stevey what would you think of implementing a program of good boy points to get you motivated?

[m0nde]

you would have to apologize to your grandmother and your mother and her boyfriend would have to take an interest in you

basic rewards:
1000 good boy points to get back your desktop computer
100 gbp to earn back each terga
10 gbp to use either a terga or your desktop for 10 minutes
are there things you'd like to do? speak to your mother and grandma to set up gbp rewards!

tasks to earn gbp:
5 gbp to brush your teeth
5 gbp to comb your hair
5 gbp to shave
10 gbp to wash your clothes
i'm sure you can think of other things you need to do for yourself each day/week

advanced tasks:
10,000 gbp for getting a job
100 gbp for going to your job each day!
doesn't that sound exciting?

you're a big boy now and you don't need to be throwing a tantrum living in a van any more. you just need a little bit of training.
i hope you the best and maybe this system will straighten you out!

[Desolation]

hard to believe somebody would actually write any of this

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I hope you copied that from somewhere monde

[Wendy <3]

Maybe he could cash in his gbp for shit like cat avatar guy porn videos or android apps

[juji]

Shave would be 250 gbp

[clay]

how do you cash in? your model isn't complete

[m0nde]

i'm trying to think of ways to help my friend stevey. fuck all of you. this is for my friend, niot for you.

clay, he would do various things (brush his teeth, get a job, shave, etc.) to earn points and he would redeem those good boy points for time on his computer or tergas (initally to get his computer and tergas back) and for things yet to be determined.
good boy points and tendies stori9es are from /r9k/ and stevey seems to have some of the same issues those people have

[Wendy <3]

How many gbp would he get for making a good post?

[m0nde]

he'd have to earn back his computer or one of his tergas first and then spend gbp on 10 minutes of computer tirme. he wouod not get points for making posts and wasting time online. he would earn points for doing things that improve his life. please don;t look for ways to sabotage stevey

[cag]

Stabbing that fat faggot would be a faster means to an end and cure all for his problems