elezzzark's thread where he assigns "stand names" to all of the forum users

[m0nde]

elezzzarks, please proceed

[m0nde]

okay, if you didn't know:


A Stand protects its user, like a guardian. The name comes from "standing by" the user, sometimes using their powers without direct orders in order to protect the user, and by extension, themselves.

In short version, your imaginary friend from your soul

[Lexi Persimmons]

he can't hear you. must use sign.

[Garfield]

lexi get on cam girl

[m0nde]

lexi get on cam girli want to prove to lisa that i'm not afraid to get on cam with women
or those pretending to be women

[Lexi Persimmons]

would you dive deep for me?

[Garfield]

lexi i am proving im man enough to cam right friggin now!

[Lexi Persimmons]

you're drunk little boy. quit lying.

[m0nde]

get in http://www.tinychat.com/shovelfacebb

[Lexi Persimmons]

"got curry shits'

[syncan aka ken post jr]

here's my idea for an awesome tv show it's called

don't forget to lock the basement door.

It's the odd couple meets rampant pedophilia
it stars 2 guys one an over weight divorced brown man and the other an overweight bald white man, when fat white guy's wife finds out what he's been doing on the internet to children, he's forced to make a thread asking if he can move in with someone, the fat over weight brown guy in the show, unable to draw any sort of a line between the internet and real life tells the fat white guy he can move in with him for the "lolx" and then each week they post on the internet together and try and lure little kids back to there house.

[m0nde]

that's a great idea dp, would you watch it while you're "between jobs"?

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i would watch it hotel rooms i stay in while i am attending fourm posters weddings

[m0nde]

you could code something to record it for you in ActionScript and provide documentation

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i'm trying to find the one older indain actor's picture that was in the royal tenembaums for the indian guy and dennis franz for the fat white guy

[rootbeer]

elezzzarks, please respond

[m0nde]

well i found this to help you finish your ActionScript quest: http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/showthread.php?t=486051

[Lexi Persimmons]

get in chat curry boy.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ahhhhhttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Lr92owQzI1s/UC01wxaSCcI/AAAAAAAABNw/AdJ3lb7UGbE/s640/royaltenenbaums.jpg
that's the guy

[m0nde]

i tried to log in, but i forgot my password
hold on

[m0nde]

ahhhhhttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Lr92owQzI1s/UC01wxaSCcI/AAAAAAAABNw/AdJ3lb7UGbE/s640/royaltenenbaums.jpg
that's the guyahahahahahha, i loved that movie

[m0nde]

oh shit, flaglerchat, you posted a completely secret and private chat!

[syncan aka ken post jr]

how many forums have you been permabanned from flaggerchat

[sex with dead people]

lexi and garfiled ruined this thread.

[maks]

why does everyone think juji is elezzark

[sex with dead people]

why does everyone think juji is elezzark

because they're obsessed with him and 99% of their posts are about him because they are fucktard pathetic losers.

[juji]

there are stand names:

dp - "Eat my fuck"
Special ability: Since he was zombie and doesn't care about the kids, so he can study about the life of each other and make fun of each other.

barry - "The Word"
Special ability: He could use aspy rage using his wall of text and gets mental breakdown a lot but won't give up. Inspired by The World from Dio Brando.

bobhughes - "Stand By Me"
Special ability: That's his favorite song of all time, sometimes he is expert about drugs, massive depression and paranoid, so he can't name his own stand.

maks - "Wheelchair of Fortune"
Special ability: He frequently judges the people who are posting here, sometimes give good luck or bad luck to some posters who is discussing, his memorable quote is "I can't argue that logic"

rootbeer - "Arm Beetle"
Special ability: He could lift anything which is more heavier with him own arm like hercules bettle does.

Steveyos - "FJS Wins Again"
Special ability: Sometimes he kills hismelf for unknown reason but also ressurect him several times very similiar to FJS forums. One of the powerful stands.

m0nde - "Lock The Basement Door"
Special ability: seeks the young people who post here and invite him to have a convo, but could trap them and put inside of his basement world. Ramen and Aber were trapped and converted into m0nde crew.

sex with dead people - "Shut The Fuck Up"
Special ability: Tries to be nice with newcomers, but gets pissed a lot after of newcomer's reply, there no kind of offensive post.

Clay - "Snickers"
Special ability: When someone order him, then clay tells "I cannot get bothered" and banned someone who bothered Clay. After of this he was going to get some snickers and eat them.

Rubycalaber - "Calum McTavish"
Special ability: He is a troll generator could make fun of someone with multiple personality. One of the powerful stands.

Lisa - "Extremely Ugly Bitch"
Special ability: She keeps insulting to anyone and seeking attention for fun, but she constanly gets pissed a lot, had a super bipolar disorder. Also she is capable to create shitty alts.

Desolation - "Faggot with Voice Changer"
Special ability: He likes to pretend like a cute girl, also he manipulates to random girl to make them into porn scene.

Cody - "Painter with Green and Red Acrylic Paint"
Special ability: He could paint the rep color, if he has red rep is turned to green rep he really cares about rep. Featured the shameless comedy about his girlfriend Samantha's got fake pregnant and left forever.

Boobz - "Trumpeter tries to fit in"
Special ability: He is known for trying to fit in that he lies about his life is better than ours.

Lexi Permission - "Shit Poster"
Special ability: Could shamelessy spam anyone and try hard too much, no one thinks Lexi is funny.

Ramen - "Big Bert was $tand"
Special ability: Her stand's ass must be licked by Ramen to lose her weight and pretends like female steveyos.

Jon - "Sex Pistols with Ears"
Special ability: His ear could summon any type of firearm.

Garfield - "Dollface"
Special ability: He could inspire himself who think is cuter than anyone.

Gush - "Heidi from Hot Carved Skin"
Special ability: She manipulates and experiments male people who fall in love, then gets betrayed by herself and makes carving on his own skin turns into puppet.

StompleB - "Vegan de Fagot"
Special ability: He makes green illusions about the posters are being by made fun of themselves. He got higher index of bad luck from Wheelchair of Fortune.

Aber - "Grandma's Waker"
Special ability: She is capable to give her phone number to anyone could wake up her grandma, then good job.

General Doli - "Hitler's Lobster"
Special ability: He believes Hitler is the greatest owner, also he could summon original Hitler as his master as his own soul.

Cberry - "Black Experience"
Special ability: Someone touch or gets hit by his stand, gets temporally the effect of black experience that your skin is black and you feel you are another black person.

Dr Hundos - "I Hate (Love) Niggers"
Special ability: He especially kills niggers in ease, but he was affected with sign of friendship by Camoron and stopped hating black people, in fact he was secretly tolerant to gay people, he prefers with black gay.

Camoron - "Political Gamer"
Special ability: He seeks the discussion about the games and the politics, then he argues something that really disturbs and mess anyone.

Flagerchat - "Manixxx Depressive"
Special ability: He frequently doxes Jack Venooker's IRL info, Jack Venooker is very depressed because is personal info is leaked on the internet, then he would face with legal problems due to digital copyright.

Fanfare - "Haylie Loftin"
Special ability: He summons Haylie Loftin many times to be raped and murdered by Fanfare to create the shitty art, also he is part of FJS Wins Again.

[maks]

holy shit this is amazing

[Garfield]

tinychat.com/rubynet
holy shit this is amazing

[timmy]

lmao tinychat

[sex with dead people]

This is the best thread.

[maks]

fuck tinychat

[m0nde]

This is the best thread.yes, elezzzark is fucking awesome

[Gentleman Doli]

wheelchair of fortune lmao

[Lisa Claus]

now I've seen elz

what is THE FUCK with the kids in his sig?

[Lisa Claus]

okay, if you didn't know:LOL @ that juji quote

Sid... I typed "lol"

[Lisa Claus]

i would watch it hotel rooms i stay in while i am attending fourm posters weddingslol

[Lisa Claus]

http://www.imageurlhost.com/images/skwvkcfrhbexxytpzder.jpgthankyou again gorgeous

I <3 Flag

[m0nde]

yeah

http://i.imgur.com/YMn4qpP.png
http://i.imgur.com/21JaVvW.png

[Lisa Claus]

yeah well

actually had a shower now

god that is an awful capture of me... LOL that is what was frozen? Gross.

and how quick were you to get my tits? I flashed them for like 2 seconds

[m0nde]

garfield was the guy who saved that pic. i saw it, but didn't screen cap it because i didn't want to be scarred for life.

the best thing about that pic is how bored tim looks on the bottom right

[Lisa Claus]

garfield was the guy who saved that pic. i saw it, but didn't screen cap it because i didn't want to be scarred for life.

the best thing about that pic is how bored tim looks on the bottom rightLOL I know right, I laughed at how Tim looks there too

god damn that's some fucking ugly shit looking at myself frozen like that... gross

Tim was fucking seething his brains out

[DrHundos]

I DON'T PREFER WITH BLACK GAY

[m0nde]

i'm not trying to point out how ugly or seething timmy was, just that he's bored as fuck when you're showing tits

which just sums up the entire entire experience last night, doesn't it?

[Lisa Claus]

i'm not trying to point out how ugly or seething timmy was, just that he's bored as fuck when you're showing tits

which just sums up the entire entire experience last night, doesn't it?nope, not bored, the loser stayed up all night posting about me and even chatted to me on skype

Tim was super pissed off and hitting a low due to his bipolar disorder

I've already seen Tim wank to my tits

how bored an uninterested did I sound again on the phone when he called me Sid?

[timmy]

lisa you literally asked me 10000 times for personal information on posters on skype, but bitch please i dont do that, you need to understand not everyone stoops to your pathetic level you backstabbing bitch.

[m0nde]

that was your first date, timmy amd lisa!

congrats

[Lisa Claus]

lisa you literally asked me 10000 times for personal information on posters on skype, but bitch please i dont do that, you need to understand not everyone stoops to your pathetic level you backstabbing bitch.I did?

Nope.

Not at all

I was just giving Flag some of your personal info

feel free to post the actual 5 min 10 line conversation I had with you

I was actually relaying it all back to Flag

you fucking loser

[Lisa Claus]

that was your first date, timmy amd lisa!

congratsno

the closest thing I ever had to a "date" with tim was months ago when he repeatedly pmed me and wanted to wank on cam for me.... I indulged him

he then went full spazz when he realised that I wasn't actually even the slightest bit interested in him in any romantic sense... in fact I have always and will always think the guy is a total douchebag dickhead

ask OB who I discussed it with before I decided to actually let him wank on cam for me

[timmy]

i was pretty damn sure you were helping flag the "i cant dox anyone" guy when you told me you were all like "[3:53:36 AM] Lisa McB: I gave Flag your hotmail e-mail... he wanted it and I give Flag what he wants... except vag
[3:54:36 AM] Lisa McB: I do not know what he is planning"

[timmy]

lisa go hit on every guy on this forum some more, maybe one will bite maybe bob hughes or something

[Lisa Claus]

i was pretty damn sure you were helping flag the "i cant dox anyone" guy when you told me you were all like "[3:53:36 AM] Lisa McB: I gave Flag your hotmail e-mail... he wanted it and I give Flag what he wants... except vag
[3:54:36 AM] Lisa McB: I do not know what he is planning"LOL!

[Lisa Claus]

BTW I was chuffed elz gave me a "stand name" ITT XD

[rubycalaber]

Rubycalaber - "Calum McTavish"
Special ability: He is a troll generator could make fun of someone with multiple personality. One of the powerful stands.

fuck yes do not fuck with my stand name :ssj:

[sex with dead people]

You're lucky to have a powerful stand

[Lexi Persimmons]

yeah

http://i.imgur.com/YMn4qpP.png
http://i.imgur.com/21JaVvW.png




Lisa looks clearly disturbed and insane.

[maks]

Pretty sure she's missing a tooth

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://i.imgur.com/xzSP3rI.jpg

[Lexi Persimmons]

she did show titties. m0nde and Garfield must have had a good wank after that.

[maks]

I'd stop short of calling those 'titties'

[Lisa Claus]

You're lucky to have a powerful stand
lol

[Lisa Claus]

Lisa looks clearly disturbed and insane.
I look ugly

[blumpkin blownuts]

have you thought about getting red contact lenses or something so your eyes don't look so crazy?

[Lisa Claus]

no but I've been considering a paper bag for my head

I'm so ashamed of my face

[sex with dead people]

I look ugly

[maks]

She you tried stabbing yourself in the fucking throat on cam for our enjoyment

[Lisa Claus]

http://i.imgur.com/APrDX51.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/UJFu4qu.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/K0jyE7w.jpg

[Lisa Claus]

She you tried stabbing yourself in the fucking throat on cam for our enjoymentdurrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Lisa Claus]

http://i.imgur.com/K0jyE7w.jpg you can see the permanent bump on my head in this pic

I got it as a kid from running into the corner of a brick wall

had a bump the size of a golf ball on my head.... it never completely went away

still, just my head, so no real damage done

[blumpkin blownuts]

that happened to me too, though mine went away after 10 years
mines from trying to hit a soccer ball with an aluminum bat and forgetting to follow-thru on the swing ...

[Lisa Claus]

that happened to me too, though mine went away after 10 years
mines from trying to hit a soccer ball with an aluminum bat and forgetting to follow-thru on the swing ...lol, ball hit the bat and bat hit your head?

I've got a visual of that and it's making me giggle

[m0nde]

I thought you got the bumping the circus

[Lisa Claus]

there are stand names:

dp - "Eat my fuck"
Special ability: Since he was zombie and doesn't care about the kids, so he can study about the life of each other and make fun of each other.

barry - "The Word"
Special ability: He could use aspy rage using his wall of text and gets mental breakdown a lot but won't give up. Inspired by The World from Dio Brando.

bobhughes - "Stand By Me"
Special ability: That's his favorite song of all time, sometimes he is expert about drugs, massive depression and paranoid, so he can't name his own stand.

maks - "Wheelchair of Fortune"
Special ability: He frequently judges the people who are posting here, sometimes give good luck or bad luck to some posters who is discussing, his memorable quote is "I can't argue that logic"

rootbeer - "Arm Beetle"
Special ability: He could lift anything which is more heavier with him own arm like hercules bettle does.

Steveyos - "FJS Wins Again"
Special ability: Sometimes he kills hismelf for unknown reason but also ressurect him several times very similiar to FJS forums. One of the powerful stands.

m0nde - "Lock The Basement Door"
Special ability: seeks the young people who post here and invite him to have a convo, but could trap them and put inside of his basement world. Ramen and Aber were trapped and converted into m0nde crew.

sex with dead people - "Shut The Fuck Up"
Special ability: Tries to be nice with newcomers, but gets pissed a lot after of newcomer's reply, there no kind of offensive post.

Clay - "Snickers"
Special ability: When someone order him, then clay tells "I cannot get bothered" and banned someone who bothered Clay. After of this he was going to get some snickers and eat them.

Rubycalaber - "Calum McTavish"
Special ability: He is a troll generator could make fun of someone with multiple personality. One of the powerful stands.

Lisa - "Extremely Ugly Bitch"
Special ability: She keeps insulting to anyone and seeking attention for fun, but she constanly gets pissed a lot, had a super bipolar disorder. Also she is capable to create shitty alts.

Desolation - "Faggot with Voice Changer"
Special ability: He likes to pretend like a cute girl, also he manipulates to random girl to make them into porn scene.

Cody - "Painter with Green and Red Acrylic Paint"
Special ability: He could paint the rep color, if he has red rep is turned to green rep he really cares about rep. Featured the shameless comedy about his girlfriend Samantha's got fake pregnant and left forever.

Boobz - "Trumpeter tries to fit in"
Special ability: He is known for trying to fit in that he lies about his life is better than ours.

Lexi Permission - "Shit Poster"
Special ability: Could shamelessy spam anyone and try hard too much, no one thinks Lexi is funny.

Ramen - "Big Bert was $tand"
Special ability: Her stand's ass must be licked by Ramen to lose her weight and pretends like female steveyos.

Jon - "Sex Pistols with Ears"
Special ability: His ear could summon any type of firearm.

Garfield - "Dollface"
Special ability: He could inspire himself who think is cuter than anyone.

Gush - "Heidi from Hot Carved Skin"
Special ability: She manipulates and experiments male people who fall in love, then gets betrayed by herself and makes carving on his own skin turns into puppet.

StompleB - "Vegan de Fagot"
Special ability: He makes green illusions about the posters are being by made fun of themselves. He got higher index of bad luck from Wheelchair of Fortune.

Aber - "Grandma's Waker"
Special ability: She is capable to give her phone number to anyone could wake up her grandma, then good job.

General Doli - "Hitler's Lobster"
Special ability: He believes Hitler is the greatest owner, also he could summon original Hitler as his master as his own soul.

Cberry - "Black Experience"
Special ability: Someone touch or gets hit by his stand, gets temporally the effect of black experience that your skin is black and you feel you are another black person.

Dr Hundos - "I Hate (Love) Niggers"
Special ability: He especially kills niggers in ease, but he was affected with sign of friendship by Camoron and stopped hating black people, in fact he was secretly tolerant to gay people, he prefers with black gay.

Camoron - "Political Gamer"
Special ability: He seeks the discussion about the games and the politics, then he argues something that really disturbs and mess anyone.

Flagerchat - "Manixxx Depressive"
Special ability: He frequently doxes Jack Venooker's IRL info, Jack Venooker is very depressed because is personal info is leaked on the internet, then he would face with legal problems due to digital copyright.

Fanfare - "Haylie Loftin"
Special ability: He summons Haylie Loftin many times to be raped and murdered by Fanfare to create the shitty art, also he is part of FJS Wins Again.

just...... lol

and bump

[Lisa Claus]

I thought you got the bumping the circusno

Circus injuries:

tore the ligaments on both sides of my ankle after falling off a slackwire.... undersatnding the mechanics of balancing on a slackwire is key to undersatnding how I tore the ligaments on BOTH sides of my ankle

tore a tendon near my groin when in training was not completely down in the splits and a drunk russian trainer from the Moscow Circus came along, put both hands on my shoulders and slammed me down into the splits... it tore a tendon

on both occassions I was on crutches for months

however once healed I was actually able to go down completely in the splits on the leg the russian trainer tore

[blumpkin blownuts]

lol, ball hit the bat and bat hit your head?

I've got a visual of that and it's making me giggle

yep, it was all like (pakong-donk)and i thought i was gonna have that bump in my skull forever, maybe i mashed it back in from years of suddenly passing out with my forehead onto a desk

[Lisa Claus]

yep, it was all like (pakong-donk)and i thought i was gonna have that bump in my skull forever, maybe i mashed it back in from years of suddenly passing out with my forehead onto a desklol

[m0nde]

no

Circus injuries:

tore the ligaments on both sides of my ankle after falling off a slackwire.... undersatnding the mechanics of balancing on a slackwire is key to undersatnding how I tore the ligaments on BOTH sides of my ankle

tore a tendon near my groin when in training was not completely down in the splits and a drunk russian trainer from the Moscow Circus came along, put both hands on my shoulders and slammed me down into the splits... it tore a tendon

on both occassions I was on crutches for months

however once healed I was actually able to go down completely in the splits on the leg the russian trainer toredid you acquire your heroin addiction in the circus from all of these injuries?

[Lisa Claus]

did you acquire your heroin addiction in the circus from all of these injuries?nope

no pain killers for that

except see I got a bad cough when I was 16 from smoking too much weed and started taking heaps of codeine.... I was performing at the time and the director realised how much codeine I was taking and took me aside to discuss my rampant over use of it

See I was popping sheets of it to try and make myself stop coughing on stage... I had the lead role and the director caught me taking buckets of codeine before a show

[m0nde]

how many parts of your body are damaged?

your child vag were interfered with by a rapist pedo
your nose was broken by some bastard bogan boyfriend
your leg muscles and tendons were destroyed by a russian circus guy forcing you to perform the splits on him
idk, more?

[blumpkin blownuts]

broken woman

[sex with dead people]

how many parts of your body are damaged?

your child vag were interfered with by a rapist pedo
your nose was broken by some bastard bogan boyfriend
your leg muscles and tendons were destroyed by a russian circus guy forcing you to perform the splits on him
idk, more?


Thanks for derailing this topic back into an enjoyable subject matter

[DrHundos]

im mad that my stand isnt cool or powerful all i get is the power t okill black people, but the only nigger on here is camoron
God damn Juji you fucked me, you fucked me bad dude why couldn't you pick something cool like fuking Dr.Feelgood or something i talk about drugs too sometimes dont i GOD DAMN

[m0nde]

how many parts of your body are damaged?

your child vag were interfered with by a rapist pedo
your nose was broken by some bastard bogan boyfriend
your leg muscles and tendons were destroyed by a russian circus guy forcing you to perform the splits on him
idk, more?
broken womanhttp://i.imgur.com/oRZR5P9.jpg

[maks]

:beat: <-- clump, age 8

[m0nde]

i swear, she looked like she was damaged on cam. malnourished and dirty.

[Lisa Claus]

im mad that my stand isnt cool or powerful all i get is the power t okill black people, but the only nigger on here is camoron
God damn Juji you fucked me, you fucked me bad dude why couldn't you pick something cool like fuking Dr.Feelgood or something i talk about drugs too sometimes dont i GOD DAMNdon;t be jealous of other people's "stand names" LOL!

[m0nde]

i think you should remind elezzzark of the stand you made up for him again
he may not have seen it the first ten times you spammed it

[Lisa Claus]

i think you should remind elezzzark of the stand you made up for him again
he may not have seen it the first ten times you spammed itnope

I made sure he saw it

you want to see spam you should have look at my pm box full from juji

[m0nde]

well, you know why i think he's a psycho
but he comes up with some hilarious crazy shit due to the fucked up way he expresses himself and his drawings are great too

[DrHundos]

i'm not jealous i just don't want to be a shitty stand user, i want something like King Crimson or Star Platinum

[juji]

i'm not jealous i just don't want to be a shitty stand user, i want something like King Crimson or Star Platinum

Seriously, do you read this manga?

[juji]

Please keep this thread alive while Ramen is executing her stand "Big Bert was $tand" make her acts like steveyos spamming random threads

[juji]

and licking stand anus to change the values of her speed and change shape body

[Lisa Claus]

well, you know why i think he's a psycho
but he comes up with some hilarious crazy shit due to the fucked up way he expresses himself and his drawings are great too

Oh shit

I totally want to see some of his drawings!

I'll cream my panties if you can show me some of his drawings

[m0nde]

get mrks to post them for you, i don't have them saved

[m0nde]

get elezzzark to post his m0nde comic
and the barryshithead comic

[Lisa Claus]

God damn it

Juji!!!! Post some of your drawings PLEASE

[timmy]

get elezzzark to post his m0nde comic
and the barryshithead comic

theyre in the archive you actual retard. god. log out and lurk more.

[m0nde]

i don't go looking for shit in there...jesus
why're you raging?

[juji]

i don't go looking for shit in there...jesus
why're you raging?

In name of the god

you're annoying as hell

[Lisa Claus]

i don't go looking for shit in there...jesus
why're you raging?

I got an angry bipolar tard phone call from him earlier today

[timmy]

youi told everyone that i live in wollongong you faggot

[Lisa Claus]

In name of the god

you're annoying as hell

For the love of god juji

PLEASE show me some of your drawings!!!!!

[juji]

Wollongong sounds like chinese colony

[Lisa Claus]

youi told everyone that i live in wollongong you faggot
And no-one cares loser

[m0nde]

oh for that!
i forgot

now i'm gong to be blamed for flaglerchat finding your home address in wollongog

[Lisa Claus]

Wollongong sounds like chinese colony

Woggy wog wollygog ching chong a gong

[juji]

When you say "ching chong chang chung chinaman" it would be very offensive to chinese people

[Lisa Claus]

When you say "ching chong chang chung chinaman" it would be very offensive to chinese people

Lol yes it would be

So is calling them "pie face"

[timmy]

lisas face is very offensive to people

[Garfield]

lisa do you wear a bra? and if so, why?

[Lisa Claus]

lisa do you wear a bra? and if so, why?Nope.

Only time I wear a bra is when I am working in a professional environment such as teaching so that my nipples are not poking through my shirt

other than that my boobs are small and pert and there is no use for a bra

[Garfield]

if you were lift waits i bet you could turn those into nice pecks

[Lisa Claus]

any other questions about my tits Garf-uckedupondrugs?

[Lisa Claus]

if you were lift waits i bet you could turn those into nice pecksalready got more pecks than your weak, weeny ass

I think all this talk about my tits is just turning molehills into mountains

[m0nde]

hilary swanktits

[Garfield]

golom boyparts

[DrHundos]

Seriously, do you read this manga?

yes ive read all of it and i watch the anime on fridays, thats y i gave you shit about your avi before once i think

[Lisa Claus]

yes ive read all of it and i watch the anime on fridays, thats y i gave you shit about your avi before once i thinkI fucking love manga

[Lisa Claus]

manga isn't just any old shitty anime

anime is just short for animation and means any kind of animation

manga is the good shit

[internutt]

manga isn't just any old shitty anime

anime is just short for animation and means any kind of animation

manga is the good shit

[blumpkin blownuts]

hakatagatakatahagata des
ehhh?
jutsumutsunutsuhutsu takiwakimakidaki ^_^

[blumpkin blownuts]

nortynipper and errezark sittin in a tree watching god damned dragonball z

[juji]

are you bobhughes?

[blumpkin blownuts]

what are you asking:

am i bobhughes?
or
am i watching dragon ball z?

[Lisa Claus]

Don't show your ignorance by referencing kid's manga

If you have never watched any adult manga then you are just missing out

[m0nde]

dumbass
manga is a comic book
you WATCH anime you fool

[blumpkin blownuts]

the only anime i got into was Abel Yuusha and only because it was based on the Dragon Warrior game series

[rootbeer]

Don't show your ignorance by referencing kid's manga

If you have never watched any adult manga then you are just missing out

holy shit, lisa watches titty anime... no wonder plug drugs likes you so much.

[maks]

what are you asking:

am i bobhughes?
or
am i watching dragon ball z?

are you bobhughes?

are you, bobhughes?

[maks]

dumbass
manga is a comic book
you WATCH anime you fool

even I know this and I hate that jap crap

[Lisa Claus]

dumbass
manga is a comic book
you WATCH anime you fool
Wrong you fucking moron

Been a manga fan since I was a teenager

Favorites include Akira, Wicked City and the Urotsukidoji movies among many more

Don't embarrass yourself ignorant loser

[Lisa Claus]

In fact such a manga fan that if I ever had a baby boy I would name him Akira after my favorite manga movie

[Lisa Claus]

Nope

Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime

[maks]

I'll just leave this here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga

[m0nde]

ater you stupid or are you trolling me?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga

everyone has seen akira. it was released AS manga first (a comic book). then became a movie published by Geneon (Universal)

[m0nde]

this is what i mean about you making your own reality up because you misunderstand shit

there's a definite disorder there

[m0nde]

... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geneon_Universal_Entertainment

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime

[juji]

Nope

Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime

HAHAHAHAHA

[m0nde]

manga isn't just any old shitty anime

anime is just short for animation and means any kind of animation

manga is the good shit

[juji]

Authentic extreme bipolar disorder

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime

[Lisa Claus]

Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime

They have heaps of artists who must pass a tight standard to work there it is a massive company

You will note they are called Manga movies

You idiots

You aren't even Manga fans

[juji]

Lisa believes herself as good teacher, what the fuck would say like that?

[m0nde]

Been a manga fan since I was a teenager

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://www.magma.com/company

[juji]

Mangaka is a manga writer/illustrator

Manga is comic book for all ages, not only for kids

Manga is NOT a company in Japan

[maks]

http://www.magma.com/sites/default/files/images/pictures/Company/sdvosb-logo.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

really, lisa... really?

[Lisa Claus]

http://www.manga.com/

Dickheads

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime
Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime
Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime
Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime
Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime
Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime
Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime

[syncan aka ken post jr]

porn is a company in america that makes porn

http://porn.com

[juji]

http://www.manga.com/

Dickheads

It's NOT a company in Japan

It's a producer, licensor and distributor of Japanese animation in the United States, United Kingdom, Canada, France, Australia and New Zealand. Its based in Los Angeles.

Holy fuck your brain is 100% woman

[juji]

woman brain is worth of laughing

[Lisa Claus]

really, lisa... really?

http://www.manga.com/

Yes

I thought this was common knowledge

Manga is a massive company in Japan they have thousands of animators who create the movies. They have a really tight standard to get in and many artists train for many years to get the style right to be able to work there

[m0nde]

she thinks that this company actually made those movies...

[juji]

http://www.manga.com/

Yes

I thought this was common knowledge

Manga is a massive company in Japan they have thousands of animators who create the movies. They have a really tight standard to get in and many artists train for many years to get the style right to be able to work there

[juji]

Manga is a massive company in Japan they have thousands of animators who create the movies

[maks]

train for years? how hard can it possibly be to draw deformed bitches with fetal alcohol syndrome eyes and gigantic tits

[Lisa Claus]

Despite its name, the company's principal business is the distribution of anime rather than manga, although they have published some manga, such as Crying Freeman,[3] in the United Kingdom under the Manga Books imprint.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga_Entertainment

[maks]

it's not like there's even a lot of detail, half the time they just stand there and stare at each other and the fight scenes look like stop motion over a ststic background

[maks]

I've seen more complex animation from hanna barbera

[m0nde]

http://www.manga.com/

Yes

I thought this was common knowledge

Manga is a massive company in Japan they have thousands of animators who create the movies. They have a really tight standard to get in and many artists train for many years to get the style right to be able to work therethey are a distribution company to westernize these anime movies and the word manga refers to comics

some of them are really old

akira is from the early late 90s. it was produced by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TMS_Entertainment

[m0nde]

again this is proof of you deluding yourself and then getting angry when you're exposed as being wrong : narcissism

[Lisa Claus]

Geneon is a licensing company

You intellectually inferior retards

[juji]

Not all anime are same, but i hate common anime like big eyes and deformed figures.

You should watch Princess Mononoke

[m0nde]

all of these movies, akira, ghost in the shell etc are by different studios, dumbass

[juji]

I've seen more complex animation from hanna barbera

Not Disney?

[m0nde]

for instance totoro and all of miazaki's movies are from studio ghibli

[rootbeer]

train for years? how hard can it possibly be to draw deformed bitches with fetal alcohol syndrome eyes and gigantic tits

the dude who created dragon ball z ruined his arm from drawing so much lol

[m0nde]

Geneon is a licensing company

You intellectually inferior retardsya they're tied in with manga which is Starz in the US and Canada
they're all licencing and distribution

[Lisa Claus]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga

Some of you morons posted this but obviously didn't read it

We were talking about manga movies

Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime

[Lisa Claus]

the dude who created dragon ball z ruined his arm from drawing so much lol

They have a massive team of artists that train for many years to get the style right, it's a massive company that many artist train for years to get into

[m0nde]

Despite its name, the company's principal business is the distribution of anime rather than manga, although they have published some manga, such as Crying Freeman,[3] in the United Kingdom under the Manga Books imprint.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga_Entertainmentdistribution company...

they didn't make anything...that's what everyone's saying.

[maks]

Not Disney?

disney's cartoons set the standard for animation quality, I chose to use hanna barbera for my analogy because they're known for lazy shitty animation though they're not as lazy or shitty as your typical anime

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga

Some of you morons posted this but obviously didn't read it

We were talking about manga movies

Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime



a motion manga is an anime, dolt

[juji]

disney's cartoons set the standard for animation quality, I chose to use hanna barbera for my analogy because they're known for lazy shitty animation though they're not as lazy or shitty as your typical anime

Watch your mouth, so i liked Swat Kats from Hannah Barbera

[maks]

the dude who created dragon ball z ruined his arm from drawing so much lol

he should have contracted out to koreans for the tweening like we do

[maks]

Watch your mouth, so i liked Swat Kats from Hannah Barbera

I liked a lot of hanna barbara cartoons but I can accept that they're lazily animated. look at scooby doo for god's sake they's not winning any best art direction emmys for that one

[rootbeer]

inb4 lisa says she was trolling

[blumpkin blownuts]

look how she made us all "fly off the handle" omg we are soooo malleable

[blumpkin blownuts]

lisa thinks being fact-checked is trolling

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Manga
is a company
in Japan
that makes
anime

[juji]

I liked a lot of hanna barbara cartoons but I can accept that they're lazily animated. look at scooby doo for god's sake they's not winning any best art direction emmys for that one

The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show were really lazily animated than Hannah Barbera.


You know why Rocko's Modern Life was awesome

[maks]

I have no idea why rockos modern life was awesome, I didn't watch it I gave up on nickelodeon when they cancelled pete and pete

[Lisa Claus]

Manga
is a company
in Japan
that makes
anime
correct

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Manga is a company in Japan that makes anime

[Lisa Claus]

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juji find this documentary with subtitles

[Lisa Claus]

To nonaficionados, Japanese comic books, or manga, typically celebrate vampire-hunting beauties or feisty schoolgirls, tentacled monsters or technology-crazed teenagers. But to the graphic artist Yoshihiro Tatsumi and his peers in the late 1950s, they offered an opportunity to explore darker, more sophisticated stories about postwar Japan — stories so adult that they required a brand-new name: gekiga.

In “Tatsumi,” the director Eric Khoo incorporates five of these stories, all written in the 1970s, into an animated tribute that seeks to vivify this artist’s controversial, fearless work. It’s potent stuff, delving into pornography, incest, murder and mutilation in the company of alienated men and unhappy, sometimes cruel women. Resonating with the deeply felt shame of a lost war (Mr. Tatsumi was 10 when the atom bomb fell on Hiroshima), these twisted and often touching tales express their author’s rage at a booming economy that failed to lift every boat.

“I vomited it out in stories,” he tells us in the mostly gentle narration that accompanies the film’s biographical segments, excerpted from his autobiography, “A Drifting Life.” Rendered in rather wishy-washy pastels, these segments offer only broad personal details, including how he drew comics at a young age to support his poor family and dealt with the envy of his sickly brother.

By contrast, the moody, mostly black-and-white samples of his art have a tough urgency that leaps from the screen: from the harrowing first story, set in a razed Hiroshima, to the closing tale of a prostitute who has been betrayed one too many times, they mold pulpy drama and moral complexity into a transfixing whole. Capturing the mood of a troubled time, “Tatsumi” is a fine, if frustratingly indistinct, portrait of an artist ripe for rediscovery.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/04/movies/tatsumi-eric-khoos-documentary-on-a-manga-innovator.html?_r=0

[Lisa Claus]

Anime and manga are two very different industries. Creating a seamless moving image is vastly different from laying out a dynamic page composition for a page in a manga. With this in mind, I will cover the different jobs you might take in each industry, and what they would involve.

As a semi-professional manga artist, I have more experience with the rigours and needs of the graphic novel. So let's cover manga first.


THE MANGA INDUSTRY

The benefit of manga is one person can perform all of the following roles, if s/he is talented enough. If your skill lies more in drawing than in writing, however, I suggest you team up with someone.

- The Writer

The writer is responsible for creating the story, characters and script of the manga. Scripts can be as detailed or loose as you like. Some writers like to specify camera-angles for each and every panel, others rely on the artist to create the effect they are looking for.

Getting a job as a writer is relatively difficult: you can try http://digitalwebbing.com/talent or apply to individual small companies such as NDP Comics (http://www.ndpcomics.com/).


- The Artist

The artist is usually responsible for the entirety of the page layout, artwork, and overall 'feel' of the manga. Being able to draw a variety of settings and characters is useful, and being able to sequence art is a skill often overlooked. You should be able to draw a character over and over again.

Grayscale, or colour is usually added by the artist, but can be delegated to another person in some companies, such as TokyoPop.


- The Colourist

Most manga are black-and-white, so the colourist is more likely to apply grayscale. Originally, this was transparent sheets with a dot print that simulated grey that could be stuck onto the art to give it depth. Many artists have switched to digital tones however, which has opened up a lot of new techniques. Photoshop is the tool of choice.

Colour is obviously used for covers and pin-ups. This is the role that I perform, and therefore one I know quite a lot about. The best way to get accepted into a manga team is to create a portfolio showcasing your best work. Black & white work can be found here: http://artcorner.org and here: http://www.frozenlilacs.com/ (Please note that you should ALWAYS credit the original artist)

Most of my work I have found through http://digitalwebbing.com/talent, or by independent people who have found my website. There is a certain amount of luck involved, and you must be prepared for rejection.

http://www.helium.com/items/445661-how-to-find-a-job-in-the-anime-or-manga-business

[lnopia the great]

rockos modern life was excellent

[DrHundos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abGcka75v1c

[Alsto]

ctrl+f Alsto...

[juji]

Aren't you a stand user?

[Alsto]

i stand everyday, multiple times...

[Lexi Persimmons]

lisas face is very offensive to people

[juji]

oh yes, your ability is you clone yourself many times.


Alsto "Nar Nar Narnal"
Special ability: Alsto is capable to clone himself many times he can, someone shot his dead and he died but he has backup.

[Alsto]

sweet...

[JujiDrool]

lol

[maks]

I always shake my head at the atheists who complain about the Biblical Jehovah for having wanted to wipe out the various gentiles in and around what is today known as Palestine and Israel. Jehovah was not the one who wanted to use actual virgin girls in his scapegoat rituals like the Hittites. Jehovah was not the one who required young women to lose their virginity as temple prostitutes as in certain times during the history of the Babylonian Empire. Jehovah was not the one who wanted people to actually sacrifice their sons like those worshiping the nastier of the baals (go ahead and talk about Isaac all you want, but at the end of the day, Jehovah provided Abraham with a substitutionary sacrifice, so no one had to die).
If you want to criticize the book of Joshua for being genocidal war propoganda, go for it. But don't go around ignoring the fact that secular archeology and anthropology has demonstrated that these same gentiles were monsters in their own right. Their gods are not the kinds of gods I intend to adore.