I need help finding an apartment for $200 a month in warwick

[steveyos]

please just see what's available before I get into specifics about location I know I'm gonna be lucky to find anything at all fuck worrying about exact location right now but try warwick first then branch out from there but away from providence not towards fuck that shit lol

[steveyos]

this van's taking in water like the titanic I'm afraid to use this propane heater after that stupid tank leaking although there's so much water in here it'd probably prohibit an explosion lol anyway I have to find an apartment and save up more this van runs really good I go over 80 on the highway haven't hit above 95 yet but 80-90 is so good and the van runs so good it's just these things that aren't affecting its driving are going to affect its driving and also my ability to live in the van so idk I'm fucked whatever if I can find a place for $200 I've got three perk accounts and could be getting three more I could get mor but like I' gonna die from the wifi poisoning lmao so yeah idk about that idk if dying is worth the money anyway the point is if I can get something for 200 buckaroos I'll still have plenty of money left over to save and in like a year I'll be set

[steveyos]

so yeah I'm horrible at google I can't hear on phones I really hate how I can't just go to a place and speak to somebody in person ugh it's a long story but man I need investors

[steveyos]

also please check to see if there's a recall on the acer aspire r11 because the trackpad is definitely faulty unless it's another part that involves the mouse cursor idk either way don't buy anything from acer they are horrible lol

[steveyos]

I can't wait to get my desktop back I have to be honest I've been dying to play fallout 4 and if you think I'm being serious right now that just proves you are very very very fucking stupid lol actually if you ever bleeve I'm being serious but did you seriously thik I want to play fallout 4/???? fuck me

[steveyos]

oh man I pray to allah they fix this fucking laptop I can't even snap it in half like the chromebook cause this is supposed to do that I'll have to do something else I'm not ognna last much longer I need my good technology back I'm so sick of this bad technology holy shit fuck me fuck wow I miss my fucking titan

[steveyos]

seriously do the people reviewing these products ignore the pausing happening literally eveyr second is that no big deal to them is it no big deal the mouse pauses or will slowly slowly slowly move by itself across the screen for about 45 seconds while you try to think of the easiest way to break the laptop?

[steveyos]

the only reason I haven't returned or thrown this thing out yet is because it also stops doing it randomly so that's why I'm hoping so badly it's a software issue that will be solved with a patch because if not I'm actually gonna go insane and start killing and that is unfortunately not a joke I am not gonna live like this and nobody wants to help me get out of this situation so I might as well kill everybody :)

[steveyos]

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T NVIDIA PUT A TEGRA IN A WINDOWS 10 DEVICE WHY, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CAN'T THEY WHY IS THERE A GOOD REASON I CAN'T HAVE A GOOD WINDOWS 10 MOBILE EXPEREINCE

[steveyos]

I'm gonna give it a bit longer I am pretty confident this laptop will work properly after software updates but if not you've all gotta die lol

[steveyos]

some virus that amazon.com made came pre-installed and I uninstalled ti but just saw now it still had a service running I disabled it and idk if that's gonna permanently fix shit cause right now y shit's fine but in two secons it won't be wathc

[steveyos]

yup that wasn't it when I get investors the good news is nobody will have to do crap like this for any reason it's relaly sad you guys think it has to be this way

[steveyos]

the trckpad is done I'm jut on a ue tablet mode for now of course the aboard suds lol wow

[steveyos]

hahahahahahahahahahan

[Lisa Battery]

1. Stop using that fire hazard in the van.

2. Buy space blankets.

3. I would help you stevey but if I do the condition would be that you have to actually listen and do what you need to do. I don't want to waste my time finding stuff out for you if you don't do what you need to. If you are serious though I happen fo be not a retard and could help you. Get back to me somehow on that. I have to disable my account again to rage out a fucking loser.

[steveyos]

I might not actually need any help from internet people it really depends on how annoying my grandma gets but I'll holla if I need you feel free to send me nudes in the meatime

[Wendy <3]

Go to an RV park and live

[m0nde]

go speak to your worker and get section 8 housing you stupid piece of shit. people have been telling you to do this since you started living in a van.

[lnopia the great]

you would be living a lot easier if you installed a wood stove in your van

[steveyos]

can somebody figure out who monde is talking about because I've never talked to anyone in my life lol what worker

[TheElJoe]

:rofldata:

[TheElJoe]

Stevey just use the heater anyway propane doesn't explode as easily as other gases

[lnopia the great]

yeah i think you can throw a propane tank in a fire and it wont blow up

[TheElJoe]

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[maks]

None of us know how the real world works stevey, we spend all day on computers and not out in the woods or interacting with people, there's no way we'd be able to help you

[maks]

but seriously you're going to need first and last month's plus security deposit so even if you find a place for $200 (keep dreaming) it'll cost you at least $600 up front, and that's a moot point anyway because you don't have a chance in hell of passing the credit check with no current or past emplyment and 0 credit history, so listen to m0nde and let your social worker find you a halfway house

[m0nde]

can't call the department of human services in rhode island becausze he's bad at google. that's a new one. i deal with losers like stevey every day and i've never heard someone say that to me.

[Wendy <3]

He needs an apartment with enough electric outlets to charge his 20+ android devices

[steveyos]

I'm on disability marks why can't I find a cheap place !

[TheElJoe]

Since when is being a troll considered a disability

[steveyos]

lol

[maks]

I'm on disability marks why can't I find a cheap place !

because "cheap" is $500 and up, if you want an apartment for $200 disability or no disability you'll have to travel back in time to the early 70's

for that price you're looking at a single room with shared bathroom or a cot in a halfway house

[maks]

even if you get section 8 (state assisted housing) you're still looking at at least $400 a month

[steveyos]

idk let's just hope you're wrong for my sake

[maks]

I rent a condo I spent most of last year searching for, I know what I'm talking about

[maks]

my rent is $1200 a month if you were wondering

[steveyos]

that's too much

[maks]

it's only that low because my boss owns it, my neighbors are paying more like $2000. it's a really nice condo.

[m0nde]

stevey call your worker for help. they will probably cover more than 200/mo. go call them

[maks]

the cheapest apartment in warwick on zillow is $650 a month and requires a credit check

http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_rent/Warwick-RI/house,condo,apartment_duplex,mobile,townhouse_type/2100019066_zpid/14478_rid/0-192767_price/0-700_mp/41.82813,-71.288567,41.614672,-71.570435_rect/11_zm/?3col=true

[maks]

I don't know what's worse that kitchen or that bathroom

[m0nde]

i'm not bad at google so i just came up with this: https://www.google.com/search?q=emergency+housing+rhode+island

[m0nde]

oh look what that search found: https://www.disability.gov/resource/find-housing-in-rhode-island/

https://i.gyazo.com/c373cac2d6344394165ca54307d72655.png

bad at google? maybe call 411 to ask an operator for help finding the closest DHS office

[maks]

http://www.lowincomehousing.us/RI/warwick.html

all section 8 housing, all around $400 a month, all require a credit check

[Wendy <3]

Do any of those apartments have inflatable tubs

[m0nde]

yeah and he'll get 400/mo from disability to cover it. but maybe his worker can explain it better and get him signed up. but i guess he won't call them, he'd rather ask randoms on the internet about it and not do anything.
you know he'll eventually end up moving back with his craszy grandmother and then complain about it.

[juji]

It doesn't count because steveyos has no job

[maks]

he should move in with plug drugs

[m0nde]

he should move into a group home

[TheElJoe]

Don't you guys realize that Stevey is just waiting for the hot rich woman to come by his van one day, smell the leaking propane and make him her sugarbaby

[TheElJoe]

Then he'll finally have the funding he needs

[m0nde]

if lisa really cared about stevey,she'd come here and help him!

[steveyos]

Do any of those apartments have inflatable tubs

[steveyos]

you people are so bad at this all I can see are the generic copy pasted from wikiepdia insults that have nothing to do with the actual me behind the computer so as usual they don't bother me in the slightest but I am actually trying ot get thorugh it not just scroll by all your posts to see if you really are trying to help this is why I couldn't deal with monde the schtick coma is too strong

[steveyos]

also lmao @ paying over $1000 just to have neighbors that is why I feel fucking bad for you people lol and what's wrong with a credit score of 700 is that bad

[m0nde]

completely ignored anything helpful we had to contribute and went on talking shit as usual

[steveyos]

you don't talk any shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[steveyos]

listen bud, I know you probably want to actually help me marks too but you're both very dumb so just relax and if I actually need your help we can have a serious discussion ok team just shut the fukc up omg

[m0nde]

the real world is too scary. maybe ask your sister to help you get in contact with a worker. maybe she's better at google.

[maks]

you people are so bad at this all I can see are the generic copy pasted from wikiepdia insults that have nothing to do with the actual me behind the computer so as usual they don't bother me in the slightest but I am actually trying ot get thorugh it not just scroll by all your posts to see if you really are trying to help this is why I couldn't deal with monde the schtick coma is too strong

the actual ou behind the computer lives in a van, has no employment or credit history and is naive enough to believe he can find an apartment for $200 a month

[maks]

without the government's help you're not getting an apartment period stevey

[steveyos]

okokok

[juji]

also lmao @ paying over $1000 just to have neighbors that is why I feel fucking bad for you people lol and what's wrong with a credit score of 700 is that bad

the life is game, you have to get 1000 points as dollars to achieve the survivality, otherwise if you have 0 points it means you are worthless and prepare to die including real consequences.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

http://providence.craigslist.org/apa/5405503949.html

fuck nvm sorry stevey at first on CL I was about to say RI looks cheap as hell because a lot of places cost ~$200 a montha nd look nice, but than i realized all of these places were $200 a week. sorry dude might as well get sec 8. Unfortunately Sec 8 will probably subsidize an $800/month apt to make it like $300 a month (above your limit). Plus your case worker would probably want to see you try to find a job (so unrealistic)

[maks]

********* Proof of Income and Positive rental History and BCI check********

stevy's screwed

[Lisa Battery]

*YAWN*

[Lisa Battery]

Refer to my first post ITT then stop being a fucking dickhead stevey.

[steveyos]

the life is game

[Lisa Battery]

You're winning

[lnopia the great]

stevey i will let you park in front of my house until you get on your feet, but only if you put a wood stove in your van

[steveyos]

where do you live

[lnopia the great]

winnipeg canada

[lnopia the great]

its going to be -40 with the windchiil tonight though so double up on your woolies

[steveyos]

that's such a weird place on the map I wasn't expecting it to be where it is why can't you live in a normal place actually that is a good thing do you live on a lot of land by any chance can I use power tools and build things if not I'll defintley put yoru offer on the list but I need to construct !

[steveyos]

I literally will be doing parkour in the north pole as soon as I get my health problems done

[lnopia the great]

well you better hurry up the polar ice cap is melting faster everyday

[steveyos]

I hope to get there in two seconds

[Lisa Battery]

if lisa really cared about stevey,she'd come here and help him!