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urkles girlfriend
10-24-2015, 03:32 PM
better than lip injections

juji
10-24-2015, 03:41 PM
pics or didnt happen

Desolation
10-24-2015, 03:41 PM
post your nudes i gotta cum now

Autistic Spectrum
10-24-2015, 04:22 PM
i want to kill myself pls post nudes cag need something to send me over the edge

urkles girlfriend
10-24-2015, 04:36 PM
20 bucks says dp is not getting his dick sucked

Desolation
10-24-2015, 05:15 PM
stevey cam and dp still cry over not getting cag. Her epussy game must be strong af

Autistic Spectrum
10-24-2015, 05:32 PM
yes i totally fell in love with cag like a huge faggot i forgot all about this, i don't talk about killing her 24/7 or how i am glad her mother died a gurumesome death i want to fuck her, i want to fuck a busted up hood rat stripper it's been my dream for a while

urkles girlfriend
10-24-2015, 06:52 PM
Lmao you need to get laid. All this pent up rage is no good

Autistic Spectrum
10-24-2015, 07:15 PM
american lisa you need to stop

urkles girlfriend
10-24-2015, 07:17 PM
Lisa would dump donny for you in a heartbeat and soak you in a monsoon of her pussy juices

urkles girlfriend
10-24-2015, 07:18 PM
You could drown in lisas brown pussy slime. Youd love it lmao

Desolation
10-24-2015, 08:20 PM
american lisa you need to stop

alright rofl here

Wendy <3
10-24-2015, 10:53 PM
Defloration please herp lisa jr before she ruins the forum any further

Camoron
10-24-2015, 11:53 PM
stevey cam and dp still cry over not getting cag. Her epussy game must be strong af

h...eh...heh... n-no i.. i have totally not lost sleep over thinking about cag wrapping her mouth around jons gun collection... moveon.org right here...

Wendy <3
10-25-2015, 12:00 AM
You shouldve killed the bitch when you had the chance

juji
10-25-2015, 12:01 AM
I had feelings toward to cag until 1 year ago

Camoron
10-25-2015, 12:03 AM
I had feelings toward to cag until 1 year ago

and those feelings were bitter rage

urkles girlfriend
10-25-2015, 12:04 AM
http://efukt.com/20667_The_Prune_Brothers.html I want jon to watch this porn with me

TheLizardWhisperer
10-25-2015, 08:09 AM
I bet Lisa sucks way better dick than cag

urkles girlfriend
10-25-2015, 09:06 AM
Luckily jon wouldn't put his dick anywhere near her mouth lmao.

lnopia the great
10-25-2015, 10:05 AM
You shouldve killed the bitch when you had the chance

he could have mailed her anthrax, instead he mailed cheap wine and a love letter :no:

clay
10-25-2015, 10:41 AM
hey same, jons dick is magic

Wendy <3
10-25-2015, 01:47 PM
I bet Lisa sucks way better dick than cag

Plug drugs does for sure

m0nde
10-25-2015, 02:21 PM
I had feelings toward to cag until 1 year agoi'm sorry, did she betray to you?

Wendy <3
10-25-2015, 03:54 PM
I still have feelings towards her...ones like wanting to kill her

urkles girlfriend
10-25-2015, 06:24 PM
i betrayed to elz

juji
10-25-2015, 07:32 PM
i betrayed to elz

In the past, you had no idea how I hold as much pain but I deserve it because I was being dick with you and it's over.

m0nde
10-25-2015, 08:24 PM
you're a good man, charlie brown

urkles girlfriend
10-25-2015, 09:31 PM
Ugh now i feel bad.

Pirate Steve
10-25-2015, 11:42 PM
You should. Now, back to the matter at hand... Do you gag when jon's cock hits the back of your throat? Have you ever sucked him off while he took a dump? Why are you such a whore? I look forward to your candid response.

m0nde
10-25-2015, 11:48 PM
You should. Now, back to the matter at hand... Do you gag when jon's cock hits the back of your throat? Have you ever sucked him off while he took a dump? Why are you such a whore? I look forward to your candid response.blumpkin

Wendy <3
10-26-2015, 01:13 AM
Maybe you're allergic to the ointment he puts on his dick so he doesn't get cag aids

TheLizardWhisperer
10-26-2015, 03:35 AM
you had no idea how I hold as much pain

CCCRRRRAAWWWWWLLLLLIIIINNNGGG IIIINNN MMMYYYYY SSSSKKIIIINNNN

urkles girlfriend
10-26-2015, 08:15 AM
Can we stop talking about blumkins.

urkles girlfriend
10-26-2015, 09:00 AM
Most men do not look good naked because they have a gut but jon does not have this problem since hes very fit and healthy. ^__^ He also has lovely white teeth and most people his age do not lmao

urkles girlfriend
10-26-2015, 09:02 AM
Jon is the bestst man in the world, hes also wealthy and has great tasting cum. :love: cag + jon forever. Im a lucky girl to have a guy like him and not someone who is fat and has bad hygiene

Poopalew
10-26-2015, 12:25 PM
Jon is the bestst man in the world, hes also wealthy and has great tasting cum. :love: cag + jon forever. Im a lucky girl to have a guy like him and not someone who is fat and has bad hygiene

Remember the family was lodging in a stable hardly a place to be noted for good air or hygienethen or now.

juji
10-26-2015, 01:04 PM
Jon is the bestst man in the world, hes also wealthy and has great tasting cum. :love: cag + jon forever. Im a lucky girl to have a guy like him and not someone who is fat and has bad hygiene

Lol, some men are antihygienic can cause personal problems, I feel you know how they smell so bad can be considered as disgusting, I believe you had conversations with different men.


Just curious, how do you feel when you approach a man with good hygiene and has nice odor?

Wendy <3
10-26-2015, 02:40 PM
Most people his age...what is he 50 or something

urkles girlfriend
10-26-2015, 03:55 PM
after age 25 most guys really let themselves go, get fat, get moobs, gross teeth, etc

Wendy <3
10-26-2015, 04:39 PM
It's not like they need to impress people like you or lisa to begin with...

urkles girlfriend
10-26-2015, 08:17 PM
Dont take it so personal jazz lmao

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 07:33 AM
Jons dick smells 100x better than Sherman's, debrahon

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 08:39 AM
tmobile thorttles their hotspot to under dial up speeds after 1gb of 4g speed this is not a joke my connection is currently slower than dial up lol

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 08:42 AM
the worst part is google being very stupid so youtubes dont fully load they just ' load a little then wiat for you to watch that I get about 1 minute of buffered video then it takes about 20 to get another minute I feel like theh're hurting their servers more doing this since I have to hav ea constant stream all day I can't just get something and give their network a break it has to work literally all day just so I can watch one youtube I acn only imagine what everyone else who actualy likes computers is doing man tmobile is very stupid even if this method is better for their network they're gonna lose a lot of customers I'm compeltely serious it's actually slower htan dial up that is not an exaguration look it up

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 08:43 AM
this video isn't even loading lmao I fucking ahte google oh boy oh boy I hate google I hate tmobile and I"m stuck with them both1 my life RULE

juji
10-27-2015, 09:20 AM
Jons dick smells 100x better than Sherman's, debrahon

Arent dicks supposed to smell? The good dicks have no smell

juji
10-27-2015, 09:22 AM
this video isn't even loading lmao I fucking ahte google oh boy oh boy I hate google I hate tmobile and I"m stuck with them both1 my life RULE

Didn't read your posts, Im waiting to read your podcast release date

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 09:24 AM
293kb video got an error, several mnutes of trying to download 293 fucking kb, if you don't know, a floppy disk is over 1000kb, from the fucking 80's, and I had dial up in the 90's faster than this and I can't fucking take it

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 09:26 AM
I am very seriously considering throwing this chromebook in a garbage can lol can't even keep the monitor on to let perk.tv run on it it's fucking unreal how bad this thing is and how google has like idk I have no fucking idea what is going on at google no fucking idea at all

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 09:28 AM
also you can't clear finished downloads form the download bar at the bottom of chrome, again, I have no idea what the employees at google are doing

juji
10-27-2015, 09:33 AM
Go to starbucks

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 10:07 AM
hell no

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 10:07 AM
rename cag plumpkin blownuts

Wendy <3
10-27-2015, 11:29 AM
Go to deep couch city where you belong

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 11:30 AM
choke on a tegra knot

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 11:30 AM
both of you!

juji
10-27-2015, 11:52 AM
Do you like being choked while fucking?

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 11:59 AM
fuck off elzark.

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 01:22 PM
that means yes

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 01:34 PM
cag loves how big her bank account gets after sucking jon's dick

Wendy <3
10-27-2015, 01:35 PM
Do you like being choked while fucking?

Who doesn't?

juji
10-27-2015, 04:11 PM
fuck off elzark.

Lol, didnt you know when youre being choked during sex then youre released and it gives you super powerful orgasm?

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 04:14 PM
yeah ive heard about it, auto-erotic asphyxiation, but you shouldnt be doing it alone, elzark, you need a spotter. good luck finding one :)

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 04:15 PM
spotter: someone who will take the belt from around your neck after you pass the fuck out and begin dying. ask stevey

juji
10-27-2015, 04:23 PM
that's not what I mean, you said wrong things

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 04:30 PM
before I read the above posts just wanna say it's gonna take over a half hour to download 5mb with this tmobile hotspot

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 04:31 PM
jesus christ cag he's so fucking obviouslyu talking about a male choking you while fucking you stupid omg wow wowwwwwwwww

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:00 PM
waht? i never said anything about anyone choking me.. unless it was jon choking me with his amazing, superior white man penis

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 05:21 PM
has jon or any of the other people you've ever done sex with choked you with their HANDS AROUND YOUR NECK CAG IT'S A COMMON THING AND I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE BEING ABLE TO HAVE SEX W/ YOU ANY OTHER WAY

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:22 PM
do you really need me to answer that question to know the answer?

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 05:25 PM
the answer is yes the problem here is elz said something that made perfect sense in enlgihs and you didn't GET IT

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:27 PM
elz was talking about auto-erotic asphyxiation and the only fucking way he would know anything about it, is if he read about it online and tried it on himself, which he did

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 05:28 PM
Do you like being choked while fucking?


is this the post you're talking about or did he make a post about autorectoic hpsyicxan?

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:28 PM
and thats on top of him being a complete creeper. him asking me about weird shit is to be expected

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:28 PM
Lol, didnt you know when youre being choked during sex then youre released and it gives you super powerful orgasm?

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 05:29 PM
he defintley is quite the creeper still even the creepiest person I've ever met in second life

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 05:29 PM
my fav thing about him is he likes literally no joke body building females

juji
10-27-2015, 05:30 PM
I cant believe cag is so stupid

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:30 PM
whats wrong with chicks who are in shape lmao

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:31 PM
http://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/792891955.jpg

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:32 PM
jamie eason could probably kick all your asses lmao

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 05:33 PM
I want a girl in shape but we mean two different things to me you're not in shape you can't parkour it's unavoidable to not be in p good shape if you can parkour but it doesn't require makeup and stupid clothes and broken image links

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 05:34 PM
that wasn't a mean post at you I just mean I want a girl who can parkour and good brain

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:34 PM
i dont think you'd ever find a girl that would put up with your bullshit

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 05:34 PM
and doesn't look like a HORSE

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:35 PM
you would do nothing but argue and refuse to make comprimises

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 05:36 PM
I put the link in chrome I can see her forehead I'll report back tomrorow once it's loaded

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 05:36 PM
your post probably isnt' even broken it's probably this horrible tmobile hotspot

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 05:37 PM
I've never argued with anyone in my life when people try to argue I just leave so if she wanted to ever argue we wouldn't be right for each other not everyone needs drama in their life like lizards ok

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 05:37 PM
ok the pic is now at her elbows not enough muscle for elz she still looks good elz likes them literally steroid body builder

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:38 PM
maybe elzark is bisexual.

juji
10-27-2015, 05:38 PM
Stop steveyos, I wouldnt like someone who is freaky with steroids

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:39 PM
http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/female-110.jpg
:rofl:

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:40 PM
http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/female-81.jpg

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:41 PM
http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/3342431240_6f061c93c2.jpg

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 05:42 PM
a part of me thinks these are just men wearing bikinis

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 05:57 PM
1. elz is defintly bi 2. you fucking do like muscle girls elz you talk about it all the time shut up

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 05:58 PM
a part of me thinks these are just men wearing bikinis
that's what elz is secretly hoping

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 06:17 PM
1. elz is defintly bi 2. you fucking do like muscle girls elz you talk about it all the time shut up

uh oh he talks about me all the time too...

1. talks about masculine muscle women
2. is bisexual
3. talks about me all the time...

there goes my ego :sad:

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 06:51 PM
maybe he wants to fuck you and pretend you're jay leno

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 08:11 PM
:0

juji
10-27-2015, 08:50 PM
Steveyos is trolling me because he took a revenge, he doesnt understand the differences between fitness and bodybuilding, I like fit women, besides some women who used steroids and ruined their beautiful so they look like man arent attractive thats why I dont like them

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 08:54 PM
yup sure you literally use the term muscle woman and posted so many pics of girls built like brock lesnar deal with it it's not even a big deal I too want a girl that'll kick my ass in bed but you want a super huge girl I want a super tiny girl it's no big deal bro it's all good, all girls need love

juji
10-27-2015, 08:59 PM
Who the fuck is Brock Lesnar?

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 09:36 PM
Elz likes brock lesner women lol

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 10:06 PM
Elz likes brock lesner women lol

juji
10-27-2015, 10:17 PM
Whatever you decided to make fun of me. Cag and steveyos, I have updated their stand names.

maks
10-27-2015, 10:23 PM
remember when I used to be the meanest person on the forum what happened to that

stevеyos
10-27-2015, 10:36 PM
nobody is meaner than a lizard that's what happened

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 11:13 PM
Whatever you decided to make fun of me. Cag and steveyos, I have updated their stand names.
What have you updated them to

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 11:15 PM
remember when I used to be the meanest person on the forum what happened to that

Everyone is gone and its all because of rep. It tears people apart and drove dear Timothy to madness.

Wendy <3
10-27-2015, 11:27 PM
Whatever you decided to make fun of me. Cag and steveyos, I have updated their stand names.

Don't take a revenge it's not worth your time

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 11:28 PM
http://imgur.com/dv4N1bB

Autistic Spectrum
10-27-2015, 11:30 PM
http://imgur.com/dv4N1bB

Autistic Spectrum
10-27-2015, 11:30 PM
that's a fail

urkles girlfriend
10-27-2015, 11:31 PM
You leave me alone!

Autistic Spectrum
10-27-2015, 11:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/dv4N1bB.jpg

even bigger fail

juji
10-28-2015, 12:06 AM
Honestly, she looks anorexic

Autistic Spectrum
10-28-2015, 12:09 AM
cag's the whole package, daddy issues, a ex sex worker, and a eating disorder to boot,,, :swoon:

juji
10-28-2015, 12:10 AM
She needs little fat, it could be OK

juji
10-28-2015, 12:11 AM
what happens if 3 months later under Jon's food control?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/07/article-2070155-0F0ED29200000578-904_306x466.jpg

Wendy <3
10-28-2015, 12:15 AM
Cag doesn't have fancy undergarments like that

Autistic Spectrum
10-28-2015, 12:17 AM
cag and lisa's daughter corey

urkles girlfriend
10-28-2015, 09:17 AM
what happens if 3 months later under Jon's food control?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/07/article-2070155-0F0ED29200000578-904_306x466.jpg

i sneak a few carbs here and there ;) dont tell jon i have breached his food control

urkles girlfriend
10-28-2015, 09:17 AM
and wow that lady has really bad teeth.

stevеyos
10-28-2015, 02:57 PM
almost as bad as your face

Desolation
10-28-2015, 03:09 PM
if i had to live in boring plano with boring jon and abide to some boring eating regime and be in some boring stockholm syndrome situation i think i'd realize i'm mentally unhealthy or really boring

Wendy <3
10-28-2015, 03:39 PM
It's better than living in a halfway house where she's sexually abused constantly

stevеyos
10-28-2015, 05:56 PM
it's how she wants to live her fucking life maybe she enjoys it, or maybe she enjoys the money and will lleave jon as soon as I get rich she could also be trolling jon who knows it could be the ultimate attempt to fit in, troll a admin irl

Autistic Spectrum
10-28-2015, 05:58 PM
she should really move back in with her grandma and grandpa in there attic ,

Autistic Spectrum
10-28-2015, 05:58 PM
stevey handing out life advice from the back of a van

urkles girlfriend
10-28-2015, 05:59 PM
jon fitting in my face is 100x better than fitting in here

stevеyos
10-28-2015, 06:06 PM
dp proud of his sedentry lifestyle needing no more than a lake for actual travel would consume calories he has not had since eating humans became illegal