women who dont cook

[timmy]

are like washing machines that dont wash

[Garfield]

posters that arent funny are like australians on a troll forum

[blumpkin blownuts]

simile thread

[Garfield]

:)

[0bnoxious0ne]

I cooked some 1.5 inch breaded pork chops for my husband a few hours ago. Tomorrow, I will cook a ribeye steak with white buttery rice with cayenne pepper. We had spaghetti with meatballs, hot Italian sausage and garlic bread over the weekend.

[timmy]

I cooked some 1.5 inch breaded pork chops for my husband a few hours ago. Tomorrow, I will cook a ribeye steak with white buttery rice with cayenne pepper. We had spaghetti with meatballs, hot Italian sausage and garlic bread over the weekend.

thats very nice of you OB, do you get fucked in the ass like a good bitch too?

[blumpkin blownuts]

But where's the pickle?

[Garfield]

barry please, were trying to have an adult conversation

[blumpkin blownuts]

Thatth the thurprithe!
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[timmy]

that is the worst ad ever

[juji]

I cooked some 1.5 inch breaded pork chops for my husband a few hours ago. Tomorrow, I will cook a ribeye steak with white buttery rice with cayenne pepper. We had spaghetti with meatballs, hot Italian sausage and garlic bread over the weekend.

too much meat, more like meatspin

[blumpkin blownuts]

he cooked his dick on the skillet

[0bnoxious0ne]

But where's the pickle?
http://www.truefabrications.com/images/products/large/1522.jpg
too much meat, more like meatspin

You poor Mexicans consider any kind of ground meat in your tacos and tortillas a luxury.

[juji]

You poor Mexicans consider and king of ground meat in your tacos and tortillas a luxury.

Hahahaha nice revenge post, you should try Tacos in Mexico, not Taco Bell or shit fake mexican foods.

They are finest quality and orgasmic taste. It's luxury.

[Garfield]

no ive had them, we have alot better tacos here

[juji]

no ive had them, we have alot better tacos here

no hard shell tacos

[Garfield]

had maine lobster with a white pepper buttered slaw on blue corn tortillas that were to die for

[Garfield]

elz we have food trucks every where in hosuton i know what a taco is

[juji]

Like this?

http://tasteofplayadelcarmen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/tacos-al-pastor.jpg

[Garfield]

yes like that http://almostveggiehouston.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/pork-belly-1024x764.jpg

http://www.elgranmalo.com/

[juji]

Fuck you, it makes me hungry

[Garfield]

i consider myself somewhat of a foodie without theinstagram i cant figure out how it works, but im literally putting grey poupon on my sandwhich right this fuckign second

[juji]

steffies fav's food is Windows 7 Burger (Yeah, it's real but only in Japan)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/10/22ng560734059.jpg

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/11/06328be48ac272554302dc2e4072c9e5.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

that looks even greasier than my t-zone

[juji]

Steffies is capable to eat Windows 7 Burger, then ate some Android Green French Fries and Google Colored Fried Onion Rings

[Garfield]

the meat/cheese ratio is off,

[maks]

Fuck you, it makes me hungry

because of popcorn?

[m0nde]

I cooked some 1.5 inch breaded pork chops for my husband a few hours ago. Tomorrow, I will cook a ribeye steak with white buttery rice with cayenne pepper. We had spaghetti with meatballs, hot Italian sausage and garlic bread over the weekend.

[steveyos]

the meat/cheese ratio is off,

[UofLCardfan08]

I cooked some 1.5 inch breaded pork chops for my husband a few hours ago. Tomorrow, I will cook a ribeye steak with white buttery rice with cayenne pepper. We had spaghetti with meatballs, hot Italian sausage and garlic bread over the weekend.

woman that doesn't cook, example by ob

ob is not a woman, was never a woman and will never be a woman

ob is a weird male with dreams of being a woman, nothing will ever change that fact.

ob is a freak of nature and society

[m0nde]

no ive had them, we have alot better tacos herethis is true. i've had tacos in mexico and the stuff i've had in california are 10x better

[m0nde]

i didn't live in a shithole when i lived in california, so no, cody, i never had mexicans knocking at my door trying to sell me shit.

but ya, i've had the corn husk tamales, they're fucking awesome.

[m0nde]

why did you move from california?

[timmy]

lavaturds, firefighter dog suit, womens weakly, and ky jelly

[m0nde]

glad you escaped

[timmy]

monde knows all about escaping terrible relationships... but was monde the escapee? tune in next time on dragon ball z

[m0nde]

who is that, ms hyde?

[blumpkin blownuts]

i don't know how i was brought up, i am highly selective

[m0nde]

how's it going bob hugs?

[steveyos]

foreverrrrrrr alooonnnnneeeeee

is how you allllll willll beeeeeee

for the rest of your liiiiivvvesssss

cause you're all, fuckimggggggg creeepppyyyyyy

[Garfield]

ok point taken, this was where I lived:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8382/8513297764_13e6fda2c3_b.jpg

im going to contact the person who lives there now and tell them im cody and to please send all mis addressed credit card applications to my current address and fill them out and buy a bunch of stuff and throw it away until you stop posting here

[blumpkin blownuts]

tell them to check their back lawn for dead nigger storage LOLOLOLO

[Garfield]

lol that fucking idiots pointing his gun at his head

[lnopia the great]

i wish garfield was mu girlfriend

[always stevey]

HAHA no i just know her from another forum.

Samantha? XD

[Mike the Man]

Samantha? XD
That had better not be you Irma you pigfucking whore.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

first to tell mike the man to stop posting

[syncan aka ken post jr]

my grandma has the same bedroom are u fucking my grandma cody

[Mike the Man]

first to tell mike the man to stop postingStay out of it fuckwad, unless you're into defending methed up skanks.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

you know what would be the ultimate troll flaglerchat if one day you just started to talk normally,

[syncan aka ken post jr]

time to zip up your flame suit mike the man has come to pwn

[Lexi Persimmons]

Mike is here. let's see what ya got Mikey.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

yep just asked aorund about mike the man, seems that mike is gay, a huge fag in fact, sucks cocks for a living i guess and buttfucks dudes as his hobby

[steveyos]

alcohol tastes so much better when you're alone but you need to take a pic of yourself with the date so you get hugs and kisses from your e bros

[steveyos]

or else it's just sad

[steveyos]

make sure to take ever y step in making the pic as cliche as possible by actually being a big enough fag to not have a fucking clue how lame and generic you are

[syncan aka ken post jr]

mike the man is a power bottom if i have ever seen one

[Mike the Man]

^^Friends of yours Irma? What's the matter; did the batteries run flat in your toothbrush and you were forced to open your legs to factory workers off the internet again?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i just meet that guy, like yesterday and i fucking hate him, i just meet you 5 posts ago mike, and i fucking hate you too

[Mike the Man]

i just meet that guy, like yesterday and i fucking hate him, i just meet you 5 posts ago mike, and i fucking hate you tooAsk Irma nicely and she might put on a second strapon, you'll be right... Doubly Penetrated.

[always stevey]

Ask Irma nicely and she might put on a second strapon, you'll be right... Doubly Penetrated.

I don't talk to that guy. I think he's bisexual. And no, not my friend. He does too many drugs.

[juji]

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/avp95u1t5ehz0thbr8at.jpg

wtf that faggot is a confederate who wears Pink Floyd shirt, shitty confederates aren't supposed to wear pink floyd shirts

[syncan aka ken post jr]

oh i get it cause my username is dp, clever mike, you seem cool let's be buds

[always stevey]

Don't you fucking talk to Mike. He's mine.