lisa skype me tonight (ill have to download it )but i think

[Garfield]

we could have something real going on, something deeper then just a plain old e-relationiship

[Lisa Battery]

LOL

I'll be skyping with Donny in a minute, he'll be home soon and I love him and he's my number 1 favorite person ever. I know you're being funny and taking the piss out of some of these losers but you know you've always just been my mate even though we have had a couple of sexy times in our time. I would e-fuck you so hard though if I wasn't already committed to e-fucking Donny because he is the loveliest guy ever so you got me there too anyway ha ha! epic troll! I'm burned hard.

[Camoron]

lisa do you evne know what time it is in aemrica, its almost 11:30 PM at night here, if donnys just getting home then, lol, i got news for yo, hes probably fucking other girls and isnt loyal to you at all

[Battery Bits]

:swoon:

That's my girl.

[Camoron]

the term girl is being used so loosely here

[Garfield]

doony better watch out because youre mine and he or anyone elsecant stop me

[Battery Bits]

I love watching her in the shower. :swoon:

[Battery Bits]

Pfffft.
Is it cold there in my shadow?

[Garfield]

doony i dont know if you know this or not but ive already had sex with lisa

[Garfield]

how does my cum taste

[Battery Bits]

Congratulations.
Have a silver medal.

[Garfield]

me ad lisa were fucking while you were just a wee little lizard in lizard town

[Battery Bits]

I used to be a fucking carrion vulture like you, feeding off other people's scraps, until I bossed up.
If you ask nicely I'll let you mop up.

[m0nde]

donny do you shoot heroin before or after jerking to lisa on skype?

[Battery Bits]

During.
Right in the dickvein.

[Garfield]

doonie i dont think you undrstand what went on aroundhere before you came along... weve ALL been with lisa

[Garfield]

the forum bicycle :backpedal:

[Battery Bits]

And then came Doony.
Don't care, said Pierre. I'm from France.

[Garfield]

you can rhyme and reason all you want doonie but the fact of the matter is that lisa chose me the other night after skype for the second time this month and we fucked all night long

[Garfield]

and lisas gonna sit there and lie to your face because she doesnt wantt to hurt you because of the nice lady that she is ut im gonna make this easy for you :leave now and dont embarras yourself

[Lisa Battery]

doonie i dont think you undrstand what went on aroundhere before you came along... weve ALL been with lisa

Not all

They wish

[Battery Bits]

Lisa doesn't lie; she's ridiculously honest.
Fuck outta my Kool-Aid.

[Lisa Battery]

lisa do you evne know what time it is in aemrica, its almost 11:30 PM at night here, if donnys just getting home then, lol, i got news for yo, hes probably fucking other girls and isnt loyal to you at all

I literally have his work schedual

[Garfield]

me and lisa dont even drink koolaid lmao what a childs drink

[Lisa Battery]

I'm the boss of ALL OF YOU

I'm taking Donny and going home.

Bitches.

[Garfield]

lisa lol see tomorrow like we talked about

[Garfield]

did you get those roo panties i sent you?

[Lisa Battery]

Lol donny was with me as usual ALL night on skype, from the time he gets home from work, all night until the time he wakes up and then has to go to work.

Also he said he feels really scared and threatened and that he's really worried that there is something going on between and you and, that we have secretly snuck away for for 30 second cyber sex sessions and he's about to loose me to you....



not.

[maks]

daily reminder that this guy has juggalo tattooed on his arm

[Battery Bits]

not.

LOL.

[Lisa Battery]

Your trolling is really sweet Garfeels, look, you even got a little I love Lisa avatar happening.


awwwww


Ok it's weird now.

[Lisa Battery]

daily reminder that this guy has juggalo tattooed on his arm

LOL! I know


I love him in spite of that.

[Battery Bits]

I'll be sure to keep her company after you die of cancer. ;)

[maks]

This message is hidden because Lisa is on your ignore list

[Garfield]

lisa how often do you thihhnk about that special moment between us

[Camoron]

have fun talking to gross old cat ladies on the internet

[Lisa Battery]

Do you really think if Donny was an insecure beta bitch that he'd have lasted 6 months already with me?

He's really not. He's doap ho.

[Camoron]

gonna fuck an 18 year old on thursday

[Lisa Battery]

have fun talking to gross old cat ladies on the internet

lol

You're fat and lonely

[Lisa Battery]

lisa how often do you thihhnk about that special moment between us

Oh I do think about it though.

But that's enough now. I'm not having you assholes pick on my sweetheart Donny.

[Garfield]

actually ill have you know cameron here has slept with tens of women for your inframtion lisa thank ou very much

[Garfield]

it was only like two months ago lisa i hasnt been that long

[Lisa Battery]

I'll be sure to keep her company after you die of cancer. ;)
:goodone::bowie:

[Garfield]

she needs a real man doonie not a walmart employee

[Garfield]

i make your monthly salary in like 4 days

[Lisa Battery]

actually ill have you know cameron here has slept with tens of women for your inframtion lisa thank ou very much

LOL

[Battery Bits]

Meanwhile; while you're fondly remembering; Doony is making new memories with our beloved.

It's cool; I'll share her; but I have to fuck you in the butt first, K?

[Camoron]

lol

You're fat and lonely

seeing the girls i date literally every single day (i am mentall insane) would make you want to kill yourslef while donnie watched on webcam

[Lisa Battery]

it was only like two months ago lisa i hasnt been that long

Nah it wasn't, it was AGES ago... well longer than 6 months for sure... could have even been a year or more but I know it was at least more than 6 months ago since we had a "special moment"
'twas sweet though ;)

[Lisa Battery]

seeing the girls i date literally every single day (i am mentall insane) would make you want to kill yourslef while donnie watched on webcam

Lol none of us believe you, we are laughing at you

[Camoron]

yup. everyone is totally laughing at me. not you.

[Garfield]

i love you lisa

[Lisa Battery]

Stop bum fucking each other

[Lisa Battery]

yup. everyone is totally laughing at me. not you.

No pretty sure I was here on skype and we were laughing at you

[Camoron]

you and donny?

[Garfield]

lisa show me that sweet pussey

[Camoron]

nice to know you talk about me on your little skype dates. i talk about you on my dates a lot too

[Garfield]

that musty fuck cave

[maks]

I want to skype with gordon and trudy and scooby and shaggy

[Garfield]

doony literally cant fil lisa hole

[Lisa Battery]

Camoron can you even read the thread you're posting in? Shouldn't you be looking after rootbeer or something in tim's tanty corner?

[Lisa Battery]

doony literally cant fil lisa hole

He's gonna tear it

[maks]

doony has met gordon, but he has not met trudy

[maks]

or maybe he met mickey and goofy I don't remember

[maks]

daily reminder that lisa's family consists of her parents gordon and trudy and her brothers tupac and biggie

[Camoron]

Camoron can you even read the thread you're posting in?
i wish i couldnt

[Garfield]

when i get out of surgery if im sstill alive im goig to wingman for camoron and be the guy with cancer the girls are like awwww and pay mt head then camoron is like yeah i change his diapers and hold his dick while he pees into a jar and theyre ging to fuck him while i watch silently from
BEHIND THE VENETIAN BLINDS

[Garfield]

it had a cool ring to it

[steveyos]

daily reminder that this guy has juggalo tattooed on his arm

[steveyos]

lisa has found someone as terrible as her holy shit

[Lisa Battery]

donny do you shoot heroin before or after jerking to lisa on skype?

Retard loser