My shitty phones browsing software is immune to your bullshit

[Plug Drugs]

Its so old shitty and barebones nothing can break it, except for the 5mb cache running out of room which makes it crash, but I can turn off images

[juji]

You can use phone on behind of pillow while it's charging and you're sleeping until it explodes your head

[stevеyos]

another person not using tapatalk

[urkles girlfriend]

i sleep while listening to art bell, so my phone is always near my head and doesn't explode

[juji]

another person not using tapatalk

Another person not finding a job

[urkles girlfriend]

Another person not finding a job

[juji]

i sleep while listening to art bell, so my phone is always near my head and doesn't explode

Because it's unplugged

[juji]

U fucking idiot

[urkles girlfriend]

nah its always plugged in at night.

[urkles girlfriend]

Gregory Paxson started his practice in past life regression in Chicago in 1977. Over the last 38 years he conducted over thirteen thousand past life regressions with over 3500 clients. His goal has been reducing pain and confusion, and raising the quality of life of his clients. The past life regressions, guided with care for clarity and objectivity, have yielded a substantial body of research. Greg holds the conviction that our human nature is naturally able to retrieve skills, abilities, and wisdom from past lives.

jeysus christ tonights show is going to be boring as hell.

[juji]

Then youre not using iPhone, what's brand and model of your phone?

[urkles girlfriend]

samsung galaxy s6

[urkles girlfriend]

Until they rented the house again to a couple named and Tom and Michelle, and over time Michelle began to show signs of abuse. When Tom moved out under mysterious circumstances and a stranger later told her that Michelle was found in a landfill, the phenomena started getting more sinister.

When they moved into a new house, they didn’t think that the presence was following them, but three weeks into their new home, a message was left in soap on their mirror, “Talk to me”. And then messages started appearing regularly on the mirror, strange symbols started appearing on the walls, and telling them not to go into the attic. At this point, the whole family became very isolated and wouldn’t have people over to the house except for paranormal investigators (including an associate of our former guest, Loyd Auerbach, the couple who hit mainstream consciousness from The Conjuring, Ed and Lorraine Warren, a Voodoo practitioner, and well-known parapsychologist, Dr. Evelyn Paglini) . The presence, which Debbie would call Mister Entity (but asked to be referred to as Prince), focused all his negativity on her mother-in-law, physically assaulting her, ripping up her clothes, and terrorizing her. She claims that the presence didn’t mess with her or her child, but said that her mother-in-law “belongs to him”.

[lnopia the great]

its all sunshine, its nothin but sunshine

[lnopia the great]

pretty sure i just splattered the supper i ate 2 hrs ago all over the inside of the toilet and im scared to look

[stevеyos]

just use tapatalk for my sake

[stevеyos]

you people are driving me nuts it's such a simple solution it's such an easy quick download all you gtta do is go into settings and set it to dark mode and you're all set boom rubynet timnet and fjsnet all lined up in a row ready to go desktop mobile or otherwise super fast super easy I hope you all die in the worst way

[urkles girlfriend]

pretty sure i just splattered the supper i ate 2 hrs ago all over the inside of the toilet and im scared to look

explosive diareea

[Plug Drugs]

Yeah like i'd tell you my phone model and help you find a backdoor to duck my shiv up i'm hardcore street coder :smug: you'd have better luck hacking modern andoId os my t9 vocabulary is manual even that's how shivty it is couldn't even hire someone to make that complete

[Plug Drugs]

Chance my pitch up, duck my shiv up

[juji]

Yeah like i'd tell you my phone model and help you find a backdoor to duck my shiv up i'm hardcore street coder :smug: you'd have better luck hacking modern andoId os my t9 vocabulary is manual even that's how shivty it is couldn't even hire someone to make that complete

:airquote: hardcore street coder :airquote:

[juji]

samsung galaxy s6

That's kinda common and current, it's part of plan like 2 year contract

[stevеyos]

you can get an lg fuel for literally ten dollars lol

[urkles girlfriend]

stevie and pluggy are no contract kinda guys

[lnopia the great]

:golfclap:

[stevеyos]

yeah I pay 20 on the dot a month for unlimited data which lets me use any of my 15 devices including my chromebook as a phone boy it sucks being able to use any phone I want for 20 dollars to the penny no tax 20 bucks, a month, boy it sucks

[stevеyos]

boy I"m stupid!!!!!!!!! I had to pay ZERO DOLLARS to switch phones, and I can only do it whenever I want!!! I can also use the phone I switched from!! ugh me stupid!!!! 20.00 on the dot, cause I"m a fat fucking idiot!

[urkles girlfriend]

It makes living in a van so much easier.

[urkles girlfriend]

Can't wait for when you hit rock bottom and family has to bail you out.

[stevеyos]

got me good there, hundreds of dollars saved every month boy am I getting trolled by somebody who woulda died by now if not for their vagina lol gee golly I can't take it

[urkles girlfriend]

Can't wait for when you hit rock bottom and family has to bail you out.

[stevеyos]

bed, shower, stove, fridge, cabinets, chairs, all on wheels, all no rent, bigger than a studio apartment, ugh all for zero dollars a month I am very dumb this is all hurting me really bad cutting very deep again by cag, the most stable, sucessful, sane, and most importatly physically attractiv,e poster in this forum's history, UGGGGHHHHHHH

[stevеyos]

go a week without taking money or free food from a male and see if you eat once is all I'm sayin, because I"m very hurt by all of this

[stevеyos]

yes I am on my way, fast, blazing fast, to rock bottom, ugh it's so bad, reality sucks, I can't take it MOMMMMMM HELP

[urkles girlfriend]

At the end of the day its still a fucking van that you live in.

[stevеyos]

at the end of the day you wouldn't even have a van to live in if not for your vagina you couldn't be the most wrong person to talk in all of hsitory this is too good

[urkles girlfriend]

bed, shower, stove, fridge, cabinets, chairs, all on wheels, all no rent, bigger than a studio apartment, ugh all for zero dollars a month I am very dumb this is all hurting me really bad cutting very deep again by cag, the most stable, sucessful, sane, and most importatly physically attractiv,e poster in this forum's history, UGGGGHHHHHHH

Still no mention of heat.. lmao

[stevеyos]

I'm over here doing whatever it takes to make something of my life and you want the life that was already promised to me, I could be sitting around doing nothing 24/7 right now if I wanted just like you do, but that doesn't make me happy, doing something with my life is what makes me happy I"m sorry you can't see that and think the pinacle of success is doing nothing 24/7 but at least being a house whilst doing so man you really got me good here idk if I can ever recover

[stevеyos]

I'm over here doing whatever it takes to make something of my life and you want the life that was already promised to me, I could be sitting around doing nothing 24/7 right now if I wanted just like you do, but that doesn't make me happy, doing something with my life is what makes me happy I"m sorry you can't see that and think the pinacle of success is doing nothing 24/7 but at least being a house whilst doing so man you really got me good here idk if I can ever recover
/thread

[stevеyos]

now if you'll excuse me I'm about to go drive to my uncle's to help him out becasue that's another thing I do constatly is help my friends and family another good thing I do while you're sittin high and mighty in that house you don't pay for doing the exact same thing everyone made fun of me for doing all these years - nothing, lulz

[stevеyos]

now if you'll excuse me I'm about to go drive to my uncle's to help him out becasue that's another thing I do constatly is help my friends and family another good thing I do while you're sittin high and mighty in that house you don't pay for doing the exact same thing everyone made fun of me for doing all these years - nothing, lulz
/100

[urkles girlfriend]

Have a nice winter in your cramped van, stevie

[urkles girlfriend]

Im living with my boyfriend, whom I wait on hand and foot. You lived with your mother. Huge difference.

[Wendy <3]

Cat avatar guy why can't you or lisa keep friends? :scared:

[urkles girlfriend]

stevie stopped being my friend because i won't give him any of jon's money :(

[juji]

stop being emo steffies, you have to find a job

[urkles girlfriend]

yeah stop being emo

[Wendy <3]

I've begged marco to give him a job making drums or redesigning his 1997 website, but he just ignores me

[urkles girlfriend]

would you really want stevie working for you

[Wendy <3]

If he was keeping you imprisoned in my basement and abusing you I would

[urkles girlfriend]

give him a job, jazzy joshua.

[m0nde]

you people are driving me nuts it's such a simple solution it's such an easy quick download all you gtta do is go into settings and set it to dark mode and you're all set boom rubynet timnet and fjsnet all lined up in a row ready to go desktop mobile or otherwise super fast super easy I hope you all die in the worst wayhe's right, use tapatlk, it's so much more convenient on the phone. and even better, pay for it :rofl:

[stevеyos]

If he was keeping you imprisoned in my basement and abusing you I would

[cag]

go a week without taking money or free food from a male and see if you eat once is all I'm sayin, because I"m very hurt by all of this

You go a few months without sucking the money dick of social services you fucking retarded slob

[Wendy <3]

give him a job, jazzy joshua.

I don't deal with phonies irl

[urkles girlfriend]

make another pun and your fucking dead

[stevеyos]

you go a few months without sucking a real dick see what happens

[lnopia the great]

for what its worth alex honnold has lived out of a van nearly his whole adult life and hes pretty succesful

[stevеyos]

I like how these people think I want to just sit around until I die like them like I don't wanan be in a different state and/or country literally every day, god damn if anybody needs a house it's somebody who won't be in the same contitent of that house 99.99999999% of forever

[stevеyos]

it's tough having a dream when everyone is so happy living a nightmare nobody can understand that I find their lives intensely depressing

[juji]

Steveyos is jealous of everyone who post here

[stevеyos]

hell yeah I am that's why I went from doing what you're all doing now to not doing what you're all doing now holy shit I wish I was sitting at a computer 24/7 now that is truly not life wasted how stupid am I for not wanting to do that, fuck I'm jealous also very jealous of all your amazing computers mine just has a stupid titan :(

[stevеyos]

I'm jealous that I can get whatever I want whenever I want and never worked a day in my life or sucked a dick I'm very jealous I'm torn apart by not being able to sit at a computer 24/7 and waste away the one chance I got to actually exist, ughhhhh so jealous >.<

[stevеyos]

I'm jealous that you all overpay for phones including plug drugs who pays more than I do and doesn't even have a smartphone lol I"m jealous elz stated his own business he's the ceo of mexico and even with all that fame and fortune not a single female wnats anything to do with him I'm jealous that dp has a lake even though I'm 10 minutes from the ocena at all times I'm jealous uhhhhhh who else wants to get roasted I'm jealous of monde for who the fuck knows lol he just projects his shit is sad idk how to even like make a play on it it's just sad anyway the point is at least I can hear

[stevеyos]

the only person I"m jealous of is jon

[lnopia the great]

and me ofc

[maks]

I don't pay for a phone at all, work provides me a flip phone so I can answer emergency calls and I carry a deactivated droid 3 which I use on the free wifi which is every single place I ever go, why would I pay for cell service that's stupid

[m0nde]

yeah I pay 20 on the dot a month for unlimited data which lets me use any of my 15 devices including my chromebook as a phone boy it sucks being able to use any phone I want for 20 dollars to the penny no tax 20 bucks, a month, boy it sucks


boy I"m stupid!!!!!!!!! I had to pay ZERO DOLLARS to switch phones, and I can only do it whenever I want!!! I can also use the phone I switched from!! ugh me stupid!!!! 20.00 on the dot, cause I"m a fat fucking idiot!


/threadQ. stevey, how many turgas does it take tpo do a podcast?
A. more than you have, a[pparently


/100

[urkles girlfriend]

when stevey calls everyones lives nightmares he's talking about houses and offices ^_^

[stevеyos]

I'm jealous of lnopia being so far in the background that I don't know a god damn thing about him and I'm jealous that marks is unable to use tapatalk without having to travel some where

[juji]

the only person I"m jealous of is jon

Because of cag, correct?

[juji]

AKA Clarissa Holz

[stevеyos]

yes all I've ever wanted was an insane unnattractive female that doesn't have a job

[juji]

yes all I've ever wanted was an insane unnattractive female that doesn't have a job

sadly, only ugly women want men with money unlike you

[urkles girlfriend]

Stevey, who doesnt have a job, doesn't want a woman who doesnt have a job :rofl:

[stevеyos]

you're right elz, only ugly women want men with money, all the girls that have wanted me have been p damn good looking but they didn't have a good enough job

[stevеyos]

also note I"m not just trying to get a job I"m trying to run the world meanwhile cag would rather die than work, boy is she sure setting me ablaze with anger right now

[stevеyos]

jon's high horse

[urkles girlfriend]

thats why all the babes are lining up to be with you in your van lmao

[m0nde]

lol, raging the fuck out. calm down stevey. you're going to run the world one day. we all know that. we're all jealous you're living the dream of podcast supremacy

[stevеyos]

I'm wicked mad right now that you people are talking about me because of how successful and far you've gone in your lives, espeically this 50 something year old who gets yelled at by his live in landlady and literally cries because of it awww man I can't take it I"m gonna kill my self

[urkles girlfriend]

our lives are nightmares because we sit in front of computers and have a real roof over our heads, lmao.

[m0nde]

we're laughing at you rage posting in this thread. no one is saying anything they havent for the last 10 yrs, stevey. And you don't need a job because you haven't needed one in 10 years, so relax.

[UPGRAYEDD]

I wish I could work four jobs to afford my own apartment here.

[m0nde]

or you could get a room mate or a college education or supportive housing

[UPGRAYEDD]

or you could get a room mate or a college education or supportive housing

having a roommate is the worst, college education is a fairytale, the last option is really the only option except it takes forever.

[urkles girlfriend]

give it time, this idiot will be out on the streets again soon.

[urkles girlfriend]

he'll most certainly get evicted :giggle:

[m0nde]

college ed is s fairytale without marketable skills. there's a huge difference in planning for your future, taking something practical in univ or comm collegr with co-op & job placement and taking gender studies, art or philosophy

[m0nde]

the phone now autocorrects tapatalj to tapatalj

[urkles girlfriend]

upgrayyed doesn't intend to plan for his future, he's going to sit around all day collecting disability and smoking weed. he's a parasite.

[urkles girlfriend]

luckily his shitty life is bound to catch up with him and im pretty sure he already feels worthless living in limbo. so lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

it also seems that living in a van is slowly chipping away at stevey nerves judging by his latest rantings and ravings.

[Wendy <3]

You sound a lot like lisa when it comes to this... totally oblivious to your own situation. You are a human louse yourself and have to constantly depend on others to exist.

[stevеyos]

I wish I could sit in front of a computer doing nothing going nowhere for the rest of my life while somebody else went out and earned all the money I spent oh wait I did that I'm finally away from it and when I was doing it it was a bad thing now that I"m not doing it it's still a bad thing, I think the problem here is I'm arguing with literal actaul insane people for starters cag's a lizard,

[stevеyos]

You sound a lot like lisa when it comes to this... totally oblivious to your own situation. You are a human louse yourself and have to constantly depend on others to exist.
exactly, she would only survive how long it takes her to starve to death if men suddenly stopped supporting her, there's about a 100% chance her and jon won't last, when that's done she's gonna be a wreck again, but hey at least she'll not only have a roof over her head at the halfway house but she'll probably get to take the computer jon built her which totally no doubt about it will be able to run fallout 4 maxed (that's funny because fallout 4 has very bad outdated graphics so even the shitty pc jon put together will have no prpblems running it) (btw I have a titan)

[stevеyos]

also my family including my mom all wants me to stay in ri and not leave and just keep living hte life I've been living not a signle member of my family hates me I never had a rough day in my life I wonder why cag had to resort to the life she lead I guess it was because her family loved her a whole bunch that's what typically happens with cocaine addled strippers they come from amazing families that love them becuase they're very good children growing up with big dreams and anyway the point is at least I don't need ten thousand dollars worth of makeup to look good

[m0nde]

words...

[m0nde]

so many words, but no word on being supported by welfare and obviously not needing to work for 10 years, but pointing fingers at someone you think is being supported by another person.

[UPGRAYEDD]

college ed is s fairytale without marketable skills. there's a huge difference in planning for your future, taking something practical in univ or comm collegr with co-op & job placement and taking gender studies, art or philosophy

I knew you knew what I meant which is why I didn't elaborate. I have never been stable enough to follow through with anything like that. Yeah, I know it sucks. I know how to do lots of shit that I don't actually do but could be a job if I did.

[urkles girlfriend]

You sound a lot like lisa when it comes to this... totally oblivious to your own situation. You are a human louse yourself and have to constantly depend on others to exist.

what situation? I'm a homemaker, I cook and keep a clean home for jonathan which is also known as a traditional relationship, live a healthy lifestyle doing incredibly normal things. nice feeble attempt to try and compare it to welfare losers who sit and gripe online.

[urkles girlfriend]

and lmao you obviously are very naive to how life works, because everyone depends on someone to exist.. like jon depends on his boss to pay him, businesses depend on consumers, you depend on your parents etc.. basement posting 24/7 has not been kind to your naive outlook of the world, jazzy josh

[m0nde]

more words...

[urkles girlfriend]

No YOU CAG! NO YOU! YOU ARE THE LEECH OMFG

[urkles girlfriend]

i gotta go prepare jon's lunch which is carne asada.. tonight im cooking him top sirloin steak with steamed broccoli and more of those mashed potatos with green onions.

[urkles girlfriend]

tomorrow i may roast a chicken.

[juji]

If Jon loses a job, I'm pretty sure youre going to find another man with stable job

[urkles girlfriend]

If Jon loses a job, I'm pretty sure youre going to find another man with stable job

i will never ever leave jon lmao. ever

[Wendy <3]

Shut up cat avatar guy. Don't ever open your mouth unless a huge load of jizz needs to be disposed of.

[stevеyos]

Shut up cat avatar guy. Don't ever open your mouth unless a huge load of jizz needs to be disposed of.