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stevey is obese
stevey fails at life
stevey has no future
stevey never earn money
stevey never get a girlfriend
stevey has gout
steveyos
01-12-2013, 09:55 PM
roses are red
violets are too
you sir are deaf
and that list is ain't even true: )
Desolation
01-12-2013, 10:48 PM
wrecked
Camoron
01-13-2013, 06:03 AM
roffl
stevey is obese
stevey fails at life
stevey has no future
stevey never earn money
stevey never get a girlfriend
stevey has gout
Poetry Thread
> google autocomplete
fanfare
01-13-2013, 10:44 AM
Fanfare style thread
steveyos
01-13-2013, 12:59 PM
yeah you making a junk thread and me bringing the heat
Alsto
01-14-2013, 07:31 PM
it's sad... you haven't done anything in the last few years to add to the default stevey insults, i'm disappointed...
blumpkin blownuts
01-14-2013, 07:32 PM
he was most recently consorting with known :lizard:s
Alsto
01-14-2013, 07:36 PM
that's one of his things, typical steffies behavior... battletoads...
Alsto
01-14-2013, 07:37 PM
i know they are amphibians btw...
plusle riot
01-14-2013, 11:15 PM
> google autocomplete
iwas
iwastesomuchtime
iwasaki
iwas a pageant girl
iwashere.org
plusle riot
01-14-2013, 11:38 PM
im fucking reading that next open mic night
im fucking reading that next open mic night
do it topless
iwasc facesitting
iwascr facesitting
iwascru facesitting
iwascrue facesitting
iwascruel facesitting
Alsto
01-15-2013, 05:01 PM
just having one tit hanging out is way more artistic...
just having one tit hanging out is way more artistic...
I can live with that, generally they look pretty similar I can use my imagination to figure out what the other one looks like
Alsto
01-15-2013, 05:17 PM
and the asymmetry says look at me, i'm edgy or w/e...
idc about any of that I just want to see her titties
Alsto
01-15-2013, 05:33 PM
me too bro, i've been trying since 07...
Alsto
01-15-2013, 05:33 PM
bitches be thinking they titty is all precious and shit...
yeah what's up with that can't even understand that shit
Alsto
01-15-2013, 05:35 PM
knowing a nigger only need dat nipple...
a few weeks ago me and her were both in Danbury, I was within a couple of miles of dem tits. so close yet so far away...
Alsto
01-15-2013, 06:05 PM
that tempting titty teaser...
you should book a flight up here we'll double team that chick put a fuckin hurting on her then we can make a megathread about it
can you imagine the quality of a marks and alsto collaborative megathread it might possibly be the best thread in the history of the whole forum
Alsto
01-15-2013, 06:14 PM
only if our balls touch... also it would probably suck since i haven't used photshop in a couple years...
Alsto
01-15-2013, 06:15 PM
not that my ps skills alone could keep it from being awesome, but without it we would be severely disadvantaged in the visual aides department...
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 06:19 PM
bitches be thinking they titty is all precious and shit...
dis titty game ridiculous
Your skills have weakened but mine have grown stronger, I'm confident we could make it work and even if no thread results from it I totally want to fuck iwc whether you're involved or not so please either shit or get off the pot
submitted for your approval, proof that I have grown as a photoshopper
http://comeontothelord.com/img/pope_barry.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/sidbarryt.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/codybarry.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/terrorbarry.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/baggy.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryimplying.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryprivate.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/plugbarry.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barrywhitetrash.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryloveshisribs.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-banana.jpg
I made like 800 of those but the rest are complete shit
dis titty game ridiculous
hey me and alsto are going to spitroast you and make a thread about it, ok?
fucking double posts fucking shitty hosting package goddamn it ruby
Alsto
01-15-2013, 06:25 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryloveshisribs.jpghttp://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p2/avastars/bigger/alsto_bbqribs.jpg
Alsto
01-15-2013, 06:26 PM
she down...
I tried to Abreu Syndrome steve lamphier but I couldn't get the beard right and you weren't even around to praise my effort so I took a shit on it and did m0nde instead
Alsto
01-15-2013, 06:30 PM
looks great, good job...
finally the recognition I deserve
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 06:35 PM
hey me and alsto are going to spitroast you and make a thread about it, ok?
just make sure you post about how punk fucking rock my pussy smells
she down...
.
just make sure you post about how punk fucking rock my pussy smells
It's funny that you mention that because I've recently discovered how to make a thread that is scratch and sniff
Alsto
01-15-2013, 06:37 PM
dat stank dank, top rank...
bottle it and wear it like fucking cologne ungh so fragrant
Alsto
01-15-2013, 06:42 PM
11DKsXB-XiI
iwc I'm going to need you to squat over this funnel for a bit, tia
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 07:13 PM
im going to need you to hold this funnel with your teeth pls and ty~
fuck the funnel, lets go with some good old fashioned face sitting, I want to make m0nde jealous
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 08:25 PM
:tmnt:
I'm not sure where to go from here without crossing the line from funny into creepy territory so why don't you just post tits and we'll enjoy that and sit quietly for a while to contemplate them
Alsto
01-15-2013, 08:31 PM
titz...
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 08:32 PM
tap dancing in a minefield
SHUT UP AND SHOW US YOUR BOOBIES DAMMIT
Alsto
01-15-2013, 08:39 PM
be polite, maybe we see tonight...
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 08:42 PM
here's my boobz. don't hit on me silly boys~
http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x173/iwascruel_x/mattbailey-1.jpg
Alsto
01-15-2013, 08:45 PM
we want to see your crumpets, not those trumpets...
THE TIME FOR POLITENESS IS OVER NOW IS THE TIME FOR RAPE
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 08:49 PM
oh g-d i'm all out of rapex
I've got your rapex right here!
(if you missed the implication I was referring to my penis)
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 09:01 PM
help me settle an argument from earlier this evening. somehow i got talking about rapex and my bro was like "those are illegal to use in the states, theyre made for countries like south africa where rape is rampant" and i was like "uh well rape is fucking illegal here too you dumbshit". is rapex illegal here though?
Alsto
01-15-2013, 09:03 PM
don't think they would care if it actually stopped a rape...
help me settle an argument from earlier this evening. somehow i got talking about rapex and my bro was like "those are illegal to use in the states, theyre made for countries like south africa where rape is rampant" and i was like "uh well rape is fucking illegal here too you dumbshit". is rapex illegal here though?
that's a good question, probably depends on the judge because it could technically be considered a concealed weapon
Alsto
01-15-2013, 09:09 PM
stopping a horrible crime, lesser of two evils one of which is only evil in order to prevent evil...
people get prosecuted for shooting someone who was threatening their life...
Alsto
01-15-2013, 09:16 PM
not in FL lol...
good, I like stand your ground laws they should be rolled out nationwide
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 09:25 PM
that's a good question, probably depends on the judge because it could technically be considered a concealed weapon
but what if i really had vagina dentata
but what if i really had vagina dentata
how would they even confirm that do you bring in a gynecologist or a dentist?
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 09:30 PM
how would they even confirm that do you bring in a gynecologist or a dentist?
my mind http://i.imgur.com/SKHzS.gif asplode
I think we just invented a new field of medicine
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 09:36 PM
kind of like how barbers used to be dentists back in the day we'd have uh pussy dentists
I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a filling
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 09:52 PM
WHAT nuoh my god
drilling, spitting, god I love this subject the possibilities for double entendre are endless
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 10:09 PM
a root canal in the ol' birth canal. i literally just crossed my legs tightly and clenched my teeth
don't worry, this won't hurt a bit...
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 10:28 PM
is it in yet? ok i guess the novocaine kicked in
btw just like the dentist I was lying, it's going to hurt like hell
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 10:38 PM
just like the gyno too
When I was in high school I had a friend who bought his own speculum on ebay. he was a bit of a weirdo as you might imagine.
plusle riot
01-15-2013, 10:51 PM
that's just disturbing. and he was your friend, you say?
that's just disturbing. and he was your friend, you say?
use your speculum, then facesit at m0nde's face
well he never tried to use it on me
m0nde
01-16-2013, 05:43 PM
i speculum i
coming soon from apple iSpeculum
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