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urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 09:39 AM
i love how i can speed through a school zone with no seatbelt past a cop and not get pulled over :D

TheLizardWhisperer
11-02-2015, 10:04 AM
2:40 AM - Teknorat: know why?
2:40 AM - Teknorat: cos you're not hot anymore :|

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 10:05 AM
FUCKI NG SHUT UP OMFG FUCK EVERYONE HERE UGH

Wendy <3
11-02-2015, 11:08 AM
2:40 AM - Teknorat: know why?
2:40 AM - Teknorat: cos you're not hot anymore :|

Who said she was in the first place?

stevеyos
11-02-2015, 11:45 AM
she made herself look a lot better now she looks housewifes of hollywood and it's just sad and you know the plastic surgery is a comin' and it's a sad and anyway the point is some of us saw her after before seeing her before

stevеyos
11-02-2015, 11:46 AM
but yeah literally everyone speeds past schools around here idk if it's some big deal on the west side but I"m assuming it's not and has never been adn cag is just a huge fag

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 12:14 PM
I hate kids thats why i speed in school zones lmao. I hate that people have kids and think they are all high and mighty. Women go nuts and start ranting about being the giver of live and blah blah blah you know mice and rabits shit out babies by the thousands. Thats one thing thats great about lisa... no kids.. neither me or lisa have annoying crumb grabbers shooting out of our vaginas

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 12:15 PM
Oh my god you haven't lived until youve squeezed a coconut out your vagina lmao tee hee motherhood is sooooo beautiful

Wendy <3
11-02-2015, 12:26 PM
You probably don't even have that quad city knock

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 12:35 PM
You dont have a kid either.

Desolation
11-02-2015, 01:55 PM
speeding and not wearing a seatbelt, just one of the cool moms =p

Poopalew
11-02-2015, 02:12 PM
speeding and not wearing a seatbelt, just one of the cool moms =p

The latest machines scan the body in a helical or spiral fashion thereby speeding up the process.

stevеyos
11-02-2015, 02:18 PM
you should put a coconut in there probably feels great and you can give out coconut water

Wendy <3
11-02-2015, 02:40 PM
Make a giant string of beads using coconuts and shove them up your ass

stevеyos
11-02-2015, 07:51 PM
bowling balls

stevеyos
11-02-2015, 07:51 PM
cag can be a human Bowling Bag

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 09:35 PM
Make a giant string of beads using coconuts and shove them up your ass

Wendy <3
11-02-2015, 10:30 PM
Well...you really should

rubycalaber
11-02-2015, 11:05 PM
please note how cag brags about being a traditional housewife but still rants about how much she hates kids and motherhood kek

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 11:05 PM
Where do you get these crazy iseas

Autistic Spectrum
11-02-2015, 11:07 PM
its legal to fuck animals and marry your first cousin in texas

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 11:08 PM
Well thats good I guess

UPGRAYEDD
11-02-2015, 11:14 PM
please note how cag brags about being a traditional housewife but still rants about how much she hates kids and motherhood kek

and always makes sure she mentions doing some mundane chore like she deserves a cookie

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 11:16 PM
and always makes sure she mentions doing some mundane chore like she deserves a cookie

You can't even take care of yourself like an adult so you should be impressed by the mundane lmao

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 11:16 PM
Can't wait until your homelss again

Autistic Spectrum
11-02-2015, 11:17 PM
ask him if he still homeless cag,, go in for the kill

Autistic Spectrum
11-02-2015, 11:17 PM
sbit missed it

Wendy <3
11-02-2015, 11:26 PM
I wonder which of jon's dogs he will get rid of first

UPGRAYEDD
11-02-2015, 11:27 PM
You can't even take care of yourself like an adult so you should be impressed by the mundane lmaoI am impressed that you can handle boiling a pot of water. It's like chemistry.


ask him if he still homeless cag,, go in for the kill
So predictible that other people are posting my thoughts. I explained before why that line of trolling is dumb because this place is such a backwards commie disneyland that I had more money and access to endless free shit than I do now, while I sit here on my leather couch watching some shit about motorcycles in high definition.

Autistic Spectrum
11-02-2015, 11:28 PM
cag makes the same 5 posts over and over again

Autistic Spectrum
11-02-2015, 11:29 PM
post one

lmao i just sucked jon (The admins dick)


post two

i just poured jon a glass of milk!!!!

post three

dukat is homeless

post four

elz is deaf

post five

lmao, panic attack

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 11:31 PM
Post 3 i just farted ^_^

UPGRAYEDD
11-02-2015, 11:31 PM
cag makes the same 5 posts over and over again

It really is offputting, before it was funny to say 'ruining the forum' as if it could actually get worse, but somehow she pulled it off. It really WAS better 'before' now.