every girl's dream

[Garfield]

oh hi

http://i.imgur.com/IYj23p0.jpg?1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUnYuC0YD_s

[maks]

does your beard actually grow in that douchey pencil thin bro style or do you cut it that way

[Garfield]

#iwokeuplikethis #nofilter

[Garfield]

#bae

[Garfield]

does your beard actually grow in that douchey pencil thin bro style or do you cut it that way
a little bit of both

[Garfield]

maks i love you bro i miss the old us. we were so good together

[Garfield]

ying and yang

[maks]

yeah remember how I'd dog you relentlessly until either barry or elz came online then I'd ignore you to pick on them instead because they were way more fun

[Garfield]

dont dog me anymore maks, im getting tired of it

[Garfield]

all this relentless dogging is probably what caused my illness

[Garfield]

maks always with the doggystyle,

[Wendy <3]

Grafiled does cheyeah know about what you did

[Garfield]

look up or down at tits and a pretty girls face? no way i want to stare at an androgynistic asshole

[maks]

were you the one with toxic megacolon or was that alstopace

[maks]

that was a good gimmick whoever it was

[Garfield]

Grafiled does cheyeah know about what you did

what did i do?

also i kee forgetting are you the half black weeaboo?

[m0nde]

garifild, are you going to die or just lose the ability to walk?

[Garfield]

:mystery:

[juji]

oh hi

http://i.imgur.com/IYj23p0.jpg?1


R.I.P. Garfield 1987-2016

[Wendy <3]

Sorry grarfield

[Lisa Battery]

I'm so fucking alpha I could lock my over 6ft boyfriend in the closet and he'd like it.

I told him, "you'd let me lock you in the closet" and he said, "Yay! I could be the indian in the closet XD!".... I didn't say what I was going to say to that (it is SO open for gay jokes) because I love him.

Maks brush your teeth.

[TheElJoe]

Does it say something like "sail on" next to your sail boat tattoo that you got off pintrest?

[steveyos]

I'm so fucking alpha I could lock my over 6ft boyfriend in the closet and he'd like it.

I told him, "you'd let me lock you in the closet" and he said, "Yay! I could be the indian in the closet XD!".... I didn't say what I was going to say to that (it is SO open for gay jokes) because I love him.

Maks brush your teeth.

[Lisa Battery]

I'm so fucking alpha I could lock my over 6ft boyfriend in the closet and he'd like it.

I told him, "you'd let me lock you in the closet" and he said, "Yay! I could be the indian in the closet XD!".... I didn't say what I was going to say to that (it is SO open for gay jokes) because I love him.

Maks brush your teeth.