia, what I'm really interested in is what you're doing to keep your posters on your board where 9gag pictures are welcomed and appreciated and greeted with "Lulz" and "roflcopters"

lnopia the great
03-01-2013, 06:18 PM
you didnt answer the question

maks
03-01-2013, 06:20 PM
you didnt answer the question

she doesn't have an answer, she's the fucking admin and even she's abandoning that place

mrs. hyde
03-01-2013, 07:14 PM
I'm not an admin luls

mrs. hyde
03-01-2013, 07:15 PM
Oh really because I could see 4 subforums when I started ranting and when I checked back 10 minutes later I could see 1, that's a pretty fucking big coincidence.

Anyway you're concentrating on minutia, what I'm really interested in is what you're doing to keep your posters on your board where 9gag pictures are welcomed and appreciated and greeted with "Lulz" and "roflcopters"
that is a blatant LIE

maks
03-02-2013, 01:22 AM
I'm not an admin luls

idc, you're one of them and it's in your best interst that the place stay alive so tell its fucking posters to stop fucking registering here and (this is the important part) to stop fucking posting here


that is a blatant LIE

I will direct your attention to this screenshot I took yesterday, observe the "General Chat" there at the bottom

http://comeontothelord.com/img/Screen%20Shot%202013-03-01%20at%208.34.22%20a.png

Now take a look at this screenshot, taken just now, and note that the only visible forum is "Everything Else". This changed about 10 minutes after I posted the first screenshot. You're either lying or completely ignorant of what is going on at your forum.

http://comeontothelord.com/img/Screen Shot 2013-03-02 at 2.17.12 a.png

also please note that there is only one poster online right now and I'll bet those missing subforums have had no activity since yesterday, and that is the problem you should be working on fixing.

maks
03-02-2013, 01:23 AM
ps you still have a quickmeme picture on your front page

JujiDrool
03-02-2013, 01:24 AM
aw look

you gone upset maksie poo

:(

poor maksie poo

blumpkin blownuts
03-02-2013, 01:26 AM
nothing wrong with that, cocaine is the fucking bee's knees

nyeah, cocaine's the goods

always stevey
03-02-2013, 01:31 AM
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQt7U7FO5uaX_jPngeMKm2ns1qvDLD1vT5LeI9UyBXDvvEDSB7u

maks
03-02-2013, 12:46 PM
:bump:

mrs. hyde
03-04-2013, 12:10 PM
Maks I don't care what you think about that other place.. if you want me to leave here..I will..

mrs. hyde
03-04-2013, 12:11 PM
Why are you so worried about it over there anyway, I'm not here to do any harm.. for crying out loud I needed a change of pace.

maks
03-04-2013, 03:10 PM
Why are you so worried about it over there anyway, I'm not here to do any harm.. for crying out loud I needed a change of pace.

Its not you that bothers me, its your butt buddy jesus didn't tap. Really though im just interested in your psychology, both of you. Your forum is dying so you go somewhere else, that doesn't make sense to me, it makes me wonder why you posted there to begin with.

maks
03-04-2013, 05:48 PM
cody why is this bitch such a fucking martyr

JujiDrool
03-04-2013, 08:22 PM
awww maksie poo

I love you

lol

Jesus Didn't Tap
03-06-2013, 01:53 PM
Lulz maks is raging hard.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35793536.jpg

maks
03-06-2013, 05:45 PM
I don't see how it could

maks
03-06-2013, 05:56 PM
if it does I will post every last bit of it

lnopia the great
03-06-2013, 06:31 PM
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