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blumpkin blownuts
01-29-2013, 12:15 AM
just spent 10 mins wiping out the microwave after it looks like someone got inside it with a 12ga double barrell shotgun and blasted away with handloaded chipped-beef shells

rootbeer
01-29-2013, 12:16 AM
>being a man
>cleaning something
choose one

plusle riot
01-29-2013, 12:17 AM
why didn't you just eat them cold or weren't they pre-cooked

blumpkin blownuts
01-29-2013, 12:21 AM
yeah they were boiled in a pot of beefstock with potatoes and mushrooms
but now theyre cold from the fridge and covered in congealed greases and fats

Lisa Claus
01-29-2013, 12:28 AM
>being a man
>cleaning something
choose oneLOL

blumpkin blownuts
01-29-2013, 12:30 AM
i dont wanna hear people running their mouths in the morning about who left the micro dirty
besides it was straight up disgusting, i wiped up maybe 10g worth of beef chunks

plusle riot
01-29-2013, 12:30 AM
yeah they were boiled in a pot of beefstock with potatoes and mushrooms
but now theyre cold from the fridge and covered in congealed greases and fats

oh yeah that's rank. i remember seeing poor kids with spam sandwiches and that jelly shit coming out the sides of the bread. the sight of that alone was sickening, let alone the thought of having to eat that crap

plusle riot
01-29-2013, 12:31 AM
what's it called, aspic?

blumpkin blownuts
01-29-2013, 12:34 AM
elz is called aspic

actually aspic is liquefacted meat, usually used as the "gravy" in wet pet food
this was just straight up beef fat & grease that forms at the top of the pot, and i picked it off before warming it

Lisa Claus
01-29-2013, 12:37 AM
elz is called aspic

actually aspic is liquefacted meat, usually used as the "gravy" in wet pet food
this was just straight up beef fat & grease that forms at the top of the pot, and i picked it off before warming itLOL

plusle riot
01-29-2013, 12:42 AM
p sure siburke made a thread back in the day titled aspic and posted a pic of ramen and talked about fat :lis:

blumpkin blownuts
01-29-2013, 12:49 AM
i think you're right, from wikipedia it talks about gelatinized meat stocks

Aspic is a dish in which ingredients are set into a gelatin made from a meat stock or consommé. Non-savory dishes, often made with commercial gelatin mixes without stock or consommé, are usually called gelatin salads.

either way it just turns back into stock when heated

PIRATIO
01-29-2013, 12:51 AM
microwaves are hella gay

plusle riot
01-29-2013, 12:53 AM
microwaves are hella gay

agreed, they make pizza soggy and meat rubbery

maks
01-29-2013, 01:02 AM
They're pretty good for making hot cider

blumpkin blownuts
01-29-2013, 01:10 AM
and hot milk/choco milk
hot milk always seperates when i heat it on the stove and its a bitch to clean

plusle riot
01-29-2013, 01:39 AM
the trick is to heat it on a low-medium heat while stirring; it only separates when it boils. personally i can't stand reheating coffee or anything in the microwave it still comes out all tepid and gross

PIRATIO
01-29-2013, 02:04 AM
They're pretty good for making hot cider

for what though























EXACTLY

maks
01-29-2013, 02:09 AM
for what though























EXACTLY

for drinking usually

Lisa Claus
01-29-2013, 02:12 AM
for drinking usuallylol

PIRATIO
01-29-2013, 02:28 AM
drink it and LIVE FOREVER

PIRATIO
01-29-2013, 02:29 AM
keep it secret, keep it safe thouh

siburke939
03-08-2013, 03:03 PM
chicken ding