so i just woke up

[abercrombie]

went and grabbed some lunch with my friend (sushi, super yummy!) and then got a spray tan. Now i'm sitting here wondering if my tan will kick in or not...i got the clear coat instead of the bronzer (i heard the bronzer gets all over your clothes- yuck!). what are you up to?

[m0nde]

do you know when margaret cho's doing her next show in LA?

[StompleB]

so i just grew up :/

[m0nde]

so i just grew up :/not really

[Wendy <3]

went and grabbed some lunch with my friend (sushi, super yummy!) and then got a spray tan. Now i'm sitting here wondering if my tan will kick in or not...i got the clear coat instead of the bronzer (i heard the bronzer gets all over your clothes- yuck!). what are you up to?

I thought you were a black person...

[m0nde]

close enough

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

went and grabbed some lunch with my friend (sushi, super yummy!) and then got a spray tan. Now i'm sitting here wondering if my tan will kick in or not...i got the clear coat instead of the bronzer (i heard the bronzer gets all over your clothes- yuck!). what are you up to?

yeah bronzer gets all over your clothes, but it washes right off so idk

[Garfield]

Iu got a spray tan once and looked like fergie for a week

[TheElJoe]

You're Mexican why get a spray tan....

[maks]

why do people get spray tans when the sun is a thing that exists

[steveyos]

why do people get spray tans when the sun is a thing that exists

because, they're stupid, it's the same thing as all the other dumb shit people do dumb people do dumb things like get fake tans and use apple products

[steveyos]

I'm officially gay thanks to females I hate fake tans I hate makeup I hate body shape changing clothing, I fucking hate girls, wish you didn't ever wake up amber like even ronda rousey with the fucking makeup and clothes like is thee even ONE girl out there that I wouldn't end up punching in the throat like for real

[Wendy <3]

Is abercomble the one who did sex to cberry

[Poopalew]

Is abercomble the one who did sex to cberry

This is what the king says Do not let Heze kiah deceive you for he is not able to rescue you out of my hand.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

why do people get spray tans when the sun is a thing that exists

spray tan is pretty cheap and it doesn't take 4-5 hours + the risk of getting burnt. Same compared to conventional tanning. You have to go for like 3-4 10-15 min sessions to get a tan similar to a spray tan in a tanning booth.

[maks]

spray tan is pretty cheap and it doesn't take 4-5 hours + the risk of getting burnt. Same compared to conventional tanning. You have to go for like 3-4 10-15 min sessions to get a tan similar to a spray tan in a tanning booth.

I've never had to intentionally get a tan because I spend summers outdoors, and nobody really expects you to have a tan in the winter. I guess I don't see what the big deal is with being brown.

[lnopia the great]

people are convinced it makes you more beautiful

[lnopia the great]

i can understand tanning beds, although thats also pretty stupid, but spray tans are honestly the dumbest thing

[lnopia the great]

that said noone is going to be more tanned then me come summer

[maks]

the best way to get a tan is to get one as a side effect of hiking for hours and hours

[maks]

and if you're in the woods you don't get burned

[maks]

the beach is for chumps

[lnopia the great]

you can also take astaxanphin supplements/eat lots of wild salmon and it both protects and restores skin from uv damage, while also being the most powerful antioxidant in the world

sounds weird but i tested it last summer and i put sun screen on maybe 5 times, and never burned (and i often work outside)

[maks]

I didn't even realize you guys had a sun in canada

[m0nde]

the best way is to be a paki or spic or nig or something dark and not have to bother with any of that

[steveyos]

yeah I don't remember the last time I used sunscreen and I even take my shirt off in the sun for hours and hours black power fuck whitey

[abercrombie]

You're Mexican why get a spray tan....

tell shellie i said hi! she seems like a super lovely girl. congratulations :)

[abercrombie]

yeah bronzer gets all over your clothes, but it washes right off so idk

i mean, i kinda like the clear. i'm super dark now which is great.

[abercrombie]

also FYI, guys: my tan is super awesome. I love it :)

[m0nde]

I'm officially gay thanks to females I hate fake tans I hate makeup I hate body shape changing clothing, I fucking hate girls, wish you didn't ever wake up amber like even ronda rousey with the fucking makeup and clothes like is thee even ONE girl out there that I wouldn't end up punching in the throat like for real
no you are not capable of interpersonal relationships. you're not gay. you fall for any girl who gives you the time of day and then feel bad when they laugh in your face for being a loser.

[Wendy <3]

Bring back the other mexican girl

[Wendy <3]

The one who took pics of herself with jizz on her face and dook on her tongue

[abercrombie]

The one who took pics of herself with jizz on her face and dook on her tongue

http://www.orientaliststyle.com/uploads/4/0/8/6/40866513/308124181.png

[m0nde]

was that spunky ali?

[Wendy <3]

Bring her back

[Lisa Battery]

Are you seriously asking m0nde to bring girls back here? LMAO wow you need to get out a bit.

Just because the nasty ass loser creep has pics and posts from everyone saved on files on his computer does NOT mean there are any chicks who want to come post with his stalking creepy obsessed nasty loser ass.

If you have not cottoned on yet that m0nde is a creep, full of shit and more cody than even cody is then.... waitI forgot who I was posting too, of course you haven't cottoned on, you haven't even cottoned on to what two colors you have to mix to make purple yet.

But that is a laugh, asking m0nde if he can bring chicks here, LOL, thanks for that.

[steveyos]

lol

[m0nde]

i asked aber to come back and i'll ask ramen to post even though i've asked her before and she's said no lately because of all the shit she gets about "the incident" still. i'll get some more girls and other decent people to post, like boobz. i got the chick stevey saw on my facebook and lusted over to come here, but no one was here at the time so she reactivated her account and left.

[steveyos]

tell them to post at fjs since I won't allow anything mean

[m0nde]

lol, aber hates your guts and ramen thinks you're a joke and that other girl thinks exactly the same thing why don't you ask sophie cox to post on your forum

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

lol, aber hates your guts and ramen thinks you're a joke and that other girl thinks exactly the same thing why don't you ask sophie cox to post on your forum

pls get ramen to post here pls.

[m0nde]

i tried at the same time i got aber to post and she said no because of all the shit she's been through here. i even asked her to post a blingee like the last time i got her to come and she wouldn't

[steveyos]

I don't believe that new girl hates me at all but I hope ramen and amber do since they are disgusting wastes of space but still they can post at fjs

[m0nde]

oh neither ramen nor that other chick hate you. ramen just thinks you're a joke having known you so long and that other chick looked at your photos, etc. and dislikes stoners and losers.

[Wendy <3]

Those mexican girls make posting here such a joy and i like them a lot...much better on the eyes than that other "female" that posts here

[m0nde]

wtf do you ahve against lixi and jesseq? those alt accounts brighten upu my day every time i see them

[steveyos]

let me know when an attractive girl doesn't like or a female worth interacting with like pj

[steveyos]

in the meantime tell them to post at fjs and show them this https://youtu.be/zeRmVWrzFoc

[Wendy <3]

They are lizard people and i don't like those unlike steveyot

[steveyos]

what

[TheElJoe]

tell shellie i said hi! she seems like a super lovely girl. congratulations :)

:magpi: lmao

[TheElJoe]

Also I can't...I left her

[TheElJoe]

Also maks people get fake tans so they look even and don't end up with super sweet farmers tans like you probably have every summer

[Wendy <3]

Fight me

[steveyos]

yeah what kind of REAL MAN doesn't know your tan has to be even? you're not a REAL MAN if you DON'T TAN!!!!!

[steveyos]

true alpha males also get their asshole bleached and all their body hair laser removed and they cover themselves in baby oil and have sex with other men REAL MEN TAN

[TheElJoe]

Fuckin dudes to show you're more dominant

[Camoron]

getting tans is stupid and overrated i just make jokes all the time

[Lisa Battery]

getting tans is stupid and overrated i just make jokes all the time

Never seen you once make an actual joke

[Camoron]

i was talkking to the bartender the other night and told her i was genderfluid

she made me wipe myself up

[Wendy <3]

All you have to do is start stripping and fucking weird old guys to become the new cat avatar guy