The sleep pill song

[blumpkin blownuts]

Sleep pills sleep pills
Old and new and cheap pills
Take them as the doctor said
lied awake and cried in bed so I
Eat them down and
Chew em up and
Rail em down and
Plug em up and it seems to me there's no sleep to be hadddddddddd
(nooooooooooSLEEP)
I guess i'll finish the bottle
And with fortunes grace i'll waddle
Because normal walking kills the tiny buzzzzzz
(YEEEE HAWWWWW)

[Lisa Claus]

shut up and show me your new pic

or forever be that fucking THING with a moustache

[blumpkin blownuts]

Call FML recordfs everybody and tell them you want that song

[blumpkin blownuts]

shut up and show me your new pic

or forever be that fucking THING with a moustache

Oh I got shot down like 15 times today Lisa. Obviously the pic is MONSTROUS, so do your fucking worst. Hold on I gotta reupload it.

[Lisa Claus]

Oh I got shot down like 15 times today Lisa. Obviously the pic is MONSTROUS, so do your fucking worst. Hold on I gotta reupload it.FFS

I was probably one of the nicer people about it

but yeah show me

I'll be only one who will be honest

[blumpkin blownuts]

I hope you hurt me enough to make me suicide at myself http://i.imgur.com/GXo9grf.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

maks and another guy were nicer about it, the old picture

[blumpkin blownuts]

everybody hated that mustache even me

[Lisa Claus]

maks and another guy were nicer about it, the old pictureLOL rubbish

maks went to town on you

ok it's better without the moustache but I'm sure you could still take a better pic

what about poor me being frozen on tinychat looking like gollum? That was gross

no you could definately take a better pic though, try one without a flash so you don't get red eye... take a few then you can pick the best ones... never rely on just taking one pic... more often than not they are bad, always a take a few

got a webcam? take a few with that, different angles and eventually you'll get one that doesn't look too bad

[blumpkin blownuts]

in exchange for me showing you my new pic (because i really wanted to lord this over you a few weeks) i want you to show this thread to plug drugs. Or copy it, down, paste it to him, and tell him it's form me trying to go to sleep on sonata

[blumpkin blownuts]

naw my webcam is worthless

[blumpkin blownuts]

i need to do outdoor in daylight with cell phone... or maybe my dads non-phone camera

[Lisa Claus]

i need to do outdoor in daylight with cell phone... or maybe my dads non-phone camerayeah cell phone... and fully take a heap of pics, try different angles and different lighting

and don't overlook the value of a shitty webcam, it can hide flaws like a filter does on a real camera... like they used to use heaps of filters on Marilyn Monroe for example.... a shitty webcam can hide flaws equally as well

I kind of miss my old webcam because it was so shit that it made me look better lol

[blumpkin blownuts]

Captaing Logs: Stardate 57348-7348738-5734-75348957348-753478-
150mg zaleplon were taken in every possible way.
i hear music coming from nowhere, it keeps warping from country to rap and back, way too low to get the melody and lyrics
lines of text on scree swim to the left, then to the right, it looks like the advanced marqee settings we nested on the last FJS

[Lisa Claus]

in exchange for me showing you my new pic (because i really wanted to lord this over you a few weeks) i want you to show this thread to plug drugs. Or copy it, down, paste it to him, and tell him it's form me trying to go to sleep on sonataI will do

but we had a bit of an argument last night and he hasn't spoken to me all day

he will again though

[blumpkin blownuts]

wheres my bird. Dancing bird.

[Lisa Claus]

ok I'm off

but you should stop taking drugs and drink some water and have some food... don't choke on your food

[blumpkin blownuts]

:bird:

[blumpkin blownuts]

There you arrrrree baaayyyybeeeeee

[blumpkin blownuts]

When I was in the ranmne thread the bird came in and it was dancing his dance and i had come sort of fit and i danced like crazy with the damn bird. OK bird now we are going to chill. :bird:

[blumpkin blownuts]

:bird: nmo slow- slowww down. stop moving your head.... im giving you 15 monites while i smoke if you're still moving i can't help you add to your act...

...this fuckin bird guy:smoke:

[blumpkin blownuts]

blayump

[blumpkin blownuts]

ok lis 1 more out of the last 3 i took
http://imgur.com/H75b8Jj.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

bummmpppppppppp i wanna see what i look like beofore being on a fullon mind trip and after

[steveyos]

ok lis 1 more out of the last 3 i took
http://imgur.com/H75b8Jj.jpg

Nicotine Valium Vicodin marijuana sideburns and alcohol

[steveyos]

Stare at your phone like an idiot when taking a pic with your phone in the mirror like an idiot

[blumpkin blownuts]

Stare at your phone like an idiot when taking a pic with your phone in the mirror like an idiot

the shutters on the fucking screen its a tiny button so i have to face the face of the screen, which causes all the other abnormalities (having to use mirror, having to stare at phone)

[Lisa Claus]

the shutters on the fucking screen its a tiny button so i have to face the face of the screen, which causes all the other abnormalities (having to use mirror, having to stare at phone)I thought he was talking about ramen

[Lisa Claus]

ok lis 1 more out of the last 3 i took
http://imgur.com/H75b8Jj.jpglol

ok that's better but in a bathrobe? wear a shirt

[Gentleman Doli]

Lisa's Eye for the Drug Addict Serial Rapist Guy

[timmy]

Nicotine Valium Vicodin marijuana sideburns and alcohol
hahqahahhaahhah

ps. bob get rid of those sideburns, get a buzz cut, and do exercise not trying to be mean but if you got rid of that neck fat you would instantly be hotter

[maks]

in exchange for me showing you my new pic (because i really wanted to lord this over you a few weeks) i want you to show this thread to plug drugs. Or copy it, down, paste it to him, and tell him it's form me trying to go to sleep on sonata

bob p[lease try to avoid encouraging plug drugs to come back here for any reason, tia

[maks]

ok lis 1 more out of the last 3 i took
http://imgur.com/H75b8Jj.jpg

use this one but photoshop out the sideburns

[blumpkin blownuts]

appreciate the advice but the sideburns are an integral part of my spiritual belief system

[blumpkin blownuts]

also this picture could be worth money when i get famous because it's the only photo ever taken without my hair spiked up

[Lisa Claus]

the sideburns are ok but the bathrobe.... is wrong

[maks]

bob you need to stop going for a 'look' and go for 'regular guy' because you're not good at picking things to make you stand out from the crowd, instead of looking unique you end up looking like a try-hard and no woman wants a try-hard

[Lisa Claus]

oh look bob

maks is being nice to you again

[blumpkin blownuts]

cant believe i relapsed on my sleeping meds... im such a goddamn pussy sometimes
some people would call that a freelapse but i knew what i was doing, i was medicating shitty emotions so it looks like im back to zero clean time

[blumpkin blownuts]

oh look bob

maks is being nice to you again

well he's trying to be helpful. maks just runs hot & cold, if he was always sweet or always mean it wouldn't be maks it would be weird

[blumpkin blownuts]

the sideburns are ok but the bathrobe.... is wrong

the bathrobe is fine when im inside, thats what bathrobes are for and thats where i am

[maks]

well he's trying to be helpful. maks just runs hot & cold, if he was always sweet or always mean it wouldn't be maks it would be weird

Wouldn't have brought it up if you hadn't mentioned that you're having trouble getting laid, I'm not looking to insult you just offering tips as probably the one guy on this forum who doesn;t have that problem. Fact is as long as you're not totally gross it's not about appearance and more about psychology, stop trying to peacock and learn to bullshit.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i've never been good at bullshitting anyone except myself

[maks]

if you're not brad pitt or don't have millions of dollars nothing spreads legs like a generous helping of bullshit, you should learn. lets practice, say something you know isn;'t true but will get a girl's attention, tell lisa she's pretty.

[maks]

tell ramen you had a great time hanging out with her and she's a very interesting conversationalist

[blumpkin blownuts]

so bullshitting in the fully literal sense... got it

[blumpkin blownuts]

i was thinking of passive bullshit, stuff like writing my number down on the back of a bank slip with a high balance showing, or mentioning in passing about having a second carport added to my yacht

[maks]

i was thinking of passive bullshit, stuff like writing my number down on the back of a bank slip with a high balance showing, or mentioning in passing about having a second carport added to my yacht

you're on the right track but try to be a bit more subtle, buy a big mac and pay with a $100 bill so they have to run into the back to make change, that sort of thing

[maks]

then take one bite and throw it out, bitches love a guy who wastes food

[steveyos]

stop sucking marks dick so fjs will come back

[steveyos]

I thought he was talking about ramen

[Lexi Persimmons]

ok lis 1 more out of the last 3 i took
http://imgur.com/H75b8Jj.jpg

Fucking creepy.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://imgur.com/H75b8Jj.jpg

i hope this is the picture they use on the news when they find all those bodies in your basement

[Gentleman Doli]

Lisa's Eye for the Drug Addict Serial Rapist Guy

[juji]

In common world, please take a look

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081125115831AA6XPa2


How many girls according to avatars would not like sideburns?


More than 10 girls said literally "Hell no"

Otherwise, 2 girls almost like sideburns, but it depends kind of sideburns


1 girl who loves sideburns

[blumpkin blownuts]

I've gotten plenty of positive comments on my sideburns

[maks]

from elvis impersonators?

[timmy]

the sideburns dont suit you bob, maybe handlebars would though if you can grow a big mustache

[maks]

no bob without the mustache sideburns and spikey hair is essentially skrizatch and skrizatch is a legendary cocksman. sometimes less is more.

[maks]

maybe you should tell them you're a fireman