Adopt A Lizard Person.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Show them the ropes, be there forum buddy, teach em how to post good you know show em you care.

I am adopting OB. so hand off ob but as of now all the other lizard people still needs a mentor/friend.

[sex with dead people]

I don't post no good so i'm gonna opt out. I'm still willing to hang out irl with any of them if given the opportunity

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Why not adopt FlaggerChat, he seems like he could use you as a mentor

[maks]

pretty sure I already adopted cody or maybe he adopted me idk

[blumpkin blownuts]

I guess I'm stuck with the bipolar bogan broad unless someone else will actually do it.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i think if jon took lisa under his wing, lisa would learn 2 fly

[maks]

I don't know about any possessive titles, we just agree more than disagree on most things.

that's true but come on lets be honest you're a bit of a protege

[sex with dead people]

Why not adopt FlaggerChat, he seems like he could use you as a mentor

Guess i can mentor plug drugs if he's willing to stop being a faggot

[juji]

what lizard should i adopt?

[sex with dead people]

what lizard should i adopt?

ULCARFAN2008

[Gentleman Doli]

I don't know about any possessive titles, we just agree more than disagree on most things.

Hows tihs: Codey your my bitch lmao

[juji]

All lizards must obey to their masters

[blumpkin blownuts]

Does UofL really qualify as a lizard? Lisa says she came here from eminine forum but we all know the value of a "lisa says" is substantially lower than whale shit

[Lisa Claus]

I reject you all

[juji]

I reject you all

a lesson time to Lisa

[juji]

If All Lizards were adopted to their masters

each lizard should have one like that

http://buyrealpeople.com/images/slave-chain.jpg

[syncan aka ken post jr]

elz just adopted lisa

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i will trade ob for a pack of cigs and 3 packs of ramen noodles

[juji]

planning to loose weight and lick some butts?

You're confusing and trying to fit in, dp or OB is not ramen

[syncan aka ken post jr]

tell marks about it he adopted cody

[syncan aka ken post jr]

for some reason uoflcardinal fan gets a pass,

[0bnoxious0ne]

Show them the ropes, be there forum buddy, teach em how to post good you know show em you care.

I am adopting OB. so hand off ob but as of now all the other lizard people still needs a mentor/friend. I am flattered that you are making your move to have a relationship but I am happily married. At least you aren't the boring, aspyish, whining nerd like most original ytmnsfw members.

[sex with dead people]

Hi Melissa.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

lesson one OB, never talk about being married because you are a fag and married to a women and you dress up like a girl or something totally faggy and it leaves you wide open to getting trolled.

[0bnoxious0ne]

Hi Melissa. What is your first name and general location?

lesson one OB, never talk about being married because you are a fag and married to a women and you dress up like a girl or something totally faggy and it leaves you wide open to getting trolled. You are taking rejection too hard.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Lesson two ob, don't talk about lizard forums anymore, in fact tell everyone you are from 2006 ytmnd fourms and your old username was Bitterbeej

[juji]

Is possible to get Clay or Jon to give the masters have right to modify, edit and temp ban to their unique lizards?

[juji]

Also we need to ban their ip in register form to prevent creating alts

[blumpkin blownuts]

Too bad they can't transplant their karyotypes and will always be abominations before the Lord. Not to mention just being abominable in general

[cberry]

may i have a list of lizards so that i may pick which one i want to be in my clique

[Lisa Claus]

Is possible to get Clay or Jon to give the masters have right to modify, edit and temp ban to their unique lizards?absolutely NO WAY

no fucking way

this was your plan all along

say you'll adopt me and then get some kind of mod power over me and ban me

I hate you, I reject you all

mind you IF I was to accept anyone as my adoptive poster I guess you'd do.

But you can just bite me, you all can.

but YAY I got juji YAY

P.A. - Posters Anonymous... and you're my sponser now.

Give me your phone number so that I can call you day and night about my addiction to posting in fucktard forums.

I'm your responsibility now.

If you slap me around I will blindfold you and abuse you.

[Lisa Claus]

Moi uhdoptidd EriKKK Makslol

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Well after a day of helping my adopted lizard OB, who has not taken heed of any of my advice and is still in the top 3 of the worst posters here, i am not going to give up, i am going to stay strong and hopefully by the end of this OB is not the biggest faggot ever, but it's looking pretty grim at this point.

[Gentleman Doli]

Lisa is literaley insane lmao

[maks]

Lisa is literaley insane lmao

yeah and really dumb too

[steveyos]

Lisa is literaley insane lmao

[sex with dead people]

Lisa is literaley insane lmao


yeah and really dumb too

Don't forget how ugly and useless she is

[maks]

Don't forget how ugly and useless she is

Remember the time her babysitter raped her and her parents didn't do shit about it because they didn't care about her at all?

[blumpkin blownuts]

Remember when she got fired from the pet shoppe for insubordination? And no longer teaches because she told an attractive male student to look her up when he got older?

[steveyos]

Lisa trolling this forum and fjs crew and my life and all oe les

[syncan aka ken post jr]

your all just mad because you will never have a shot with lisa, she's way outta your league

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://i.imgur.com/Sm3EgaK.jpg

[syncan aka ken post jr]

she's plug drug's bitch now, just move on another great girl will start posting and maybe one of you guys will get lucky

[blumpkin blownuts]

lisa wishes she was blythe irl but she is a lizard, through & through

[0bnoxious0ne]

your all just mad because you will never have a shot with lisa, she's way outta your league

Take your own advice and give up trying to get me.

[0bnoxious0ne]

your all just mad because you will never have a shot with lisa, she's way outta your league

Take your own advice and give up trying to get me.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

POST YOUR DICK OB

[blumpkin blownuts]

fix your shit and stop fucking doubleposting

[blumpkin blownuts]

i love how ob tries to be mysterious about whether it still has penis
obviously it can afford the hormones but is still saving up for a penis inversion :mysterysolved:

[syncan aka ken post jr]

also i thought about how you could step up your posting game OB, be the huge fag that you are, talk about your dick and where you go shopping for lady clothes, and what your day to day life as a lady boy is like, get your lady husband to post here post some sexy dick girl pics, the rep will start pouring in

[blumpkin blownuts]

the real question is does your husband still have a twat

[Gentleman Doli]

Lisa is an IRL slag!

lol

Sorry that was mean.

Fuck, what am I even talking about

No, it's nice. It's nice to be a slag.

I'm still not sure what a slag is actually.

Judge Judy is on. Toodles!

Love you Lisa.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Post your husbands tits

[syncan aka ken post jr]

lisa, she's cool and smart and whatever i would totally date her, but sighhhhhh, she's plug's drugs girlfriend and plug drugs is a good friend of mine and you know what they say bro's before hoesssasdfdsaf

[juji]

Lisa, this is your first job:

-Break up plug drugs relationship

[Lisa Claus]

Lisa, this is your first job:

-Break up plug drugs relationshipno

and I don't like these fuckheads juji

I don't think I want to post anymore

You were my favorite but even you aren't very nice

[steveyos]

http://i.imgur.com/Sm3EgaK.jpg

[Lisa Claus]

Plug Drugs is never comming back either

He wants you all to get lives and forget about him

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i will never forget plug drugs so don't even ask me to try

[juji]

no

and I don't like these fuckheads juji

I don't think I want to post anymore

You were my favorite but even you aren't very nice

First lesson, you keep insulting anyone whatever you want it produces "bad feelings" and "mental retardation" to you, i recommend you shouldn't repeat overdone and useless insults, make a good post that it does relate to comedy. Be careful to post.

[juji]

Also, i don't hate plug drugs, but he still dislikes me for no reason

[Lisa Claus]

First lesson, you keep insulting anyone whatever you want it produces "bad feelings" and "mental retardation" to you, i recommend you shouldn't repeat overdone and useless insults, make a good post that it does relate to comedy. Be careful to post.

juji you are amusing

I don't feel funny

I don't find most of these fuckheads funny at all

They make more insults than I do

I can't help it if I don't like fuckheads

A fuckhead is a fuckhead and a spade is a spade

[juji]

juji you are amusing

I don't feel funny

I don't find most of these fuckheads funny at all

They make more insults than I do

I can't help it if I don't like fuckheads

A fuckhead is a fuckhead and a spade is a spade

Second lesson, stay with me because you're my adopted, please ignore their insults against you because you already insulted them a lot. You shouldn't take their influences because i cannot allow that. Follow my example when i post anytime.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

spergging out with lisa and the gang

[Lisa Claus]

Second lesson, stay with me because you're my adopted, please ignore their insults against you because you already insulted them a lot. You shouldn't take their influences because i cannot allow that. Follow my example when i post anytime.

Lol

There's actually a sweetheart inside you somewhere isn't there?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

he's gaining your trust so it's easier to murder you irl

[juji]

Lol

There's actually a sweetheart inside you somewhere isn't there?

Fifth lesson, Never question to your master, in fact i adopted you it basically means i have a heart in my own body, don't try to think i'm willing to murder you.

[blumpkin blownuts]

you should let him send you that money

[Lisa Claus]

Fifth lesson, Never question to your master, in fact i adopted you it basically means i have a heart in my own body, don't try to think i'm willing to murder you.

I don't care if I get murdered because I'll be dead

[juji]

I don't care if I get murdered because I'll be dead

Seventh lesson, Don't comment when i gave you other lessons, you are supposed to memorize the lessons, is very important for your life.

[0bnoxious0ne]

POST YOUR DICK OB
Hoping it is still there is why you are so eager to "adopt" me. Are you interested in maintaining this "adoption" if I no longer have one?

[blumpkin blownuts]

she needs a slap upside the head

[Lisa Claus]

lol

I want to see your nipples juji

[blumpkin blownuts]

Hoping it is still there is why you are so eager to "adopt" me. Are you interested in maintaining this "adoption" if I no longer have one?

i don't think that has anything to do with him adopting you. he's already adopted you, dick or no dick.
we just want to see your dick as a matter of morbid curiousity

[juji]

lol

I want to see your nipples juji

Ninth lesson, You have no right to have sex fantasy with your master, it's forbidden due to the adopt a lizard rules.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

post that dick ob

[syncan aka ken post jr]

wanna see your dick ob, gotta see what it looks like wanna check out your dick ob

[Lisa Claus]

Ninth lesson, You have no right to have sex fantasy with your master, it's forbidden due to the adopt a lizard rules.

lol

can't help it

I'd love to fuck you and that's your fault

[syncan aka ken post jr]

lisa fucked her father irl and now wants to do the same with her forum daddy

[juji]

lol

can't help it

I'd love to fuck you and that's your fault

I repeat, Ninth lesson, You have no right to have sex fantasy with your master, it's forbidden due to the adopt a lizard rules. So you never say sexual things towards to me

[Alsto]

what exactly determines one's lizard status?

[Lisa Claus]

I repeat, Ninth lesson, You have no right to have sex fantasy with your master, it's forbidden due to the adopt a lizard rules. So you never say sexual things towards to me

It's ok

dp just disgusted me and killed my horny

[syncan aka ken post jr]

lizard status comes from the great barry fourm influx of 2012, ob, lisa, cody etc etc all came over on the tim and monde had to post links to here in shitty fourms full of faggots, they then came, tried to fit in, and failed, they failed hard and keep on doing it to this very day

[Alsto]

so the first wave of losers he brought in 09-10 aren't lizards...

[Alsto]

last time we did this i think i had Cracker/Crapper in the adopt a noob program...

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ya it was exactly like yikers but there where more of them and there all 50 years old

[Alsto]

good g-d, that sounds awful... you are a brave, brave man dp, i admire your dedication to helping less fortunate posters...

[sex with dead people]

Bring back yikers

[steveyos]

every single person who has post on rejected heaven has gotten gender swap surgery

[Alsto]

yeah, and by cheap bad operation in some 3rd world country reason...

[steveyos]

Fifth lesson, Never question to your master. in fact, don't try to think. i'm willing to murder you.

[Lexi Persimmons]

http://i.imgur.com/9Kqs9ci.jpg

[Alsto]

i'm willing to mentor some hapless lizard and forgive their past postings... apply itt...

[steveyos]

no you're even worse bye

[m0nde]

don't understand why cody, king :lizard: keeps going on about his not being one

cody, you're a fucking :lizard: and you're a loser. as much of one, if not more, than ob and lisa

[syncan aka ken post jr]

fun fact the lizard people's original name was

codys crew

[m0nde]

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