View Full Version : criagslist has gone to hell
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 07:11 PM
i posted an ad up and only got one reply, from someone not attractive
almost all the w4m ad's are "420 friendly" and "looking for help with bills in xchange for funnnn"
so finally i got sick of it and posted another ad at m4w that sounded like a loser in the description and for the title put "looking for sugarmama and flophouse where i can smoke dope" and sure enough three idiot females replied before i raged out and deleted it
i have their email addresses and could still respond but im afraid of people like that
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 07:14 PM
lol
wtf are you doing?
Man whore
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 07:18 PM
i'm picky, i like women who are challenging but not entirely stuck up & frigid
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 07:18 PM
it would suck if i had a date anyway i have nothing to talk to with anyone except for this very fact
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 07:22 PM
my last date is still getting off crack
I don't usually "date"
once in a blue moon when the skin deprivation makes me want to die I'll go pick up
by the way pathology came back and was all clear
my vag just had inflamation from being poked with
pleasant dreams
sex with dead people
01-26-2013, 08:14 PM
it would suck if i had a date anyway i have nothing to talk to with anyone except for this very fact
Talk to them about being immortal and about yours days of posting on fjs.
syncan aka ken post jr
01-26-2013, 08:16 PM
your a sad lonely little man bob hughes
timmy
01-26-2013, 08:25 PM
craiglist:mischief: yes, the list that has lots of whores who were molested by father:smug: lisa was raped
sex with dead people
01-26-2013, 08:41 PM
I found out a former friend of mine was gay after a mutual friend showed me his ads on craigslist looking for other fags to fuck.
steveyos
01-26-2013, 08:42 PM
I don't do things like this which is why I love myself so much
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 08:45 PM
I use a secure dating site
for picking up on the rare occassion where I think I will literally shrivel up and die if I can't pick up.
syncan aka ken post jr
01-26-2013, 08:46 PM
if everyone get's herpes, then it's like no one has herpes
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 08:48 PM
When I left my x b/f I had an inflamed vagina
but pathology came back and it was all clear
so I'm bragging about not having crack AIDS on a gay nigga dick forum now
and discussing the putrid state of my vagina
syncan aka ken post jr
01-26-2013, 08:49 PM
your a nasty bitch lisa, and will die alone and unloved
steveyos
01-26-2013, 08:52 PM
I see me every day at fjs when it's a real company and you're all working at it I'm gonna be like awwwww I hate these people every single day
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 08:53 PM
I hope so
just go to bed and stop breathing and no-one would know until my neighbour wonders what that smell is
no-one would come to the funeral
but I wouldn't have to live this putrid unwanted life anymore
and I wouldn't have to post with fuckheads like you as my only human interaction
sounds bliss enough to me
steveyos
01-26-2013, 08:55 PM
you'll be fine I survived eight years of this boring junk
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 08:59 PM
I'm 34 in 2 weeks
I've endured this wretched existence long enough
syncan aka ken post jr
01-26-2013, 09:02 PM
That suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.
The game of life is hard to play,
I'm going to loose it anyway,
The loosin' card I'll someday lay;
Lexi Persimmons
01-26-2013, 09:02 PM
please film your suicide.
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 09:05 PM
clearly as I am sitting here still breathing and existing in a wretched life I do not commit sucicide you retarded waste of space
do yourself a favour and indulge in the highest indulgence there is, take your own life jack
timmy
01-26-2013, 09:06 PM
That suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.
The game of life is hard to play,
I'm going to loose it anyway,
The loosin' card I'll someday lay;
loose :mischef:
steveyos
01-26-2013, 09:18 PM
people
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 09:19 PM
people die eventually
steveyos
01-26-2013, 09:20 PM
I hope I don't I'm relying on science
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 09:24 PM
fuck that I want to die
I was sick of this a quarter of a century ago
steveyos
01-26-2013, 09:27 PM
can I see that water trick first sorry
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 09:28 PM
lol
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 10:25 PM
your a sad lonely little man bob hughes
tis true, except im a large man
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 10:28 PM
I hope so
just go to bed and stop breathing and no-one would know until my neighbour wonders what that smell is
no-one would come to the funeral
but I wouldn't have to live this putrid unwanted life anymore
and I wouldn't have to post with fuckheads like you as my only human interaction
sounds bliss enough to me
you can get phenobarbital from south american pharmacy-direct stores, it sold as "kids vitamine c"
takes 6000 mg mixed into 8oz hard liquor
wrap plastic around your head before you pass out
it worked for the heavans gate cult using much lower doses
but i ate the whole bottle, it didnt work for me, not longeer than a couple hours anyway
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 10:30 PM
i gave up on death games... no chance of death, no game
steveyos
01-26-2013, 10:31 PM
Rich Dick Above Me
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 10:32 PM
someone managed to find my corpse which is the wort part, i awoke in ICU with a revolvr in my pants that fell out when the orderlies were putting me in a gown - granted i'd be pretty sick with myself if it had gone off and shot a person
$64,000 to resrrect me would if I was smart enough to hide I would've come back on my own, and with no medical bills or record
steveyos
01-26-2013, 10:33 PM
shhhhhh
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 10:34 PM
like the money matters, i could've bought something nice i guess and be sick to death of it within a week
steveyos
01-26-2013, 10:35 PM
shut up stupid buy someone starving to death in the gutter a sandwich
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 10:36 PM
I'm still pissed off at being resuscitated at xmas
I had obviously decided that was enough of this life and was giving up the ghost and the rude assholes wouldn't let me die.
So they are all dead to me.
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 10:37 PM
i give money to bums all the time, it stopped maybe me feel good and more like a mark/sucker
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 10:37 PM
I'm still pissed off at being resuscitated at xmas
I had obviously decided that was enough of this life and was giving up the ghost and the rude assholes wouldn't let me die.
So they are all dead to me.
method?
steveyos
01-26-2013, 10:38 PM
why don't you two get married already
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 10:38 PM
but I'm not paying a CENT
they can all fucking well pay and leave me alone
and my uncle who took his own head off
HE can stop the fucking drama and bugger off and never speak to me when I'm dying again or I'll get to the other side and take his head off for him.
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 10:39 PM
I'm here to make my cat happy and that is all.
steveyos
01-26-2013, 10:39 PM
I know right
Camoron
01-26-2013, 10:40 PM
looking for love in all the wrong places
Camoron
01-26-2013, 10:40 PM
seriouasly craigslist what the fuck are you thinkign
Camoron
01-26-2013, 10:41 PM
you should noly go on craigslist if youre
1. lookign to buy or sell a car
2. want a girl that will murder you and eat your penis
steveyos
01-26-2013, 10:41 PM
2 sounds good
Camoron
01-26-2013, 10:43 PM
remeber when we posted abercormbies picture on utah craigaslit and said she was looking to loose her virginity and a bunch of people responded to it
summer of 06 memoreis :smugga:
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 10:43 PM
God never calls for my death. When I was entered into holy covenace with the angels, it was made clear that I may never leave the Earth until I'm the last live soul. It wasn't made clear why this has to be.
But my longest, loneliest days are way ahead of me, and I figured I'd spend them all high. Now I can only meditate and try to find what I must do to prepare for the coming.
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 10:44 PM
i've had good luck on craigslist before
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 10:48 PM
you should noly go on craigslist if youre
1. lookign to buy or sell a car
2. want a girl that will murder you and eat your penisI am number 2
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 10:49 PM
God never calls for my death. When I was entered into holy covenace with the angels, it was made clear that I may never leave the Earth until I'm the last live soul. It wasn't made clear why this has to be.
But my longest, loneliest days are way ahead of me, and I figured I'd spend them all high. Now I can only meditate and try to find what I must do to prepare for the coming.You sound as bonkers as I feel.
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 11:10 PM
i want it to be bonkers so badly... i've told the shrink, the therapist, my sponsor and get simialar shit back
"well man there's things on this world not everyone is meant to understand..."
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 11:29 PM
Yeah I didn't mean to undermine what you are saying.
I've got some inexplicable experiences myself that shape my spirituality.
But I think we all carry many souls.
sex with dead people
01-26-2013, 11:39 PM
i want it to be bonkers so badly... i've told the shrink, the therapist, my sponsor and get simialar shit back
"well man there's things on this world not everyone is meant to understand..."
Yeah I didn't mean to undermine what you are saying.
I've got some inexplicable experiences myself that shape my spirituality.
But I think we all carry many souls.
Probably 2 of the scariest people on the internet right now.
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 11:42 PM
Probably 2 of the scariest people on the internet right now.*evil laugh*
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 11:56 PM
i'm not evil, i'm just sick right now and unpredicatble
JujiDrool
01-26-2013, 11:56 PM
I'm not evil
I've just got an evil laugh
blumpkin blownuts
01-26-2013, 11:58 PM
so glad the state took away all 5 of my guns right now
gund make messes but they sure can take you to a special spiritual place
JujiDrool
01-27-2013, 12:26 AM
so glad the state took away all 5 of my guns right now
gund make messes but they sure can take you to a special spiritual placeI'm glad too
and hey if I have to put up with this damn life until I'm dead then so do you!
Otherwise it's just not fair, everyone else gets to die and I haven't yet.
I mean I can't even catch the crack aids or get murdered.
Ramen
01-27-2013, 12:40 AM
i'm picky, i like women who are challenging but not entirely stuck up & frigid
yet you still met me and bought me a beer... lol
steveyos
01-27-2013, 05:14 AM
the marnie Craig's list was amazing wow she hot I wish I was friends with monde so I could download forumgirls.zip
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