A Fool and his money

[cag]

filthy scamming sloth fag, get a fucking job you piece of shit

http://i.imgur.com/fhQgD0F.png

[Wendy <3]

I wonder if he added money to his own fund

[m0nde]

i think some asshole actually got sucked in and donated

[Wendy <3]

They might as well donate money to support terrorism because it's basically the same thing

[m0nde]

fjs is a terrorist organization

[lnopia the great]

stevey made more money panhandling on the internet for an hour then 500 hours worth of online surveys

[m0nde]

he made almost as much as one month worth of pork farming

[stevеyos]

you can actually make more with perk tv

[stevеyos]

before you guys get too upset first of all fucking taptalk I just replied to a lizard thread fuck it's the only bad thing about tapatalk you accidentally click lizard thrreads sometimes anyway everybody calm down literally roy4l gave me that

[m0nde]

do you ever see roy4l when you go to yale? or does he spend all his time at harvard medical centre these days?

[maks]

you know a van is a vehicle right if you're cold why don't you just drive down to florida

[m0nde]

he has an uncle down south and he learned he can receive his welfare even if he's out of state. i told him that he can have it direct deposited. idk if he already does have it set up like that or not, but anyway i then started hammering him to call his worker to ask and he asked me what worker (like fuck). i even gave him the dhs phone number and a list of all dhs offices after one google search and of course he's still not called

[Desolation]

i think some asshole actually got sucked in and donated

Seems like a pretty legitimate concern and that's how gofundme works ??

[m0nde]

Seems like a pretty legitimate concern and that's how gofundme works ??no clue. are you going to donate?

[Desolation]

If stevey needs my help he knows how to contact me directly ����

[m0nde]

so i guess that's a no

[Wendy <3]

Merry christmas steveyos

[stevеyos]

I reactivated my facebook and deso's on my friends list I removed all the bad people and only kept the babes

[stevеyos]

I did that a long time ago this is my old account I looked at deso's profile and I still cant' figure out if you're an actaul tranny or what cause I think it's your real facebook and idk let's have a real chat now that I can't get distracted by shit games until like mid 2016

[stevеyos]

I'll keep my facebook for now until I'm all windows 10'd then I'm gonna stop using google and facebook and even myspace and use whatever microsoft has

[juji]

Should I donate 20 usd to steffies?

Im not even joking, I normally do not donate lazyass people but winter may be hard

[m0nde]

it's up to you, bro

[Wendy <3]

Should I donate 20 usd to steffies?

Im not even joking, I normally do not donate lazyass people but winter may be hard

Just shove some money in the kettle of a salvation army bell ringer person instead

[juji]

Just shove some money in the kettle of a salvation army bell ringer person instead

Ok, I told him steffies to get a first job, I'd donate him 20 (I bet it's not gonna happen)

[stevеyos]

are you telling me to get a job THEN you'll give me money wtf

[juji]

are you telling me to get a job THEN you'll give me money wtf

Problem?

[Camoron]

ill toss some money your way this weekend stevey

[Wendy <3]

Bad reason

[stevеyos]

ok I'll wait to cash it out then thanks take what you're able give divide that by half twice and then give me that amount I still have my sister's for really cold nights because I literally can't breathe and my limbs go abnormally numb but I don't wanna stay here more than once a month if that I wanna see if I do what I can afford it'll make any difference at all because I personally am a heater one of my health problems is my body literally overheats 24/7 like I have on a bunch of shirts and my chest is literally 666 degrees but the rest of my body is frozen if I had at least a light coating of insulation maybe that would trap my body heat and I'd be set I'm really hoping I can avoid having to use heat I am horrified of propane and etc anyway the point is the feel good movement on youtube has to stop I"m so sick of everyobdy acting exactly the same makign the exact same videos even steve-o from jackass is doing it everybody smile heee heee bullies are bad I can't fucking deal with it any more it is beyond time to make the whoel fucking world mad as hell

[stevеyos]

the only person on earth who can get away that shit is richard simmons I want to be irl friends with him so bad

[stevеyos]

btw shoutouts to uofcagfan for making this thread and getting me a donation out of it lol I like how the lizards try so hard to get me and then I either get something out of it or they just look stupid this is a double whammy I mean boy look at me I got trolled by teh lizards yet again and for good reason too I mean look at how much I interact with them and troll them and stuff like all day every day right anyway the point is thanks lizards for bringing me constant entertainment and, now, apparently, money lol

[stevеyos]

how about you make a thread and get me a girlfriend already I couldn't get money from fucking anybody until this thread you're like my magical lizard btw when I say girlfriend I totally mean a trap

[Desolation]

technically cag has less assets than stevey since her life connection is completely based on making sure jon's coffee has enough creamer in it otherwise she'd be knocking on your van door for a place to crash.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I want to fuck cag while she's on the rag then stick my bloodied dick on her face and make some marks then take a photo and call it art.

[stevеyos]

cag's literally too lazy for me lol she's programmed in her dna to stay in one location and just sit there until she dies she can't even comprehend wanting to travel and do shit other than someone's laundry it's not even just her face it's everything about her that'd keep me from wanting anything to do with her yeah her shit is very sad to me but 99.99999% of humans are exactly like that I'm probably the only person here who wants to parkour over every mountain then stack them on each other to make it even more of a challenge but hey whatever,


it's time for the good news,



ruby just bought me san andreas ^_____^

[stevеyos]

how does that make you feel uofcagfan that not only am I getting money on that gofundme page but for ruby's birthday he bought me a game? hauehehaueheueheiehiuiuihiuiuhiuhiuhiuhuihihihuiuhiuhiuhuihihuih

[stevеyos]

I wish that fucking faggot woudl caps lock is on caps lock caps lock COME ON THERE WE GO I AHD TO CLICK OUT OF TAPATALK THEN BACK INTO IT LOL K ANYWAY NEVERIND MONW I DONT' EVEN WANNA POSTCAUSE I FUCKING WANT WINDOWS 10 SO BAD

[stevеyos]

at least you can rest easy knowing that no matter how insulated my van is I'm still using a hisense chromebook and still have all android mobile devices there's no windows 10 anywhere near me and it's literallly driving me fucking nuts so you lizards can rest comfortably on taht heat rock

[stevеyos]

rootbeer should also rest easy thinking I'm wastin gmy money on shit lol I coulda gotten several windows 10 $150 laptops already but I have to spend my money on gas, healhty food, not freezing to death, if my health wasn't so fucked hell yes I'd have bought a windows10book already, fuck I want a windows10book how about one of you buy me it as an early xmas present you see then I can have this chromebook running perk.tv 24/7 it's already almost paid for itself running perk.tv anyway th epiont is I'm just bored and typing words none of this has any meaning I don't even remmber what I Typed and this is how it always is and then next thing I know I got a bunch of people mad at me I love it I love you all

[stevеyos]

now if you'll excuse me I"m gonna go hang out with my two nieces I woudln't even be in rhode island still if not for them but because in relaity I'm the greatest prson of all tiem I'm puttin g my own life at risk for the sake of two children that ain't even miiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeeeeee what do you do that's good in your lizard lives what do the lizards do that's good uofcagfan why don't you tell us all how you and your fellow lizards are better than me or even plug drugs?

[stevеyos]

also I combined 12% and 6% nicotine juice to maek 9% it's two different flaovrs from two different companies but I can't taste shit so idk if it tastes good or bad or what that's a good thing I like having no senses so I dont' have to smell all this lizard SHIT had to hold shift to type that in all caps I'm fucking done now I like to post until I hate this fuckng google shit so bad that I leave my coptuea alone th rest of the day if I had windows 10 I woudln't be al eto sotp posting so this is actually a good thing lmao

[stevеyos]

actually if I had windows 10 I'd at least be able to play happy wheels holy shit this chromebook seriously I can't even fucking play happy wheels and fuck I wanna play wolf's dungeon again so bad too I miss the fuck outta that but here I am trying to play real life not wasting my money ROOTEER

[stevеyos]

I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT GOES ON ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN I CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE ON INTERNET SAY ABOUT ME I CARE ABOUT EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG caps lock worked finally

[stevеyos]

if cag doesn't leave jon for me I'm going to honestly kill myself no joke or gimmick I'm completely serious

[stevеyos]

you know I just thought of something cag literally wants to live like a lizard holy shit lmfao jon's apartment is her herpateraium and she keeps her life to extremely simple daily tasks wow yikes

[stevеyos]

don't we literally have a small part of our brain that's part lizard too I wonder if the lizards just all have that part of their brain full size and the human brain part is small

[lnopia the great]

its probably not actually lizard, just ancient

[stevеyos]

primitive minded (parody of criminal minded)

[stevеyos]

there's two good things about this chroembook 1. after installing a plugin to make the screen not turn off lol holy shit google but yeah after doign that I can run perk.tv it's doing a great job at that it's not fucking up like on android and also the other good thing is I just came out ot my van and brough ti tou there to charge in my van and it's raining and I just walked right in the rain with it not evne closed and couldn't give a fuck less that's the best part is I don't care if it breaks so I can just use it hwoever I want and it's great becuase I can' tuse it however I want becuase it doesn't fuckin g do anything but at least it makes me money

[Wendy <3]

I thought cag and jazz were the same person and now im finding out that's not true?

[Desolation]

stevey pretty much just deleted his haters in like 4 posts

god troll

[cag]

http://i.imgur.com/IqHzYmJ.png

failure to report income to social services

[cag]

if cag doesn't leave jon for me I'm going to honestly kill myself no joke or gimmick I'm completely serious

http://i.imgur.com/IqHzYmJ.png

Wellness Check time, concerns about potential placing his nieces in harms way

[cag]

stevey pretty much just deleted his haters in like 4 posts

god trollIncarceration will provide him 3 hots and a warm cot during the winter while awaiting a court ordered psychiatric evaluation

[StompleB]

http://dreamhack.se/dhw15/2015/11/28/statement-on-incident-today-at-dhw15/
https://twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991/status/670657853254930433
https://twitter.com/thenivkh/status/670658457679364096
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3ul9s2/so_i_go_and_talk_to_rlewisreports_and_he/cxfr471

[StompleB]

http://i.imgur.com/S0kA86Y.png http://i.imgur.com/YjSnCq0.png

[Desolation]

kelly monkies elllleeegggiiigggglleeee

[Wendy <3]

Please don't go to jail steveyos

[StompleB]

http://i.imgur.com/w2tYp4i.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QQwGxgV.jpg

[maks]

someone please herp stompleb

[Camoron]

cag's literally too lazy for me lol she's programmed in her dna to stay in one location and just sit there until she dies she can't even comprehend wanting to travel and do shit other than someone's laundry it's not even just her face it's everything about her that'd keep me from wanting anything to do with her yeah her shit is very sad to me but 99.99999% of humans are exactly like that I'm probably the only person here who wants to parkour over every mountain then stack them on each other to make it even more of a challenge but hey whatever,


it's time for the good news,



ruby just bought me san andreas ^_____^

why dont you travel to a warmer climate

[Wendy <3]

He keeps failing his driver's license test

[stevеyos]

stevey pretty much just deleted his haters in like 4 posts

god troll

[stevеyos]

because literally my nieces I wanna stick around a bit longer so they don't die

[m0nde]

you can drive back in the spring and be there for them

[stevеyos]

I'm needed once a week at least plus gas learn my real life wanna pay for gas I'll go south except wednesdays and weekend