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[m0nde]

i am on a quest to eat bak kwa (chinese beef jerky) this week. it's like a soft moist very flavorful malaysian tasting thing, not hard like pemmican, western jerky. i think i can find it downtown. if i do, i'll take pics of me eating it of course.
tell me what you guys have planned for the upcoming week and what you did with your families over the past weekend. have a really good day :plain:

[Wendy <3]

I'm gonna fight eljoe irl

[m0nde]

have fun at the stabbing festival

[maks]

itt post your fondest memories of edna jacina

[m0nde]

this thread's title doesn't show up properly on the main page

[Wendy <3]

itt post your fondest memories of edna jacina

That time she molested her son was pretty great

[maks]

that actually explains a whole lot

[Poopalew]

that actually explains a whole lot

In abstract algebra it can be shown that girl at the bar?

[m0nde]

don't succumb to negativity. hope your week's been going well, my friends.

[Wendy <3]

It's not like he penetrated her or anything gross, she just gave him a camel slide

[m0nde]

Don't fucking make me make a "topic" about your "life path"

[Wendy <3]

I don't have a path in life

[m0nde]

I don't have a path in lifeif your "life path" is to not have a "life path" then who am i to argue?

[Wendy <3]

I can't wait for dirty harry to post his pics for the night

[Lisa Battery]

What a great thread.

Losers.

GTFO my forum.

[m0nde]

I can't wait for dirty harry to post his pics for the nighthis pictures are always exciting and insightful. they sometimes make me laugh, i don't know if they're meant to be funny.

[Wendy <3]

I rarely ever view them, it just brings me joy knowing that the mentally handicapped member of the forum is enjoying himself

[timmy]

Jazz iwoukd cap your knees then rape you

[TheElJoe]

Please post the pics in my thread about posting pics of your food

[m0nde]

I still need to find that stuff! It's already mid week!

[Wendy <3]

Jazz iwoukd cap your knees then rape you


I'll fight you after dealing with oldjoe

[m0nde]

exciting

[Wendy <3]

You too

[m0nde]

let's hae a skype knife party, you, eljoe, me and timmy. we can invite meth heads and heroin junkies to watch, they can masturbate and shoot up or whatever they do on cam while we stab ourselves

[Wendy <3]

I don't want anything to do with those junkie scumbags

[m0nde]

elitist

[Wendy <3]

I get more pm's than both of those useless drug addicts combined

[m0nde]

wishful thinking

[Wendy <3]

More friends and pm's than you

[TheElJoe]

Ugh I'll be driving through Columbus on Saturday but won't be able to make a stop over there to stab you since I'll be with my brother

[maks]

so you're going to stab your brother instead?

[maks]

he's family, you can stab him anytime

[m0nde]

marks, dfive west and pick up dp and come to the ohio stabbing festival. i'll drive down to MI and pick up rootbaet and camoron and come cover

[m0nde]

bring your friends 4oyrl, steveyn and iwascurl too

[maks]

true story I always carry a 4 inch or so folding knife, and whenever I see a new one that looks cool I buy it and throw my old one in a drawer, what I'm saying is I have a fuckload of knives, I could probably stab everyone who's ever posted here with a different knife and not run out

[maks]

I like to give them away to girls because they appreciate that I'm giving them the means to protect themselves from danger but what I'm really doing is implying that they're on their own and if anyone ever threatens them I'm fucking out of there

[maks]

http://i.imgur.com/Q8T2fem.jpg

That there is my current knife though I'll probably get a new one when flea market season starts. I love the titanium plating and the weight reduction from the frame style handle but I'm fucking sick of my keys always getting stuck in there and I'd like to get one with serration near the base because it's easier to cut rope and shit

[maks]

the ones with spring release are stupid, there's a risk of them opening in your pocket and with the little thumb knob and a flick of the wrist I can open it just as fast as any spring

[m0nde]

i always carry a box cutter, because i'm a paki. no joke. i had to remember to take it out of my jacket pocket when i went to CA.

[maks]

box cutters are too heavy in my pocket and no good for occasional prying

[TheElJoe]

I go with kershaw knives with assured opening. Not a super fancy knife but decent quality

[m0nde]

all set fo the stabbing festival!

[maks]

I go with kershaw knives with assured opening. Not a super fancy knife but decent quality

I have a couple of kershaws, the build quality is good but their designs are either totally bland or off the wall retarded

https://kershaw.kaiusaltd.com/images/uploads/products/30581/tentacle-knife-2016.png

[TheElJoe]

Would you prefer being stabbed by bench made?

[maks]

I'm partial to gerber or smith and wesson

[maks]

whatever it is make sure it has a gut hook, because skinning animals with a folding knife is totally a thing people do

[TheElJoe]

I'm partial to gerber or smith and wesson

Oh you're a cheap date OK

[maks]

Oh you're a cheap date OK

I never carry one for more than a year or two, and I'm rough with them so there's no reason to spend the money on anything more durable

[maks]

I'm pretty happy with how the current gerber has held up, no nicks barely any scratches and it was only like $40

[m0nde]

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160403/cf6e86a0096736eb8a1d297e05ee30c4.jpg

[m0nde]

it's s carpet knife, not a box cutter

[maks]

that thing is beat to shit what did you do to it

[m0nde]

idk, it's just really really old

[maks]

is that sticker holding the blade on