sprayed my favorite three perfumes on my pillows 10 mins ago

[blumpkin blownuts]

now the midnotes are wafting towards my computer desk beckoning towards my bed like in the cartoons when a scent cloud turns into a "come here" hand under the cartoon's nose

[plusle riot]

i washed my bedding on the weekend so it all has that so fresh and so clean clean linen smell and it feels all soft and fuzzy

[blumpkin blownuts]

mine was washed about 2 weeks ago, that's about as long as i wait anymore now that i got these luxurious sheets

[plusle riot]

are they a high thread count egyptian cotton or satin~

[plusle riot]

the suspense is killing me

[plusle riot]

i am on the edge of my goddamn seat

[blumpkin blownuts]

sorry to leave ya hangin! it's 1200ct egyptian cotton

[rootbeer]

my dick is egyptian cotton

[Lisa Claus]

my dick is egyptian cotton

I want to wrap myself in your dick

[blumpkin blownuts]

i wanna put it in the washing machine with a whole bottle of downy

[Lisa Claus]

i wanna put it in the washing machine with a whole bottle of downyis that fabric softener?

[PIRATIO]

bounty is like your yield when you go to get something

[Lisa Claus]

I want to eat a bounty chocolate bar now

[PIRATIO]

Bounty is like when you get a price put on your head and then someone kilkls you for the price @_@ REALTALK

[Alsto]

sorry to leave ya hangin! it's 1200ct egyptian cotton

better count that shit yourself, you probably got like 3 or 4 hundred at most...

[blumpkin blownuts]

i tried that with my last sheets and counted 1200 exactly but i couldnt sticth it back so i bought the same sheets again

[Lisa Claus]

i tried that with my last sheets and counted 1200 exactly but i couldnt sticth it back so i bought the same sheets againlol

[Alsto]

that shit percale or sateen weave my nigga?

[Alsto]

i got that percale shit, dem some good ass sheets dog...

[blumpkin blownuts]

not even sure how to tell the difference?
i just checked the package and it doesn't say but i was wrong about the thread count apparaently its 1800

[blumpkin blownuts]

whatever weave it has it was done by the tender hands of happy china kids

[Alsto]

ching chong nip nong...

[Lisa Claus]

god you guys are gay

[blumpkin blownuts]

hey lisa how many thread count are tyour curtains lmao

[Lisa Claus]

hey lisa how many thread count are tyour curtains lmaothey are lace

and I'm not a fag who counts threads

[Lisa Claus]

seeing as you dipshits are so obsessed about my curtains

have a pic of some of them

http://i.imgur.com/p6EyrkT.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

do you have windchimes indoors because youre such a big gasbag?
also wtg on the curtains, they're not junky-chic like hanging a bedsheet but hey sometimes you just gotta break outta yourself right

[blumpkin blownuts]

nice blinds too. levolor?

[Lisa Claus]

LOL

I'm not a blind or curtain expert

never really cared much and would usually just chuck a sheet up there, in fact had a sheet up there until was given those curtains

these curtains were given to me by a girly friend, I have pink ones in my room... my sheets over windows annoyed the hell out of her lol

the "wind chime" is a led light thing another friend made for me many years ago

the blinds keep most of the sun off that window, also given to me

[blumpkin blownuts]

the sheet in the window annoyed me too i have a bit less disrespect for you now
did your friend hang the blinds and curtains for you too?

[Lisa Claus]

the sheet in the window annoyed me too i have a bit less disrespect for you now
did your friend hang the blinds and curtains for you too?No I did

and I deliberately hung them all saggy and took a pic of them all saggy and sent the pic to her just to be cheeky and annoy her because I knew that would drive her nuts... because she crapped on so much how they "must be hung properly"


and then after taking the pic I put them up properly

lol

[blumpkin blownuts]

what do you use the bedsheet for now, im guessing a tablecloth. or a sanitary napkin or probably both

[blumpkin blownuts]

my sleep meds are kicking in so i just sprayed my bed down again with the same three fragrances
when i come back from having a smoke my bed will smell like i've had two women and a girlyman over

[Lisa Claus]

it's a sheet

it's in the cupboard'

here's the pic I sent her to stir her before I hung them up properly

she was heaps anal about me having to hang them properly so that they didn't sag lol

so I did this first, took this pic and sent it to her thanking her for the curtains lol http://i.imgur.com/M1CIyAT.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

whats with all the fans do you not have central heating/ac?
what a joke lol

[Lisa Claus]

whats with all the fans do you not have central heating/ac?
what a joke lolI've got an air conditioner

that little heater is to heat up the room quickly when I come home while I wait for the collumn heater to heat up

SO FUNNY!


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eminem is foreverlaughing at you

[blumpkin blownuts]

you think you have everything dont you

[Lisa Claus]

you think you have everything dont you
I don't have a jet ski