I heard a rumor steveyos was looking for his first ever job

[maks]

Trigger warning: I'm not saying this to offend you. You're absolutely not going to find anything you can live on. IF someone hires you, the job and they pay are going to be shit. You're a 28(?) year old high school dropout and with no experience, not even a paper route, not even a prison cafeteria, who lives in a van, says weird stuff, dresses weird, and has a highly visual internet search history associated with his name that is primarily a lot of nigger and faggot jokes.

You still need to do it. Spend a year at mcdonalds or walmart or something, this is the only way you're ever going to build a normal life/career. you're doing what normal people do when they're 16. don't be discouraged, man up and do it already.

[lnopia the great]

trying and failing at life would be the best thing hes ever done for himself

[juji]

IF he eats something in McDonalds after first week, then game over

[stevеyos]

you all know me so well

[m0nde]

IF he eats something in McDonalds after first week, then game overstevey's health is so good that he can eat all the mcdonalds he wants. he doesn't eat just one quarter pounder at a time like the usual plebs

[maks]

you all know me so well

if I said something that isn't true feel free to correct me

[maks]

everything is accurate except for the "looking for a job" part

[stevеyos]

KNOW ME SO WELL

[maks]

KNOW ME SO WELL

I've known you for like 10 years stevey it's been a never ending string of get rich quick schemes that (at best) fizzled out or (more ofeten) ended up costing you money, and in that time you've had exactly 0 real jobs

[m0nde]

i think stevey's depressed again. i hope he's okay :(

[Wendy <3]

He's sad that cat avatard guy is gone forever

[stevеyos]

He's sad that cat avatard guy is gone forever

[maks]

I was serious when I said I didn't write this to offend you stevey, let me know if you want any help making a resume/filling out applications/venting about how shitty your job is and how you believe it's beneath you.

[Wendy <3]

Just sell plastic molds of your dick on ebay

[m0nde]

i really think he should start a tech/rant blog where he has google ads. he can put up screen caps of all the steam communities and google groups he trolls too and have groupies suck his dick in the comments. then when he gets his new tergas set up he can take videos and intervewi people too. it will be a gold mine

[maks]

I really think he should get a real job like a normal person

[lnopia the great]

monde could be on to something, stevey is way too insnae to do any functional job, so hes got to monetize his crazy

[m0nde]

I really think he should get a real job like a normal personhe's told me many times that he's incapable of working on a schedule. i don't think he's going to be able to keep any job. he needs to make his own rules and if he's empowered to, as lnopia put it, to "monetize his crazy" it would be a good start

[maks]

he's told me many times that he's incapable of working on a schedule. i don't think he's going to be able to keep any job. he needs to make his own rules and if he's empowered to, as lnopia put it, to "monetize his crazy" it would be a good start

he's not incapable, he's just lazy.

[m0nde]

that's probably true, but it's a matter of mindset. his mood is unstable and he claims to be in a great deal of pain. if he has some success in his life doing something, he may eventually try to function in the real world. i doubt he's incapable, he's just been told and has told himself he's useless for a long time.

[stevеyos]

send me money, see what happens

[maks]

people have done that before, you blew it on bullshit. you have no concept of value because you've never earned anything. stop asking for handouts, man up and go get a job.

[stevеyos]

wrong

[maks]

prove it, get a job, stop begging, and stop whining about how broke you are followed immediately by bragging about whatever dumb bullshit you just blew your money on

[Lexi Persimmons]

He could get a job as one of those low life disgusting Janitorial Engineers cleaning toilets like Dirty Alex. :smile:

[m0nde]

isn't that what you did at a lab for many years?

[m0nde]

the two guys on the left were offered jobs by the guy on the right and they declined. so he made his own sign to show what kinds of people they were.

https://i.imgur.com/iS8IcMN.jpg

[maks]

there you go stevey, panhandlers make decent scratch and you've already got the whiney entitled 'woe is me' attitude down

[stevеyos]

yes I'm fine with using my own money for any tools I don't already have, you simply pay for materials I even cover gas and shipping, you understand why I only use the best materials and only work at my own pace, you learn a life lesson and get actual rich and maybe get to have a real life outside of computer land

[stevеyos]

also that's photoshopped you old lizards lmaooooooooooooooo9ó desolation

[stevеyos]

I love deso I love stomokeb I love bje I love bitterbeej I love for real I miss bluemeate even my keyboard auto finished it I have bluemeate in my google keyboard cloud and can't wait to have it in my windows 10 cloud I hate you all so much I need you to give me $1000 I can immediately get myself set up and then I will have perfect amount of money to pay you all back while using the remainder of my disability check to invest in my self and STOCKS if fucking DRUNKPUPPIES WOULD HELP ME you idiots I have $666 a month to invest in stocks if one of you faggot fucking stupid idiot stupid faggot fat old stupid as all fuck gaywads would see the potential in just that alone that has to be a pretty decent investment in stocks $666 a month, then either idk how often we cash out but we can do 50/50 because whatever you'd use would be automated and you'd only deserve 0% stupid so or you set me up a bank account that makes interest of $1000 a month so I can really afford to get my life going and you get 100% of the $666 a month stock which could be worth millions YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID I DON'T HAVE TO DO SHIT NOR DO YOU AND WE CAN ALL GET 999999% RICHER BUT YOU ARR ALL VERY STUPUD HOPRFULLY ONE OF YOU ISN'T AS DUMB AS YOU ACT AND A LIGHTBULB WENT ON IN YOUR SHIT WATER BUCKET OF A BRAIN AND YOU FIRST AND FOREMOST GET ME A WINDOWS 10 LAPTOP AMD PHINE BECAUSE IF I WASNT CONSTSNTLU HITTING BAVJSPACE THIS IS WHAT YOUD GET ALOMG EITH NO 'S OR ETC CAISE A GOOD PHONE LOKE WINFP0 PMG

[stevеyos]

yeah it's a great idea summon drunkouppies

[maks]

yes I'm fine with using my own money for any tools I don't already have, you simply pay for materials I even cover gas and shipping, you understand why I only use the best materials and only work at my own pace, you learn a life lesson and get actual rich and maybe get to have a real life outside of computer land

you don't have any of your own money. what you don't get from begging on the internet you get from the government which is just a higher form of begging. you might as well be panhandling next to an off-ramp, you could cut out the middle man and spend even less time on the computer. it's a win-win

[stevеyos]

"I Agree, It Is A Great Idea" - Crazy Horse

[maks]

if I donate $4.50 to your gofundme will you spend it on a marker and a sheet of posterboard

[m0nde]

"monetize the crazy", stqart a blog and make some adsense money, stevey

[maks]

even if stevey did start a blog and managed to generate any sort of traffic he'd flip out and randomly delete it one day. that sort of thing takes a level of dedication he simply isn't capable of.

[m0nde]

I love deso I love stomokeb I love bje I love bitterbeej I love for real I miss bluemeate even my keyboard auto finished it I have bluemeate in my google keyboard cloud and can't wait to have it in my windows 10 cloud I hate you all so much I need you to give me $1000 I can immediately get myself set up and then I will have perfect amount of money to pay you all back while using the remainder of my disability check to invest in my self and STOCKS if fucking DRUNKPUPPIES WOULD HELP ME you idiots I have $666 a month to invest in stocks if one of you faggot fucking stupid idiot stupid faggot fat old stupid as all fuck gaywads would see the potential in just that alone that has to be a pretty decent investment in stocks $666 a month, then either idk how often we cash out but we can do 50/50 because whatever you'd use would be automated and you'd only deserve 0% stupid so or you set me up a bank account that makes interest of $1000 a month so I can really afford to get my life going and you get 100% of the $666 a month stock which could be worth millions YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID I DON'T HAVE TO DO SHIT NOR DO YOU AND WE CAN ALL GET 999999% RICHER BUT YOU ARR ALL VERY STUPUD HOPRFULLY ONE OF YOU ISN'T AS DUMB AS YOU ACT AND A LIGHTBULB WENT ON IN YOUR SHIT WATER BUCKET OF A BRAIN AND YOU FIRST AND FOREMOST GET ME A WINDOWS 10 LAPTOP AMD PHINE BECAUSE IF I WASNT CONSTSNTLU HITTING BAVJSPACE THIS IS WHAT YOUD GET ALOMG EITH NO 'S OR ETC CAISE A GOOD PHONE LOKE WINFP0 PMGyeah, these are the guys you should ask to invest in you. especially deso since he;s said that he'll help if you if you ask him personally

[m0nde]

even if stevey did start a blog and managed to generate any sort of traffic he'd flip out and randomly delete it one day. that sort of thing takes a level of dedication he simply isn't capable of.that's okay. if he got a job he'd randomly quit it one day too. he can incrementally accumulate some money, he's got all the time in the world

[maks]

that's okay. if he got a job he'd randomly quit it one day too. he can incrementally accumulate some money, he's got all the time in the world

that's why panhandling is perfect, if he doesn't show up he won't get fired nobody will even miss him

[m0nde]

he can pan handle, have his rant blog and build bird houses and speakers with excellent materials bought with donations from deso and his good friends he loves all at the same time. none of them are mutually exclusive

[m0nde]

also, since he seems to understand interest rates and the stock market so well from his brilliant post on that, he can do that too. he's got a plan and he's ready to go. i hope his good friends help him out.

[Wendy <3]

I'm gonna put him to work building fences for me with his ryobi power tools next spring

[m0nde]

he won't work for you. he has to work for himself, doing his own thing, at his own pace. so stop trying to control steveyos

[stevеyos]

did you guys send it to my paypal or that gofundme

[steveyos]

\_ <-- heres your chair

[Desolation]

Good luck with the job hunt

[maks]

Trigger warning: I'm not saying this to offend you. You're absolutely not going to find anything you can live on. IF someone hires you, the job and they pay are going to be shit. You're a 28(?) year old high school dropout and with no experience, not even a paper route, not even a prison cafeteria, who lives in a van, says weird stuff, dresses weird, and has a highly visual internet search history associated with his name that is primarily a lot of nigger and faggot jokes.

You still need to do it. Spend a year at mcdonalds or walmart or something, this is the only way you're ever going to build a normal life/career. you're doing what normal people do when they're 16. don't be discouraged, man up and do it already.

still good avice

[juji]

Steffies Yelle knows myself wont get first job