ive met cag 2.0

[Camoron]

edxcept she exists irl and we are going on our SEOCND date :party::party::party: but i am anxious as fuck about it and wish i was literally dead

[m0nde]

is she a stripper? and is this the one who you want to send the perfect text message to?

[Camoron]

no shes a nurse

[Camoron]

i think so? i think i already sent some rpetty good texts. i asked her to meet me at 7:04 on our first date. she circled the block a few times to kill time so she would arrive exactly at 7:04. she won my heart at that moment.

[juji]

edxcept she exists irl and we are going on our SEOCND date :party::party::party: but i am anxious as fuck about it and wish i was literally dead

Second date? Wtf youre too old to die

[Camoron]

Second date? Wtf youre too old to die

:nods:

[Wendy <3]

Are you dating plug drugs

[lnopia the great]

its really hard to keep being anxious if you can keep your body relaxed

[Camoron]

need some xanax

[Wendy <3]

Need some rape drugs to give her so she can't laugh at your little you know what when you do sex to her

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Cag 1 is better

[stevеyos]

I love how the nerds on this forum talk about girls and omg this is just so gay and funny especially because it's serious and holy shit nerds all over the place hey guys I was near somebody that doesn't have the same downstairs area as me wowo owowowowowowowowow!!!!!!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stevеyos]

Cag 1 is better
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[lnopia the great]

I love how the nerds on this forum talk about girls and omg this is just so gay and funny especially because it's serious and holy shit nerds all over the place hey guys I was near somebody that doesn't have the same downstairs area as me wowo owowowowowowowowow!!!!!!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

replace girls with tegra note and you are describing yourself, except camoron wouldnt be afraid to talk to a tegra note

[stevеyos]

yeah but I do it as a joke I haven't done anything with any of my devices besides let them run perk tv for over a year now and before that I also barely touched them because they had no and stll have no good apps be it games or otherwise, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo let's hope camoron's joking too

[stevеyos]

also my tegra note is broken and I'm never replacing it sorry

[Wendy <3]

How is it broken

[Poopalew]

How is it broken

Sara for example was in this world of mass connection many people young and old feel very lonely.

[m0nde]

tergas are tergas we'll be hearing about the windows tergas as soon as they start coming in

[Camoron]

Need some rape drugs to give her so she can't laugh at your little you know what when you do sex to her

if only

[Camoron]

p sure i just fucked up the second date not optimistic about chances of a 3rd

[maks]

I told you not to pull your dick out

[m0nde]

did you wear a condom and did she let you kiss her on the mouth?

[Camoron]

we still didnt even kiss :magpi: at the end of the date she said her schedule was kinda busy for the weekend and said "she thinks there's soemthing shes suppsoed to do friday but cant remember what" but we would talk which imo seems like code for "i dont think so"

[Wendy <3]

Maybe a gunshot wound to the face might make her see things more clearly

[lnopia the great]

did you wear the condom for the whole date? That might have put her off imo

[stevеyos]

did you put it over your head and blow it up with your nose until it popped?

[Wendy <3]

Did you show her your post history here?

[m0nde]

you need to get her to post here or maybe chat over skype with you and then post here for epic results

[Wendy <3]

Maybe she's in the ass fucker club

[maks]

I saw her picture she's cute but camoron can do better

[maks]

get the president of sex to introduce you to someone he probably knows some chicks in his line of work

[m0nde]

the president of sex is some muslim guy, from his name he sounds bosnian or something like that. he's long since been rounded up by the fbi

[m0nde]

I saw her picture she's cute but camoron can do bettershews 10x cuter than the last 2 he's been with. he needs to focus on girls like this

[juji]

we still didnt even kiss :magpi: at the end of the date she said her schedule was kinda busy for the weekend and said "she thinks there's soemthing shes suppsoed to do friday but cant remember what" but we would talk which imo seems like code for "i dont think so"

Find another girl, I dont think you can mantain relationship, doesn't matter she is cute

[Camoron]

she texted me today and said shes "not ready for a relationship" but she really likes hanging out with me and would want to continue as friends if i am cool with it...

:faceplam: friendzoned

[Camoron]

I saw her picture she's cute but camoron can do better

maybe after a bit more self imporvement

[juji]

she texted me today and said shes "not ready for a relationship" but she really likes hanging out with me and would want to continue as friends if i am cool with it...

:faceplam: friendzoned

Did you ask her if she has boyfriend? This question would save your time

[stevеyos]

welp let's talk more shit about me

[Wendy <3]

Maybe she's a huge slut and expected to get dicked down the first night you went out and you had to be a pansy

[Wendy <3]

Or maybe it's because nobody likes you and everyone is lisas friend and you literally look like an ass sniffing try hard fucktard

[m0nde]

she texted me today and said shes "not ready for a relationship" but she really likes hanging out with me and would want to continue as friends if i am cool with it...

:faceplam: friendzonedwow sorry. hang out with her and ask her to set you up with one of her nurse friends

[lnopia the great]

man theres 1000s of reasons she wasnt intested in you and not one of them matters anymore, you think to think ahead about cag 3, third cags the charm

[lnopia the great]

Since she still wants to be buds you shoukd get her to post here

[Camoron]

she said that but she has not messaged me back since then lol. i think she was just being nice probably maybe but it is weird that she would offer to be friends if she didnt mean it. idk. i am workin a few other angles right now. i think what happened is we went out saturday, had a great time but notjhing romantic really happened, she went on a date the next day (imho i belive this is what happened, as she said she was p[laying board games with her friends but she didnt respond to texts all night so i think she was on a date because who cant fuckin text while playing board gameS???) so she met someone else she liked more, but by that point she had already agreed to go out with ME a second time, and since she's not a cunt she kept her date with me on wednesday and we went out and she was a little uncomfortable from the very beginning. theis is just my take on what most likely happened

[juji]

she said that but she has not messaged me back since then lol. i think she was just being nice probably maybe but it is weird that she would offer to be friends if she didnt mean it. idk. i am workin a few other angles right now. i think what happened is we went out saturday, had a great time but notjhing romantic really happened, she went on a date the next day (imho i belive this is what happened, as she said she was p[laying board games with her friends but she didnt respond to texts all night so i think she was on a date because who cant fuckin text while playing board gameS???) so she met someone else she liked more, but by that point she had already agreed to go out with ME a second time, and since she's not a cunt she kept her date with me on wednesday and we went out and she was a little uncomfortable from the very beginning. theis is just my take on what most likely happened

That's waste of time, I don't think you should worry about her.

[Camoron]

:)

[juji]

Just get over it

[stevеyos]

this isn't gay at all

[Camoron]

lmao stevey when you gonna get a girlfriend whats the point of loosing all that wait if you dont even use your new found body to get a girlfriend

[juji]

lmao stevey when you gonna get a girlfriend whats the point of loosing all that wait if you dont even use your new found body to get a girlfriend

He wont shave his greasy beard and hair, there no point to get gf

[maks]

shews 10x cuter than the last 2 he's been with. he needs to focus on girls like this

I wouldn't say 10x cuter, the last couple I saw were really hot, but this one seemed more like mate material based on the decription and her kind eyes

[maks]

she said that but she has not messaged me back since then lol. i think she was just being nice probably maybe but it is weird that she would offer to be friends if she didnt mean it. idk. i am workin a few other angles right now. i think what happened is we went out saturday, had a great time but notjhing romantic really happened, she went on a date the next day (imho i belive this is what happened, as she said she was p[laying board games with her friends but she didnt respond to texts all night so i think she was on a date because who cant fuckin text while playing board gameS???) so she met someone else she liked more, but by that point she had already agreed to go out with ME a second time, and since she's not a cunt she kept her date with me on wednesday and we went out and she was a little uncomfortable from the very beginning. theis is just my take on what most likely happened

you're overthinking this. if she doesn't write back then move on don't be the creepy motherfucker we all know you're capable of being you're better than that now "lets be friends" is just something people say

and give me her number I've given you a fuckton of good advice I think I deserve a shot

[Wendy <3]

I'll be your boyfriend camaroron

[m0nde]

I wouldn't say 10x cuter, the last couple I saw were really hot, but this one seemed more like mate material based on the decription and her kind eyesthen you haven't seen the last couple

[m0nde]

fuck this shitabout board games and other convoluted crap. move on. you're a smart, decent guy who has lots of okcupid experience. why don't you seal the deal with that canadian girl>

[maks]

then you haven't seen the last couple

who hasn't banged a few 3's in their life, shit you married a 2. I've seen solid 7s and 8s in camoron's rolodex he can absolutely do better than this chick

[m0nde]

he can absolutely do better and he will, but there's no denying the last 2 were beasts. this last girl was cute

[stevеyos]

yeah man I lost all the weight so I can be a huge fucking faggot metaphorically instead of literally, oh man look at that human being whose body is slighlty different than mine, wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I care about that, oh man I wish I could care, look at this thread, it's oooooozing cool, oh man talkin bout babes, oh boy does it matter, and look at me I am obviously just jealous and obviously couldn't get any girls!!!!! I care so much about this stuff because I haven't evolved past the caveman days!!!!!!!!!!!

[Camoron]

what do you care about smartass

[Wendy <3]

Stovey is grumpy because he's freezing to death

[stevеyos]

saving the world, for starters

[lnopia the great]

if stevey cared about girls he would actually have to be doing something with his life, and that scares him

[maks]

never going to happen. unless he hits the 10 billion to 1 odds and stumbles onto a sitcom-esque get rick quick scheme that actually works, the rest of stevey's life is going to be an ever cascading downward spiral

[stevеyos]

or I'll be the guy you guys are currently making rich by wasting your lives away I very much enjoy that I wasn't born to be another cog in the machine I feel bad for you people your words simulationously motivate me whilst also making me feel a big sadness for you but hey, chicks man

[Camoron]

stevey what higher purpose do you purport to have that we mere mortals have not discovered yet

[m0nde]

f j s :care:

[maks]

or I'll be the guy you guys are currently making rich by wasting your lives away I very much enjoy that I wasn't born to be another cog in the machine I feel bad for you people your words simulationously motivate me whilst also making me feel a big sadness for you but hey, chicks man

nobody ever got rich collecting welfare stevey

[stevеyos]

nothing camoron you're right nothing else matters besides working at a job where you work a lot of hours to make someone else more money than you'll ever make while that person does nothing, and pussy

[stevеyos]

I would fucking kill myself so fast if I started to turn into any of you it actaully makes me super sad that the 99% just wants to make the 1% richer and more powerful and you think you're special because you put your pee pee in a girl thing and have the latest mid-size mac monitor

[Wendy <3]

Sorry to hear that you're going insane steveyos666

[m0nde]

fjs os666 care

[stevеyos]

girls rule!

[Camoron]

nothing camoron you're right nothing else matters besides working at a job where you work a lot of hours to make someone else more money than you'll ever make while that person does nothing, and pussy

maybe these things arent that important but uh what are you doing exactly to change the world lmao

[Camoron]

in your ivory van

[stevеyos]

nothing at all

[lnopia the great]

if you dknt stand for nothing you fall for any thing

[stevеyos]

fall for any girl

[stevеyos]

https://www.gofundme.com/t7c7h6qs donate so I can get my fucking cigarette outlet things fixed one completley doesn't work one is about to stop working the wiring in this van is a fucking fire hazard unlike no other it would be so nice to at least be able to get the lighter ports fixed so I can charge mah lasers after a long day of perk farming !!!!!!!!!!!

[Poopalew]

https://www.gofundme.com/t7c7h6qs donate so I can get my fucking cigarette outlet things fixed one completley doesn't work one is about to stop working the wiring in this van is a fucking fire hazard unlike no other it would be so nice to at least be able to get the lighter ports fixed so I can charge mah lasers after a long day of perk farming !!!!!!!!!!!

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