ahhh finally met a nice girl in NA

[blumpkin blownuts]

sweet, gorgeous, pure heart. phenomenal
sorry maddy you had your chance

[blumpkin blownuts]

also some chick just messaged me on zooks because of my sideburns, i fuckin knew they were a hit
even if a girl flat out said she hated them i still wouldn't cut em off, at least not for awhile. eventually i will get tired of em though

[Desolation]

glad we're finally together

[juji]

also some chick just messaged me on zooks because of my sideburns, i fuckin knew they were a hit
even if a girl flat out said she hated them i still wouldn't cut em off, at least not for awhile. eventually i will get tired of em though

I told you

[blumpkin blownuts]

you told me no girl would ever like my sideburns elz, well one messaged me just to tell me she thought they were sexy

[m0nde]

70% factor, bob. don't bother explaining.

[0bnoxious0ne]

sweet, gorgeous, pure heart. phenomenal
sorry maddy you had your chance

Just because she repliedin group with you doesnt mean she is interested.

[juji]

you told me no girl would ever like my sideburns elz, well one messaged me just to tell me she thought they were sexy

Well, in the common world, when women say "Yes" means "No", otherwise "No" means "Maybe" and then "Maybe" Means "Yes"

[blumpkin blownuts]

common and current?

[juji]

Don't you get what i posted?

[blumpkin blownuts]

Just because she repliedin group with you doesnt mean she is interested.

what if she pulled me aside and we excahnged numbers though
why am i even asking you, you've probably never had a wholesome relationship in your twisted life

[blumpkin blownuts]

Don't you get what i posted?

sounds like you're saying women are lying when they don't like my sideburns
like how they're always lying when they yell "stop i dont want to" right?

[juji]

sounds like you're saying women are lying when they don't like my sideburns
like how they're always lying when they yell "stop i dont want to" right?

Yeah, if your relationship goes mature, she will tell you to shave your sideburns

[Garfield]

i usually just secure eye contact, wait fo them to twirl hair, look back, or giggle at their friend, thenfind an excuse to ask them a question about something they seem like theyd probably want to talk about thats not too obvious, i.e. if im at a restaurant and were all waiting to be seated ill ask whas good here im from ot of town blah blah always say youre from out of town so they know youre just dtf not pay for all their shit, ANYWAYS securea second conversation or a thnk you before leaving the area and if tey respond with a smile ask if they wanna meet up at a bar later if they come, youll come.

reference: 27 years of blasting girls with my dollface left and right

[juji]

i usually just secure eye contact, wait fo them to twirl hair, look back, or giggle at their friend, thenfind an excuse to ask them a question about something they seem like theyd probably want to talk about thats not too obvious, i.e. if im at a restaurant and were all waiting to be seated ill ask whas good here im from ot of town blah blah always say youre from out of town so they know youre just dtf not pay for all their shit, ANYWAYS securea second conversation or a thnk you before leaving the area and if tey respond with a smile ask if they wanna meet up at a bar later if they come, youll come.

reference: 27 years of blasting girls with my dollface left and right

worst post ever

[Garfield]

as far as dresswear goes, make sure your shoes are relevant and age appropriate, and your clothes fit as if they were made for you. spend the extr 10 bucks and have your pants tailored or get that sweet american apparel black band tee. irnic tshirts are a no go unless youre trying to nail harry ppotter fattys with missing daddy syndrome

[Garfield]

yeah whatever faggots youll thank me later

[blumpkin blownuts]

i wear perry ellis or kc reaction with cole haan shoes i think thats age appropriate for low 30's.. then again i look low 20's
ramen said i dress like her dad and i told her that her dad must be hot

[Garfield]

for all you smelly spergs, hygiene is EXTREMELY important. by an axe scrubby thing wash your taint scrub the dead skin off your feet, facial hair should be kept t no longer then a 2mm stubble. mustaches are gay, goatees are disgusting and im really not sure what to think about bobs sideburns however they usually narrow out someone with a wide face. clip your finger nails and go out in the sun with your shirt off twice a week to walk your dog or soemthing girs can tell if youre a stagnant piece of shit

[blumpkin blownuts]

my extensive collection of sugary gourmand colognes is where my personality really shines through but nobody can smell it at NA for all the cigarette smokeing

[blumpkin blownuts]

i scrub everything with dove mens care soap, and keep my nails trimmed to precisely 2.0 mm
i have a bad skin allergy to direct sunlight so i'll never be tan

[juji]

for all you smelly spergs, hygiene is EXTREMELY important. by an axe scrubby thing wash your taint scrub the dead skin off your feet, facial hair should be kept t no longer then a 2mm stubble. mustaches are gay, goatees are disgusting and im really not sure what to think about bobs sideburns however they usually narrow out someone with a wide face. clip your finger nails and go out in the sun with your shirt off twice a week to walk your dog or soemthing girs can tell if youre a stagnant piece of shit

I bet Bob Hughes doesn't take a shower daily, sometimes he can wait to take a shower for 2 days... frequently. I may agree hygiene is important at all.


Otherwise your words are more like personal options, useless... So they are interesed in money than ABS body.

[Garfield]

i wear perry ellis or kc reaction with cole haan shoes i think thats age appropriate for low 30's.. then again i look low 20's
ramen said i dress like her dad and i told her that her dad must be hot

i honestly dont know wat those are, but heres my outfit on any given night that i literally grab pussy byt the handful

http://s8.thisnext.com/media/250x250/Macbeth-Eliot-Vegan-Shoes_C36E9CF8.jpg
http://www.tactics.com/a/51o3/9/volcom-vorta-jeans-black-rinser.jpgi dont know what brand these are but i found mine at a thrift shop the fits about right
http://www.thrilljockey.com/assets/merch/mountain.jpg
http://www.polerstuff.com/content/Slideshow_Products/SS_Apparel_Hat_MBT_Cyclops/PS_01_Lgr.jpg

AND ALWAYS prepare for the bedroom after the bar, nice underwear and nice/silly print socks that arent completely disgusting are important

[juji]

i honestly dont know wat those are, but heres my outfit on any given night that i literally grab pussy byt the handful

http://s8.thisnext.com/media/250x250/Macbeth-Eliot-Vegan-Shoes_C36E9CF8.jpg
http://www.tactics.com/a/51o3/9/volcom-vorta-jeans-black-rinser.jpgi dont know what brand these are but i found mine at a thrift shop the fits about right
http://www.thrilljockey.com/assets/merch/mountain.jpg
http://www.polerstuff.com/content/Slideshow_Products/SS_Apparel_Hat_MBT_Cyclops/PS_01_Lgr.jpg

AND ALWAYS prepare for the bedroom after the bar, nice underwear and nice/silly print socks that arent completely disgusting are important

Again, second worst post ever

[Garfield]

here is what i usually keep in my trunk for when my proven method pans out

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mySP-2UhL._SY300_.jpg
you cannever have too much of this if they try to squirm or get away just start putting it in their hair
http://cache.lifehacker.com/assets/images/12/2009/10/zipties.jpg
I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THE IMPORTANCE OF ZIP TIES, you can tie them together to make super zip ties the possibilities are endless but VERY useful if you are in a situation where you need to leave somebody tied up to make a run, duct tapeis only for short term partners

http://www.pestmall.com/blog/blogImages/Maxforce_FC_Magnum_Roach_Bait_Gel_T.jpg
ok heres where it gets a bit tricky, wed all love a little bit of rufalin to help get us through the night but its not always readily avalable and if youre running low i always use roach poison as an alternative, just grab them by the neck tilt their head back and inject as much as you can, now heres where the duct tape will come in handy to ensure proper dosage/swallowing, you can use the zip ties if they have braces as well

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1f4_HwHSSA9j9nJEGk1jG1Z6BYJNZayrYPTNSHJNtvwVntdb5ew
gnow i really prefer the parang to the machete because of its leverage and ergonimity . you dont really need a two sided blade unless you plan on mowing the lawn after you bury herg erber makes a good one but nowadays you should be able to find any solid body parags at your local sporting goods store

[juji]

Garfield, i don't know you have done it, but this is third worst post ever

[Garfield]

/the rantings of a dollface

[Garfield]

hey why not make it a fourth

Ijmnqb6IoIY&autoplay=1

[0bnoxious0ne]

what if she pulled me aside and we excahnged numbers though
why am i even asking you, you've probably never had a wholesome relationship in your twisted life
Its a support group ffs. Almost everybodys number can be had simply by asking. You obviously dont know what a girlfriend is. The op 'dumping' Maddy proves it.

[juji]

I'm sorry, this is not worst post, but this is useless and spammy post

[blumpkin blownuts]

Its a support group ffs. Almost everybodys number can be had simply by asking. You obviously dont know what a girlfriend is. The op 'dumping' Maddy proves it.

in the program guys are supposed to get numbers from guys, girls get numbers from girls
i don't know who or what the fuck something like you gets numbers from so i'll spell this out for you more clearly this time: STFU, you are clueless

[Garfield]

i had no idea you were gay bob, but it doesnt matter to me i accept you for who you are

[blumpkin blownuts]

we exchange numbers with the same sex for support
this is the fourth number i've gotten from a girl in the program, every time except one it was with the intention of hooking up

[blumpkin blownuts]

the other one was a girl friend (not a girlfriend) whom i love like a sister (read: easy to talk to and unattractive)

[juji]

Do you think you would ask her "wanna be my girlfriend?" i know it's annoying because you may get rejected, but i don't recommend you to label her as "friend" huge waste of time

[Garfield]

i guess girls are easier o talk to abotu guys bob, you can share secrets about whos the cutest boy in the club

[blumpkin blownuts]

my sponsor's easiest to talk to except about girls because he's married

[juji]

my sponsor's easiest to talk to except about girls because he's married

Probably he has a lot of money than you

[blumpkin blownuts]

Do you think you would ask her "wanna be my girlfriend?" i know it's annoying because you may get rejected, but i don't recommend you to label her as "friend" huge waste of time

that's kindof a stupid thing to ask a girl i just met.. it's something i'll bring up tactfully once we've been seeing each other awhile
usually i go with the whole "so i was wondering, what are we? i mean are we exclusive now because i'd like that..."

[blumpkin blownuts]

Probably he has a lot of money than you

yes, yes he does. and his wife makes even more money than he does

[juji]

yes, yes he does. and his wife makes even more money than he does

How do you know about it?

[blumpkin blownuts]

because we talk, and i've seen their house several times for social get-togethers, as well as one-on-one to work on the 12 Steps

[juji]

Probably they are owners of business

[blumpkin blownuts]

Probably you're getting too curious about this

[juji]

So you said he is your "sponsor"

[blumpkin blownuts]

Anyway I spent 6 hours talking and doing NA stuff already tonight
I just made this thread so people worried about me for being depressed about being single could relax a little and cheer me onward to what will hopefully develop into a wholesome relationship

[juji]

Anyway I spent 6 hours talking and doing NA stuff already tonight
I just made this thread so people worried about me for being depressed about being single could relax a little and cheer me onward to what will hopefully develop into a wholesome relationship

Do you think can you declare her as your new girlfriend?

[Garfield]

i dont think you should be "talking" to your mentor you homewrecker

[Garfield]

jk bob, go slay that pussy

[blumpkin blownuts]

So you said he is your "sponsor"

Yes, in 12 Step programs you're supposed to have a sponsor, who guides you through working the 12 steps, and is your confidant you can tell shit to that may be too private to discuss openly in the meetings. It's not like a corporate sponsor, it's just someone you trust to help you through things that are bothersome or hard to understand and help you decide not to use whenever you are craving dope or alcohol.

[juji]

What is 12 Step programs?

Is like this http://12step.org/ ?

[blumpkin blownuts]

Do you think can you declare her as your new girlfriend?

I still barely know her, we're going out this weekend and see if we spark a more complete attraction, if so then we'll date for awhile, then if I feel like she's the only person I want to date I'll see if she wants to go steady. It's pretty basic stuff.

[juji]

I still barely know her, we're going out this weekend and see if we spark a more complete attraction, if so then we'll date for awhile, then if I feel like she's the only person I want to date I'll see if she wants to go steady. It's pretty basic stuff.

Got photos?

Send me PM if you want to avoid flagerchat's sniffer

[blumpkin blownuts]

There's alot of contingencies obviously. She could find out that I'm a big huge creep. Or she might find a guy she lieks more. Or I might find a girl I like more (yeah right). Or she could move away. Or get hit by a plane crash.

Everything has to line up perfectly... the odds are against us by default.

[blumpkin blownuts]

No I don't have photos... she's like a 7/10 plus she has these soft, kind eyes and a quiet soothing voice like a nursery school teacher.

[blumpkin blownuts]

Anyway I'm going to bed. I'll leave you with a song about finding love while trying to recover from addiction

849e8WraKCk

[0bnoxious0ne]

i had no idea you were gay bob, but it doesnt matter to me i accept you for who you are
Bob is so gay that he lisps.
Thatth the thurprithe!
NgWn7zbgxZ4

[Garfield]

hi there im not sure who you are but dont ever quote my posts again thanks in advance

[m0nde]

No I don't have photos... she's like a 7/10 plus she has these soft, kind eyes and a quiet soothing voice like a nursery school teacher.http://i.imgur.com/NU3bqkx.jpg

[steveyos]

itt: nerds

[steveyos]

I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG

[UofLCardfan08]

what if she pulled me aside and we excahnged numbers though
why am i even asking you, you've probably never had a wholesome relationship in your twisted life

ob met her closet dyke online, they never meet irl before ob moved into the dykes parents house with the dyke and dyke family.

That's some weird ass shit, but consider how desperate the two freaks were to find one another.

good luck ya bob on this new chapter in your casual world of relationships and sex

[UofLCardfan08]

I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG I TALKED TO A GIRL OMG

chillax stephie, it was your mom telling you dinner's ready

[UofLCardfan08]

Bob is so gay that he lisps.

your so queer you try to convince yourself and others you are a woman, go bore the other queers at some transgender bullshit site

LEAVE!

[steveyos]

IM SO COOL I TOTALLY TALKED TO A GIRL ONLIME CAMT WAIT TO TELL ALL MY INTERNET FRIEMDSSSSSSSSSSS