when dp's children think of their childhood

[timmy]

they cant remember a fucking thing because yknow you forget all the bad shit in your life and try to remember th egood ones(his children have no moemory)

[rootbeer]

thats actually the opposite of what ptsd is like lol

[timmy]

he used to teach tommy how to catch but one day tommy got hit in the dick and he never let tommy do anything physical again

[timmy]

he told tommy to sit in the corner for not catching that ball he told tommy he was never going to be good at anything now tommy is packing his bags and leaving town hes got a new life ahead of him with no disabling father around

[Garfield]

barry i dont want to hurt your feelings but everyone knows zombbies cant have children

[timmy]

:brian:

[JujiDrool]

:brian:I like Brian

that's his name hey?

Brian.

[maks]

tommy can you hear me?

tommy can you hear me?

tommy can you hear me?

can you... can you hear me?

HOW CAN HE BE SAVED???

[m0nde]

he used to teach tommy how to catch but one day tommy got hit in the dick and he never let tommy do anything physical again


he told tommy to sit in the corner for not catching that ball he told tommy he was never going to be good at anything now tommy is packing his bags and leaving town hes got a new life ahead of him with no disabling father around:projecting:

[timmy]

monde you are my father why are yo doing this to me

[m0nde]

just pointing out that all the strange shit you're bringing up has to come from your psyche

btw, i hope your foot is healing nicely and you're feeling good on the pills while it heals

[fanfare]

if anyone ever noticed or thought to themself, hey the :projecting: smiley looks extremely well done, perfect lasso crop job.. well, it's because I created it

[m0nde]

actually steffies did it and fanfare is profiting off of stevey

AS USUAL

[fanfare]

actually steffies did it and fanfare is profiting off of stevey

AS USUAL

lol :)

[maks]

I don't have the patience for the lasso tool, if magic wand doesn't work I abandon the project

[rootbeer]

if anyone ever noticed or thought to themself, hey the :projecting: smiley looks extremely well done, perfect lasso crop job.. well, it's because I created it

:projecting:

[syncan aka ken post jr]

we can't all be raised on a fancy chicken farm surrounded by hot chickens and hotter sisters and then live at home till we are 45

[maks]

Now i wanna go listen to The Who

Tommy doesn't know what day it is. He doesn't know who Jesus was or what praying is.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

also tim, just a heads up i acutally read this thread and you have some serious mommy/daddy issues that you need to work out, i don't really know the state of psychology in Australia but it helps to talk man...

[steveyos]

Tim forgets you guys show his entire county his dingus every single day and your all his Friend.

[UofLCardfan08]

timmy can you hear me?

timmy can you hear me?

timmy can you hear me?

can you... can you hear me?

HOW CAN HE BE SAVED???

fixed your typo

[JujiDrool]

I did 2 years of psychology at UNIVERSITY

not TAFE

[syncan aka ken post jr]

go to tim's house and fix his broken childhood

[timmy]

go to tim's house and fix his broken childhood

look man just because me and your kids have a lot in common does NOT give you the right to dis me

[timmy]

do you know what feelings are DP? your kids have them, i have them, evereyone has them you fucking jerk

[steveyos]

I did 2 years of psychology at UNIVERSITY

not TAFE

[JujiDrool]

I did 2 years of psychology at UNIVERSITY

not TAFElol

[JujiDrool]

shut the fuck up tim you whinging dickhead emo

get an actual life and move out of your mother's home

fucking loser

[steveyos]

hey guys have a great day today

[jon]

if anyone ever noticed or thought to themself, hey the :projecting: smiley looks extremely well done, perfect lasso crop job.. well, it's because I created it

i was actually wondering who to credit for that fine piece of work

[timmy]

i dont even talk to cody or lisa, didnt say nothing to them in this thread yet here they are following me like a smelly fart.
bum smells that wont go away.

[JujiDrool]

Tim you're in your 20's

not 12 years old

grow the fuck up loser

[timmy]

youre in your 30s unemployed and paying the rent with welfare, you also happen to fuck people with stds

[Garfield]

http://i.imgur.com/UNAVg2T.gif

[steveyos]

hey guys

[JujiDrool]

http://i.imgur.com/UNAVg2T.gifLOL

[fanfare]

http://i.imgur.com/UNAVg2T.gif

lol

[Lexi Persimmons]

dp is a decent man.

[timmy]

dp is a decent man.

being a father is a completely different thing

[timmy]

just gave stevey 2 more green bars

[syncan aka ken post jr]

tim you have deep seeded problems, i know monde is not around to give you the negative attn that you so desire, i am not that guy barry you fucking faggot

[JujiDrool]

being a father is a completely different thingand what the fuck would you know about that huh?

YOU haven't even moved out of your mother's home and you're well into your 20's

shut the fuck up about life until you've actually gotten off your spoilt little hairy ass and made one for yourself

because to date you have FAILED to do so

[timmy]

dont talk to me like im your son, jesus christ, i feel like ive been mentally molested

[timmy]

and what the fuck would you know about that huh?

YOU haven't even moved out of your mother's home and you're well into your 20's

shut the fuck up about life until you've actually gotten off your spoilt little hairy ass and made one for yourself

because to date you have FAILED to do so

didnt read, please stop posting.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

tim, it's time to pack up your pink hot pants, teh framed picture of you and keith and get a job and be an adult for chirst sake

[timmy]

tim, it's time to pack up your pink hot pants, teh framed picture of you and keith and get a job and be an adult for chirst sake

i will fucking kill you make a suit out of your skin and take over your life and be the father you never was

[timmy]

ill make your kids bliss

[syncan aka ken post jr]

maybe nicle would be your roomate or something, you know one night you 2 come home way 2 drunk and one thing leads to another, no mom or dad aroudn 2 stop you anymore

[timmy]

what the fuck did you just say cunt? why dont you start by typing with no errors and maybe ill take you seriously, maybe ill take your kids out for icecream

[syncan aka ken post jr]

i said you should move in with your hot ass sister then get her drunk and fuck her tim

[timmy]

you crossed the line buddy, im gonna fuckjing kill you whilst your kids chant me on

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ztart your own chicken farm take the best chicken you got then hatch all it's eggs and u will have a shit ton of chickens u will be a millonare

[JujiDrool]

Tim hopes the chicken is pregnant

then he'll show you all how a REAL father lives

still with his mummy of course

[syncan aka ken post jr]

plot twist his sister is a chicken

[JujiDrool]

now I've seen tim naked

I can only imagine his sister is a hairy bitch... that thick black hair

that is, if she is not a chicken

the story unfolds

[syncan aka ken post jr]

uhhh everyone here has seen tim naked your not speical

[syncan aka ken post jr]

tim and his crooked ass dick

[JujiDrool]

uhhh everyone here has seen tim naked your not speicalI didn't say I was special

I just said I've seen him naked and can only imagine his sister is a hairy bitch

[JujiDrool]

In any event Tim is always telling us how hot he thinks his mum is

do you really think his hairy sister stands a chance with mummy's boy?

I think she'd come after his mum and the chicken he named Gush.

Happy families tim, happy families

[blumpkin blownuts]

ftr nichole is fairly hot and not hairy

[JujiDrool]

Hey Tim

how hot is your sister?

Is she hotter than your mum?

[timmy]

shes hotter than you you troglodyte

[JujiDrool]

Tim. Your sister aside....

You really are not hot.

You look ok at best, not to mention you have the personality of a dog turd and the intelligence to match.

But I've had WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better, on and offline

get an actual life and grow up

[steveyos]

what the fuck did you just say cunt? why dont you start by typing with no errors and maybe ill take you seriously, maybe ill take your kids out for icecream

[steveyos]

omfglol

[steveyos]

that's the last post I'm reading itt Tim wins

[JujiDrool]

:)lol