What's your earliest memory?

[Alsto]

mine is playing with my collie, Sparky, in a field behind my house... or when that baptist preacher made me look at his uncircumcised unit, can't remember which one happened first...

[plusle riot]

my dad giving me my first beer i was prob. 3yrs old

[syncan aka ken post jr]

the day i raped some little kid when i a preacher and then went home to give my 3 year old a beer

[Alsto]

no rape, just had to look at it and his balls too... it was bible study, you know the serpent and the forbidden fruit... the bible is fucked up man...

[plusle riot]

the day i raped some little kid when i a preacher and then went home to give my 3 year old a beer

daddy why won't you love me ;_;

[rootbeer]

my first memory isnt real, which is pretty strange

[sex with dead people]

My mom kissing some guy who wasn't my dad.

[maks]

Clicked on this thread and replied with some dumb nonsense

[rootbeer]

Clicked on this thread and replied with some dumb nonsense

that is your first memory?

[Alsto]

maksmento...

[maks]

I smoke a lot of weed.

[plusle riot]

or it could be the alzheimers which made you forget how to walk too so now you're confined to a chair

[maks]

no according to the wikipedia article about me (which I wrote) it's the weed

[Alsto]

and that's a reliable source...

[maks]

according to a poll on reddit.com it's better than encyclopedia britannica because it's not owned by a big evil corporation

[Alsto]

wisdom of the crowd...

[maks]

The future of america is a bunch of whiney cunts who believe the government should be making all their decisions for them.

[plusle riot]

The future of america is a bunch of whiney cunts who believe the government should be making all their decisions for them.

requesting michelle obama to roll her eyes at this post

[maks]

requesting michelle obama to roll her eyes at this post

Requesting michelle obama to lick my ballsack while her husband watches and I explain to him exactly what's wrong with his foreign policy

[Alsto]

fuck a two state solution or w/e...

[maks]

israel is AIN'T FUCKIN MINE

[Garfield]

throwing sand in a girls eyes in preschool then going home and stealing my brothers heavy metal magazines out of the mailbox

[Alsto]

sounds like you were a totally rad kid... what happened?

[Garfield]

i got rid of my influences and gave my heart to the lord

[Alsto]

ay dios mio jesucristo!!!

[Garfield]

ayewana dos yumbo yak con queso :rofl: oh gosh mencia is THE man!

[DrMongol]

falling into a pool I was 20 days old, the dog somehow picked me up and carried me outside then dropped me right in the deep end. My parents weren't even home

[rootbeer]

how did u live?

[rootbeer]

my first memory is flying around like an out of body experience or something, its fucking strange

[rootbeer]

this thread changed my life lol

[Lexi Persimmons]

peeing on your face.