lisa: why are you settling for a lowlife junkie/juggalo

[urkles girlfriend]

1. Even you could do better than some guy who abuses prescription drugs and posts twizted videos.

2. Does this idiot even own a vehicle or have a driver's license.. even stevey has these thinga.

3. He's obviously not that interesting or doing it for you if you are cybersexing reno (whose a million times better than donny in every way) when a woman is crazy about a guy, she doesnt show interest in other men.

4. He's a fucking simp how the fuck is that attractive?

5. I repeat you CAN do better than him so you should stop wasting your time and find a man who actually has is shit together. If i can crank out period and ass fingering videos and still manage to find an awesome guy, imagine what you can get, but you will never acheive that with shit like donny humping your leg everywhere you go.

[juji]

cag, discussing with Lisa is like talking with a slug

[urkles girlfriend]

Pfft anything with tits and pussy could do better than this dweeb she's pity dating

[urkles girlfriend]

Shes not going to be able to cut him lose without him having some big emotional meltdown online.

[urkles girlfriend]

The sweet little simp boy will suddenly turn into the raging angry junky that he is

[juji]

it won't be second time due to rootbeer

[Autistic Spectrum]

jon: why are you settling for cag lamo you had it all you had ascii genitals a something awful goon girl who is 100 times better than this bottom feeding reject haven bitch

[juji]

Jon prefers obedient woman, even that's part of her findom

[urkles girlfriend]

Hi dp lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

it won't be second time due to rootbeer

im personally looking forward to donnys meltdown after lisa gets sick of his shit and it wont be long

[urkles girlfriend]

Wonder if he'll make more cringe worthy death threats that are funny for all the wrong reasons

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag's life is very full

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would honestly have a threesome with cag and lisa even tho it would be so fucking gross to acutally do,, the amount of rep i would get would be well worth it

[Autistic Spectrum]

me, and those 2 insane bitchs and a tub of crisco after i put a bunch of news paper on my hardwood floor

[urkles girlfriend]

Look dp its time to man the fuck up and rescue lisa from this junkie piece of shit. You're her only hope

[urkles girlfriend]

Our lisa with a filthy junkie. Perish at the thought

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag use the last of your rape money to send stevey to penguin island, kill 2 birds with one stone

[urkles girlfriend]

Use your money to fly to Australia and rescue lisa from donny. Dont be a pussy. It will be the most fun youve had that didnt involve posting on a forum

[m0nde]

i would honestly have a threesome with cag and lisa even tho it would be so fucking gross to acutally do,, the amount of rep i would get would be well worth itwhat dp said got me thinking. do you think rootbeer did it for the rep? like initially, do ou think it was all a carefully planned rep boosting scheme gone wrong?

[juji]

What if Lisa ignored cag's posts? it would be a dealbreaker

[juji]

btw, when we chatted with Lisa, she told me she has fucked a guy with 9 inches of dick, cag have ever you fucked a guy with 9 inches of dick?

[urkles girlfriend]

Dp is gonna do the right thing and rescue lisa who has been his friend for almost half a decade

[Autistic Spectrum]

yes rootbeer spent 50 grand of his parents money to fly across the world to loose his virginity to the worst person on earth in an attempt to get more rep points

[urkles girlfriend]

You better be on a round trip to Australia by tomorrow morning

[m0nde]

greens

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag is the low pile carpet in your shitty apt complex itchy?

[m0nde]

cag and jon are going to buy a house and in 4 years, a bigger house. dp you inherited your parents house and make up stories about your investments and post pictures from reddit claiming you repair frogger machines and bijld multi console gaming units. how does it feel topretend to be half the man jon is?

[Autistic Spectrum]

jon moved in with someone from reject haven :rofl:

[juji]

funny part, cag keeps asking questions to Jon about the things that cag doesnt know anything

[urkles girlfriend]

If dp doesnt man the fuck up and claim his soulmate lisa, i am going to put him on ignore

[Camoron]

i dont know anything about donnald but I know enough about lisa to know that hes too good for her however fucked up he may be

[juji]

that's his decision, anyway he won't listen us to prevent meeting Lisa

[urkles girlfriend]

i dont know anything about donnald but I know enough about lisa to know that hes too good for her however fucked up he may be

Hes a drug addict and an idiot. Its the other way around

[Lisa Battery]

Yeah see clarissa, I'd have Donny over your idiot of a b/f anyday

Bitch you flash anyone and you're getting shot or dumped it's that pathetic and back to homeless with no employable skills.

My videos are a bit better than you fingering your scraggly ass by the way.

[Lisa Battery]

I don't think any of these dipshits are better than what I have with Donny.

[urkles girlfriend]

http://www.supermensa.org/forums/showthread.php?10792-Milkman-Mr-Jack-phone-convo wow just wow

[Lisa Battery]

http://www.supermensa.org/forums/showthread.php?10792-Milkman-Mr-Jack-phone-convo wow just wow

What's "wow" about it?

[juji]

http://i.imgur.com/odWVHqa.png

[Battery Bits]

She's mad cuz I called her a fugly ho.
Rage on.

[Lisa Battery]

She's mad cuz I called her a fugly ho.
Rage on.

Lol I know.

You say she looks like a foot. That would most definately send her into a spazz.

She's also pissed off that her relationshipmis so pathetic she knows she will dumped at the drop of a hat for not doing exactly what jon says and you and I just do what we want and are happy and not in danger of getting dumped for eating a cheeseburger if we fucking well feel like it.

[urkles girlfriend]

This guy is awful lisa, hes nothing to brag about and certainly wont make you happy.

[Battery Bits]

Your last 100 posts have been about me, nat-geo nips.

[urkles girlfriend]

You really need to dump this loser lisa, and get with a guy who owns a car and has his shit together. You're lying to yourself. Your sessions with reno are proof

[urkles girlfriend]

Your last 100 posts have been about me, nat-geo nips.

Because lisa can do better than a junky

[urkles girlfriend]

And no one believes that youve stopped using drugs. You will never get clean and will live the life you have lived forever.

[urkles girlfriend]

Lisa dump donny and get with someone who isnt a piece of shit.

[juji]

:awjeez:

I really don't want to keep reading this thread

[urkles girlfriend]

If dp doesnt man the fuck up and claim his soulmate lisa, i am going to put him on ignore

Look dp has lisa dick whipped in ways that donny will never be able to. This newds to happen asap!

[Battery Bits]

You don't know me, you expressionless trick.

[Lisa Battery]

Look dp has lisa dick whipped in ways that donny will never be able to. This newds to happen asap!

I'm going to go for the guy who has enough balls to actually fuck with me and who is actually all this bullshit aside the sweetest nicest one.

Stop projecting your love of dp onto me just because jon would kick your ass to the curb if you started saying "oh dp you're so alpha" all over the forum again.

Dp and I know what we are, two alphas who would just as soon kill each other as fuck each other.

[Wendy <3]

Why don't you 2 worthlessdrug addicts go back to your own forum and live in your make believe world where you're not the worst people alive and everyone likes you

[urkles girlfriend]

You have loved dp for years and years. Youre just backpedaling after your little stunt with reno but if u were able to cyber reno than you can doooooo WAAAAAAAY better than a jobless carless junky whose addicted to percets

[urkles girlfriend]

Especially one that makes a big deal out of saving up 3000 dollars (which is an obvious lie because hes a junky)

[urkles girlfriend]

Fuck off jazz unless you are gonna help me coonvince lisa to dump the junky

[Battery Bits]

Check nuts, ho.
Lisa just spelled it out for us all.

[Lisa Battery]

Clarissa

Jon treats you like total shit and brags about it.

[urkles girlfriend]

Jon isnt a simp and knows how to keep a bitch in line and on his dick. Donny will never achieve anything and will always be your doormat.. and not even a good one that buys you diamond and ipads. Get yourself aomething that isnt a loser that looks like he smells like stale cigarettes and cheap booze

[urkles girlfriend]

He doesnt even own a car! Hes 27 years old and rides the fucking bus

[Lisa Battery]

Jon isnt a simp and knows how to keep a bitch in line and on his dick. Donny will never achieve anything and will always be your doormat.. and not even a good one that buys you diamond and ipads. Get yourself aomething that isnt a loser that looks like he smells like stale cigarettes and cheap booze
Jon tells everyone he will dump you in a second if you "step out of line"

No thanks, YOU are the doormat LOL

[urkles girlfriend]

Thats because jon is a man who demands respect. Donny isnt a man at all. Jon has a 6 figure salary. What does donny have? Dump him immediately and get a real man

[urkles girlfriend]

Just imagine the possibilities if you stopped wasting your time on this shitstain.

[urkles girlfriend]

Its like youre actually proud to be edating a junky

[Lisa Battery]

Yeah well you keep saying that but he isn't a junky you old crack whore

[Battery Bits]

It's 2 a.m. on a Friday night / Saturday morning.
You are here posting furiously about someone you do not know.
Where's your man?
Nice life.
I'm here talking to Lisa, letting her have dins.

[urkles girlfriend]

Yeah see clarissa, I'd have Donny over your idiot of a b/f anyday

Bitch you flash anyone and you're getting shot or dumped it's that pathetic and back to homeless with no employable skills.

My videos are a bit better than you fingering your scraggly ass by the way.

No one needs a dirty junky with a bad haircut and raggedy clothes. Lisa can and should do better than you she deserves that much.


It's 2 a.m. on a Friday night / Saturday morning.
You are here posting furiously about someone you do not know.
Where's your man?
Nice life.
I'm here talking to Lisa, letting her have dins.

[Lisa Battery]

It's 2 a.m. on a Friday night / Saturday morning.
You are here posting furiously about someone you do not know.
Where's your man?
Nice life.
I'm here talking to Lisa, letting her have dins.
"Letting me have dins" LMAO

I got my greek platter with spit roasted lamb, pita bread, garlic sauce and greek salad and he says "who said you could eat that?" And we both laughed because we were just taking the piss at how fucking loserish shit Jon treats you Clarissa.

[urkles girlfriend]

The funny thing is, lisa knows she going to get bored of you and shes just making these patroizing claims about caring for you because she feels bad about cybering with reno. this is called backpedaling and you're either too inexperienced or stupid to know any different. You two must know it because you wouldn't be here fighting with me over it. Facts are facts.

[Battery Bits]

There's more to life than hair and clothes you fucking bimbo.

[Lisa Battery]

I've been telling you for a while Jon treats you like shit.

But hey you got a roof over your head and some shit fuck guy who doesn't even let you eat what you want and are looking unhealthy Clarissa but whatever if you think that's the nice life.

[urkles girlfriend]

They way you insist that your gay little e romance with a junky is something to be proud of is hilarious. Dumping him now is the best advice you'll get..heres whats gonna happen, you're going to get bored and start talking to donny less and less and he is gonna lose his shit. And im going to laugh my ass off when it kills him.

[urkles girlfriend]

You may as well get it over with quick if you actually do care for him.

[Lisa Battery]

The funny thing is, lisa knows she going to get bored of you and shes just making these patroizing claims about caring for you because she feels bad about cybering with reno. this is called backpedaling and you're either too inexperienced or stupid to know any different. You two must know it because you wouldn't be here fighting with me over it. Facts are facts.
I felt a bit bad about mucking around with Reno but not that bad clarissa, I also told reno I couldn't do much because I cared about Donny. But at the end of the day I've hardly been an evil bitch, I've been human at worse, been honest and I care a lot about Donny. I mean grow the fuck up. I'm not hurting anyone and deviously fuckingbpeople behind backs like you do and shit.

And Donny is very experienced, I'm not doing any more god damn virgins I tell you what, Donny is very experienced with women.

[Lisa Battery]

They way you insist that your gay little e romance with a junky is something to be proud of is hilarious. Dumping him now is the best advice you'll get..heres whats gonna happen, you're going to get bored and start talking to donny less and less and he is gonna lose his shit. And im going to laugh my ass off when it kills him.

Do you have any idea how much everyone laughs at you and how shit yours is?

Because I've tried to tell you this for months. You need to ask like ANY guy who talks to jon what he actually says about your relationship.

[urkles girlfriend]

Stringing along a retarded junky that listens to icp just to prove to an internet forum that you have a boyfriend is retarded. If you're going to use a man as an accessory you may as well get one with a real job and means of support.

[Lisa Battery]

You're insane and stupid.

[urkles girlfriend]

He has an obamacare phone. How fucking low can you stoop? Your life will not get any better if you keep adding more shit to it. Donny is shit. Why do you want shit lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

Im surprised the little dirt bag didnt up and kill himself when he found out you were cybering reno. I bet it hurt his little junky feelings real badm he prolly cried off skype camera

[Lisa Battery]

Im surprised the little dirt bag didnt up and kill himself when he found out you were cybering reno. I bet it hurt his little junky feelings real badm he prolly cried off skype camera

Well he yelled that I was a whore and hung up on me and then he called me back like 10 mins later but again, he's done more than just flash someone online himself.

[urkles girlfriend]

You really need to duump that junky. He's like a filthy flea bitten rat that can barely afford to eat

[maks]

Yeah well you keep saying that but he isn't a junky you old crack whore

any recovery system from NA to The Dunes will tell you that addiction can never be cured, it can only be controlled. There's no such thing as a former junkie.

[Battery Bits]

Subs help.

[Lisa Battery]

You really need to duump that junky. He's like a filthy flea bitten rat that can barely afford to eat

He eats just fine and supports himself and his family and is going to come here and if it works out and I keep him after he got residency he will be working and looking after me.

[urkles girlfriend]

She admits he still takes pills too. (And he got an obama phone)

[Lisa Battery]

any recovery system from NA to The Dunes will tell you that addiction can never be cured, it can only be controlled. There's no such thing as a former junkie.

Well it's controlled and has been for months now

[Lisa Battery]

She admits he still takes pills too. (And he got an obama phone)

Suboxone you dumb tart

It's an opiate receptor blocker and I don't mind him taking those at all.

[urkles girlfriend]

Any person with any intellience or sense wouldnt dat a penniless junky

[urkles girlfriend]

Unless they are one themselves

[Battery Bits]

Nobody's perfect, Clarissa.
I've made a conscious effort to better my life.
Jeez. Gimme ~some~ credit.
This shit is retarded.

[urkles girlfriend]

Donny you are a shitpile and a stain on society. Stop clinging to lisa like a suckling baby simp and let her find a man thats actually worth something.

[urkles girlfriend]

You will never amount to anything and you'll end up in the streets sooner or later.

[Lisa Battery]

Nobody's perfect, Clarissa.
I've made a conscious effort to better my life.
Jeez. Gimme ~some~ credit.
This shit is retarded.
I know how much you've done and these people don't matter lol

None of us perfect and you are talking to clarissa who's and x stripper and crack whore who just recently got her first boyfriend who is middle class which is a world away from where she has spent her whole life which is in the gutter being a drunken cracked out whore and now thinks she upper class LMAO!

She's not and she is with a guy who tells everyone he will drop her at the drop of a hat if she isn't basically just a house slave.

[urkles girlfriend]

It doesn't take a genius to figure out you don't have jackshit saved up and you will drag out this pathetic excuse of a relationship as long as you can. Its a disaster waiting to happen. You will never make it out to Australia just as you will never escape from drugs and poverty. Give up now

[Lisa Battery]

You will never amount to anything and you'll end up in the streets sooner or later.

Stop projecting your fears of what will happen to you when jon dumps you onto Donny.

Donny has done a lot more good with his life than you have and has a lot better prospects as long as he wants to have them.

He's been working and just got himself an even better job, he just keeps doing better and better.

[Battery Bits]

Bitch I have enough saved up to buy and sell that ass 2500 times over.

[Lisa Battery]

He has thousands saved already cag.

You have no concept of money cag, I remember when you thought you were rich when you saved $3,000

Before he jumps on a plane he's going to have a pretty packet saved, that way if it works out and I keep him we can live for the months and months it would take before we jumped all the hoops and he got residency here and could work and he knows I am not in a position to financially support him which is why he needs the stack of cash. If it doesn't work out he goes home, buys a new car and is released back to the other bitches.

[urkles girlfriend]

Hes a worthless junky and you know it and you're only latching onto him because you have no one else. You know theres a world outside this forum dont you, lol. Maybe if you got some counciling and quit living in a weed induced limbo yo u could go back to teaching, maybe meet another teacher or lawyer.. but you insist on edating junkies and wallowing in filth with them

[urkles girlfriend]

The more you keep this up, the more time you will waste in having a life worth living and not with a parasitic, pill popping juggalo with weird mommy issues

[Battery Bits]

Hilarious mental image of you sitting in your middle-class home, hitting the stem.
I've dealt with bitches like you my whole life LOL.

[Lisa Battery]

We're both laughing at you cag.

You are an x stripper/ crack whore who in spite of being in a slightly better position than the half way houses whoring and living with grandparents still has not done anything to improve her own lot.

We are both laughing at you and Donny says, "Clarissa, Lisa is my Jon" only I'm doing a better job on my cag than jon is on his. LMAO

[Lisa Battery]

Jon dumps you, you are on the streets with only street whoring to aspire to.

Donny and I break up and he'll work, have decent propects and still have a better life than you because he is actually doing the things to improve his OWN lot.

[Battery Bits]

LOLOLOL
Mic Drop.

[urkles girlfriend]

And i say donny is a junky and a loser because he is one and you need to dump him immediately

[Lisa Battery]

And i say donny is a junky and a loser because he is one and you need to dump him immediately

I might be his jon but I treat my cags better than jon treats his.

[Lisa Battery]

He's comming out on top either way.

[Battery Bits]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fe/2a/20/fe2a20af6d5ed0a8eac38f1cc07ff1bb.jpg

[Battery Bits]

Everything's coming up Milhouse.

[urkles girlfriend]

I might be his jon but I treat my cags better than jon treats his.

if Cybering with reno behind donnys back is your idea of treating him good, you wont have any hopes of finding a decent man. :)

[urkles girlfriend]

But as long as you dump the junky immediately...

[urkles girlfriend]

And when you do fnally listen to reason and dump donny for someone who isnt a piece of shit.. try not to cheat on him with reno lmao.

[Battery Bits]

The crack seems to be wearing off.
Carpet patrol! Go!

[urkles girlfriend]

The crack seems to be wearing off.
Carpet patrol! Go!
Drugs wearing off, my little American bogan friend?

[Lisa Battery]

if Cybering with reno behind donnys back is your idea of treating him good, you wont have any hopes of finding a decent man. :)

It wasn't behind his back. I told him everything that day.

And he is a decent man.

He treats me better than you get treated. And neither of us have to stay with aomeone who treats us worse than the dog lest we end up on the street having to whore.

[Lisa Battery]

Drugs wearing off, my little American bogan friend?

He was talking about you

[Battery Bits]

LOL
Lisa speaking true facts as usual.
:heart:

[Lisa Battery]

He literally thinks you're so retarded and psycho that you must be on drugs

I tried to explain to him that no, you were just a retarded psychopath

[urkles girlfriend]

The smelly hobo junky thinks im retarded oh no. No... no!

[urkles girlfriend]

The guy who doesnt own a car, does drugs, looks like shit, and owns an actual obama phone doesn't like me. What a tragedy lmao

[maks]

Well it's controlled and has been for months now

Then stop saying he isn't a junkie. He is, and always will be.

[stevеyos]

lol months

[urkles girlfriend]

Then stop saying he isn't a junkie. He is, and always will be.

[steveyos]

hey fuck you btw

[urkles girlfriend]

fuck you stevie. i have terrible cramps today.

[Lisa Battery]

http://i.imgur.com/ZNoFpmW.jpg

[m0nde]

why're you skyping with elezzzark? leave him alone!

[urkles girlfriend]

he doesn't have any teeth!

[Battery Bits]

Sure I do.

[Lisa Battery]

he doesn't have any teeth!

Yes he does

He's missing one though

[Lisa Battery]

As you can see I've had a stroke

[maks]

I didn't know elz had a brother with a missing chromosome

[urkles girlfriend]

elz is already missing chromosomes, but this donny guy really does look a bit retarded.. and he has missing teeth. thats awesome lisa so happy for you :rofl:

[Lisa Battery]

elz is already missing chromosomes, but this donny guy really does look a bit retarded.. and he has missing teeth. thats awesome lisa so happy for you :rofl:

One missing tooth and it kind of looks cool

He's got about twice your IQ so I don't know where you get off calling anyone retarded

[maks]

I'll bet he has wonderful breath

[Lisa Battery]

Missing a fang

[Lisa Battery]

I'll bet he has wonderful breath

He doesn't smell bad because I asked

[Lisa Battery]

I said "if you smell bad I will spew on you and not fuck you"

[m0nde]

joe momzaho

[Lisa Battery]

Wash my dirty hobo, wash my dirty hobo, rub dub a ruba scruba wash my dirty hobo

[Lisa Battery]

joe momzaho

We like him

[Battery Bits]

http://i.imgur.com/W6ojr0p.png

[maks]

He doesn't smell bad because I asked

nobody thinks their own breath smells bad you retard. he has missing teeth because they rotted out, which strongly implies the rest of his teeth are rotted too

[maks]

spoiler alert junkies have shitty dental hygeine

[Lisa Battery]

nobody thinks their own breath smells bad you retard. he has missing teeth because they rotted out, which strongly implies the rest of his teeth are rotted too

Yeah they aren't

And the other chicks don't have a problem with how he smells, but I told him, he better smell ok

[m0nde]

http://i.imgur.com/W6ojr0p.png

make that your avatar, you are 100x better than peter quinn (never mind what everyone else says) :jizz:

[Lisa Battery]

spoiler alert junkies have shitty dental hygeine

Maks

Donny's teeth look much nicer and cleaner than your stanky yellow ones

[Battery Bits]

I smell like Axe Kilo and excited pussy.
Kilo being the only type of Axe which is nice.

[m0nde]

Yeah they aren't

And the other chicks don't have a problem with how he smells, but I told him, he better smell okwhen he gets australlian residency he can go see a dentist at the state's expense, so no worries

[Battery Bits]

make that your avatar, you are 100x better than peter quinn (never mind what everyone else says) :jizz:

Gee thanks mister!

[maks]

Maks

Donny's teeth look much nicer and cleaner than your stanky yellow ones

stained from coffee and smoking isn't the same as rotting out of your head. I'm older than him and I still have all my teeth.

[maks]

lisa's junkie in 10 years

http://www.afternoonspecial.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/2teeth-0911-10.jpg

[m0nde]

Gee thanks mister!if you knock her up, make sure you assert your parental rights

[Battery Bits]

Leave Buscemi outta this.
He is the man.

[Lisa Battery]

stained from coffee and smoking isn't the same as rotting out of your head. I'm older than him and I still have all my teeth.

Maks your teeth are nothing short of gross, there was a thick film of utter grossness on your teeth, no joke

Donny is missing an eye tooth but his are much cleaner than yours

Maks, darling, if you are going to pick on someone may I suggest that YOU picking on anyone's teeth does not really fly, you have some of the grossest teeth I've seen

[Lisa Battery]

lisa's junkie in 10 years

http://www.afternoonspecial.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/2teeth-0911-10.jpg
This guy has better teeth than you maks

[Battery Bits]

brb brushing and flossing.

[Lisa Battery]

brb brushing and flossing.

Lol

I tell you who is not brushing their teeth right now

Maks

I think he just wipes his with a dirty rag once a week

(Donny, literally just went to go brush his teeth LOL)

[Battery Bits]

She likes me for me.
Not becaaaaaause I hang with Leonardo.
Or that guy who played in Fargo.
I think his name was Steve.

[m0nde]

he was shamed into brushing his teeth and somehow that's a win

[Battery Bits]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JiA2FGx9EQ

[Lisa Battery]

he was shamed into brushing his teeth and somehow that's a win

It's proof of how readily he actually brushes his teeth

[Battery Bits]

ENFJ's are very open to criticism.
brb making a conscious effort to better myself.
brb being an empath.

[maks]

I can bleach the coffee stains off but there's nothing that's going to repair your junkie's rot short of a set of dentures

[urkles girlfriend]

http://i.imgur.com/W6ojr0p.png

he doesn't look creepy at all. :)

[m0nde]

It's proof of how readily he actually brushes his teethhaving to prove something that everyone takes for granted is also somehow not cringe worthy

[urkles girlfriend]

ttheres a bunch of guys that look like donny that hang out in the alleys of deep ellem

[m0nde]

this guy is a junkie and he's working on not being a junkie, that's commendable, but don't go on about how he doesn't have mush mouth or the other problems that go along with that lifestyle and that everything will be peachy keen because you can pull an eliza doolittle on him

[urkles girlfriend]

lisa is no henry higgens either though

[Lisa Battery]

I can bleach the coffee stains off but there's nothing that's going to repair your junkie's rot short of a set of dentures

Not rot

Just missing an eye tooth, it snapped off

And his teeth are still cleaner and nicer than yours

And I actually like the missing eye tooth, it gives him character

[urkles girlfriend]

http://i.imgur.com/W6ojr0p.png

:rofl:

[urkles girlfriend]

a match made in heaven. i change my mind.

[Lisa Battery]

having to prove something that everyone takes for granted is also somehow not cringe worthy

Um that's just stupid sid

You're an idiot

[Lisa Battery]

lisa is no henry higgens either though

Don't know who henry higgens is but I'm better than you

[Lisa Battery]

he doesn't look creepy at all. :)

I like creepy

[m0nde]

lisa is no henry higgens either though

THE FLOWER GIRL. [She is no doubt as clean as she can afford to be; but compared to the ladies she is very dirty. Her features are no worse than theirs; but their condition leaves something to be desired; and she needs the services of a dentist]. (1.29) - Pygmalion, Bernard Shaw

[Battery Bits]

I like creepy

:swoon:

[urkles girlfriend]

One missing tooth and it kind of looks cool

He's got about twice your IQ so I don't know where you get off calling anyone retarded


THE FLOWER GIRL. [She is no doubt as clean as she can afford to be; but compared to the ladies she is very dirty. Her features are no worse than theirs; but their condition leaves something to be desired; and she needs the services of a dentist]. (1.29) - Pygmalion, Bernard Shaw

Lmao

[Lisa Battery]

He's hotter than you

[Battery Bits]

He's hotter than you

:swoon:

[m0nde]

he's a nice guy too. i hope you guys are really happy together and you don't make him kill himself

[maks]

Not rot

Just missing an eye tooth, it snapped off

And his teeth are still cleaner and nicer than yours

And I actually like the missing eye tooth, it gives him character

it snapped off because it was rotted. teeth don't just break.

[urkles girlfriend]

I wish i could have a junky with rotten teeth. ill head over to the nearest narcotic anonymous and pick one out while jons at work

[Lisa Battery]

he's a nice guy too. i hope you guys are really happy together and you don't make him kill himself

I only make unwanted pieces of shit like you want to kill themselves.

You'll never have any dating options.

[urkles girlfriend]

I wish i could have a junky with rotten teeth. ill head over to the nearest narcotic anonymous and pick one out while jons at work

I will name it "Bright Eyes"

[m0nde]

I only make unwanted pieces of shit like you want to kill themselves.

You'll never have any dating options.ok, no need to get defensive. i was wishing you two a happy life together.

[Lisa Battery]

ok, no need to get defensive. i was wishing you two a happy life together.

Nah. You're a piece of shit.

[urkles girlfriend]

http://i.imgur.com/ZNoFpmW.jpg

Lisas clothes are really something else lmao

[Lisa Battery]

You can make up all the bullshit you like, doesn't make it true, makes you a pathetic loser and Donny is still a nice and good guy.

This is your life losers: posting about mine.

[Lisa Battery]

Lisas clothes are really something else lmao

Are they?

[m0nde]

Nah. You're a piece of shit.

don't turn on the only ally you have left on this forum, lisa

[Lisa Battery]

don't turn on the only ally you have left on this forum, lisa

You're the slimiest, most bullshit crock of shit.

You're a bigger pile of shit than the overt fucktard pathetic losers

At least they are straight forward and honest about what pathetic piles of shit they are and don't hother trying to pretend and tell everyone they are a good guy when in fact they are an undermining, subversive, slimy pile of utter spineless shit.

Get my fucking name off your twitter you no-life pathetic retarded loser.

[maks]

Lisas clothes are really something else lmao

you don't find the most fashionable stuff in the donation bin

[urkles girlfriend]

:triggered:

[m0nde]

You're the slimiest, most bullshit crock of shit.

You're a bigger pile of shit than the overt fucktard pathetic losers

At least they are straight forward and honest about what pathetic piles of shit they are and don't hother trying to pretend and tell everyone they are a good guy when in fact they are an undermining, subversive, slimy pile of utter spineless shit.

Get my fucking name off your twitter you no-life pathetic retarded loser.everything's back to normal, then. i'm glad we had this little talk.

[Kosher Mini Tacos]

ok, no need to get defensive. i was wishing you two a happy life together.

http://i.imgur.com/SfTIRrK.png

[urkles girlfriend]

http://i.imgur.com/W6ojr0p.png


http://i.imgur.com/ZNoFpmW.jpg


jazzy josh needs to see these asap

[Wendy <3]

It's amusing watching some drug addict who lives off of welfare and doesn't work and has sex by watching other people jerk off on webcam calling everyone else losers.

[Lisa Battery]

It's amusing watching some drug addict who lives off of welfare and doesn't work and has sex by watching other people jerk off on webcam calling everyone else losers.

Except that's not true

And you are literally a loser who has never worked a day in their life

[maks]

what part of it isn't true lisa

[Wendy <3]

I wish i could get on welfare and be able to spend the money on whatever drugs it is that this bitch uses to create this delusional world she lives in

[Camoron]

donny is currently plugdrugs 2.0 once he goes to australia he will officially become rootber 2.0

[urkles girlfriend]

At least pluggy and rootbeer had all their teeth.

[urkles girlfriend]

http://i.imgur.com/i3rC1I6.jpg

[urkles girlfriend]

http://i.imgur.com/HwnN44f.jpg

[urkles girlfriend]

http://i.imgur.com/qjIDe07.jpg

[juji]

delete this thread, zero comedy, no gold comedy, :0replies:

[urkles girlfriend]

I'm going to stick my pork sword into your ham wallet elzark

[juji]

cag, do you think dramas are really funny? you're weirdo freak

[lnopia the great]

i hope donny makes it out to see lisa but inreally dont think he will be able to save enough money

[urkles girlfriend]

http://i.imgur.com/HwnN44f.jpg

im really confused by this one

[urkles girlfriend]

a monsoon of lisas pussy juice showering onto dp's face

[Wendy <3]

Let's not say things like that ever again for the sake of the men here who are still able to get erections

[urkles girlfriend]

the pussy monsoon, the salty hiss and spray of lisas vag onto donny's rotten mouth

[urkles girlfriend]

why he wriggles his loose black tooth and giggles

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Stop

[urkles girlfriend]

a monsoon of lisa's pussy juice drenches teknorat

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Cold Mexican penis

[urkles girlfriend]

teknorat gulps the monsoon of lisa's pussy juice greedily. Donny watches from the shadows, a tear forming at the corner of his glazed, sunken eye

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Fatty fishmonger fingers fetidly flaccid phallus flopping freely

[urkles girlfriend]

lisa squats over teknorats face and clences her tiny body. brown sludge dribbles onto his nose with a loud wet plop

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Well over 200

[Wendy <3]

I seriously hope cag dies sometime this evening

[cag]

lisa squats over teknorats face and clences her tiny body. brown sludge dribbles onto his nose with a loud wet plop

teknoscat

[steveyos]

s

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag pls post something

[Wendy <3]

cat avatar guy was really mean for posting this

[juji]

1. Even you could do better than some guy who abuses prescription drugs and posts twizted videos.

2. Does this idiot even own a vehicle or have a driver's license.. even stevey has these thinga.

3. He's obviously not that interesting or doing it for you if you are cybersexing reno (whose a million times better than donny in every way) when a woman is crazy about a guy, she doesnt show interest in other men.

4. He's a fucking simp how the fuck is that attractive?

5. I repeat you CAN do better than him so you should stop wasting your time and find a man who actually has is shit together. If i can crank out period and ass fingering videos and still manage to find an awesome guy, imagine what you can get, but you will never acheive that with shit like donny humping your leg everywhere you go.

I ask the same question to Jon

[Wendy <3]

Just imagine the possibilities if you stopped wasting your time on this shitstain.

:rofl:

[m0nde]

And no one believes that youve stopped using drugs. You will never get clean and will live the life you have lived forever.
:rofl:

[Wendy <3]

http://i.imgur.com/ZNoFpmW.jpg

lisa looks like she's 60

[Bev.]

I ask the same question to Jon

you fucking didnt know donny he was a great guy and lisa and donny loved each other so cut the shit lisa is right you aer a RETARD

[Bev.]

lisa looks like she's 60

wendy you just wanted lisa for your self thats why you always post shit about her and donny she knew a good guy when she saw one and you were not him

[Autistic Spectrum]

Bev is in the throws of dementia again ugh

[m0nde]

Bev, go fuck off and stop posting here. even Lisa isn't posting here right now

[juji]

Sad

[maks]

wendy you just wanted lisa for your self thats why you always post shit about her and donny she knew a good guy when she saw one and you were not him

wendy is a heterosexual woman, lisa is a trainwreck that no sane person would ever want, and donny died (lol)

[internutt]

1. Even you could do better than some guy who abuses prescription drugs and posts twizted videos.

2. Does this idiot even own a vehicle or have a driver's license.. even stevey has these thinga.

3. He's obviously not that interesting or doing it for you if you are cybersexing reno (whose a million times better than donny in every way) when a woman is crazy about a guy, she doesnt show interest in other men.

4. He's a fucking simp how the fuck is that attractive?

5. I repeat you CAN do better than him so you should stop wasting your time and find a man who actually has is shit together. If i can crank out period and ass fingering videos and still manage to find an awesome guy, imagine what you can get, but you will never acheive that with shit like donny humping your leg everywhere you go.

lmao she actually couldnt and didnt.

[m0nde]

im personally looking forward to donnys meltdown after lisa gets sick of his shit and it wont be long


Wonder if he'll make more cringe worthy death threats that are funny for all the wrong reasons

[m0nde]

cag really was prescient

[skrizach]

cag really was prescient


he's a nice guy too. i hope you guys are really happy together and you don't make him kill himself

:frogsiren: